Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Yan Wujiu returned to the human world.He went to the comprehension world to make a fuss, and then went back to the nether world to talk to Yan Da for a while. After returning, it has been half a year in the human world.The doorman of his house yawned at the door, and was overjoyed when he saw him come back: "The official is back!"

"Is anyone looking for it?" They don't have many family members. There is a doorman, a steward, and a maidservant who cooks, does laundry, and serves tea and water. half a year.

"There are two people looking for it!" The door boy was beaming.

It's been half a year and only two people have been looking for him. He really has no friends in the human world.The fact is: his old friends should not be able to find his mansion in the world. Speaking of which, there are too many of them.

The steward came out to meet Yan Wujiu, and told him who the two people who came to him were.Strictly speaking, not two people, but two animals.A pigeon came here half a year ago with a small bamboo tube tied to its paw, and they flew away after they took the bamboo tube off.The other is a crane, which came a month ago, with a piece of paper in its mouth, which said: "I am the crane of Yan Wujiu's friend, please help me take care of it for a while." The crane is now hanging around in the back garden Woolen cloth.

Yan Wujiu heard Xianhe and said: "This delicious mouth has come here again."

As for whose pigeons belong to, Yan Wujiu thought to himself: "Isn't it?

The thin bamboo tube left by the pigeon was sealed with silk at both ends, Yan Wujiu couldn't help sneering at this style, he went to look for Tao Yunchu everywhere, Tao Yunchu had delivered it to his door.

He opened the sealed bamboo tube, and some tiny seeds rolled out of it.There is also a piece of paper, which details how to choose the soil for flower seeds, how to plant them in what season, what fertilizer to apply, how to fertilize, and when to pick them.

Very good, this Tao Yunchu is really retaliate.

Just as Yan Wujiu raised his head, the crane walked into his study as if no one was there, opened his beak and said, "Brother Yan, why do you smile so sweetly?"

Without waiting for Yan Wujiu to reply, he hummed the classic ditty of the last generation of human beings: "Sweet honey~~You smile sweetly~~It seems like flowers are blooming in the spring breeze~~~Blooming in the spring breeze~ ~"

"You can shut up."

The crane was sitting upright, with one slender leg propped up, and said: "Brother Yan, have you heard of a big event recently?"

"What's the big deal? There's a top chef in the realm of comprehension?" Yan Wujiu looked at the rose seeds that Tao Yunchu sent, feeling in a bad mood for some reason, and couldn't help but sneer at what Xian He said.

"The next time the human world becomes extinct, there will be no cooks in the cultivation world." Xian He said sadly.

"What's that?"

"The last time I passed by Kunlun, I heard those bull-nosed people talking about a small world that the God-man left in Beiming before the gods will be opened in the past few years."

"Oh." Yan Wujiu was indifferent.

Godman's small world exists in every realm except the Netherworld, and there are several ways to open it: regularly opened, irregularly opened, or opened all the time, as long as you find the entrance, you can enter.

"This small world is very special. There are no treasures in it, but there are species."

"Species?"

"Yes, spices and extremely delicious animals, species that have disappeared during the mass extinction of the human world, such as a famous spice from the previous generation called 'Huajiao'. There is also an animal called '彘'."

Yan Wujiu regained his energy all of a sudden: "Did you mean 'Huajiao'? Did you mean '彘'? But '彘' is also called... what is it called?"

"pig."

"Yes, the kind that was bred on a large scale in the previous generation, fat, white, and humming?"

"That's the animal that was in the human diet of every race in the past, accounting for seven or eight of the diet in the Central State."

Yan Wujiu calmed down, and said: "Very good, brother He, you brought good news. The problem is that I can't enter the small world of the cultivation world, and the small world of the cultivation world is not allowed to enter by immortal bodies. Are you knew."

The crane smiled strangely, no, the crane opened and closed its beak, and said, "Brother Yan, doesn't your eldest brother have a unique skill, can seal your soul to the level of a real person?"

"It can be." Yan Wujiu thought about the feasibility of this matter: God Man is very fun, the small world he left behind has both treasures and risks, generally speaking, the greater the risk, the more treasures, like this A small world with only spices and food species that some people in the cultivation world are not interested in, the danger should not be great.

Wait, what is Xianhe hiding, why are his eyes flickering?

