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"I'm curious."

One night after Osamu Dazai became a Chinese teacher at PK Middle School, Qi Muzhai.

"I'm curious," Osamu Dazai repeated the sentence, "Does Teruhashi Shinmi-san have superpowers?"

Saiki Kusuo stared at the curry on his plate, trying to pretend that the topic had nothing to do with him.The reason why a person with superpowers is a person with superpowers first needs a brain that is not stupid, and Dazai's question obviously set a trap, and he was waiting for himself to step into it.

But Saiki himself ignored the topic, and another person at the table took up the conversation: "Teruhashi Komimi? Is it Kusuo's classmate?"

Saiki Kurumi's eyes sparkled: "Dazai-kun, do you mean that Kusuo finally found a companion who is also a superpower?"

Kurumi is undoubtedly a gentle and caring mother for her son.Like Sawada Nana, although she is naturally dull and rough, she is very sensitive on topics related to her children——

Saiki Kusuo already knew without clairvoyance that if this continues, Kurumi will definitely be fooled by Dazai to the fact that "Teruhashi Komi is a superpower", and then let himself invite her to his home.Although even at that point, it is not impossible for him to stop it, but it is obviously more in his interest to directly kill the signs now.

So he said reluctantly: "Xinmei Zhaoqiao is not a superpower."

"Is that so?" The smile on Dazai's face looked innocent, but Saiki Kusuo felt that this person deserved a beating for no reason, "After all, as a male teacher, it's not easy to have physical contact with his female students. Thank you Saiki-kun for helping me answer this question.”

Saiki Kusuo finally raised his head and glanced at his Chinese teacher and distant relative's fiancé-to-be: "Didn't you already know that?"

"What?" Dazai was still smiling.

"Teruhashi Shinmi is not a superpower. Ranpo's inner voice told me so."

"Compared to the fact that a woman is favored by God, which has no scientific meaning, is it more reasonable to have superpowers?" The man didn't blush at all, but gave an excuse that was not convincing at all, "And Zhaoqiao doesn't like it." You?"

"She just wanted me to say 'oh hoo'."

"It's really a wish full of the atmosphere of a high school girl."

Ranpo Edogawa, who had been quietly eating curry rice, suddenly said, "It's useless."

He looked up at the superpower who had heard his inner voice, so his complexion became sour: "Even if Qi Mu-jun, you run to Zhaoqiao's house right now, and say 'oh hoo' in front of her and her brother. Qiao Xinmei will still pester you forever."

Osamu Dazai nodded with a serious expression on his face: "Since Mr. Ranpo said so, it must be so, Saiki-kun, you are destined not to have a peaceful high school life." Speaking of this, he still pretended to sigh, "Really pity."

Luanbu also agreed: "It's a pity."

However, the espers with a firm mind will not succumb to this.He thought about the future that Ranbu talked about, but decided to spend all his pocket money on coffee jelly this weekend.

...Although this decision can already be called a major event in life for Saiki Kusuo.

"Since Saiki-kun, you can basically get whatever super power you want in the end, why not just have a super power that 'doesn't let others notice you' to thin your own sense of existence?" Dazai began to work hard to give Qi Mu Bad idea.

"Ordinary people need regular friends and a sense of presence that is neither high nor low, but this kind of ability is not enough?" Ranbu also thoroughly joined this topic.

"It's really a lofty and difficult goal to achieve, as expected of Sai Mu-kun." Said No. [-], an abnormal person in every way.

It's not normal in every way. No. [-] also nodded: "Master Ranpo, my goal is to protect babies. I can't understand people who want to become babies."

Saiki Kusuo couldn't be happy at all when he was told by two abnormal models who held the script in their hands.

The topic about Saiki came to an end, and Dazai brought up Teruhashi Shinmi again: "It seems that it is because there has been a support club between me and Mr. Ranpo in school recently-to be honest, you students are too pretentious. ——Teruhashi-san now regards us as competitors."

Only then did Saiki Kusuo know why Teruhashi Shinmi's entanglement with him has been greatly weakened compared to before. He looked at Dazai Osamu who looked distressed, and abandoned the companionship between the two without hesitation. Answer honestly, "Please keep it that way."

It doesn't matter about Luanbu: "Anyway, I don't have much time to appear in front of those students. Dazai can handle this matter by himself."

Speaking of this topic, the corners of Dazai's mouth couldn't help twitching: "Sai Mu-kun, is the logic of people in your world really okay?"

