Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Yan Wujiu, a non-human in the Netherworld, has been unhappy these days.He had to eat one piece of rose candy given by the beauty every day. He didn't dare to eat more, but couldn't help but want to eat it.Ten days had passed by the time I ate the last one.During these ten days, he used various methods to try to restore the method of making this candy.He found out that the richest roses in Zhongzhou were born in Pingyin, and he used his magic power as an exception to bring back the best fresh rose petals in one day, boil them into various flower sauces of different shades, and make rose sugar It's always different from the one Tao Yun sent him, and the appearance is not so beautiful-and the ice cream Yang Xiyan taught him to make, he can already perfectly restore.

On the morning of the tenth day, Yan Wujiu looked at the last candy in the oiled paper bag, and if he didn't eat it, it would be damp again in a few days, and it wouldn't be so tasty.

He ate the last candy, planted rose branches from Pingyin in the backyard, and then planned to go out to visit the West Lake. If he was lucky, he might meet Tao Yunchu again, right?

In fact, there is another way to cheat, he can go back to the Netherworld, go to the underworld to find out where this woman named Tao Yunchu lives, but it is not a last resort, Yan Wujiu does not want to use this method.

When Yan Wujiu was in the human world, he always liked to play the role of a mortal. He felt that any behavior that was not like a mortal would be against his aesthetics—ordinary people pay attention to fate, right?Then if he really went to check Tao Yun's book of life and death, it would feel completely different.

It's too ugly to be deliberate, forceful, and necessary.

Yan Wujiu, Pianpianjia's son, went out of the Qiantang Gate, passed the Shihan Bridge, and went up to Baoshu Pagoda Temple on Baoshi Mountain.It is not a specific time, there are not many people in the temple in the early morning, so the dispute by the release pool is particularly noticeable.

Yes, this is fate, when Yan Wujiu saw Tao Yun coming out, he felt that what mortals said was really reasonable.You see, in the vast sea of ​​people, if you want to meet someone, you can meet them. If this is not fate, what is it?

Tao Yunchu was still dressed as she was ten days ago, and she and the deacon in the temple were arguing about something.It was a dispute, but it wasn't because the tone of voice was fierce or anything else, but that the deacon looked very annoyed, but Tao Yunchu stopped him from leaving.

Yan Wujiu walked up to the two of them, made a bow, and said, "Miss Tao, what a coincidence today. I don't know what to discuss with this master?"

The deacon saw an acquaintance of this woman, who seemed to be a person who spoke clearly, and said: "This little lady is so rude, she insists on releasing the old turtle who has left the pond!"

"I'm not going to take it away, I have money to buy it." Tao Yunchu took out an ingot of gold from his cuff and handed it to the deacon.

"That's not going to work. The abbot will definitely not allow this turtle to be kept for a long time. How about talking about business in the temple? This little lady is so confused!"

Yan Wujiu bowed again to the deacon, and said: "Master calm down, stay here and ask what happened." He signaled Tao Yun to step aside.

The two walked to the release pool, Yan Wujiu pointed to the release pool and said, "Which turtle does Lady Tao want?"

Tao Yun pointed to an inconspicuous little turtle and said, "That one."

Yan Wujiu took a closer look, but was taken aback. The tortoise that Tao Yun pointed at was not an ordinary tortoise, it was a tortoise from the fairy world, 80 years old, to it it was just a fraction, it was said to be a god. I pinched a few of them with my own hands and threw them in Beiming. How could they be here?

The reason why Yan Wujiu knew this kind of tortoise was purely because he met one in the deepest abyss of the nether world 30 years ago, followed him back to the underworld, and now it is raised by his elder brother in the dark pool of the underworld.

"What does the lady want this turtle for?" Yan Wujiu asked.

Tao Yun made his debut: "It works, but I can't tell you."

"This turtle can't be eaten, it can't be boiled." Yan Wujiu told her.

"How do you know?" Tao Yunchu's eyes widened, and he looked at Yan Wujiu in shock, "Have you ever cooked?"

Yan Wujiu coughed, and said: "I've seen someone boil it, and this tortoise won't melt in the fire. It won't die."

Tao Yunchu looked at Yan Wujiu meaningfully, and asked, "Have you ever seen this kind of turtle?"

"I saw one a few years ago."

Tao Yun pondered for a while, then said: "This turtle is of great use to me, can you tell me where I saw it?"

"Do you still want this lady?"

"Of course, all of them."

