Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Yan Wujiu was very annoyed, his anger had been engraved on every part of his body, and it expanded outwards, he was so angry that he left the things in the human world to go to the cultivation world.

He was deceived.

Here's the thing:

After getting the method of making rose sugar written by Tao Yun, he immediately studied it without sleeping and eating. Don't tell him that sleeping and eating are unnecessary for him. He has always regarded himself as a human being in the human world.

The book was too thick, so he had no choice but to prepare one after reading one.

Tao Yun’s thick cheat sheet is as follows: First of all, the selection of materials, the single-petal roses produced in Pingyin are the best, followed by the double-petal roses; they are picked when there is dew in the morning and dried in the shade.There are also some words in the middle that describe how many rose petals are needed to make how much sugar, how big it is, what color it is, and so on.Yan Wujiu followed suit one by one, fearing that the petals would not be usable if they were broken, he deliberately brought them back to the Netherworld and stored them in a jar.

Then, when choosing sugar, self-made granulated sugar is the best, followed by granulated sugar bought from outside. Later, I used no numbers to describe how to extract granulated sugar from sugar cane, and also wrote down the method of brown sugar and rock sugar by the way.Very good, this fellow Taoist is very serious.Yan Wujiu thought it might be because his granulated sugar was not good enough, which affected the taste of candies, so he did as well, and he was afraid that the finished granulated sugar would get wet, so he put it back in the Netherworld for preservation.

Again, choose a pot: iron pots are not good, the petals will turn black, ceramic pots are easy to stick, it is best to use fine steel pots - and then describe in detail how fine steel is smelted and how to make a pot.That's right, Yan Wujiu thought, this is an original creation, and it seems that the current technology level can't smelt such refined steel.But Yan Wujiu is not interested in steelmaking. He has a 304 stainless steel pot in the Netherworld, which is also a relic of the civilized human beings of previous generations.

Again, choose firewood: what kind of firewood to choose, how to make less smoke but more fire; then list the advantages and disadvantages of dozens of trees, how many branches, lengths, and thicknesses are better to choose.Yan Wujiu read it expressionlessly, and found that there was a sentence written at the end: It is better to use charcoal.

So fellow Taoist, why did you write about the shapes, numbers, and types of firewood?

After choosing all kinds of things, it's time to get to the point, right?No, Tao Taoyou wrote another article about Qiantang customs, introducing all the scenic spots in Qiantang City, from the West Lake water to the Qiantang tide, and also attached famous poems and masterpieces in the human world. Finally, he focused on Yan Wujiu's residence next to the human world. various attractions.

Yan Wujiu read it patiently, and saw the last line of this article, which read: There is a strict house here, in which there lives a kind-hearted Mr. Yan, who is extremely beautiful in appearance, noble in character, and has extraordinary taste.

Very good, this sentence came at the right time, it soothed Yan Wujiu's heart that wanted to tear up the book.But when did Tao Yunchu write this thing?Didn't she leave after sitting at his house for a quarter of an hour?

Yan Wujiu turned back, the book was almost finished, and there was only one line on the last page: Tell you not to tell the truth.

Yan Wujiu's evil tended towards the gallbladder, and once the temper he had cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years returned to his original form, he became the hot-tempered kid he used to be.Of course, he didn't have an attack in the human world, he suppressed it in the realm of comprehension, and a tornado rolled up in the East China Sea.

Wherever the tornado went, mountains and seas were destroyed, trenches were filled, and then the surface of the East China Sea was frozen into ice.Suddenly encountered such a catastrophe, all the monks and real monks in the entire cultivation world could not shrink back.

All the real cultivators only heard a cold order accompanied by the extreme cold of the Northern Underworld: "When you see Tao Yunchu, hand it over, and you will not die."

The second son of Yan Luodian is well-known in both the cultivation world and the fairy world. He was just a few thousand years old when he was born, and he was still a child. He loved to make waves in all walks of life.His father doesn't care about him, his mother is missing, and his elder brother dotes on him, with an attitude of "what did my brother do, you messed with him".In the end, the second son of the Yan family was received by the gods into Wuheyou Township and read the scriptures for 5 years, which can be regarded as the only one in the world.The second young master of the Yan family, whose temper had been tempered with difficulty, disappeared from everyone when he came out. He heard that he liked to eat some good food, and went to the human world to hang out with beauties. Now I don't know who this "Tao Yunchu" is. Man, for what reason, he knocked out his temper that had been honed for 5 years in the land of nothing.

However, no one cared about Yan Er's threats, so why should he spare others?No, why should he take his life?At any rate, Yan Da sits in charge, and if Yan Da bends the law for personal gain, it is a matter of life and death accounted for by the gods and men, so Yan Da will not act recklessly.

The real monks in the comprehension world wait until the ice in the East China Sea melts, what should they do.At worst, we all go to the human world to play together, but the gods have said that no one is allowed to touch the human world.

Yan Wujiu who had vented his anger calmed down, he realized, what was he doing venting his anger in the realm of comprehension?It is not clear which realm Tao Yunchu is from.

