i have a chromosome want to meet you

"A date?" Chu Xiuyuan hurriedly shook his head in denial, "Impossible!" How could Song Yu ask me for a date?

"How is it impossible? Men are not all lower-body animals, a gay, do you think there are other meanings when mentioning Jiebao?" Zhu Zhao said with reason and evidence, "Think about it yourself, if you are with your girlfriend, It doesn't mean that you will mention Jiebao to her?"

Chu Xiuyuan thought it was true.

Zhu Zhao also said: "From my experience, if he is gay, he either implies that he wants to reconcile with you, or wants to date you. There will be no third possibility."

"You mean he's interested in me?"

It must be interesting to use Tanmei texts to hint at you.Zhu Zhao has already imagined a series of plots of BL dramas.After a month, I found that I still can't let go of you, so I couldn't help approaching you, I want to get your person even if I can't get your heart, and I can't stop until you fall in love with me.Ouch my young gay heart.

Of course, you have to say it seriously: "You have to make sure, if he is really gay, then what he means to you is not simple, you better not get involved with him as a straight man, lest you really get fucked."

The corner of Chu Xiuyuan's mouth froze for a second, "Wait, why am I being fucked?"

"And let me tell you, if you don't make it clear to him, he may hint at you repeatedly, so it's better to cut it off as soon as possible, and don't get yourself into trouble. The kind of person who knows you are not crooked and comes to provoke you is obvious to you. Not sincerely, he’s just a cunt, you might pat your ass and leave after it’s done. There’s no need for you to be straight and confused with a gay.”

After Zhu Zhao said a few words, he stuffed a few big stones into Chu Xiuyuan's breathless chest.He also knew that he should be decisive with Song Yu, but why did he feel so uncomfortable when he learned that Song Yu was not sincere to him?Because it wasn't true, that's why you've been missing for three weeks under the pretext?

Chu Xiuyuan wanted to kick the stone, but now he couldn't even find the stone. Why is it so annoying?

"Then what if he's not gay?"

"If you're not gay, you should keep a good distance from him. He's obviously playing with you, and he probably doesn't even consider you a friend." Which normal man would make such an ambiguous joke with others?

Chu Xiuyuan's brows never loosened: "Can't we be friends even if we're not gay? Couldn't it be that he didn't mean what he said, and we listened with intention?"

"It's not impossible, but the premise is that he's not gay." Zhu Zhao shrugged, "He's a danmeiwen and a cavernous body, so it's really unlikely that he's not gay."

But Chu Xiuyuan's focus is obviously different from Zhu Zhao's: "How do I know if he's gay?" There is still a glimmer of hope in his heart, what if he is really the one who listens?As long as Song Yu is not gay and doesn't mean anything to him, can't he continue to be friends with Song Yu?

The two happened to be walking to the basketball court. Chu Xiuyuan pulled Zhu Zhao to sit on the ground, patted the cement floor beside him and motioned Zhu Zhao to sit down and chat.

Looking at the dirty ground, Zhu Zhao pouted his buttocks, took out two tissues from his butt pocket, spread them out, and laid them flat on the ground before slowly sitting down facing his buttocks.

Chu Xiuyuan thought to himself, if gays are like Zhu Zhao, then Song Yu must be indomitable.

His dull heart suddenly jumped, that's right, compared with Zhu Zhaoyi, Song Yu is obviously not crooked.

But Zhu Zhao's answer in the next second poured cold water on Chu Xiuyuan: "Appearance and manners are one of the criteria for judging, but they are not necessarily accurate. You must not judge people by their appearance." After speaking, he reported to Chu Xiuyuan The name of a foreign star, it is really a gentleman and polite, with extraordinary temperament, suave and suave, exudes a male hormone that is countless females, and a group of women will give birth to a bunch of monkeys for him within minutes of his sexy score, but he is crooked, and he is still a man. Attackable and acceptable 0.5.

Chu Xiuyuan couldn't believe it, such a man doesn't like women, it's the loss of all women in the world!

"If you are not sure about your demeanor and temperament, what should you look at?"

"Rely on eyes and mobile phones."

"Eye and phone?"

Zhu Zhao nodded: "Yes, let's talk about the eyes first. Straight men and gays look at women completely differently, especially when they see a woman who is posing." Said, I want to find Chu Xiuyuan on the Internet. I couldn't find the video for a long time.

After searching for another 2 minutes, Zhu Zhao handed the phone to Chu Xiuyuan: "Take a look. This is a foreign investigation video. Can you find out who is gay from these six people?"

Chu Xiuyuan watched intently. The heads of the six people were tiled in the video. The picture was a close-up of the expressions of the six people. They all watched the sexy girls in bikinis dancing coquettishly at close range. As Zhu Zhao said, carefully It is clear that two of the six people have very different eyes.

Four of them had bright eyes and were ready to move, while the other two were not very interested, as if they were killing time to complete a task.

Zhu Zhao: "Have you realized it?"

Chu Xiuyuan nodded, his eyes might not be noticeable alone, but they are very obvious when compared.But every individual is different. If there is no reference object for him to compare with, he will not be sure that the judgment is accurate, and it is not feasible. Do you want to pull a big-breasted woman to show her head in front of Song Yu?

"What's the phone you're talking about?"

"It's just that you try to find a way to check his phone, see the pages he has browsed, and the apps he installed. Is there a green software called Jinjiang Literature City?"

Chu Xiuyuan put on a serious face: "..." I also have Jinjiang Literature City in my phone, okay? !

"Just kidding, it mainly depends on whether there is any hook-up software such as the emperor."

"Don't fuck the emperor?"

Zhu Zhao pointed to an app with a blue logo on his phone: "Here, you can feel it for yourself. Generally speaking, gays will install similar same-sex social software. If you find these in his phone, then he must be. Of course There are exceptions."

Chu Xiuyuan took Zhu Zhao's phone with a frown, clicked on the app, and logged in automatically. It was similar to dating apps like Momo. Within a minute of logging in, a person with a particularly vulgar avatar posted Here is a genital photo, followed by a sentence: exchange JJ photos?

Chu Xiuyuan was so frightened by a deep-fried dough stick and two tea eggs growing out of that patch of grass that he almost threw his phone out, feeling turbulent in his heart, why are you guys so crazy to install a software? !Reflexively searched for Zhang JJWXC's logo and sent it back, and asked if it was a big deal, then looked at Zhu Zhao in horror.

Zhu Zhao: "..." I rely on me, Da Jinjiang, to be spoiled by you.

"Is there any other way?" Chu Xiuyuan asked.

"How about... I kiss him to see if he hides or not?" Zhu Zhao twisted his body and tilted his head to wink, "If he is handsome, I don't mind sacrificing some color for the sake of being young."

Chu Xiuyuan continued to put on a straight face and asked you to kiss Song Yu?It's cheap for you!dream.

"He is not handsome, not handsome at all." After a second, he emphasized, "Not only is he ugly, but he is also not gentle. Jie Bao is as small as a toothpick."

Zhu Zhao: "..." Do you know too much...