Yokohama script team dies online

"Of course it's because your principal has become a fan of me, Ranpo-sama," Edogawa Ranpo said in a natural tone, completely unaware of how speechless what he said made Saiki speechless, "so I It is logical that you can come to this school to work.”

"Mr. Ranpo, when he saw the principal and the dean walking together, he pointed at the dean and asked, 'Is it okay to raise the corrupt person to such a high position?'" Dazai laughed until he could no longer see his eyes, "After that And mercilessly exposed the other party's leaking of the question, it is said that it just solved the principal's urgent need."

Hearing the development of this fantasy-like plot, Saiki shook the pen in his hand unsteadily: "Is it necessary to do this just to get a job?"

"When I was 15 years old and was fired all the time, I already understood," Ranbu said with an extremely serious face, "In the world of adults, it is necessary to use unscrupulous means."

Dazai raised his arm and nodded his chin: "When I was 15 years old, I had been doing some excessive things, but I had never even been warned by my superiors."

"Is it because the jobs Mr. Ranpo found are not professionally suited?" In the end, Osamu Dazai came to such a conclusion.

"That's why," Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his cheeks, "It was hard for me to find a job as a detective that can perfectly display my talents, and Mr. Lollipop did not hesitate to use superpowers to make the world so stable , I have never considered my mood, Ranpo-sama!"

"Too much, too much!" Dazai booed loudly while watching the excitement.

Saiki Kusuo tried to explain to this naive famous detective what a detective is: "...Where are there detectives who specialize in homicide cases?"

"If it wasn't for the murder case, how could it be possible to perfectly reflect the power of Master Ranpo!"

Ranpo completely ignored his explanation, and retorted righteously.

The man next to him was still fanning the flames: "You ruined such a genius, Qi Mu-jun, don't you feel guilty?"

"I'm going to class."

Saiki Kusuo cut off communication with Ranpo without hesitation.

Be sure to keep your distance from these two guys.He thought firmly in his heart again.

No matter how good the coffee jelly is, don't let me take the initiative to get involved in these two troubles.

During the lunch break afterward, Saiki Kusuo, the esper who went up to the roof after being sure that he had no voice, saw Dazai Osamu who was standing on it and was about to jump off the building together with random steps. aggregate.

"No, you can't die from such a high fall," Luanbu stood behind the railing without moving, "and it is very possible that the person is still alive, but his bones and internal organs were smashed to pieces."

Osamu Dazai was easily persuaded by Ranpo's reasonable words, he tilted his head and thought for a while: "Mr. Ranpo is right," the man said while leaning on the railing as if he was walking flat, with a regretful expression on his face. He said, "Forget it, why don't we die on the highest floor when we go back to Yokohama?"

As we all know, Yokohama's landmark building is the famous Port Mafia Building, and the top floor of the Gang Hei Building is the chief's office.

"Curiosity is too much." Luanbu lay on the railing, and when the cool autumn breeze blew by, he gently lifted the end of his hair, and it slowly fluttered with the airflow, "Dazai, just treat yourself Is your former company so curious?"

"I have a lot of respect for the detective agency," Dazai continued to spit out vicious words with a smile, "and for the black-hearted company that I stayed in before, my long-cherished wish is just to hope that it will go bankrupt."

Saiki Kusuo stood silently at the door of the rooftop and listened to a series of conversations between unconventional couples, and took a step back, ready to close the door and go back to the classroom.

He would rather face Kaito Rando Teruhashi and the others, at least the innocent high school students would not say "I wish my former boss went bankrupt".

"Lollipop-kun," Mingming Saiki Kusuo didn't make a sound during his actions, but Edogawa Ranbo, who turned his back to him, seemed to have a pair of eyes on the back of his head, aware of the boy's existence, "You are here for lunch break ?”

Reluctantly, Qi Mu pushed open the half-closed iron door again, stood behind the dividing line between the teaching building and the roof, did not come over, and just answered the question from the man: "It was planned like this before. "

Dazai leaned against the railing, raised his hand and waved to him: "Then goodbye."

Saiki raised his eyebrows in disbelief—in the past, as long as he could make fun of himself, the man Dazai would never let him go, but this time he said goodbye in such an ordinary way——

Luan Bu glanced at the super power user who was standing there without moving, his tone was flat, but the dissatisfaction implied in it could be heard: "Even if Mr. Lollipop is a super power user, it's better not to disturb the world of two people, right? "

Saiki Kusuo thought about the last time he was choked by Ranpo and the last time Dazai laughed at him, and said that he didn't believe their nonsense: "That's not what you two said when I bumped into you together before."

