Yokohama script team dies online

"Mr. Ranpo." Sitting at the desk, Osamu Dazai called a detective, "Do you want to tell me about the Holy Grail?"

Ranpo stared at his back, and replied frankly and confidently: "That's right. Dazai, you should trust my judgment, Lord Ranpo."

"I obviously avoided it on purpose, but it still turned into this situation. You have always been so cunning." Dazai moved the chair in one direction, and the two finally became face to face.What was reflected in the man's eyes was still Edogawa Ranpo's seemingly fearless face, "Maybe you will regret it in the end."

"Dazai who said such a thing will not make me regret it."

"What is this? Is Jump the protagonist's line?" Dazai laughed out loud, "But I didn't expect Mr. Ranpo to trust me so much in this kind of thing."

"No," Ranpo stared at Dazai with a strange expression, "I don't trust you Dazai at all."

Dazai tilted his head.

"So how do we get the Holy Grail?"

Smart people often have to talk for a long time like a long-winded old woman before communicating, but the efficiency after entering the topic can save the time wasted in mutual testing several times.

"...Using the 'evil in this world' to kill the servant of the person who cooperated with us, and then make a wish to the Holy Grail."

Ranpo used this sentence as the ending.

"I have no choice but to become a Servant because of 'Disqualification in the World'." Dazai drooped the corners of his eyes, and became listless again. "It's not a problem to tell me so much if you have Command Seals."

Having said that, he couldn't help but pause.

The room was quiet for a few seconds, and then it was filled with Osamu Dazai's unconcealed excited voice: "Mr. Ranpo can order me three times forcibly, what is this?! Is it a fun play between couples?!"

"Dazai, you are so noisy!" Ranbu yelled back at the man even louder, "Be careful, I will use Command Seals to order you not to tie bandages during the whole process!"

Under such a strong threat, the Bandage Maniac succumbed in only 0.3 seconds.

"I understand, Mr. Ranpo," Osamu Dazai looked serious, "I will make the best role-playing master-servant game in that world."

"I will do my best in my life." He also added a sentence after the previous sentence.

At this time, a voice suddenly came from the ears of the two: "Why are you two so noisy today? I can throw you all out of the house before Dazai is forced to throw away his bandages."

Saiki Kusuo was a little desperate.It is generally not necessary for him to use the superpower of "teleportation" to convey messages to people.But Osamu Dazai can block his heart sounds, and Edogawa Ranpo, who has always been willful and reckless, doesn't know whether he will listen to him and keep his mouth shut-to sum up, people with superpowers can only use their real bodies to teleport to Two people around express their angry attitude.

Although there was still no expression on his face.

This time, Edogawa Ranpo also obediently closed his mouth.

Saiki Kusuo returned to his room satisfied.But he, who has never gotten along with this type of smart people, doesn't know a certain unspoken rule from Yokohama: never underestimate their narrow-mindedness and revenge.

So, two days later, the esper learned about the "Seven Mysteries on Campus" from his friend Ran Tangli.

Saiki Kusuo, who was completely unaware that this was a hole dug for him by two bad teachers, was listening carefully to Rantang's incoherent and full of "buddies" words on the surface, but he was aimlessly in his heart daze.

"Brother, tonight we are going to explore the seven wonders together at school."

"Without me." Saiki Kusuo implemented his iron rule of staying out of trouble, "If you want to go by yourself, go alone."

Reita Torisuke, who had been standing by the side all the time, suddenly sounded in his heart: "Great, now there is one less light bulb between me and Teruhashi-san!" '

Thank you for telling me that not only you are going, but also the world-class troubles of Zhaoqiao Xinmei will go with you.Saiki Kusuo once again rejected Rantang, but this time his tone was much firmer than before: "I won't go."

'What?Student Qi Mu didn't go, so I agreed to participate in this expedition, wouldn't it be a big loss? ! On the other side, Shinmi Teruhashi, who was talking with other people, also sounded, "No, I definitely want Saiki-san to join, and then I will be impressed by my super beautiful girl performance, and say oh hoo!" '

give up.I definitely don't go "oh hoo".

While responding in his heart, Saiki Kusuo felt that things were getting worse——

Then, he heard Kai Teng Shun's heartbeat: "Huhahahahahaha!"Everything is under the control of the Dark Wing!I already know that the so-called seven mysteries are nothing but an evil experiment conducted by Dark Reunion in order to secretly rule the earth! '

'That's why they sent two senior members to my hideout.Unexpectedly, Dark Reunion, I have already seen through your evil, and the time of encountering the devil is the moment of your defeat! '

The ominous premonition in Saiki Kusuo's heart became more and more serious.