"Then let's think about how this one came, and then discuss the one I saw before." Yan Wujiu thought, he might break the precept again.

Tao Yunchu listened to what Yan Wujiu said, and followed Yan Wujiu back to his mansion to "plan for the long term".

This beauty didn't seem to care too much about dressing up, she was dressed the same as ten days ago, and her bun was still the same, there were no ornaments on her head, ears, fingers or fingers.It is definitely wrong to say that she came from a poor background, just looking at the ingot she took out, she does not behave like ordinary people, it is like treating money like dung; moreover, the clothes on her body are all high-quality silk.

It can only be said that this is a simple beauty.Most of the beautiful women need to be well-dressed to look beautiful, and the unattractive women can also become beautiful if they are well-dressed.Although Yan Wujiu likes natural and beautiful things, he does not object to adding beautiful embellishments to beautiful things to complement each other.

If the roses from Pingyin are not maintained, they will wither in the afternoon if they are picked in the morning.Yan Wujiu kept a few of them in the water, they are still fresh for the time being, one of them is a pistil, it is still closed when it wants to open.

Tao Yun followed Yan Wujiu back to his residence.Yan Wujiu led her through the corridor and came to the small pavilion in the courtyard, on the stone table there were roses from Pingyin.

Yan Wujiu asked Tao Yun to sit down and asked the servants to bring tea.Then reach for the rose.

"There are thorns." Tao Yun said to stop him.

"Thank you for reminding me, madam."

The thorns of roses are densely packed, much more than rose thorns and rose thorns.Yan Wujiu took the glove, put it on pretendingly, took off the rose branch, cut off the thorns on it with a knife, cut off a short one, and inserted it into Tao Yunchu's hair.

Very good, the beauty is scared silly.

However, Tao Yun's expression was not so much frightened as to be indescribable. His face was very strange, as if he saw a dog laying eggs.

Yan Wujiu once again proved that all methods of flirting are useless to this beauty. If this beauty is a man, then there is only one word - "uncomprehensible style".This beauty is a woman, so there is only one word for it - "unmanned".

Yan Wujiu brought the tea brought by the servant to Tao Yun, and said, "Does my lady like these roses?"

"It's okay." Tao Yunchu just tore the rose from the bun in front of Yan Wujiu, took a look at it in his hand, sniffed it, and said, "But the smell is not strong enough."

"Oh, really?"

"Well, it's from flat land, right? The smell is stronger in valleys."

"The candy that the lady gave back to the next one was made of this rose?"

"No." Tao Yunchu said, "Those are grown by myself. They are not as beautiful, but they are more fragrant than this one. My ones are single-petaled. Look, this one is double-petaled."

"If my lady does not give up, can I give you a few rose seeds?"

Tao Yunchu looked at Rose, then at Yan Wujiu, and said, "Don't keep calling me my lady, call me by my name. Also, speak directly."

Yan Wujiu finally found out that something was wrong with this beauty.Anyone above a real person can understand the spoken language of every human being, and rarely distinguishes their differences. After all, anyone who can cultivate to a real person or above has part of the inheritance of "great wisdom". Language is not a problem at all, and facing When human beings speak, they can naturally transform into the language of the time.And only people like Yan Wujiu who have been in human groups of different generations and races can tell the difference.

Yan Wujiu could understand everything Tao Yun said. He discerned it carefully and found that it seemed to be the common language style of immortals, calling names directly, without using honorific or modest titles, and saying everything directly.

Yan Wujiu opened his clairvoyant eyes again, and scanned again, yes, it is still a mortal, zero month, female.

"This...you want me to call you Yunchu?"

Tao Yun cast a glance at Yan Wujiu, and said, "You don't have to be called by your surname, it's up to you. But don't call me a lady again."

"Okay then, Yunide, can you send me some rose seeds?"

"Yes, yes, but I didn't bring it with me today. Besides, didn't you say that you would help me think of an idea to get that turtle?"

"It's simple, I have a tortoise that is very similar to that one." Yan Wujiu pointed to the pond in the garden. When he came over just now, he broke a precept and turned a turtle there, "In the dead of night, let's go and replace it. come out."

Tao Yun said, "Let me see your turtle."

Yan Wujiu brought the turtle over and put it on the table.

Tao Yun took a closer look and said, "It looks pretty similar."

"Ok?"

"I mean, they look alike, but how long will your turtle live?"

"This one can live for about 100 years?"

