Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

When Yan Wujiu came to the human world this time, he chose Zhongzhou, the most frequented place, the place where he met the princess last time—as expected, the owner has changed here, the emperor's surname has changed, and the clothes of human beings have also changed.Yan Wujiu also has a certain sensitivity to clothing. He feels that the clothes of humans in this country and this dynasty are not so wide, especially women, who are generally slimmer than decades ago. It also became tighter, and the makeup on the face was not so dark, more elegant and light.

Why does Yan Wujiu like to go to Zhongzhou?Even named a Zhongzhou person?Anyway, since he first discovered human civilization, Zhongzhou has always been the most prosperous place. The most important thing is that the food in Zhongzhou is the most delicious, and the way to make food is the most diverse.

At this moment, Yan Wujiu is sitting in the fence, listening to the storyteller, it seems to be a story of the previous dynasty, there was a warrior who liked to chop people with an ax and became a general or something.

You see, human beings are so interesting. Quantum cannons have been used tens of thousands of years ago, and they have even landed on the moon. Now even cold weapons are still being praised.

There are more men than women in Goulan. It seems that fewer women in this era come out than in previous dynasties.

There are some cakes in front of him, which were called "ice cakes" by the local people at that time. Human refrigeration machines in this era have not been invented yet. This ice cream is different from the ice cream of previous generations of civilization. Made of fine rice flour, the name comes from the fact that it looks like snow.Yan Wujiu moved a piece, his sense of taste is very sensitive, he tasted it immediately, this ice cream, which is said to be the main snack in this bar, is not delicate enough and too sweet.

When he put down the snack that he had just tasted, he heard a soft sigh from a person not far away.

Yan Wujiu is more sensitive to human emotions, but with just a sigh, he actually heard the emotions that have been turned and repeated, I don't know how many times richer the emotions described by the storyteller.Yan Wujiu looked at the sighing man with interest.

It was a very ordinary looking young male, but Yan Wujiu could tell at a glance that this person had used the Disguise Technique, and his appearance was very good-looking.Now, the young man is wandering in front of a piece of ice cream that he put down after taking a bite, as if it was so bad that he was out of his mind.

Yan Wujiu got up, and used this powerful weapon—a folding fan—to pat lightly in his hand, walked to the side of the disguised young man, and asked: "It's a beautiful day, brother, why do you sigh for no reason?"

The disguised young man got up and bowed to Yan Wujiu, said: "I just look at things and think about others, disturbing my brother's elegance, I'm sorry."

Yan Wujiu smiled and said: "I, Yan Wujiu, dare to ask this brother Gao's surname?"

The young man said: "My surname is... Yang, my surname is Yang Xiyan."

Based on Yan Wujiu's understanding of human beings, this young man who called himself Yang Xiyan should have concealed his true identity, and might be in the process of fleeing in disguise.Yan Wujiu asked Yang Xiyan why he sighed, Yang Xiyan said that after eating this ice cream, he thought it tasted so-so, he remembered that his younger brother liked this snack very much, but he was very picky, such a taste would not be able to enter his mouth .

Yan Wujiu's interest greatly increased, and he immediately asked Yang Xiyan how to make ice cream.Perhaps it was because the topics he talked about were very safe, Yang Xiyan became knowledgeable and talked about everything.At the end, Yan Wujiu proposed to see how Yang Xiyan made the ice cream with his own eyes, and the latter showed a embarrassed expression: "Brother Yan, Yang just passed by here by chance, and will leave tomorrow, I'm afraid it will be inconvenient."

"Brother Yang, do you have a place to stay tonight?"

"Not yet found."

"That's the case, Brother Yang and I have a rare encounter, so we might as well go to the humble house to talk about it."

Yes, the first thing Yan Wujiu did in the world was to buy a house—a house with a high-end kitchen, but in this dynasty, no matter how high-end the kitchen was, it was all firewood kitchens.

Yang Xiyan is a vigilant person, and he may be on the way to escape. At first, he disagreed. When Yan Wujiu talked to him, he released a little "field", which was a kind of "field" that made people feel at ease, so Yang Xiyan was easily persuaded.

Yang Xiyan said that the rice noodles for making ice cream must be fine, and he grinds them himself.In Yan Wujiu's yard, there is a stone mill that he personally selected, which can grind all granular staple foods to fineness; Yang Xiyan is very satisfied with this, and he also said that the ice cream should be [-] parts of glutinous rice and [-] parts of japonica rice, and the proportion must be proper , Yan Wujiu said that the balance scale he used was very accurate.

