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In Yihong Courtyard, flowers and wine are fragrant, jade bodies and wine vessels are displayed together, and ink and fine wine are swayed together.On the table in front of the bed is a two-foot-by-ten-foot-long canvas, on which beautiful women are like clouds and have not yet been modified.

An Yi wiped some smoky essence on her temples, rubbed her eye sockets, hugged a beauty girl and began to apply makeup with great interest.

"Your lips are so delicate." An Yi's rouge-stained fingertips tapped the woman's lips, pleasing to the eye.

Meiji looked in the mirror, smiling like a flower: "Master, you do a good job of makeup. I've never tried such a dress before. It's really pretty. Where did you learn it?"

"You can teach yourself without a teacher." An Yi raised Meiji's chin and admired it with satisfaction, "I call this makeup kapok look, it suits your face shape and skin tone. Hey, it's almost..." After finishing speaking, she pointed her little finger gently Slippery, the gold powder just falls on the heart of the lips, making the woman look more graceful and charming.

Meiji put her arms on An Yi's shoulders, and she seemed to be expecting: "Will you come to paint our makeup every day from now on?"

He smiled and said, "I think so too, but it's rare for a thousand gold to favor a beauty."

The woman was a little lost, and the bird nestled in An Yi's arms like a human being: "It's easy to find a priceless treasure, but it's rare to have a lover. If the son is interested, I am willing to go with the son."

"Silly girl, I'm a prodigal son. I've been up and down, and you want to live with me?" An Yi ran along the woman's hair, and looked out the window, "How many good men can't be liked on the street? Scholars rushing for exams in the city, businessmen who come and go..."

Before the words were finished, the woman's sweet kiss fell on his lips: "Young master understands women. He knows what makeup women look good on and what clothes they wear. A girl who can marry a young master must be very happy. Blessings." Straightened up, with An Yi's side face on his chest, he hugged An Yi in his arms, "My family has love, but my son has no intentions, so I have to look forward to the next life. My son remembers my heartbeat, if we meet each other in the next life, don't give up again I'm slave."

The chest was warm and crisp, and An Yi rubbed against her involuntarily: "Okay, I will marry you (qianqian) in the next life (hai)."

"Is that enough? There are still a bunch of people queuing up!" A fat woman next to her couldn't stand it any longer, she picked up Meiji and threw her aside, "Master, it's my turn, it's my turn!"

A hundred or so women are waiting, overwhelming!

An Yi hurriedly asked Mei Ji who was thrown away: "Go to my painting, just kiss your little portrait, kiss casually, just put on the rouge, don't be too deliberate!"

"Okay." Meggie kissed the canvas lightly, and red fat and gold powder were printed on her half-naked portrait.

The fat woman walked up to An Yi, and said impatiently: "My lord, look at me, how can I draw to look good."

An Yi looked up and down, from eyebrows to toes, a little regretful: "Small chest, turn around."

The woman pouted sullenly, turned around, and said displeasedly: "Others are fat and have breasts, what crime did I do!"

An Yi's eyes lit up: "But you have a nice butt!" excitedly picked up the paintbrush, "Take off your clothes and show your back."

The woman was stunned: "They said I have big buttocks, why is it okay?"

An Yi couldn't take his eyes off, and there were hundreds of pictures in his mind: "What do you know? It is difficult for a woman to admit that a woman is good-looking except for her own mother. Take off her underwear, put on a tulle, and put it on her buttocks, Open the windows to let in the daylight, and lie on your side in the chaise longue. I want your back."

The woman obediently lay down on the imperial concubine chair, her blue hair hanging down, and the sun shining through, it really looked like a picture scroll.

Three days later, you're done.

An Yi wiped away the gum from the corners of his eyes, stretched himself out, threw the paintbrush away, and lay his pillow on the woman's chest, snoring soundly.Gentleness is the country, he has not closed his eyes for several days and nights.

The beauties closed the quilt for An Yi, carefully gathered around to watch the painting, their hearts were pounding, they whispered praises endlessly, and were afraid of waking him up.

"Come out, son of a bitch!" Suddenly there was a vicious knock on the door in the corridor.

The old bustard hastily tried to persuade him: "Lord Chen calm down, calm down, I will teach someone to call him out, give me the stick, if you have something to say, don't be rough! Xiaohong, go and call Mr. An!"

Chen Fu rolled up his sleeves and blushed angrily: "Don't shout, I've personally peeled off his skin!"

The beauties felt bad, and quickly put away the paintings and hid them in the cabinet, absolutely not letting Chen Fu see them.

