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On the eve of the Dragon Boat Festival, the Huns drove into the imperial city amidst the cheers and cheers of the people in Luzhou.On the teahouse, An Yi and Ding Lu each carried a pot of wine, leaned against the window for a drink, and watched with cold eyes.

Old Shanyu was sitting in the chariot and couldn't see it. Hu Yu rode a black horse in front of the chariot, his expression was as indifferent as an adult, his eyes were staring straight ahead, like a cautious wolf, and he was wearing three pigtails. It looked extremely funny.

Ding Lu raised his mouth and smiled: "You are young, and you have a lot of hostility."

"People who put hostility on their faces are innocent." An Yi took a sip of wine, "Now you can save your worries."

Ding Lu: "Tomorrow's dragon boat race, you have an appointment."

The Panlong Lake outside the city has been decorated with lights and festoons, just waiting for tomorrow's celebration.An Yi: "I asked Jing He to mention it to Yu Yang. Hu Yu will definitely watch the dragon boat race before the meeting tomorrow."

Ding Lu asked curiously, "Why didn't you mention it to Yu Yang yourself?"

Like hearing a joke, shrugged: "Will he listen to me?"

"Tsk!" Ding Lu crossed his hands, and said sadly, "I said you, why are you immature at all. As a subject, it is your job to speak up, and it is his business whether Yu Yang responds or ignores it. Are you losing your temper over the conflicts you had when you were a child? Is this plausible!"

An Yi also gave a "tsk", and asked back: "By writing, you mean that I am immature? You have to figure it out, you have seen an eight-year-old kid who insisted on submerging you in the water, and the first time after seven years, you still don't feel that way." Forget to scare you and tell you to go around on your own when you see him? Well, he planned to get in my way in his place. Now he has to take care of me in a garden outside the palace, and kneels on me for a whole day. I have nothing to do? You Have you ever seen a so-called mature person who deliberately confronts you for more than ten years and still refuses to give up?"

Ding Lu was speechless, and changed the topic: "Is your painting of "The Yellow Emperor's Royal Girl" finished?"

"Ah!" He slapped his forehead, "It landed in Yihong Courtyard, you can get it back for me."

Ding Lu lazily said, "Get it yourself."

"Brother! Yu Yang threatened to castrate me, which brothel would dare to open the door to welcome me."

Ding Lu was speechless, and reluctantly agreed, and then asked: "I heard that you rejected Miss Hao that day, did you not like it?"

He clasped the jug proudly on his chest: "It's not that Ms. Hao is not good, there is someone here."

Seeing that An Yi's face was pink, and he was smiling like a spring, it seemed that he was in a serious relationship.He was happy for him and said, "What's the girl's name?"

"Bai Shuiqin. A girl studying ink in the Imperial Academy."

Suddenly realized: "No wonder you beat Yu Yuan so fiercely that day, so it turned out that you bullied your little one."

An Yi sighed and said: "Shuiqin is very well-behaved, and I didn't provoke her. She will drive Shuiqin out of the Hanlin Academy without saying a word, and even give a reason for uneven ink grinding. Can I let her be tricky? I can't control that much. What needs to be repaired must be repaired, so that she can know that even though she is a princess, she still has to be reasonable, so she can't do anything wrong."

Ding Lu held his chin and said incredulously, "Hey! His family members are so childish."

"That's not it." An Yi sat on the chair, put her feet on the desk, picked up the pipe beside her and imitated it.In the past, in front of Yu Yang, he was like a shameless, beggar, wretched and perverted voyeur. He had tried countless times, dating female lovers, and wandering around the fireworks alley, but he didn't see any emotion in him.It seemed that Yu Yang said that he was very fond of Long Yang and liked him, which caused the shame deep in his heart to inflate uncontrollably, making him unable to lift his head in front of Yu Yang several times.

It wasn't until he met Bai Shuiqin that his dignity as a straight man stood up.No love and no fear, they are all straight men, afraid of him being a bird.From looking up to looking straight on and then looking down, all he fears about Yu Yang now is Quan Quan.If Yu Yang wasn't the emperor, he would have dared to drown that little bastard.Thinking about it, he laughed arrogantly.

"What do you think girls like? It's Shuiqin's birthday in a few days. You know girls, think about it for me."

"They love commitment."

An Yi shook the soot, and looked arrogant: "Yes, promise three lives."

"I'm so proud of you." Ding Lu suddenly frowned, grabbed the pipe and put it between An Yi's eyebrows, and said word by word: "Don't make promises to girls, or you will be in big trouble. You First find out if you really feel it, if it's a bitch..." Grabbing An Yi's wrist, "I'll solve it myself."

An Yi turned her head and smiled, the feeling couldn't be faked: "If you like Xiaogeng, I'll fake it if you fake it."

Ding Lu looked down on An Yi for a moment, and then let go of her hand suspiciously.

During the Dragon Boat Festival, there are crowds of people on the edge of Panlong Lake.Hundreds of dragon boats were sailing in the middle of the lake, making long splashes of water, and the cheers were louder and louder. In the midst of the fierce competition, everyone sat comfortably on the shore with a big rice dumpling in each hand. Eating indifferently in the stranded black boat.