The mechanical balance with a weight accurate to 1 gram is one of his collections in the nether world, and it belongs to the masterpieces of previous generations of human beings.In the nether world, everything is neither born nor decayed, and after tens of thousands of nether years, it is still as clean as new.He guessed that a similar weighing device should have appeared in this generation of civilization. According to the experience of the previous generation, this kind of weighing device should first appear on the African continent.

When Yang Xiyan saw the balance scale for the first time, he said that the scale was very rare and praised its craftsmanship.

In fact, ice cream is very simple to make. There are several key points in the process. The first is that the powder should be ground very finely, and the second is that the cold boiled water should be sprinkled before kneading. Affect the taste, the third point, Yang Xiyan added peach kernels and pine nuts to the ice cream, and sprinkled osmanthus crumbs when steamed. 【1】

Yan Wujiu had all these ingredients ready, and they were all fresh.He found that Yang Xiyan's meticulous style of making food was particularly to his liking. For example, he weighed the ground flour on the balance when he made two parts of glutinous rice and eight parts of japonica rice. He was counting the drops of cold water——Yan Wujiu managed to find a word to describe him from the medical books of previous generations of humans: obsessive-compulsive disorder, and there is also a related word: neuropathy.

Food and beauty are Yan Wujiu's two favorite things, but the order of the two cannot be reversed.That night, Yan Wujiu tasted very delicious ice cream. This non-human in the nether world was very happy, and his affection for Yang Xiyan reached the peak. Recipes for events - I heard that Yang Xiyan also makes various snacks.

Of course, Yan Wujiu stopped all actions that exposed his non-human identity in time, and told himself that it was useless to pass it on to him, and mortals couldn't use it at all.At dawn, he reluctantly sent Yang Xiyan away, and secretly put a tracking brand on him, hoping to meet him when he was free, and set out a recipe, preferably to demonstrate it himself.

He sent Yang Xiyan out of the city and gave him a good horse and a plate of money. Yang Xiyan refused his kindness at first, but Yan Wujiu released "Chang" and let the latter obediently accept it and leave.

It was the day of March, Yan Wujiu was greedy to look at the beauty in the world, and accidentally walked to the edge of the West Lake, at this time the clouds and mist rose, and it looked like it was going to rain.He was going to Gushan Temple, but now he wants to go back home.

There is no so-called weather change in the nether world, Yan Wujiu actually likes the changing weather in the human world, but he doesn't like rain very much.

The reason he doesn't like rain is very simple.If it wasn't necessary, he didn't like abusing mana in the human world. If he didn't use mana, he would wet himself and then change clothes, which made him feel very troublesome.

Of course, if there is a beauty by his side, he doesn't find it troublesome. He can hold an umbrella for the beauty, and he doesn't mind getting wet, because he can go home and change his clothes after getting wet, and he can have fun by the way.

Yan Wujiu was thinking this way, went to the ferry to see if there was a boat, but he didn't see the boat for a while, but he saw a beautiful woman standing on the shore.

At first, Yan Wujiu didn't see the beauty's front, what he saw was her back.Except that she is too tall—almost as tall as Yan Wujiu—that beauty fits the aesthetics of this dynasty very well. A simple bun that can't be named, half of the hair is hanging behind the back, and the hair quality is very good.

Yan Wujiu told him intuitively that this is a very, very beautiful person.Just looking at her back, he had already begun to think that this beauty must be unique.

He walked not far from the beauty in white, and sure enough, he saw a beauty he had never seen before.

The face shape is a standard oval face, the skin is as white as snow, the eyebrows are a little heroic, some are slightly raised, the outer corners of the eyes are also slightly raised peach blossom eyes, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the lips are well-shaped.

A beauty is beautiful if she looks beautiful, but her temperament lacks some feminine softness.Yan Wujiu was not at ease, so he took a closer look and found that it was indeed a woman, a full-fledged female mortal, with a pretty good figure, so he greeted the beauty with a smile: "Little lady, I'm afraid it's going to rain , I don’t know where I want to go?”【2】

When the beauty saw him for the first time, she had a strange expression, it was difficult for Yan Wujiu to describe that expression, it was about "how could it be you?" or something else?

"It's you...ah, you are?"

Very good, this beauty seems to be very poor at speaking, her words are not tactful at all, and she doesn't even give her an honorific title.

"My surname is strict and my name is Wugui, so I dare not ask my lady Gao's surname?"

"My name is Tao Yunchu." The beauty looked at Yan Wujiu, then turned her gaze to the lake.

