[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Yaluka, who was sleeping, was kicked out of the bed by a left kick, and because her head hit the ground first, Yaluka was thrown awake.Yaluka, who was suddenly attacked, simply rubbed the place where she was thrown, stood up from the ground as if nothing had happened, climbed back into the bed, yawned lightly, lifted the quilt and got in.

Yaluka did this series of movements extremely skillfully, and did it in one go without dragging his feet, as if he had spent countless nights like this.

As soon as Yaluka lay down, a thigh was wrapped around his waist, and an arm was wrapped around his arm at the same time, and then a big head came close to his eyes, clinging to his cheek, leaning against it On his shoulders, he rubbed against them unconsciously, and after finding a comfortable position, he continued to snore happily.

"Hey!" Yaluka, who was left sleepless by this series of actions, sighed silently in her heart.

When this person was sleeping, he was still so defenseless!Really, I miss it a bit!

Yaluka sighed inwardly and leaned forward, kissed the knight's lips like a superficial kiss, and then closed his eyes and started counting sheep, just like he was kicked out of bed every night a few months ago. It's the same as those things you do in the quilt.

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Yaluka, who was sleeping, was kicked out of the bed by another left kick. This time, her head hit the ground first, so Yaluka was thrown awake again.

But before he got up from the ground, there was a roar from above his head: "Why are you sleeping on my bed!"

The sound is like a big bell, the words are sonorous and powerful, and the penetrating power is like gamma rays.It directly sublimated Yaluga from a sleeping state to a waking state.

Aluka slowly climbed onto the bed, muttering, "It's still cute when I'm asleep!"

"Hey! I'm pretty sure that my room and yours are neither upstairs nor downstairs, nor are they in a symmetrical position after going up the stairs, so there is no possibility of going to the wrong room!" The knight sat on the bed with his waist tucked in. The arm stretched out straight, and the fingertips almost touched Yaluga's nose, "Say! What is your conspiracy to sneak into my room?"

Yaluga made a gesture of innocence: "You drank too much yesterday, I sent you back to the room, but you held my hand for life and death and refused to let go, so I reluctantly squeezed in with you all night .”

"What you said is true?" The knight looked at Yaluga suspiciously.

Alga sat cross-legged, pretended to be absent-mindedly looking at the ceiling, and muttered in a low voice, "It's not the first time someone has done something like this!"

"Shut up!" The knight became angry, "This is not the first time who has told you!"

"Oh, oh, oh!" Yalujia was so amused by the knight's slip of the tongue that he fell down laughingly, "It was the first time I knew you and me! No need to emphasize it anymore!"

"Soul Dan!" The knight's face was flushed with anger, but he didn't know whether he was angry with himself or Alga, "Get out of my room immediately! I don't want to see you!"

"Hey? Don't be so unfeeling!" Alga put on a pitiful expression.

The knight turned his head and remained unmoved: "I have no relationship with you, please go out!"

Seeing that the knight turned his face away and did not look at him, Yalujia raised one corner of his mouth to take advantage of the knight's unpreparedness, threw the knight on the bed at once, and controlled the knight's limbs with both hands and feet: "I even remember where my room is so clearly , and said that you have no relationship with me and half a nun! At least, there must be a nun!"

The knight was caught off guard by Yaluka's sudden movement. When he realized it, his hands and feet were firmly restrained. He tried to break free but failed, so he could only stare at Yaluka: "Let go!"

Yaluga shook her head and tail, "Don't let go!"

The knight continued to stare angrily: "Then what do you want?"

Yalujia was condescending, staring at the knight in a daze, and after a while he said quietly: "I miss this position a little bit."

"Get out!" Hearing Yaluga's last words, the knight struggled violently.

"Hey! Don't you miss it?" Yaluga increased the strength of the confinement on his hands and feet, making the knight's attempt to break free fail again.

"I miss the peat!" the knight roared.

"Hey! What a pity!" Yaluga looked regretful, "I miss your lips, your kiss, your ears, and your collarbone every day for the past few months." As Yaluga said, her lips moved one by one. Scanned, the parts of these knights he mentioned.

The knight was furious, but he couldn't get out of the struggle, he could only close his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to be bitten by a dog again."

Yaluga was not angry when she was called a dog, and continued: "I still miss your body temperature, your enthusiasm when you want it, and your voice when you are excited."

The knight glared at Yaluga with his eyes wide open, but kept his mouth shut.

Yalujia ignored the anger of the knight who was on the verge of exploding, and still said to himself: "I also miss your little snoring when you sleep; and when you sleep happily, you will unconsciously stretch out your legs and hands to kick me down bed; and after I got up from the floor and got under the covers again, you hung on me like an octopus, blowing on my neck like itching."

