i have a chromosome want to meet you

Chu Xiuyuan snorted: "Go back."

Seeing that Chu Xiuyuan had regained some energy, Zhu Zhao picked up two tissues on the ground and threw them into the trash can: "Okay, go back to sleep for beauty."

The two walked for 1 minute, and their dormitory buildings were in two directions of the playground. When they walked past the playground, Zhu Zhao patted Chu Xiuyuan: "Xiuyuan, I feel that your attention to that man is a bit abnormal, in my opinion Come on, whether he's gay or not, you shouldn't have any contact with him anymore, you know what I mean."

Chu Xiuyuan frowned, Zhu Zhao was right, a clean break is the best, but he agreed intellectually, but it was difficult to get over the hurdle in his heart.Tell him not to contact Song Yu?He understood, but as long as he thought that he would never hear Song Yu's voice again, never see Song Yu's gentle smile again, and never be able to walk by Song Yu's side again, he would feel uncomfortable for no reason.

It's like the moment he saw Song Yu today, he was clearly determined to ignore it, but the dam that was built just yesterday collapsed in less than 2 minutes after being strong.

Reason kept him away from Song Yu, but emotion turned reason into a tofu project, and it collapsed with a single click.

He didn't want to be alienated from Song Yu, not at all.

Song Yu played tricks on him, Song Yu disappeared for three weeks, Song Yu never gave him his sincerity, Zhu Zhao's conclusions made him feel deprived of oxygen, but he still couldn't stop thinking about Song Yu. Yu.

He knew that he should live a free and easy life, but unexpectedly, he was constantly pulled by reason and emotion. The rational side and the emotional side seemed to tear him apart.The torment made him uncomfortable.

Unable to get a reply from Chu Xiuyuan, Zhu Zhao frowned, then his whole body trembled again, he gasped in surprise, his eyes widened: "You don't like him, do you?"

Chu Xiuyuan was even more shocked: "What are you kidding?! I don't like men."

"Then why are you struggling and hesitating? You are so abnormal, you have never been like this before!"

Chu Xiuyuan was also puzzled, yes, why am I so abnormal?Why is something wrong when I meet Song Yu?

Zhu Zhao was very serious: "Promise me, don't get entangled, just break it. The kind of person who wants to ask you out knowing that you are straight is not worth it. He is really hurting you. And you must always remember that the road of homosexuality It’s not easy to walk, so don’t learn from me. You must never take that step.”

"I'm straight." Chu Xiuyuan frowned and emphasized again, "I'm straight." How could he take that step.I just don't want Song Yu to alienate me, I just want to be friends with Song Yu, is there something wrong?

"Wang Xinghe also talked about the Kinsey theory. And you said yourself that you don't know if you are the 30%. Be more careful."

Chu Xiuyuan: "..." I was cheated by Wang Xinghe, okay?

Anyway, Zhu Zhao felt unsafe, and pointed to himself: "Look at me, I'm out of the closet, and I seem to be living freely, but do you know how many people gossip behind my back every day in private? You know my In school, during classes, exams, and activities, how many people secretly put on shoes for me? My parents understand me, and I have a group of friends like you, but my life is far less easy than you imagined."

"Don't step into our circle. Any sign of the outside world will be killed in the cradle. As long as he shows even a little bit of meaning, whether it is intentional or not, we listeners will be cut off." Chu Xiuyuan had to think seriously about the truth from his heart.

"Don't think too much, it's time to talk about a girlfriend." Zhu Zhao patted Chu Xiuyuan, "Of course I don't have time and energy to worry about a man after I have a girlfriend, and I can use this to block his prying eyes And hints. Humans are forgetful animals, after a month, you will naturally forget your current troubles."

Is Zhu Zhao's idea good?good.But Chu Xiuyuan's eyebrows couldn't be wiped away at all.Because he reviewed each of his girlfriends, their relationship, why they broke up, their relationship patterns, his feelings and thoughts during the relationship, and suddenly realized clearly and horribly that it is useless to have a girlfriend!

There are so many, all kinds of personalities, all of them are beautiful, and all of them suit his taste, but he can't get along with any of them, what does it mean?Explain that there is a problem!And the problem most likely lies with him.

But what was the problem, he couldn't figure it out.Why can't I maintain a long-term relationship with those outstanding and lovely girls, why I can't get interested in them after I catch up with them, why my enthusiasm fades away in less than three months, why I have a girlfriend, and my energy is still the same Don't want to put it on them?Don't I like them?

There is also an even more strange point, except for the exam week and winter and summer vacations, Chu Xiuyuan never broke up until he found a new pursuit goal, and the window period never exceeded one month, but after breaking up with Li Lan in September, two months have passed. He didn't even have a fancy prey.

That is to say, since Song Yu appeared, he hasn't looked for a new target.No, Chu Xiuyuan shook his head, it's not that he didn't look for it, but he never thought about finding a new partner, never even thought about it!

Coincidentally, Zhu Zhao's shocking guess just now flashed through his mind at the same time, "You don't like him, do you?"Chu Xiuyuan suddenly opened his eyes wide, am I... really something is wrong?What is wrong?

