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The maid hurriedly said kindly: "Perhaps our clan has a folk remedy to treat the princess' illness!"

Ding An glanced at each other, raised an imperceptible sinister smile, turned his head and said to the maidservant: "Talk on the boat."

A group of people boarded the thief boat and changed the bear boy into clean clothes.The child stared straight at Ding An, with a serious, rigid and cute expression.An Yi teased his hair provocatively, the bear glared angrily, opened his mouth to bite, An Yi quickly withdrew his hand, and a bunch of candied haws fell into the child's mouth.

An Yi laughed and said: "It's amazing, I don't know how fierce it is when I grow up."

The bear boy spat out the candied haws and wanted to hit someone in a panic.An Yi grabbed the child by the throat and pinned it to the pillar, the child with short hands and short legs couldn't hit him in a daze.The entourage stepped forward to open An Yi's restless hand, and An Yi suffered from pain before calming down.The bear boy picked up the candied haws, stabbed them in An Yi's mouth one after another, and laughed out loud.

"Cut, do you like it or not!" Tsk-tsk and eat loudly, making the brat, who mistakenly thought it was poisonous, greedy.

Turn to the topic.

Ding Lu: "The princess is going to marry the Xiongnu in a few days. If she can't bear children, how can she stand on her feet? The queen mother knows the power of it, and has been pressing for several months. She wants us to find the prescription quickly, or we will be cut off." official!"

The maidservant nodded understandingly, and asked with deep meaning: "What symptoms does the princess have? Like... deficiency or something?"

An Yi frowned deeply, and smashed the embroidered handkerchief on the maidservant's chest in disgust: "What's not enough, it's more than enough. The princess joined the army, her body is very strong, her menstruation is likely to be due to staying in the military camp for a long time, and she is exposed to the sun's energy day and night." Nurture, over time, lack of yin energy, becoming less and less feminine. That leg hair, tsk tsk, is so thick!"

Ding Lu pretended to look at the few people for a long time, and asked in doubt: "Your clan really has a cure for this disease?"

The maidservant was very experienced in the world, and asked: "If you explain it in detail, I can also judge what kind of illness the princess has."

An Yi emphasized again: "The princess is alive and well, except for her menstruation, she is free from all diseases, let alone live to be ten years old."

Ding Lu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he patted An Yi and said happily: "Hey, it's better for the princess to marry and leave the illness to the Huns. The princess can't give birth to a prince, and they can't explain it to Da Zhou. Are you right?"

"Wonderful!" An Yi's mental calculation ability suddenly soared, "I have spent a lot of real money in the past few years, and it's just enough to have curative effects, but there is no effect at all. I think this expenditure is enough for Da Zhou's annual income. , enough for the common people to eat for ten years."

Ding Lu was incredulous, and threatened jokingly: "Do you know how much the imperial court earns in a year? You peeked at the records of the Ministry of Household Affairs? Be careful that they catch you and cut off your head!"

An Yi panicked, and quickly explained: "I guessed it! But there is a basis. According to historical records, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Empress Chen Ajiao spent 9000 million taels to treat her infertility, which was equivalent to one-fiftieth of the annual expenditure of the empire at that time. Wealth collection. Because a woman, one out of every fifty people has to pay wrongly. If you are the emperor, can you bear it? To put it bluntly, the princess has not lived for a few years, and the court will lose money if it tightens its pants , but with the strong method of the princess, it will last forever, so I have to marry out quickly."

Ding Lu: "Let me tell you, the princess refused to marry, and the imperial court insisted on forcing her to leave. I think it's even more scary to record the expenses of the Ministry of Household Affairs. This burden will be relieved sooner. If the Xiongnu can cure her disease, it will be a good thing." One."

The three of them listened with black faces.Xiongzi is the prince of the grassland. He came to watch the dragon boat race at Yuyang's suggestion, but he didn't know that he was tricked by some villains.

The two analyzed by themselves, never tired of it: "No, no. What if the Shanyu doesn't want to have a child with the princess at all? They have a prince, and the old Shanyu loves him even more. Once the princess gives birth to an heir, the prince will not be able to cut him off now." ?”

"No! Why should the princess cut down the crown prince after giving birth to a child?"

The two suddenly argued.

"Hehe. As soon as the princess marries, they find that the queen will have to be cut off. Is it possible that my Princess Da Zhou married and became a concubine? If I want to marry a concubine and go to Fanbang Xiaoguo, can I still be bullied by my great dynasty? The princess understands the general situation, and she will not seek the position of crown prince if she gives birth to an heir, but can the queen mother bear it?"

"Hey! If the princess can't give birth, the matter will be over, and there will be no dispute for the crown prince."

"You know what! If you have no heirs, you will have no strength, and you will be suppressed by other concubines." Ding Lu tapped on the table and pointed Jiangshan, "First of all, the princess's illness must be cured, and if it cannot be cured, another method must be found. For example, put Hu Yu under the name of adoptive, and expel Hu Yu's own mother, so that the princess can have a backing. No matter whether the old Shanyu likes it or not, once the princess marries, she will be the Yan family. The princess wants to live a good life Well, Da Zhou still has to discuss it with them."