"You don't tell the truth." Yan Wujiu pinched the crane's beak.

"I said, I said, brother Yan, please don't use violence against pets!" Xianhe shook his head, "Actually, Niubi said that the key to Wuheyou is in the small world!"

"Is there a key to the land of nothing?" Yan Wujiu has been locked inside for so many years, but he has never heard of a key. If he had a key, he would have stolen it and escaped.

"I also find it strange. I haven't heard of it before. In the past few tens of thousands of years, after the last time the human world was destroyed, the land of nothingness suddenly couldn't enter, so some people began to rumor that there was a key. This time, the small world If you want to come out, the news about this key is very serious."

"There is nothing in the village of nothing, even if you have a key, what can you do if you get in?"

"But there are rumors in the cultivation world that if the land of nothingness cannot be opened, when this planet is destroyed, all realms will be destroyed together."

It is impossible to test where the rumors originated, Yan Wujiu never took it seriously, in fact, only people from the cultivation world and the fairy world were talking nonsense, there had never been similar rumors in the Netherworld.But the Netherworld is boring, it's the same when it's alive and dead, and if there's another "destroyed", those people probably won't raise their eyes.

"Anyway, whether it's rumors or not, there are two problems. One is that there are many people who want to enter the small world this time, and they are all from the big sects of the cultivation world. The second is that the risks in this small world are uncertain, right?" Yan Wu Blame asked.

"Yes." Brother Xianhe confessed everything, his eyes finally stopped flickering, "Are you going? Brother Yan."

"Go." Yan Wujiu said, "With pigs and peppercorns, go no matter what!"

What is the difference between the cultivation world and the human world?Geographically, basically none.The cultivation world and the human world are in the same space, but they do not interfere with each other. That is to say, the landforms of the cultivation world and the human world completely overlap, but the dimensions are different.It's like looking at a piece of paper in the human world. How can human beings think there is a world in the paper?In fact, there really is a world on paper, and that world is called Flat World, and because it is too low-level, no one is interested.

The cultivation world, the fairy world and the nether world are in the same dimension. In this dimension, the cultivation world is equal to the creatures on the ground, the fairy world is equal to the air creatures, and the nether world is equal to the underground creatures.In the world of self-cultivation, there are monks, real people, and immortals; the fairy world is a place that real people cannot enter, and the nether world is a place that real people do not want to go.

But in terms of time, there is a difference.The timeline of the human world is magnified.The main line of time on this planet is the world of self-cultivation, the fairy world, the netherworld and the world of self-cultivation are on the same time plane, while the time plane of the human world is equal to 360 five times that of the world of self-cultivation. a year".

The human world is probably the most satisfying creation of the gods. He told these other "humans" who are similar to humans, but the essence is obviously different from human beings, not to interfere with the human world—you can play secretly, if you violate the rules of the gods , will be punished by the heavenly punishment from the galaxy.

In fact, most of the "humans" in the cultivation world and the immortal world come from human beings in the human world, through cultivation or ascension; a small number of animals or plants in the cultivation world are transformed after cultivation; only two races are exceptions One is the person named Yan in the Palace of the King of the Underworld in the Nether Realm, and the other is the person named Tian in the Heavenly Palace.

People with these two surnames were born with immortal bodies, and female bodies can also give birth to immortal offspring.All other offspring, no matter immortals, real people or monks, are mortals of their own species.Not to mention that cultivators have no emotions and desires, and when they really reproduce, their fecundity is extremely low. None of the monks, real people, and immortals with female bodies is willing to waste their training time on pregnancy. Moreover, the training part does not include women. Most of the reproductive capacity of women who have cultivated to monks or above have lost their reproductive capacity, while the external genitalia are retained and the internal genitalia is shrunken. This is very similar to the natural law of human beings. Even monks will go through menopause when they reach the age of 50 in the human world. , while the male body retains the ability to reproduce, but it is also greatly weakened.

By the way, all animals or plants become human bodies after being transformed into human bodies, and they must abide by the laws of the human body. However, if a female body above a monk unfortunately becomes pregnant in a human form, it will return to its original shape during pregnancy, and more than half of its cultivation will be lost. for.