"When you appeared before, Dazai didn't just want to kiss me."

Ranpo spoke frankly without any shyness, using the mature attitude inherent in social people.

The layers of branches outside the teaching building swayed like waves with the wind blowing.Edogawa Ranbu opened his eyes and looked at them, the gray lake-colored eyes that were close to dark green reflected the decayed light yellow-green leaves, making it impossible to distinguish the depth of his eyes for a while.

When Dazai heard this straight-ball speech, he deliberately raised the corner of his mouth towards Saiki who was a little sluggish.

Then he bent slightly in the direction of his lover, and lightly pecked his lover's ear: "As expected of Mr. Ranpo."

The warm breath blows on the side of the cheek, which is completely different from the cool wind in autumn.After Dazai's scorching body temperature left the already red ears, Ranbu turned his head to the side, and pressed his kiss on the corner of his mouth.

Edogawa straightened his hat crooked by the wind, turned around and leaned against the railing of the roof with Dazai, and raised his chin at Saiki Kusuo: "That's it."

Saiki Kusuo used his teleportation ability for the second time in front of the duo.

The first time was to Mississippi, and this time, he teleported himself directly into a toilet cubicle at the school.

The almighty superpower squatted on the toilet with his eyes covered, and officially declared another failure in front of the two people whose skin was as thick as the corner of a city wall.

"What a beautiful youth," Dazai said to the empty door, "Sai Mu-kun, isn't he just an ordinary high school student."

Ranbu tapped the metal railing lightly with his fingers, and the rhythmic knocking sound echoed on the rooftop: "What Dazai did when you were 15 years old, Lollipop-kun can't do it in his life." He lazily lay back on his stomach again, and immediately rolled his eyes at Dazai's exaggerated words that he didn't know how sincere he was: "You just don't have the ability to bully others."

The black tie under Dazai's Adam's apple was also floating in the air with the wind. He pursed his lips and smiled, as if he changed the subject meaninglessly: "What kind of people are Mr. Ranpo's parents?"

When Ranbu heard this question, he answered without any hesitation: "Except for being smarter, I am no different from ordinary parents."

The man's eyes lit up: "Did Mr. Ranpo also have a youthful youth?!"

"I don't know if it's different from the youthfulness of this group of guys," Ranbu replied, "After all, I haven't been to school—and anyone will have the age of youthfulness, right?"

"Also," he pointed at Dazai with sharp eyes, "Dazai is the only one who has seen me when I was a child, even when I was a teenager, I want to see you again, but I only have the present continuous tense on my side." Osamu Dazai, this is really unfair!"

Dazai pretended to be frightened, and widened his eyes: "Mr. Ranpo, do you really want to see what I was like before?"

"Master Luanbu, I can guess this kind of thing with my toes," a detective raised his arm and tapped the man's shoulder lightly, "What kind of pretense are you putting on in front of me?"

The two looked at each other and were silent for a while.

"Mr. Ranpo," Dazai imitated Ranpo to lie on his stomach, and also began to daze aimlessly.

However, due to the height gap of as much as [-] centimeters between the two, this scene is a bit ridiculous.

The young man replied with a nasal voice: "Huh?"

Dazai's tone was light: "Sure enough, he grew up under the protection of his parents."

"Give up, Dazai, even if you were the most spoiled object of your parents when you were young, you can't become Ranpo-sama like me."

"That's a bit too ruthless to say, Mr. Ranpo."

"Since you know what I'm going to say, don't ask." Ranbu turned his head to look at the man who was plainly ridiculed by him, but was still smiling, "Don't always ask unnecessary things, Dazai, you still don't know what to say." A smart idiot—”

"As expected of Mr. Ranpo."

Osamu Dazai replied.This sentence has almost become a regular push between the two.The man raised his left hand to take off the deerstalker's cap, and put the other hand on the young man's head in retaliation, rubbing his hair until it curled up in various directions in a mess.

Looking at his masterpiece, Dazai put his hat back with satisfaction: "If Mr. Ranpo continues to be so self-centered and self-willed, be careful that one day you will be retaliated by someone, and you will be hit with a sap while walking on the road."

Luanbu pursed his lips in disdain: "You are not far behind when it comes to self-centeredness."

"That's why I always get entangled in strange things for no reason," Dazai said with a full of interest, "If you calculate it this way, Mr. Ranpo, your retribution is not far away!"

"I will not be punished."

Edogawa Ranpo squinted his eyes and raised his nose: "Master Ranpo, I am the son of God!"