When Yaluga said it, her expression was very serious, without any falsehood.And the chivalrous man who was the audience finally fell silent.

"I don't know what I want to do when I miss these things, and I don't know what it means to miss them. I only know that I have not changed the habit I have formed with you for more than a month. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I always wanted to climb up, and then I was surprised to find that I didn't fall on the ground at all; when I lay down again, I always wanted to give the person lying next to me a kiss, but I will soon regret to find that you are no longer by my side." Yaluga stared blankly, and the knight lying under him also stared blankly at him, "Tell me, what does this mean?"

A trace of bewilderment flashed in the knight's eyes, and he said hesitantly: "Maybe, you are just, lonely!"

"No! I'm not alone at all!" Yaluka smiled lightly, "As long as I think of you, I won't be lonely."

The knight fell silent.

"I'm sorry, I ran away so spinelessly at that time!" Yaluga bowed her head and put her head on the knight's shoulder, "I've finished my height-enhancing medicine, and love medicine, I don't want to use it anymore."

"Why?" the knight asked.

"When you're done eating, you're done eating. There's no reason!" Yaluga let go of the restraint on the knight with both hands, put her arms on the bed to support her body, and looked down at the knight from above.

The knight squinted at Alga: "I'm talking about the love potion."

Yaluga turned her head to the side in embarrassment, picked up one hand and gently scratched her cheek: "If you don't want to use it, then you don't want to use it! I have to feed you with my mouth every time, I'm already tired of it !"

"That's it~" The knight's answer seemed to accept Yaluga's far-fetched explanation, but in fact his eyes rolled around, "My legs are numb."

"Oh! I'll let you go!" Yaluga, who thought that the knight would no longer resist, let go of the restraint of her legs on the knight's lower body.

Feeling that the entangled legs had been released, the knight suddenly turned over and jumped up, pressing Yalu, who was caught off guard, under his body, causing the two to switch positions instantly.

"I like good boys who tell the truth!" The knight used his limbs to fix Yaluka on the bed in the same posture that Yaluka trapped him before.

"I..." suddenly changed from above to below this obviously unfavorable position, Yalujia felt a little nervous.

"If you're telling the truth, maybe I can consider letting you hug the baby during the day, so you don't have to wait until I fall asleep in the middle of the night, and then sneak over to disturb the baby's sleep!" the knight lured.

Bewildered by the beautiful prospect, Yaluga's eyes began to flood, but she hesitated when she opened her mouth: "That, that..."

"That's you big carrot!" The knight smacked Yaluga's forehead impatiently.

Yaluga didn't cry out, just lowered her eyes and looked at the clothes on her chest: "I don't want to use the love potion on you anymore, because the love potion makes me feel loved, and it makes me addicted to it all the time." Can't help myself, but these are all fake!"

"What? You still want it for real?" The knight sneered.

Yaluga raised her eyes and looked directly at the knight: "Yes! I just want the real thing! I don't want the fake one!"

"Oops! Bastard! I want a lot!" Why don't you want a bicycle!The knight cursed, and then he asked again, "Even if you don't want it anymore, why did you erase my impression of your face and voice? Could it be that you are still afraid that I will pester you!"

"No!" Yaluga's eyes widened, "How could I do this because I was afraid you would pester me!"

The knight tilted his head, feeling very puzzled: "Then why did you do this?"

"That's because..." Yaluga paused in the middle of speaking, then turned her head to the other side without looking at the knight, "Because I'm not confident that you will pester me again! I don't want to see you because I don't have any medicine Stop pampering me like that, and more seriously, you will hate me!" Yaluga turned his head back again, and he looked at the knight, "Then, I would rather, you treat me as a stranger!"

"Hehe! Stranger!" The knight laughed suddenly, "Since I have already forgotten it, why do you want me to remember it? Isn't it what you want to continue to be a stranger like this!"

Yaluga smiled wryly: "I think so too! I've already prepared for you to have an abortion when you lose the effect of the love potion and find out that you're pregnant! It's just that I didn't expect that you Will choose to give birth to them!"

"Whether I hate you or not, that's between you and me! But these have nothing to do with the children!" The knight sneered at Yaluga's answer, "Don't make such nasty excuses !"

"Don't get angry! Listen to me!" Yaluga quickly explained, "I'm really happy to see that you didn't kill the baby because the other father is unknown. Shame on this timid and cowardly approach! Because as a man, you have the courage to try to have children, but I am so timid that I don’t even have the courage to admit my mistakes!"

"Oh! So you just came to admit that you made these mistakes?" The knight raised his eyebrows, "That's good! I already know, you can go!" After speaking, he released the restraint on Yaluga, making a gesture To drive Alga away.

"Hero!" Alga shouted, "Although I am young, I still don't know what love is! But I want to try it with you! It's not anyone else, just you!"