As soon as the painting was hidden, the door blew open.When Chen Fu saw a group of disheveled women and his godson who was sleeping soundly on the bed, he was furious, and went up and shouted: "Sinister! You're getting more and more arrogant, right?"

"Ah!" An Yi woke up with a howl, and seeing Chen Fu's complexion immediately turned pale, he jumped out of bed and ran out, mistakenly took a woman's clothes and put them on without shoes.

On the crowded street, two chasing figures whizzed by, a red-faced old man with black and white hair cursing, and a "Pianpianzi" in colorful neon clothes fleeing from place to place.

"I don't read books, I don't go to school, and I still dare to run in a crazy brothel. Stop! I promise not to break your legs!"

It is lucky not to be mashed into meat!An Yi was out of breath: "Father, please stop chasing and shouting, everyone in the city will know about it! You don't have to blame your father, you still have to be ashamed."

Ever since the first emperor pointed An Yi to him, his face had never been on his head.The son of the other family won the gold medal, won the toad palace, and even if he is not outstanding, he is filial, sensible, diligent and honest. He doesn't ask An Yi to be outstanding, but he is normal anyway!His head is full of Yingying and Yanyan, he doesn't learn what is good, he only learns to be unconventional and mischievous, all civil and military officials don't know this rascal son of his family, he always makes jokes about him, and he hasn't raised his head for more than ten years.

Chen Fu hit it with a stick: "Are you still ashamed?! I don't think you should be ashamed. I want everyone in the city to know that your Majesty has ordered that you will be punished with castration!"

Pedestrians discussed it like watching a play.

An Yi ran wildly with his head covered, dissatisfied at the same time: "Your Majesty, what are you doing! In the past, the fierce dragon and Yang were so fierce, I followed his wishes and admired a lot of women, why did I get in the way of him!"

Chen Fu: "One? Return one! You didn't even let go of the women in the chastity archway!"

Try to explain: "I just stopped by to help carry water!"

"Fuck off! Before His Majesty loses his temper, hurry up and plead guilty, otherwise you will be waiting to be a eunuch with me!"

The next day, because of the arrival of someone, Xuanshi Hall was filled with the smell of makeup and powder in Firework Lane.

An Yi knelt in front of Yu Yang with a bruised face and a swollen face, her forehead was pressed against the ground, and she carried a basket of firewood on her back.Before he came, he had argued with Chen Fu that it was unnecessary, that if he didn't go to school, his father would take care of it; when he went to the garden, his foster father would take care of it, so how could it be Yu Yang's job?

Annoyed that he doesn't care about state affairs?That would be even more absurd. There are plenty of people who don't care. Could it be that putting on a thoughtful, bitter and bitter face in the Imperial Academy is called caring about the world?He silently spat at the ground and rolled his eyes mischievously.

Yu Yang cast a cold glance at An Yi, and continued to discuss the marriage with the minister without paying attention.An Yi knelt in that position for a whole day.

Under An Yi's quiet skin, his heart was already roaring like thunder, and he was gnashing his teeth: What a dog, Yu Yang, you wait for me.

It rained a little in the evening, but it was a normal day.Until dinner time, the little eunuch came to report in despair: "Your Majesty is not well, the princess climbed onto the roof and wants to commit suicide!"

"What!" Yu Yang was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly got up and rushed over.

An Yi's legs were already numb, and he lost consciousness, but he ran faster than Yu Yang, overtook Yu Yang three or two times, rushed to the bottom of the attic, didn't stop and bumped into the corner of the wall, and Yu Yuan, who was not standing still, was almost shocked by the shock. fell from the attic.

The Empress Dowager came afterward and cried out of fright. She collapsed and supported the tree trunk beside her, angrily and urgently: "My son, come down, Mother has a way to protect you from going to the Huns, and you must not commit suicide!"

"Mother, you have no choice." Yu Yuan's tears had dried up, and he sat on the edge of the eaves with the merciless cool wind, supporting the pottery sculpture animal on the roof, disheartened: "I won't go to marry, and I won't let Da Zhou Embarrassing. I am dead, and I will send my body to the Huns. They will not accept a dead person, so I don’t have to go, and it doesn’t count as us rejecting them.”

The queen mother cried more and more desperately, and knelt down on her knees: "Are you willing to leave as mother? Mother begs you to come down, come down, my son..."

Even though the Empress Dowager was heartbroken, Yu Yuan's eyes were not moved at all, that was clearly a dead face, a person whose soul was completely dead, and she was just going to take away the living body next.

Yu Yang hurriedly ordered the guards to set up defenses quietly, and Yu Yuan had expected it: "Brother, you can save me now, can you save me tomorrow? If you can save me tomorrow, I don't have to die today. Brother, I don't blame you , let me take another good look at you and mother, let me rest assured."