A young figure appeared on the pier, followed by two attendants, a man and a woman.An Yi saw it, and planted a red signal flag above the awning.

The child tugged at the maidservant, eager to try: "So this is the dragon boat race that the emperor said, it's so lively, I want to take the boat too."

The maid was still hesitating, so the playful brat jumped into a small boat.The boatman grinned and said, "Ten trips, young master, do you want to come?"

The child nodded again and again, looked back at the followers who were catching up, and urged: "Let's sail quickly, don't let them catch up!"

The maidservant called: "Master, wait a minute, let me come with you."

The boatman saw that the child wanted to follow the waiter to play a game of chasing, so he quickly left the shore: "Sit tight, brother, I guarantee they won't catch up with us."

The maid stomped her feet anxiously, and hurriedly boarded another boat.

Seeing the stern of the boat chasing after him, the bear boy was so excited that he made a face at the maidservant: "Lululu, you can't catch up!"

"Little brother, don't jump, the boat will be bumpy, be careful to fall into the lake and be eaten by fish."

How could the bear boy listen to the words, and became more and more rampant.

Not far away came another small boat, the boatman heard the news, and quietly pulled the rope in the dark, the cork at the bottom of the boat was released, and the water rushed up silently, but the bear boy didn't notice it at all.

When the boat had eaten half of the water, the fisherman shouted: "It's bad, the boat is leaking!"

The bear boy turned around and saw that something big was going on, so he was so frightened that he hugged the boat pillar.The hull of the boat sank faster and faster, and the water was fierce. It soon covered the child's shoulders, and in a short while, it covered the child's forehead.The boatman threw down the brat and swam quickly to the boat behind, clung to the wood and patted his chest, panting heavily: "Oh, you scared me to death!"

"Help... woo... help!" The child's cries for help were choked by the water intermittently.

The maidservant panicked and kicked the boatman into the water: "Go away, save the child!"

"I'm coming!" Ding Lu shouted angrily, took off his clothes boldly, plunged into the water with a fancy somersault, and swam towards the child.

An Yi on the shore spat out a mouthful of zongzi: "Damn, what a coquettish move."

With two swishes, Ding Lu sent the brat straight to the shore.

An Yi came out of the awning in response to the occasion, and waved the embroidered handkerchief pretentiously: "Damn you are back!" The next second, he was surprised, "Oh, whose child is so pitiful, quickly carry it inside and change it. clothes."

The maid hurried over, pushed Ding Lu to snatch the child back and put her arms around her, thanking heaven with her palms together.Ding Lu sullenly rolled his eyes at An Yi.

An Yi flicked the embroidered handkerchief, and screamed like he had never seen the world before: "Ah! You are not from the Central Plains? You are so handsome, come to see the dragon boat?"

The maid was indifferent, took out the silver tael from her bosom and threw it to Ding Lu as a thank you, then turned around and left indifferently.

Ding Lu made a mouth shape: Fuck!

An Yi twisted Ding Lu and winked: What are you doing in a daze, go and stop him!

Ding Lu replied with a wink: They are very alert and difficult to deal with.

Seeing that the three bear children were gradually walking away, An Yi succumbed, picked up the cockroach on the ground, rushed up and slapped the child to death, and twisted the tentacles: "You still want to run? If you run away, who will feed the princess?" Then teased The teasing cockroach was chased by the shit-spattered dog, and said pettishly, "Little rascal."

Ding Lu watched from behind, feeling sick and wanting to vomit.

The three aliens were ashamed and stood there dumbly. "You... your princess loves to eat worms?"

An Yi nodded frequently: "Yeah, they can keep your face beautiful and stay young forever." After finishing speaking, he carefully put the cockroaches into his arms, and added, "It's better to eat dragons on the spot, and the princess eats one less every day. They will all lose their temper."

Maid: "Are you the princess's side?"

An Yi: "I'm the princess's imperial physician, the private one."

"That's right, we are best at women's diseases!" Ding Lu waved his folding fan, and came slowly, with a straight voice, "Dedicated to the lack of women." Then he twisted the ants passing by on the ground and put them into his cuffs, and asked An Yi "How many more?"

An Yi tacitly said: "There are still 81 cockroaches, 49 earth dragons, and 36 white-headed ants. We must hurry up and collect them, and make them into pills before the princess gets married." .

Ding Lu: "Hey, the princess's menstruation has been taken care of? Does this prescription work?"

He looked up to the sky and sighed: "I can't say for sure. But what a shame, there is no news at all for seven years!"

Ding Lu almost burst out laughing, and restrained himself: "It's really strange, menstruation came early at the age of eight, and it lasted for seven years."

"What are you afraid of? The Taishi said it was auspicious. No, the Xiongnu asked for peace, and both countries are happy!"

"Yes, yes, good sign!"

The bear kid doesn't know much about the world, his head drooped and his nose stuck.When the maid heard this, she was startled and terrified. She put on a warm smile, and followed up and asked, "Two brothers, wait a minute. If the princess doesn't come on a monthly basis, isn't it possible that there is no possibility of having a child?"

An Yi and Ding Lu shut their mouths immediately, and silently quickened their pace.

The author has something to say:

At this time, An Yi thought that Qianqian, who was shy and ejaculated, was Bai Shuiqin