[Hunter] Become a funny milk

The first sentence that Mi Ji learned to say was: "Call me brother."

Why is it "called brother" instead of "brother"?The situation at the time was like this.

Yi Ermi grabbed Mi Chi into her arms and said with wide eyes, "Call me brother." Then she kept poking Mi Chi's chubby cheeks with her fingers, thinking to herself, it really feels better to have more flesh.

Mi Ji glanced at Yiermi's Lushan Claw, tilted his head and thought for 30 seconds and imitated: "Brother."

Then Il became confused, and Lushan's Claw stopped. He suddenly felt that there was something wrong with his teaching.So he stared at Mi Ji and said: "Brother." Then he switched to the other hand and continued to poke his face.

In fact, the little baby Miji didn't know what Yiermi taught, but was forced by the power of Yiermi's claws to continue acting like a good baby and learning to say: "Brother."

Il fans are happy, and the reward for being happy is that they give up poking their faces and instead poking their butts.Mi Ji was filled with grief and indignation, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart: Big Brother!Are you playing with me or am I playing with you?However, his funny banana legs can't twist Yi Ermi's thick thighs, so the poor funny little toy can only move his weak short legs to rub against the front with a sad and resentful resentment.

Years later, when I think of this scene, I still can't help crying. If it weren't for the presence of Yi Ermi, who treats his younger brother like a toy, would he have learned to walk and talk before he was one year old... However, given the Miji is a precocious success story. The parents who beat Dike decided that all babies born in the future will be given to Yiermi to be enlightened... This result made Miji roll happily on the bed for several times, with a shell like him There aren't many good, smart babies with a grown soul in them!Let Yi Ermi, a big-bellied black bully who bullies young children, have a headache!

However, I don't know if his younger brother will give Yi Ermi a headache, but he knows that his headache is very painful now.In fact, his head was fine 5 minutes ago, but it was only 5 minutes, only 5 minutes!How did things keep up with the rhythm of American dramas and turned into this way!Mi Chi is very resentful.Well, let’s analyze what can be done in 5 minutes: 5 minutes can make Jiqiu’s mother change Yiermi into a princess dress; Minutes can also allow him to find a tree that is common enough but strong enough to support his weight in the courtyard, climb to the top of the tree, and then lie down peacefully for 5 minutes while avoiding Ilmi's Lushan claws; 300 minutes is okay Let him drool to test his sense system in his bath tub filled with hot water, after that, turn a tub full of water into a much thinner tub + a newborn puppy, that’s right , is a puppy.

What a headache!What is a puppy?People say that impurities in the water are manifestations, but even if the water does not disappear, is the puppy considered an impurity? !Is something like a puppy an impurity in the water? !And what about the part where the tub disappears?Ah ah ah ah ah!Going crazy!Nei Niu's face full of heaven and man fighting can no longer reflect his mood!So, after he hesitated and regretted for 30 seconds, he finally decided to take a water glass and try again.And he immediately put it into action.

Ever since, a cup that was obviously shorter and a thing that was suspected to be dog hair was born.Nima!Flip the table!Why hair is dog hair!A puppy is fine, but why is it a dog hair? !Is dog hair an impurity in the water? !Is it? !Is it? !Is it? !The jokes are messed up.

After some time, Mi Ji compromised.Well, right, it's an impurity.But what do impurities represent?Realization system.He = materialization system = nervousness = neuropathy = he is neurotic. . .Neuropathy. . .Neuropathy. . .Neuropathy. . .

OMG!In fact, getting neuropathy is not so bad. He remembered that he read a message on the post bar about the benefits of neuropathy.There are many benefits of being mentally ill, such as: 1. You can receive subsidies for the severely disabled and enjoy the care of the government and society; 2. You can go to the park for free with a disability certificate; 3. You have more energy than ordinary people, and you can work as a security guard all night; You can ignore the problem and don't worry about it; 4. You can do things in your own way without looking forward and backward; 5. You can observe society and understand life from a different perspective from ordinary people, such as Picasso, the most important point is to kill!people!cross!goods!After that you can not!use!pay!Life!And for a person who is destined to become a killer, how wonderful it is to kill someone without paying for his life!After being messy, this guy seems to have forgotten that neuroticism is not the essential problem of neurosis.

Then, the little Miji rushed to find Xiba in a hurry.Then, Xiba carefully observed the newborn puppy who was suspected of being "realized" and could not open the eyes without a single dog hair, and then carefully looked at the only dog ​​hair and said "Wu Tong, find an anatomy expert to teach Mi Ji anatomy." After that, Mi Ji began his creepy and tragic anatomy career.After that, he made other creatures, and finally understood that he is a trait type, not a neurotic, oh wrong, a materialization type.

His ability at this stage can be understood as: After familiarizing with the physiological characteristics of a certain creature, he can use the surrounding substances to transform the body of this creature, yes, it is just a body, not a body with a soul, or transformation part of the body.Although the form of expression is embodied in the system, other substances are needed in exchange, such as the thin bathtub and the short water cup of Miji, as well as the disappeared water.Of course, with the enhancement and development of his thoughts, there may be other changes in the future, such as the gradual reduction in the need for exchanged substances, and the understanding of the body of an unfamiliar species no longer depends on dissection.

As for the soulless puppy that he originally transformed and could only obey orders, he already belonged to Yiermi, and Yiermi gave it a name that made him laugh for a long time—Sanmao.Has there ever been a thing like that dog hair and god horse?