An Yi clasped his nostrils, looked stupid, and asked curiously: "The old Shanyu is so old, can he still have children? If the princess can't have a baby, she has to marry the new Shanyu."

"Xin Shanyu is good, at least he is young."

"But Princess Dahu is five years old!"

"Wu Zetian is also older than Gaozong. According to the princess's manly temper, I will suffer from taking care of her!" Ding Lu suddenly thought of something, and said pleasantly, "Coincidentally, Wu Zetian is also Gaozong's young lady."

This example is inexplicably meaningful, and it is well known that Princess Da Zhou is tough, and the foreigners shudder.

The bear shivered, and moved into the maid's arms in fear.The maidservant listened quietly, her face becoming more and more gloomy.

An Yi spat at Ding Lu, "Don't worry about it, Wu Zetian has children."

"Haha, women without heirs are just as powerful! Xi Shi, Zhao Feiyan, Wan Zhen'er..." Said that they were dressed as resentful women in the palace, and imitated the example, "Hmph, you can't even think about having a prince without a prince in this palace, strangle to death You strangle you strangle you..."

An Yi: "Stop, does Xi Shi have no heirs?"

"Whether there is or not, they are amazing!"

"What's so great about her?"

"As soon as she marries King Wu, the state of Wu will be gone."

"Wow, that's really impressive."

"No matter what, they have to give. The princess is sterile, they pay for it, and the princess has a child, they pay for the power."

While speaking, the small bamboo basket on the side shook.An Yi only remembered now, twisted a spider and threw it into the basket, and said angrily: "The bugs that the emperor brought back to me from northern Xinjiang that year are disgusting." Restraining his churning stomach, he tilted the basket to the brat look.

"Look, is it disgusting? I wanted to throw it away a long time ago. It ate more than rats. I'm so poor."

Ding Lu: "Throw it away as soon as possible."

"Do you dare to throw what the emperor gave you?"

Ding Lu: "Starve it to death!"

"I'm hungry and thin, and the emperor wants to ask me!"

Ding Lu: "I think the emperor wanted to kill you a long time ago. He gave you worms to eat and use you. If you don't take good care of you, he still has an excuse to punish you."

"Hmph. Princess Qia Ruo..." There are two words behind An Yi that I didn't pronounce, leaving the three of them to savor them carefully.

The three of them were stunned for a while.The bear boy hugged the maidservant: "Grandma, I want to go home, I want to go home!"

"Okay, let's go."

An Yi stopped the maidservant: "Girl, don't go, the prescription hasn't been given to me yet!"

The maidservant punched her and hurried away with the brat.

People from the Central Plains are too scary.

The three walked away, An Yi frowned deeply, and said anxiously: "What are the chances of winning?"

Ding Lu pointed out four fingers: "If the maid is strong enough, then [-]% will be given. You can fight for the other [-]% tomorrow."

An Yi was puzzled: "How much right does the maid have to speak?"

Ding Lu said to himself: "This woman is alert and smart, she pays attention to everything, and protects her in every possible way. She should be a loyal minister around the Yan family. This kind of person protects the master, and the protector is prone to xenophobia, resisting all people and things that are not good for the master. .”

Even so, An Yi did not dare to breathe a sigh of relief.The crate would be shaking ignorantly, waiting for food.An Yi raised his foot and kicked the bamboo basket into the lake. Since raising Qianlu, his belt has become wider and he has become haggard, and he can't bear it anymore.

Ding Lu was surprised: "You really dare to kill the pet that Yu Yang gave you?"

Gritting his teeth: "Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"

In the early morning, the princess hall is brightly lit.There are not many lamps used in the palace. The reason why a hundred lamps have the effect of thousands of lamps is because hundreds of walking blades reflect the fire light everywhere.

An Yi rushed to the front of Yu Yuan Hall with big and small parcels on his back, and under the watchful eyes of a group of maidservants with knives, he timidly knocked on the door of the hall.It is said that a place with many women is a gentle town, but Yu Yuan's bedroom is simply a slaughterhouse.

An Yi swallowed: "Is the princess awake?"

"Get in!"

"Oh." An Yi obediently got down and rolled in circles.

Seeing this, Yu Yuan's originally bitter and bitter face burst into a chuckle, but soon the smile disappeared and he turned his head away.On the red sandalwood frame behind her, there is a gorgeous and brand-new wedding dress. The skirt is more than five feet long, embroidered with a majestic and charming neon phoenix, the red gold phoenix crown is coldly placed on the glass table, and the ruby ​​is inlaid into the phoenix eyes. And power.

A dozen or so maids stood motionless at the foot of the steps, seemingly forbidden even to breathe.

An Yi looked around the new clothes, was dumbfounded, and sighed: "How much gold did it cost? This embroiderer, this style..."

Yu Yuan said with a cold face: "You'd better stop making sarcastic remarks."

An Yi pretended not to hear about it, and turned to admire those gorgeous jewelry, swallowing greedily: "Princess?"

"Let the fart go."

An Yi picked up the heavy red diamond ring: "I'll help you not go to the Huns, after that, can you give me this ring?"