So from ancient times to the present, Yan Wujiu has rarely heard of monks giving birth to children. The most famous one is the snake girl 70 years ago in the cultivation world who gave birth to a dragon with the Dragon King of the East China Sea. This is a close species. Reproduction, interfamily is extremely difficult to reproduce.This flood dragon is the only mortal body born by immortals that stayed in the cultivation world in those years, but it doesn't seem to like cultivation. If it violates the god-man's rule of "monk and above, don't use your ability to go to the human world to do anything wrong", so no one cares about it.

At that time, human beings in the human world were in the state of eating blood after the fifth extinction. After the dragon went away, relying on the advantage of his blood, he bred a large number of half-dragon descendants with some local snake tribes, quickly occupying the entire planet, and waiting for the gods. When humans found out, all the blood-drinking human beings were eaten by these half-dragons as food, and most of the other animal species on the planet became extinct.The gods were very angry, and gave the planet an ice age that lasted for millions of human years, freezing these half-dragons to death, and there was not one left.

Speaking of which, previous generations of humans seem to call these half-dragons "dinosaurs".

After five mass extinctions, the human beings cherished by the gods can still reproduce, but after the half-dragons are eaten up, there is really no one left.God-man was helpless, he almost forgot how human beings do, so he had to ask the Celestial Clan to produce a person with the ability to reproduce to the human world to reproduce human beings.

Naturally, no one in the Celestial Clan is willing to go. To be a human would be to take away a certain thing. After the withdrawal, there would be a lifespan, and it would no longer be a fairy body.In the end, the Tianzu people lined up to draw lots, and an unlucky guy named "Adam" got the lottery. He almost collapsed, but the rest of the Tianzu people quickly handed him over to the Godman.

The Kamito was quite satisfied with him, so he took away one of his things, and took one of his ribs, and turned him into a woman.Then let Adam mate with his ribs and go to the human world to give birth to a child.

Yan Wujiu touched the ribs of women in the human world when they played with them. The civilization of the previous generation also had X-rays. Men and women have the same number of ribs. He guessed that the ribs of the unlucky Adam might have grown out by themselves later. .

So, what is the difference between the cultivation world and the human world?Yan Wujiu summed it up: the world of cultivation is the world of infertility, individuals in the world of self-cultivation rely on people from the world of human cultivation to gain the Tao, and people in the world of self-cultivation report to the nether world as if they died when their lifespan is up.

So what is the meaning of the realm of comprehension?boring.

In the past 30 years, Yan Wujiu has lost his temper and stopped fighting. He only came to the cultivation world a few times, and each time he came only to find the extinct spices and ingredients in the human world. He is far less familiar with the cultivation world than the human world.

Mr. Xianhe is a casual cultivator in the realm of comprehension. He has a fatal problem, which is delicious food.If he could enter the Tao through eating, Mr. Xianhe should become a god.His habit of staying away from the public in the cultivation world, coupled with the fact that he is an animal, makes him a marginal figure in the cultivation world.The worst part is that although Mr. Xianhe has the taste buds of a peerless gourmet, he only has the cooking skills of Mr. Murano.

The human after the Crane's transformation is a male form, tall, thin, and featureless male form.Yan Wujiu once persuaded him to be a little bit in line with the public's aesthetics, and to modify his appearance to be more fairy-like. Mr. Xianhe said: "No, it's not good to look too eye-catching when looking for food in the human world."

Now, Yan Wujiu and Lord Xianhe came to the realm of comprehension, they came directly from the pontoon bridge at Zhongzhou, how far away they were from Beiming.

The only advantage of the realm of comprehension is that there are few people. It is also Zhongzhou, the most prosperous place in the human world. This place is simply a forest.

"How to go to Beiming?" Yan Wujiu asked Xianhe, his immortal body was sealed by his elder brother into a high-level real person, at most he could fly against the wind, and the speed per hour was much slower than the Boeing 747 planes of the previous generation in the human world.The key problem is that it is very tiring to walk against the wind in the high altitude of the cultivation world, and it takes about several days to go to Beiming.

Is it fun?It's not fun, it's just to eat the wind.A real person can't go to the stratosphere like an airplane, the oxygen is thin, and the real person's body can't bear it.

Brother Xianhe, who is a feathered bird, does not have a fear of heights. He said, "Fly over there."

"Can I take a ride?" Yan Wujiu asked, "I can reduce my weight to about a catty."

Brother Xianhe chuckled and said, "I really can't thank you enough."