Gods and men can transform and give birth to all living things, and the length of life can be chosen at will.It's not bad that a fairy body like him can live for 100 years, which is less than half a year when converted into a nether year.

Tao Yun shook his head: "Look, if you exchange a tortoise that can only live for 100 years for a tortoise that can only live for millions of years, they will suffer a lot."

"But the ingot of gold you took is not right?" How does this woman know that the turtle can live for millions of years?

"Gold can also be immortal for millions of years." What is hidden in Tao Yunchu's eyes?smile?

"So you traded it for gold about the size of that turtle? Just because gold is immortal for millions of years?"

"It should be like this if it is well preserved." Tao Yunchu looked serious again.

What else can be found that has been immortal for millions of years in the human world?Yan Wujiu felt that his mind was brought into a strange place by Tao Yunchu, so he said: "If the stone is well preserved, it will be immortal for millions of years."

"But if you exchange a rock for a tortoise, will he be willing?"

"Today, if you exchange gold, people don't seem to be willing."

There was silence in the pavilion.Ever since Tao Yun let Yan Wujiu speak out, the situation began to get out of hand.

Having said that, in the 30 years since he cultivated from the land of nothingness, Yan Wujiu has never met anyone who can lift him up.This is probably more than half a sentence of non-speculative words in the legend?

"I think my method is feasible. If you think people will suffer, you can throw the gold into the temple again, and that will be fine." Yan Wujiu said sarcastically.

Tao Yunchu didn't know whether he really didn't understand it or was doing it on purpose, but he nodded at the ridicule and said very approvingly: "Your idea is very good."

Yan Wujiu thought to himself: Ten days ago, he said that he would like to stay with this beauty in the world for the rest of his life and eat the candy she made every day. If he was in this state, he would probably be more angry than "Gourmet on Earth—" "Cannonball" is even more vigorous after being burned.It seems that if you use rose sugar, let this beauty go away quickly.

"Then, I came up with such a good idea, can you help me with something?" Yan Wujiu didn't bother to hide it anymore.

"What's the matter? Let me see if it's worth waiting." Tao Yun showed a serious face.

"..." Yan Wujiu said, "Can you teach me how to make your rose candy?"

Why did Yan Wujiu feel that there seemed to be a smile hidden in Tao Yun's peach blossom eyes?

"Where are the rose seeds? Want more? You can only have one."

"I'll tell you where I saw another turtle, can I change it?"

"You're right." Tao Yunchu said, "Okay."

Tao Yunchu took out a book that had already been written from his arms, and said, "I just sorted out the method of rose sugar in the past two days, so I'll give it to you. I didn't bring the rose seeds with me. Let my pigeon Bring it here for you."

Yan Wujiu took the book, it was a thick book, it was clearly written in small letters on it, unexpectedly everything was detailed, he just flipped a page, how many sticks of firewood would be used, how thick would it be? all written.

"Thank you. Do you only have one copy? Let me transcribe one for you." Yan Wujiu was ecstatic: Although the words are not speculative, but the style of this beauty is really likable.

"No need, I just wrote it for fun, and I will write another one when I have time, so I can be happy again." Tao Yunchu looked at Yan Wujiu intently with those peach blossom eyes, and said, "Tell me, there is another one." Where is the turtle?"

It cannot be denied that this beauty's appearance is too good to be true, if she is willing to use one ten-thousandth of it to flirt, it will make our young master Wugui very happy.

"Not in the human world." Yan Wujiu said, "I saw an immortal take it away."

"Immortal?" Tao Yunchu repeated these two words.

"It was boiled, but it was fine, it was still alive, and a fairy picked it up later."

"What kind of fairy?"

"He looks good." Yan Wujiu recalled his attire that day, "Wearing all black."

Tao Yunchu gave Yan Wujiu another meaningful look, and said, "Very well, thank you, I understand."

What did Tao Yunchu know?Yan Wujiu felt that something was wrong, there was a strangeness in this woman's whole body.

But Yan Wujiu didn't doubt where he was going because he was too confident.The bloodline of Yanwangdian is above, he never doubted his own eyesight, he just thought that this woman might have some connection with the cultivation world, maybe she is cultivating Taoism, as for what she wants the turtle to do, Yan Wujiu didn't care about it, he was preoccupied with it On to the rose sugar.So he walked Tao Yun, who was holding the fake turtle, to the door rather perfunctorily, said goodbye absently, and then rushed to the kitchen in a hurry.

As for Tao Yunchu, if there are no accidents, he probably won't meet again.