Yu Yuan dismissed it: "If you can keep me from going to the Huns, let alone a small ring, this wedding dress is yours."

"Agreed?"

"No joke!"

An Yi took the rouge powder and sat down in front of Yu Yuan: "Here, close your eyes, and I'll put the makeup on for you."

Yu Yuan was surprised: "You know how to put on makeup?"

"That's natural." The romantic life is not wasted.

Yu Yuan closed his eyes, the soft grease slid down his face, and he felt a little comfortable.It was the first time she used her daughter's powder. She didn't know what the powder looked like, but she smelled the sweet smell, so she guessed it was pink.Suddenly curious: "How many girls have you put on makeup?"

Carefully painted the makeup on his hands, and gave a perfunctory verbal answer: "I can't count, you are not the first and you will not be the last."

"Hook three and four, attract bees and attract butterflies. No wonder the emperor doesn't like you."

"Your Majesty doesn't like me, it has nothing to do with me attracting bees and butterflies." Yu Yuan is indeed a stunner in the world, with black eyebrows without painting, red lips without decoration, so beautiful that he didn't know how to start, so he focused on drawing a pretty peony Huatian falls between the eyebrows.

Appreciating obsessively, he was almost fascinated, and couldn't help but make an unfeeling request: "Princess..."

"how?"

"Suddenly, I have another small request."

"You really have a lot of tricks, tell me quickly."

"Can you stop wielding knives and guns in the future? It would be great for girls to read more books and learn how to dress up. Why do you have to compete with men for jobs?"

Every time she hears other people's advice to "return to nature" and "follow the good", she is inexplicably disgusted, saying: "If I have more brothers, I don't have to bother. In those years, the emperor's brother was stationed in northern Xinjiang, and the mother worked hard to control the government. I will not do it for you." Who will guard the gate of the country, based on those rookies in your Imperial Academy who can only study hard?"

"Then who is covering you now?" said dutifully like a brother, "There are men in the world to support you."

Yu Yuan's eyebrows trembled unconsciously.

"what happened?"

Yu Yuan shook his head: "It's nothing, I suddenly found that you speak so softly."

Xiaoxiao: "Is it too late for you to discover this? It's done."

Yu Yuan opened his eyes, and the maid presented the mirror.

"'There are beauties in the north, peerless and independent. Once you look at the city, then you look at the country'. Princess, isn't it you who are talking about?"

The woman in Yu Yuan's fixed mirror is like a peony hidden under the moon, it is the first time someone has discovered it, and it is also the first time she has seen such a beautiful self.She often heard people say that the most beautiful time for a woman is when she is married...

A hint of sadness suddenly came to my heart, and I couldn't control my face and cried: "My surname is An, has your mouth eaten shit? It smells so bad!"

The maid was right, what An Yi is most capable of is flattery.She was so fierce that day that every word pierced her heart, so what is going on now! …

An Yi was immersed in the graceful picture scroll, unable to prevent being pulled back to reality by Yu Yuan's scolding, she suddenly wanted to stuff the sock into her mouth.He admitted that as long as Yu Yuan didn't speak, he was still a veritable fairy.

"Just tell the truth." I really wanted to give Yu Yuan a punch, but I couldn't bear to pity her, and gently wiped her tears, "Stop it, don't cry your makeup."

Yu Yuan twisted An Yi's arm fiercely, and said fiercely: "Who told you to draw so well? If Shan Yu is tempted, don't I have to marry him!"

"Trust me once. If Shan Yu wants to marry you, I will marry you for you."

"You..." Yu Yuan couldn't laugh or cry, "Can you be more serious at this time!"

"I'm serious." After finishing speaking, he carefully took out a peony-like chiffon corolla from the package, discarded the phoenix crown and put it on Yu Yuan's head.Although chiffon is not as gorgeous as real gold, but in terms of beauty, gold is three points inferior.

There are 99 petals, and the red color spreads out in sequence from deep to light. The meridians are outlined by filaments, floating with the wind, lifelike.

Yu Yuan was disgusted: "Where did you get the cheap stuff?"

"Cheap?" An Yi stretched out her ten fingers aggrievedly, "I have been embroidering with the girl from Xiufang for two whole months!"

Yu Yuan snorted coldly: "I'm afraid it's just the girl's credit. Aren't you so busy that you don't have time to study!"

"You're unreasonable." An Yi didn't have the strength to argue with Yu Yuan, Jian Jian didn't make any more excuses, and yawned wearily.

Yu Yuan: "Aren't you tired from visiting the garden these days?"

An Yi couldn't open her eyelids any longer, and nodded in a daze, "Ask the maid to give you a rest, I'll lie down for a while, and wake me up when the morning begins." He walked to a corner, curled up, and immediately fell asleep.

Yu Yuan looked at the notorious delinquent boy in the corner, and an indescribable but elated feeling arose spontaneously in her heart.She never expected that one day, she would be protected by a helpless rogue. "Come here, put a mattress on him."

"Uh...yes."

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A certain whore is so poor that she makes a love ring plan for Qianqian.