i have a chromosome want to meet you

Zhu Zhao pursed his lips: "You really want to know?"

Chu Xiuyuan seemed to have made up his mind: "Otherwise, I'll ask someone else."

Zhu Zhao sighed and scratched his head. Instead of asking Chu Xiuyuan to ask those messy people, he might as well recruit: "It's... the object of sexual fantasy."

Inexplicable: "Sexual fantasy object?"

"Yes, the most intuitive. Simple and rude. Who is your current sexual fantasy object?"

Chu Xiuyuan blurted out without hesitation: "Kim Kardashian." Shouldn't all men pursue G breasts, peach buttocks?

Zhu Zhao hurriedly patted Chu Xiuyuan: "Congratulations, you are straight."

"Ah?" Chu Xiuyuan was still a little uncomfortable for a while. I struggled with the problem all night. Can a Kim Kardashian handle it? "You are too casual..." Do you want to be so rash?

"Then what else do you want?" Zhu Zhao groaned, "Is it possible that the object of homosexual fantasies is a woman? There's nothing wrong with it!"

"It's not... a Kim Kardashian, I won't bend?" Don't fool me.

Zhu Zhao pinched Chu Xiuyuan hard, do you want yourself to bend or not?You are straight, okay? !You wouldn't be happy if I didn't say you were crooked, would you?

"Aren't you happy when I say you're straight?"

Chu Xiuyuan was stunned for two seconds.

Zhu Zhao said angrily, "I just looked at a male star's sexy photo and thought hard of myself. Are you capable of giving me a hard look at a male star?"

Chu Xiuyuan took it seriously: "Male star?"

"Yes, male star." After speaking, he made a gesture to make Chu Xiuyuan close his eyes, "Imagine that you are very horny now, and a male star appears in front of your eyes..."

Chu Xiuyuan arched his eyebrows, and his eyelashes trembled slightly on his closed eyes.

Zhu Zhao: "Then the male star slowly took off his shirt..."

"Wait..." Chu Xiuyuan suddenly reached out his hand to stop Zhu Zhao, "Should I go to the toilet to fantasize, there are too many people in the classroom and there is no atmosphere."

Do you want a fart atmosphere? !The key for you now is to keep yourself from being hard, right?

Zhu Zhao is crazy, the atmosphere is there, the atmosphere is not, the anger is big, the baby is about to be mad at you!

"And if the flag is raised in the classroom, wouldn't I be embarrassed."

Zhu Zhao: "..." You have the ability to get promoted!

It took Zhu Zhao a while to exhale foul breath: "It's just to let you find the feeling, not to make you really hard." Besides, if the atmosphere is too good and you are really hard, you don't just run with Song Yu in the next second up?

"Then continue." Chu Xiuyuan closed his eyes again.

"Think about the male star slowly taking off his shirt, exposing his abdomen, chest, and collarbone, and then the male star put his hand on the belt and is undoing the belt, and he is very close to you, and he slowly puts on the belt. Take off the trousers, only the shorts..."

Chu Xiuyuan arched his eyebrows higher than before, and his mouth was also tightened.

Because the content of the conversation was relatively hot, Zhu Zhao and Chu Xiuyuan kept their heads close together and spoke softly to prevent others from eavesdropping, and Zhu Zhao could also use this to observe Chu Xiuyuan's reaction.

Seeing Chu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows with a little disgust, Zhu Zhao felt relieved. From this point of view, even if he was confused for a while, he could still be corrected.

Zhu Zhao believes that when straight men observe the same organs very intuitively, they will have a resistance at the first moment, and when straight men face more direct and rough sensory stimulation, they will be frightened and instinctively feel a strong threat Feelings lead to feelings of disgust.

Disgusting and perverted, this is what a straight man described Zhu Zhao once when he went to the toilet and took out tools in front of a straight man.

Therefore, as long as Chu Xiuyuan is stimulated enough to make him instinctively dislike the behavior of the same sex, he will be able to recognize that he is actually a straight man.