Suddenly his right shoulder was slapped twice again, Chu Xiuyuan gasped suddenly in shock, his train of thought was interrupted, he turned his head to see Zhu Zhao and said expectantly: "I'm waiting for you to give me good news in two weeks, I heard Many first-year juniors saw the posters of you and Song Yu, and many of them had thoughts about you, and there were a few school flowers among them, not only beautiful, but also with your personality, so they should do it when it's time to do it!"

Hearing that Zhu Zhao mentioned women again, Chu Xiuyuan suddenly became irritable, and inexplicably, he shrugged off Zhu Zhao's pig's trotter: "That's a lot of bullshit." He left alone, leaving Zhu Zhao behind him and scolding him for being ruthless.

Looking for a girlfriend?Chu Xiuyuan doesn't want to find a girlfriend at all!He went to Zhu Zhao to discuss, just want to find out why Song Yu disappeared for three weeks, why he didn't contact him even though he was in school, is it true that he was just playing with him as others said, and most importantly, can he be friends with Song Yu again? .The answer he could get was always, let him break up with Song Yu. The key point was that he knew that Zhu Zhao was right. In order to avoid trouble, he should put aside any relationship with Song Yu just like breaking up his girlfriend.

Chu Xiuyuan sighed again, and kicked hard on the stone pier outside the green belt. Damn it, why does he feel so bad every time he thinks of breaking ties with Song Yu?

From the playground back to the dormitory building, there is a shortcut through the grove. As soon as Chu Xiuyuan walked into the grove, he saw a couple arguing endlessly. He frowned and tried to bypass it, but found that the quarrel was not someone else, but his roommate Zhang Junming.

Zhang Junming also found Chu Xiuyuan, and stepped forward to hold him back: "Brother Yuan, do me a favor."

Chu Xiuyuan's face was gloomy, and before he could speak, Zhang Junming's girlfriend yelled loudly: "Why do you say that I am having an affair with others and want to break up with me, in fact, you are cheating on me!"

Zhang Junming was so angry that he turned his head and scolded: "You are ambiguous with other men. I didn't understand it. I told you half a year ago. You said you changed it. What happened? I thought you changed it, but in fact you kept it from me. I know, if I didn't go to the student union office on a whim to wait for you today, I wouldn't know that you've been cuckolding me for half a year! Break up!"

"It doesn't matter!"

Chu Xiuyuan almost understood the two sentences.

The woman's cheating was discovered by Zhang Junming. Zhang Junming wanted to break up, but the woman disagreed.

Chu Xiuyuan was already in a bad mood, so he walked up to the woman gloomyly, turned around and asked Zhang Junming, "Do you want to split?"

"Minute!"

"No regrets?"

Zhang Junming gritted his teeth: "I don't care if she cuckolded me?"

The woman probably had a guilty conscience and didn't refute Zhang Junming's words, but repeatedly yelled that Zhang Junming slandered her and wanted to break up with her.

"Oh." Chu Xiuyuan responded indifferently, shrugged his nose, pinched it in disgust, and asked abruptly, "Miss Di0r?"

The other two were stunned for two seconds: "What?"

"The perfume on your body is the same as the one Li Lan likes to wear."

"What's wrong?" The woman sneered.

"It's sweet and greasy, it smells like a young lady, and it smells terrible. It's hard for Zhang Junming, every time he walks with you, doesn't he feel that he actually bought a night from the store to go shopping. "

"You!" One sentence made the woman angry.

Chu Xiuyuan didn’t give up, I’m in a bad mood, so don’t expect me to say anything nice: “There’s an ingredient in the perfume called ambergris, which is called intestinal condensate, or sperm whale poop , I have always been confused by you women, why do you like to wipe poop on yourself so much?"

The women were all dumbfounded by what Chu Xiuyuan said.

"Since you are a young lady, don't set up an archway, and don't show off when you wipe your poop. What kind of love do you expect? You are also worthy? I give you two choices. One, you leave now, which means that you will break up completely today, and two, there is no difference." It’s also okay, I’ll go to the student union tomorrow to take a walk around, investigate your ambiguous deeds, and make you famous on the forum.”

The woman gritted her teeth, and Chu Xiuyuan laughed, "Have you chosen, Ms. Di0r?" The word "Miss" was bitten very hard, with an undisguised humiliation, so angry that the woman scolded Chu Xiuyuan in a dolphin voice: "Part Let's go!" He turned and left.

Chu Xiuyuan didn't hear clearly what he was scolding, so he babbled and helped Zhang Junming break up with two or three words, but his success in breaking up failed to make him happy, so he lowered his head and walked away with a stern face, thinking all the time, why is he still so bad after venting his mood?

Just two steps away, Zhang Junming stopped him: "Brother Yuan, come have a drink with me."

"drink wine?"

"If I'm broken in love, can't I have two drinks?"

Chu Xiuyuan took a second look and found that Zhang Junming's expression was not good either.

The depressed duo are brothers and sisters.

"Go, I invite you."

On the way, Zhang Junming asked, "Song Yu should also wear perfume."

Chu Xiuyuan didn't say a word, and only replied when he walked to the door of the bar: "I have double standards."