[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Ilmi returned home and reported to his father about the completion of the task for the first time, and then came to Xiao Miji's room, and just opened the door to see a small round butt exposed from the low fence of the small crib .Yi Ermi walked to the bed, and saw a little baby nestled into a ball, with its chest and abdomen pressed against the bed, its two short legs pressed under it, its buttocks sticking out high, and its round head sleeping towards him. As he spoke, the thumb of his left hand was stuffed into his mouth, there was still saliva on the edge of his smacking mouth, and his cheeks bulged from time to time.

It turns out that this little thing is the younger brother, and it is much cuter than the crying baby of the target family that was killed just now. Yier fans couldn't help but make a difference between the baby called the younger brother in front of him and the baby of other people's family that he had only seen once. In comparison, forgive this little friend who just turned six years old for going out for the first time in his life.He thought of the first time he went on a mission a few hours ago, that person's blood splashed on his face, it was hot and smelly, and although the smell of blood had been washed away, Irmi still felt the blood that was accidentally drawn on his finger. The small wound is always a reminder of the scene that happened not long ago.

Yi Ermi tried her best to shift her attention to the younger brother in front of her, and then reached out her hand under the little guy's stomach in a strange way, and with a light flick, she turned the little guy over into a belly-up position, and then flicked it again. The posture with the back facing him.Yier fans thought it was fun, and kept calling the little guy back and forth.And a certain baby who had just evolved from a fetus in his sleep, surnamed Dadike and named Miji, dreamed that he had turned into a candied chestnut, being pulled left and right by a big spoon, and finally couldn't resist it after a while. Dizzy muttered in his native language: "I'm already cooked, so I don't need to fry it anymore."

Yiermi heard his younger brother's muttering, but he didn't understand it at all. He tilted his head and thought for a long time and could only make up his mind: "It turns out that my younger brother is from an alien, and I can't understand what he said. He needs to be taught." Then he continued to talk to him. Little Miji stretched out Lushan's claws, but this time instead of pulling the poor Tangchao Miji back and forth, he poked with his fingers instead.Il fans will poke the soles of the little feet that are only a little bigger than sugar-fried chestnuts for a while, and don’t forget to rub them while poking them, and then poke them again and there will be three or four sugar-fried chestnuts side by side. He poked his arm and short legs a few times viciously, then poked his belly button and pectoral muscles, and finally the target of his hand poked turned into a small surimi on the chopping board and the baby's face .

And it is funny that you will dream that you have become a patient waiting for a full-body examination.The female nurse who came to give him a full-body examination was a newcomer. She was very shy when facing male patients and was unfamiliar with using the equipment, so she always made mistakes, sometimes tickling the soles of his feet, sometimes poking his arms. The muscle from the leg poking was sore, and then he poked the itchy flesh in the armpit, and then he accidentally poked his belly and chest muscles to eat his tofu, making him endure the internal injury with a smile for a while. It's not good to lose your temper with girls if you have to bear the pain.

Finally, the temperature was measured. The little nurse poked his face with the thermometer but couldn't put it in his mouth. He was anxious, so he bit the thermometer and helped the girl complete the last task.He successfully bit the thermometer into his mouth, only to feel that the thermometer was soft and still warm. He licked it with his tongue, er, it was salty, and there was a faint smell of blood.Ever since, a certain patient became confused. OMG!This little nurse is too unreliable. She took out the thermometer to measure her temperature without sanitizing it. It is so unprofessional, so cruel, so inhumane, and so disrespectful of his human rights!So he opened his mouth and spat out the thermometer.

Yi Er looked at his fingers in a daze, the saliva was still sticking to them, but the wounds on his fingers had healed. "It turns out that the saliva of aliens can heal wounds." Yi Ermi taught himself another lesson, and then decided not to play with his brother because he was so quiet and so well-behaved and healed his finger wounds, and went to sleep.Then, he turned around and left the room, as if he had forgotten the thing that had been bothering him since he just finished the task.

The eyes of a newborn baby are not yet fully developed, and things are blurry, especially since he was born prematurely, so he finally found out that he was not in China until he was three months old. It may not be the earth. Finally, after seeing Jiqiu's mother's electronic eyes and screaming together, he finally clearly understood that he came to "Hunter x Hunter".I burst into tears, and I knew the language barrier as early as when he was still in his mother's womb, but why was he born in the Dadi Hakka family!Woohoo, even if he was born as the son of the kitty fox bear in Xiaojie's family, he is safer than here!Anyway, Xiaojie and Qiya will come to rescue him when he is about to die!But a certain one only complained and felt sorry for himself for a few days, because he found that his family only had two children, and the one who came back and poked his face and ass to make him practice walking was less than ten years old. His wife is still facial paralyzed.What does this represent?He is ridiculous!God!Earth!Which caring fairy sister passing by took pity on him and made him dress like a joke!He is so happy!He is a passerby who can't be cannon fodder!His life, safety and happiness are all guaranteed!Cough, cough, uh, just pay attention to weight control.