Of course, if Chu Xiuyuan didn't feel any discomfort, then Zhu Zhao could only admit it.

This was a double-edged sword, either Chu Xiuyuan was so frightened that he no longer doubted his sexuality, or Chu Xiuyuan never came back and stepped into their circle completely.

Zhu Zhao observed every detail on Chu Xiuyuan's face at close range, and said softly, "Then, he started to tear your panties, and took out..."

"Snapped!"

Just as he finished speaking, there was a crisp and loud slapping sound, and Zhu Zhao suddenly touched his left cheek, stunned.

Chu Xiuyuan opened his eyes, looked at Zhu Zhao who was covering his face in embarrassment, and then looked at his right hand: "That... conditioned reflex..."

Baby Pig was instantly aggrieved, almost tears in his eyes, looking at Chu Xiuyuan full of sobs and accusations.I thought you would have a reaction, but should your reaction be so big? !

Don't slap your face if you slap your butt, okay?Slapping my delicate face, how can I be worthy of the Estee Nandai I bought?

What am I helping you with?I wish you would be a straight man all your life, get married and have children for the rest of your life, lest I regret not daring to do anything to you, and you actually slap me.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhao felt even more aggrieved: "Who on earth did you think would have such a big reaction!"

Chu Xiuyuan's expression was instantly indescribable, and he paused for two seconds before opening his mouth and saying, "It's raining and dew."

Zhu Zhao's black question mark face: "???"

Speechless: "Women's version..."

"yes……"

Zhu Zhao covered his face as if he saw a fool: "I want you to think of a male star, a sexy male star, a masculine male star, not to make you think of women's clothing, not to make you think of me. Your Majesty, just spoil me and spoil me."

But Zhu Zhao's gay image is deeply rooted in Chu Xiuyuan's heart. Since Zhu Zhao's awakening, he has always had the style of "dote on me, dote on me". Whenever homosexuality is mentioned, the first thing that pops up in his mind is Zhu Zhao Feminine orchid fingers.

"Then which star should I think of?"

Zhu Zhao waved his hand: "Don't think about it, no matter what you think, it's probably the same. You're a straight man, why do you think you might be a gay moth? Which homosexual fantasies would be the kind of woman whose image is similar to women's clothing Mouth, it's better to go to a woman."

Chu Xiuyuan was puzzled: "Then who do you usually miss?" It's a bit different from his cognition.Isn't it common for Zhu Zhao to be like this?

"Those very sexy football stars, Mr. X, Mr. X, Emperor X and so on."

"Is that so?" Chu Xiuyuan closed his eyes and fantasized again. It is indeed very sexy, but... the first time he thought of those muscle lines, Chu Xiuyuan felt a very strange taste in his heart, and suddenly replaced G milk peach hips He was not used to having a male body, "it's kind of weird." It was as weird as when he saw Song Yu wearing swimming trunks.

"So you are definitely not bent. Even if the most beautiful male body in the world is placed in front of you, at most you just admire it, and you have no impulse."

The most beautiful body in the world?

Chu Xiuyuan closed his eyes and fantasized again. His muscles were distinct, his lines were smooth, full of strength and bodybuilding, tense and full.With a perfect body, tens of thousands of men and women bow down under his open thighs, but as Zhu Zhao said: "It's perfect, but it's really only admiration."

Zhu Zhao became curious. A man's body was fatally attractive to him. How could he let go of the perfect body in Chu Xiuyuan's heart: "Who did you think of?"

Chu Xiuyuan glanced at Zhu Zhao: "I don't think it's suitable for you."

"why?"

"Because he's a little small there." Obviously, Zhu Zhao couldn't be satisfied.

Zhu Zhao hurriedly said, "It's okay, I'm 0.5."

"Huh?" Chu Xiuyuan was surprised, this bitch is still 0.5?

Zhu Zhao said urgently, "Say it quickly."

Chu Xiuyuan glanced at him again: "Michelangelo's David."

"WHAT?"