Yan Wujiu regained his senses, and first went back to the underworld to confront the book of life and death.Sure enough, there is no woman named Tao Yunchu in the human world.Unwilling to give up, he looked for the notebook in the cultivation world, but he still couldn't find it.

So Tao Yunchu is a pseudonym?Just like Yan Wujiu?

No matter what the name is, there is still one thing that makes him very angry: there are still people in the four realms who can escape his eyes, who can't see the body, gender, and age. You know, the blood of the king of hell Can see through all illusions.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong, so he asked Yan Da, the current Lord Yan Luo.

Yan Da is actually very idle, there is nothing to do at all, he just pretends to go to court every day, what is their Yan Luodian in charge of?When the creature dies, the soul will come out naturally. The soul seducer says that it is to seduce the soul, but most of the souls that are not hooked cannot turn into resentment. At most, they dissipate back to the chaos in place and cannot be reincarnated.More or less, it has nothing to do with half a piece of inferior spirit stone in Yan Luodian, and Yan Luodian doesn't get paid anyway.It's just the things engraved in the book of life and death, which are instructed by the gods and men, and should not be ignored. Occasionally, if something goes wrong, it will definitely cause a lot of headaches.

Yan Wujiu found Yan Da in the dark Yan Luo Temple, and asked: "Brother, have you ever seen something that can't see the real body? Can you make you think the false thing is real?"

"You mean you can't see the body clearly?" Yan Da asked strangely, "How could there be? We can see the old man in the sky clearly too. Unless you meet a god-man."

"Impossible." Yan Wujiu ruled it out intuitively, it's not that he has never been in contact with a god-man, there is no need for a god-man to do this, this galaxy belongs to him, he has nothing to do with a human woman.

"There is another one, that is chaos." Yan Da said, "You can't see the body of chaos in the land of nothingness."

"Chaos is chaos, what kind of form does it take if it is ignorant?" Yan Wujiu said, "Do you think there is any immortal who has a special ability to turn falsehood into reality?"

"I haven't heard of it. But I can't say that there are no, there are many weird skills in the fairy world." Yan Da said, "By the way, someone came to complain two days ago. Why did you go to the cultivation world to make trouble? Who tricked you? ?”

"A thing named Tao Yunchu." Yan Wujiu said sullenly, "She looks like a mortal woman."

"You got it wrong?"

"It's definitely not a mortal woman. As for what world it is, I really haven't figured it out. I was teased by her." Yan Wujiu didn't want to mention the process of being teased.Yan Da was really bored, it was rare to hear such a thing, he was very interested, he said: "Tell me, I'll help you think about who this is." Only then did Yan Wujiu tell the whole story.

"You didn't do it right. You lied to her first and didn't tell her where the second turtle was. It's not bad that she didn't expose you in person."

"That turtle is kept in your back garden. I told her, will you give it to her?"

"Of course she won't. But if she is an expert, why should she exchange gold for a turtle? Just take it away."

"Even if she is not an expert, she can take it away directly. No one cares about the release pool, she just needs to go and steal it in the dead of night." Yan Wujiu thought carefully, it was indeed the case.

"Her way of acting, when it comes to cause and effect, is a bit like those people in Xiji." Yan Da thought for a while and said.

"There are no people in the West Pole above high-level immortals, so they can't hide it from my eyes." In fact, in the entire planet, except for gods, there is no one above high-level immortals. Logically speaking, no one should be able to hide it. he.Yan Luodian wants to enforce the law, so eyes must be good. Those who can escape the eyes of Yan Luodian can only become outlaws.

The West Pole is also in the Immortal Realm. It is not under the control of the old man in the sky. It has its own school. They call the gods and men Buddhas. The immortals below are not called immortals but Bodhisattvas. For example, the temple where Tao Yun went out to ask for the tortoise that day is the Buddhist gate.

But she said that everything is equivalent, and she really has a bit of Western style.Yan Wujiu thought about it and said: If you are really from the West, it would be quite troublesome, the Bodhisattvas in the West are not easy to mess with, just chanting scriptures can give you a headache for 1 years.

Yan Wujiu thought of the 5 years of chanting scriptures in the land of nothing, and his scalp began to tingle.There is nothing in the land of nothing. Every day, I just read scriptures and practice spells, and then I sleep with my pillow on the branches of the eucalyptus tree.The legends are all deceptive, the God-man doesn't live in the land of nothing at all, he dragged Yan Wujiu to him, said a few words, and left.For 5 years of loneliness, he was really bored, so he called the tree "Brother Ci", talked to the tree every day, and told all the shitty things about him from birth to being imprisoned in the thousands of years , In the end, there was a kind of sadness that was so big that only this tree could take shelter.

It's not a big deal. I haven't gotten angry for 30 years, but I'm so sorry for 5 years of reciting scriptures to Brother Xi.

He won't go out of his way to find Tao Yun again, but if he bumps into him, he can't let it go.