The lake is already misty and rainy, and as far as the eye can see, it is less than 20 meters.

The beauty doesn't seem interested in him.In the past in the human world, as long as he strikes up a conversation with a certain woman, those women's expressions are not like this, at least they must be shy and timid, at least a little hesitant to talk, and at least they will not be so absent-minded and thoughtful.

Yan Wujiu doubted whether this mortal woman was a mortal or a woman.He looked through his eyes again, yes, indeed, a mortal woman.

Yan Wujiu has lived in this world for a long time, he is confident that except gods and men, no one in the sky and on earth can deceive his eyes, even the emperor of heaven can see the annual rings when he glances at it.

It was raining, and the light rain drifted over.Tao Yun stood out in the rain and didn't seem to care.Yan Wujiu took off his robe and covered Tao Yunchu's head.

Tao Yunchu looked at Yan Wujiu again, he didn't express any embarrassment, shyness or refusal to his approaching behavior, he just said: "No trouble, I'm not afraid of rain, put on your clothes, be careful of the cold. ” and stepped out of the coverage of Yan Wujiu's outer robe.

This beauty is probably out of his way.

There are many beauties in the world. Although this beauty's appearance and temperament are very suitable for him, those who are too troublesome should forget it.

There was no one else by the West Lake early in the morning, and the two stood there in the rain for a long time without seeing the boat.Tao Yun seemed a little tired after leaving the station for a long time. He walked to the willow tree on the bank to lean against. After a while, he seemed to be hungry.

Yan Wujiu smelled a sweet fragrance, looked over, it seemed to be a strange floral fragrance, very sweet.

"Taste it?" Tao Yunchu handed the opened package to Yan Wujiu.

Yan Wujiu had a weird feeling that this mortal woman's speech was too rough, without any red tape.But he didn't have time to think about it, because his attention was completely attracted by the snacks in the oiled paper bag.

Made into a very smooth cone-shaped candy, the color is golden and transparent, with some powdered sugar sprinkled on it, and there is a familiar smell.

Yan Wujiu took one and put it in his mouth, it was a hard candy, moderately sweet, as the candy melted in his mouth, the more and more intense flower fragrance filled the whole mouth and poured into the nasal cavity.

That smell seems to be a smell called "rose".This kind of flower can be seen occasionally in the frame of the flower seller in this dynasty. It is very similar to rose and rose, but it has many thorns.

Yan Wujiu felt that he had never eaten such a delicious candy, even tens of thousands of Nether Years ago, when he started hanging out in the human world, he had never eaten such a candy.Human beings in that era could accept any smell. He also visited almost all countries in the human world and tried many kinds of candies, but he had never tasted such a taste.Yan Wujiu has also been to the Realm of Cultivation and Immortal Realm. People there don't care about eating, but they still have a sense of taste. The Immortal Realm especially likes to use flowers and fruits as food - of course it's only for hospitality - but there is no such candy in the Celestial Realm.

"This candy..." Because the taste was so delicious, Yan Wujiu stared blankly at Tao Yunchu, unable to even speak.

"Do you like it? Give it to you." Tao Yunchu had just stuffed a candy into his mouth, and now he was wrapping up the bag of candy, seeing this, he handed the whole bag to Yan Wujiu.

Yan Wujiu took the bag of candy and asked, "Did the lady make it?"

"Yes, I made a few packs a few days ago when I had nothing to do." Tao Yun pointed to the lake, "Look, the boat is coming."

If the ice cream made by Yang Xiyan is "delicious", then the candies made by Tao Yunchu are "delicious to the point that your soul will go out of your body". When on the boat, Yan Wujiu held the bag of candy in his mouth, and his eyes were closed for a second. Tao Yunchu left Tao Yunchu, who had propped his chin up to look at the scenery.He now thinks that Tao Yunchu is not only beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy, but also a peerless sugar maker. If Tao Yunchu is willing, Yan Wujiu wants to accompany her in the world until he dies. She studied sugar technology.

But Yan Wujiu couldn't bring himself to complain, so the boat docked, Tao Yunchu walked out of the cabin, nodded to Yan Wujiu, then got off the boat and left.

The non-human beings from the Netherworld just watched the beauty leave. He didn't realize until the boat sailed and the beauty disappeared that he forgot to put a tracking mark on the beauty.

The author has something to say: [1] The method of ice cream is based on "Chinese Famous Objects", written by Masako Aoki.

[2] This scene is a spoof of the scene where Xu Xuan first met the White Lady in the story book "The White Lady Yongzhen Leifeng Pagoda".