Chu Xiuyuan nodded: "Well, the most beautiful body in the Middle Ages is that it's a little small there." It's perfect, but it's really just a little small there.

Zhu Zhao: "..." Are you playing with the baby?What else can you do besides admiring a 6-meter-high statue?Have a shot?You can be impulsive and fetish.

Zhu Zhao turned his head and ignored Chu Xiuyuan: "Don't worry, your straight man's thinking is deeply rooted in your bone marrow, don't think too much, go to class."

It wasn't that Zhu Zhao deliberately misled Chu Xiuyuan, it was that Chu Xiuyuan's way of thinking didn't have the root of homosexuality at all.After the talk, Zhu Zhao expressed his reassurance.

"Is that so?" Chu Xiuyuan was still a little uncertain.

"That's it. I let you think of a perfect body, which gay man would think of David at the first second?" Zhu Zhaoli was confident.

Chu Xiuyuan frowned, hearing this conclusion from Zhu Zhao's mouth, but it didn't reassure him, instead he struggled more violently.really?So I'm still straight, liking Song Yu is just a temporary fascination?

"And I have something to remind you." Zhu Zhao, who had just finished the topic, suddenly remembered something, and said to Chu Xiuyuan, "Do you know how popular you are in the eyes of gay men?"

"Huh?" Chu Xiuyuan asked a huge question.

"If you're crooked, people in the circle who want to have a fling with you can line up from our first canteen to the second canteen. They're all staring at your ass."

"What are you joking about?" Chu Xiuyuan instantly became angry, crazy!

Zhu Zhaohehe: "I'm not kidding, you look good and you have a good figure. I once got drunk at a bar and you came to pick me up, and many men followed you. I told them that you were as straight as a flagpole, and they I just gave up."

Chu Xiuyuan scolded directly in his heart, mmp!Where did they see my mother?

Zhu Zhao was very serious. He was absolutely not joking about this point. At that time, he asked Chu Xiuyuan to pick him up. Afterwards, everyone asked him about his childhood. He regretted it for a week: "So you have to be mentally prepared. Maybe that person , he just wants to have some relationship with you like other gay men, he doesn't really like you."

"Depend on!"

He couldn't help cursing, but turned his head and became depressed. As Zhu Zhao said, he was always shocked by the earth-shaking changes in himself, but ignored Song Yu's attitude.

Does Song Yu like him, or just want to have sex with him?If you just want to have sex, his struggles are like a joke.

In the second class, Chu Xiuyuan almost stared at Song Yu's back.Like me, don't like me, like me, don't like me, like or not?Who is Song Yu's sweetheart?Is it me?

Because the epidemiology teacher let go of himself, epidemiology was released 20 minutes earlier.

The three of Chu Xiuyuan’s dormitory rushed back to play games like burning buttocks. Chu Xiuyuan didn’t sleep well last night and was going back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep. Zhu Zhao had class in the third quarter. Seeing that Song Yu wasn’t there, he went to class with peace of mind .

Chu Xiuyuan was sullen all by himself, and he hadn't walked halfway, when he suddenly received a call from his mother, and his mood got worse and worse.After staring at the screen for more than ten seconds and turning the volume to mute, I wanted to see nothing but a mellow subwoofer suddenly sounded in my ear: "Go ahead."

Chu Xiuyuan turned his head, and saw Song Yu's smiling mouth, soft and warm, shining in the sun, and gently imprinted into his eyes.

The breeze blew past, bringing Song Yu's gentle eyes, as if at this moment, all his troubles were blown away.

Chu Xiuyuan gripped the phone tightly, and suddenly laughed at himself and said to Song Yu, "Do you know that I have a title called Gongwei Liaoshen?"

Song Yu raised his eyebrows: "I know."

"It means that there is no one I can't catch up with."

"Who do you want to chase?"

Chu Xiuyuan smiled provocatively: "Guess?"

The author has something to say: All the entanglements under Song Yu are paper tigers

Chu Xiuyuan: Like me, don't like me, like me, don't like me

Clover: Is it my turn to play again?