[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Recently, he always recalls the events of his previous life, some of which he had forgotten a long time ago, but now even the small details are very clear, as if they are happening right in front of his eyes.It is said that people like to remember when they are old, but now he is a fetus, a fetus!The fetus that has not yet emerged from the mother's belly!How old is the fetus? -1 year old~ huh~ how young, at the age when you are full of blood and enthusiasm to serve the motherland!Mouth!It should be, how immature, how simple and pure the age of the flowers of the motherland!Slap!Well, in fact, he doesn't count as any, he's just a fetus, um, he grabbed a hand on the body, to be precise, it should be a male fetus.He rolled over, only to hear a sharp cry from the space around him. OMG!How could he have forgotten that he was in his mother's womb.Well, he could only stay silent, and changed to a comfortable position, accompanied by another high-pitched scream, um, lie down.

How long has he been like this?One month or two months or three months?Hey, my head is getting bigger, don’t ask a mother who can only think about it every day except sleep or move occasionally to tell him that he is alive and healthy and doesn’t need to worry about being a stillborn baby that needs to be aborted. This esoteric question of fetal time, dear.

However, where did you recall before going to bed?He played with the umbilical cord and thought.Hmm~ It seems to be when he was called "Wannian Level 32"~ At that time, he just started playing Jian Wang III ①, browsing the map and running tasks every day, please pay attention here, the map is in the front, and the task is in the back That is to say, this idle lazy guy finished the map first and then did the task, which caused this guy to play for a month before reaching level 32②. As a result, he was nicknamed "Level 32 for ten thousand years" by the gang members in private, but this guy didn't know Lah, fearless because of ignorance, habitually sloppy and aimless in finding the way on the map, living in dire straits.So, one week after a certain guy kept level 32, on a certain morning when the sun and sky were shining and the flowers were smiling and the little bird said hello to him, after this guy went online, he was told, "Oh, our Wannian level 32 is online!" The voice of greeting was split apart and tender on the inside.And so, this guy was finally woken up by the blow, and when he had an epiphany, he turned his head and saw the shiny "level 80" on the shore, twisting his water snake waist, stepping on his steps, and gleaming at him, almost blinding him. Gouyan, since then he has found his first goal in the game life, in order to take off the "Thousand Years Level 32" crown, he began his long and hard-working upgrade years of single-minded dedication.

In fact, this guy is not born sloppy and has no enterprising consciousness. The biggest reason for his slow upgrade is that this guy is a road idiot. idiot"!The scenery is so good, it makes people linger, it’s all because the game art is too good, it’s not, his computer graphics card is too advanced, so the game effect is too good, it’s all their fault, It's not his fault!Well, the above is the elaboration of the powerful psychological activities of self-beautification, self-indulgence, and self-deception after the road idiot turned into an ostrich state.

In other words, upgrading is hard D, not being able to see the scenery is sad and sad D, not being able to use output skills is even more hard + sad + sad D, and a certain ostrich was killed by an ordinary mob of the same level as him But when others saw it, it was enough to be ashamed and indignant enough to kill himself Wujiang Wuyan goodbye Jiangdong father D, so when this guy was lying on the ground and was thinking about whether he should go back to avoid this embarrassing situation, that The players who witnessed this tragedy ran over, and saved him without laughing loudly at his corpse or stepping on his corpse.The man said to him: "Little poisonous radish, do you have a master?"

From then on, he gained a master Hua ④; from then on, someone helped him kill the mobs he couldn't beat; from then on, when he lost his way and couldn't find an NPC, someone would say "wait for me at the same place" and put it away All things rushed to lead him to the right place; from then on, when he was tired from doing tasks, someone would take him to various unexpected places to see the scenery; from then on, he knew what Hei Changzhi ⑤; from then on, he Determined to be a nanny, in order to protect the master.

Finally, he reached full level.On that day, the master took him to the waterfall of Wanhua Valley⑥Xianji Cliff, and said to him, "Sworn eachother⑦", and said: "Apprentice, I will finally wait until you grow up, and be my love⑧!" On that day, he Said the last sentence to his master: "I am a man." Then there was only the sound of water around, the master was silent for 2 minutes, and went offline.After that, that day never came up again.

From then on, the two of them tacitly forgot what happened that day, and they still got along as if it had never happened, until one day he saw a message flashed on the World Channel: "XX and XX released each other on the map of Wuliang Mountain, and in order This is to declare to the world that XX loves XX." The one who set off the fireworks was his master, and his master confessed to another person.He silently exited to the character selection interface.

The system prompts: "Have you decided to delete the role?"

He clicked OK.

The system prompts: "The character level exceeds 20, and the character will be deleted in one week."

One week, that's 168 hours later, he thought, and quit the game.