For Saiki Kusuo, Rando Rik, Torisuka Reita, Teruhashi Shinmi, and Kaito Shun are disasters and disasters.

But how could the behind-the-scenes man who arranged this script not come down to see his jokes in person?

A pair of hands rested on Saiki Kusuo's shoulders like when they first met, and then the noisy inner voice disappeared from his ears, leaving only the devilish whisper: "Mr. Ranpo and I also will go."

Saiki Kusuo decided to go to the infirmary to lie down for a while, lest the school be overturned by his riot super power.

How did it become what it is now?Saiki·superpower·being persecuted·Kusuo lay on the bed with complicated thoughts.Obviously before entering pk middle school, my life was so perfect, how did it become like this?

"When today's expedition is over, I will definitely send those two guys back."

Saiki Kusuo didn't even say the catchphrase "Ya Lie Ya Lie".

The sun is sinking all the way to the west, and with it sinking is the heart of Saiki Kusuo who not only cannot see today's TV drama update, but also has to be forced to explore in school with a group of troublesome people.

"The first inconceivable one is the slit girl." Reita Totsusuke always looks like a male peacock with its tail open in the presence of women, "It's the aunt who will pull off the mask and ask you 'Am I beautiful'. "

Seven people sat in a circle in the classroom, listening to Torisuke's words.

"Wait a minute," Ranpo suddenly interrupted his introduction and asked another question, "I heard that you can see other people's guardian spirits?"

"That's right," Torisuka Reita lacked interest in the man's question, but due to Edogawa Ranpo's teacher status, he had to answer seriously, "What's wrong, Mr. Edogawa?"

"What are the guardian spirits of me and Dazai?"

Only then did Tiao Shu cast his gaze on the two men.

"How can someone's guardian spirit be a book?!" After a few seconds of silence, the boy pointed his finger at Dazai's shoulder, his face full of shock, "Shouldn't guardian spirits be living things?! "

"Book?" The two people who were very sensitive to this word looked up at him.

"That's right, the title says... 'The Complete Suicide Manual'?!"

Dazai did not show suicidal tendencies in front of the students of this school, so Reita Toritsu seemed to be very incomprehensible to this guardian spirit: "What kind of book is this? It feels a bit weird."

Saiki Kusuo looked at Dazai's expression that was moved to the point of tears: "..."

"Mr. Ranpo, I knew it," Dazai Suicide Ji began to speak in an aria inexplicably, "I knew that my obsession with death would definitely impress the goddess of death, and the book on my shoulder is the proof!"

The detective also seemed to be very speechless to the guardian spirit. He was silent for several seconds before replying to Dazai: "I think you succeeded in moving that book. After all, you have tried each of the above methods more than once."

The content of the book with the title "suicide" can be imagined on the tip of your toe.

"Ms. Dazai is really amazing." Torisuka Reita's tone was dry.

"Really? I think so too." Dazai accepted his words without any humility, "In terms of the willpower to commit suicide, I believe that I will never lose to anyone!"

The whole classroom fell into silence.

Saiki Kusuo had to help them out in an awkward atmosphere: "What is the guardian spirit of Mr. Edogawa?"

"It's Firefox." Toritsu immediately answered his question, and added a few adjectives to ease the atmosphere, "It's fiery red, it's not big, and it looks like Mr. Edogawa."

"I thought he would be the god of desserts." Ranpo smiled slyly like a fox, "After all, Ranpo-sama, my love for sweets is not much different from Dazai's love for suicide, right?"

Dazai will never admit defeat on this issue of principle: "Even so, according to the deduction that my guardian spirit is the "Complete Suicide Manual", Mr. Ranpo's guardian spirit may be one of the "365 ways to teach you how to make desserts". kind!"

Hearing this inference, Luanbu suddenly became less interested: "Forget it. Let's talk about the seven incredible topics on campus."

So a few people who almost forgot about it started chatting again:

"I've heard of the Gap Girl," Teruhashi Shinmi smiled perfectly, "This is a well-known urban legend throughout Japan, right? It appeared in our school?"

"It really happened, Teruhashi-san," Dazai said lazily, "I saw it with my own eyes—with Ranpo-san."

Qi Mu suddenly turned his head to look at the two people who were leaning against each other.Dazai and Ranpo also looked at him, with identical smiles appearing on their faces.

— A gloating smile.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-02-1117:20:01~2020-02-1219:35:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Mr. Huishenle 2; Yao, Yu Qilin and Shuanger from Tsundere Star 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Ming Qianyuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!