The ministers urged each other urgently, Yu Yuan was as deaf as he looked at the queen mother and Yu Yang quietly, a relieved smile suddenly appeared on his dead face, he closed his eyes without regret, and let go of the beast.

Seeing this, the queen mother's pupils widened, unable to catch her breath, she rolled her eyes and fainted.Yu Yang instinctively ran over to catch Yu Yuan.

"Yutou Tang, come down." An indifferent order.

Everyone panicked and looked at the sound, fearing that the princess would be so angry that she would die immediately.

The No. [-] taboo of the Great Zhou—it doesn’t matter if you call Yu Yuan “Yutou Soup” or Yu Yang “Yu Zijiang”.Toutang and Zijiang are the words given to the two children by the first emperor respectively. They are full of paternal love and humanistic care, implying that the people have enough food and clothing and have more than enough (fish) every year.And Yu Yuan was so annoyed by this title that even a normal woman would be annoyed.

"Why do girls think so absolutely about everything? I'm afraid you won't succeed if Shanyu sleeps?" An Yi held a piece of grass in his mouth, shaking his feet and said arrogantly, "Then save yourself, the grassland is not without beauty Woman, old Shan Yu has not been tempted to take a concubine for eight years, and he is still interested in you, a yellow-haired girl? Or do you think you have the ability to rejuvenate your youth and "rejuvenate your youth"? Shan Yu is not trying to sleep with you, so why are you making trouble? Just being a hostage, the princess of my Great Zhou once single-handedly attacked the enemy bandits for the stability of the country, gnawed on the bark and lay down on the snow-capped mountains, what kind of hardships have I never suffered, today the Huns just made a small request to you to stay in the grassland You can keep the peace and stability of the two countries for a long time, why can’t you bear it? Can the barbecue milk wine in the grassland taste worse than the bark?”

Yu Yuan hated An Yi for teaching himself in such a tone, and opened his eyes: "But after Shan Yu's death, I still have to marry the new Shan Yu."

"You mean, you can't beat Huyu, who is five years younger than you?" Pretending to be surprised, he taunted, "Your one-shot kills you, throws whales, subdues dragons and subdues tigers, is invincible, dominates the wind and clouds, swallows rainbows with energy, and covers the sky." How many people's brains have been smashed by the meteor hammer in the sun. If you protect Yu Beng on the bed, my army of the Great Zhou Dynasty will take the opportunity to annex the Huns in one fell swoop. I respect you as a man. Although you will die if you assassinate the enemy leader , but the meritorious service of protecting the country and the immortality are better than your suicide now. Sima Qian once said that death is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. Shun death to help Da Zhou? You just jump down like this, overqualified. You have also been a soldier. You know how much money and material resources it takes for Da Zhou to raise a top-notch spy and break into the Huns. With you, you can be someone else's Queen, why not directly contact the power center of the Huns?"

Yu Yuan hugged the beast subconsciously, his eyes regained the light, with doubts and a hint of anger: "As long as they don't touch me, they can stay still, but..."

An Yi could hear the imperceptible "princess disease" in Yu Yuan's tone, knowing that Yu Yuan had passed the hurdle, she shook her head and smiled: "Do you know what kind of woman a man likes? Do you have breasts, buttocks? It's nothing more than If you have a better face, no one would risk their lives to touch you. Pull up the curtains and turn off the lights, you are not even as good as a cook."

Everyone's old faces turned hot, they blinked their eyes in general, and avoided them secretly, pretending that they didn't hear or didn't understand.Only Yu Yang looked at An Yi's back motionlessly.

Yu Yuan sniffed: "Don't lie to me."

An Yi rolled up his sleeves and showed his arms: "If you don't believe me, come down and touch it, it definitely feels better than yours."

Yu Yuan's copper head and iron arm, tempered in the military camp, are much stronger than An Yi's swaying hands.

Yu Yuan became angry: "Okay, you go with me to the Xiongnu. If Shan Yu comes, I will let you serve him."

After hearing this, everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

An Yi opened her arms, as if she wanted to catch Yu Yuan: "Success. Come down then, let's have a long-term plan."

"You want to catch me? You will be crushed to death." Yu Yuan turned to the guards, "Someone help me down."

Yu Yang's heart trembled, the situation was just like back then - he was at a high place and at ease at the bottom.He suddenly had an unrealistic but possible guess—Yu Yuan would fall in love with An Yi, just like...

With a "bang", the ground shook, Yu Yuan didn't fall, but An Yi fell to the ground.The legs that had been kneeling for a whole day finally couldn't hold on anymore.