"Except for those few, there is no problem." Saiki Kusuo replied.

"But obviously she has already rejected my invitation to die for love." Speaking of this, Dazai seemed to see Ranpo glance at himself maliciously, so he skipped all this paragraph, "Why are you still so obsessed with thinking about it?" Let me say 'oh hoo' to her?"

"So that's how it is," Ranpo finally understood the reason why Zhaoqiao always appeared in front of him inexplicably, "Does she want me to say 'oh hoo'? The highest praise for a beautiful girl in this world is actually 'oh Huh'? Isn't this a little too mentally handicapped."

"Yeahhhhhhhh," said Saiki Kusuo, "then you two just say 'ohhhh' to her."

"Absolutely not!"

Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu categorically rejected this proposal.

"It's so stupid, only a fool would say such words to people, Lord Ranpo, I absolutely-yes-no-do-!"

Dazai's will is also very firm: "I always feel that I will lose if I say this to her, psychologically."

Saiki Kusuo nodded in satisfaction: "Aren't you two completely useless? You can also help me divert Zhaoqiao's attention." When it came to the topic of being useful or not, the boy finally remembered something, "I want to It's basically impossible to send you back to the original world line directly, but I found another feasible way."

Dazai and Ranpo stopped complaining to Qiao Xinmei, and listened to Saiki's words seriously.

"There is a world, as long as you don't destroy human beings or the earth, it basically doesn't care about you."

"That sounds challenging."

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help complaining: "I didn't say this to make you become the public enemies of mankind in that world."

"There is a prop in that world called the 'Holy Grail'. It is said that it can satisfy all the wishes of those who get it."

Luanbu gave a short "Oh": "Master Detective wants endless snacks."

Saiki Kusuo has learned to ignore the strange words that come out of these two people: "Of course this is impossible. The Holy Grail is just a prop after all. For example, if you wish 'world peace', it is very likely Will use the most convenient means to achieve the goal—”

"Kill all humans, or just one?"

"That's right." Qi Mu glanced at Luanbu who said this, "But it is the most suitable solution for the two of you at present."

"That's right." Dazai was a little listless, as if he wasn't interested in the news, "I hate this kind of stuff."

"You mean the Holy Grail?"

"That's right. The name is disgusting, the appearance is disgusting, and all kinds of aspects are extremely annoying."

Dazai's tone was rarely filled with genuine disgust.

"You've never seen what it looks like, have you?"

Dazai squinted his eyes, looking like he was really angry - he stood up abruptly from his seat, dropped the half-eaten curry rice, and walked into the guest room without looking back.

Seeing that his back had completely disappeared, Saiki Kusuo turned his gaze back to Edogawa Ranpo who had not made a statement.

Luanbu swallowed the last mouthful of curry unhurriedly, and after saying "I'm done eating", he explained to the boy: "Dazai is angry with himself."

Saiki Kusuo's expression remained unchanged: "I didn't see it at all."

"In short, things are getting a little troublesome now—but it's not a big problem." He looked up and stared at the indoor light on the ceiling. "Getting me the 'Holy Grail' is indeed the best way to go home."

"The holy grail of the world you are going to has a little problem," Qi Mu said lightly, "I'll just tell you that it's okay."

It was clearly a question sentence, but the flat tone of the superpower user expressed a sense of affirmation instead.

After getting Ranpo's assurance that "I'll tell Dazai later", Saiki Kusuo confessed everything without hesitation.

"The Holy Grail War and the evil in this world," Ranbu said cheerfully, "isn't this a little more interesting than I imagined!"

"And that Emiya Kiritsugu is also very good," he continued, "it just doesn't sound like he understands the working principle of the Holy Grail."

"Dazai's 'Disqualification in the World' happens to be the nemesis of the evil in this world." Saiki Kusuo also said in agreement, "In this way, the possibility of your wish being successful will be higher than I imagined."

"Sigh, I didn't expect the trip to another world to end so soon," Ranbu sighed, "Doesn't it really look like a meaningless vacation?"

"Wait until you get the Holy Grail before saying this."

Ranpo is of course convinced that he can win the Holy Grail War.So he raised his hand to express that he would work hard, then turned his head and walked towards the bedroom of the two of them.

Saiki Kusuo, who heard all his thoughts, sighed and said: "If you have to worry so much about falling in love, you might as well just forget it."