i have a chromosome want to meet you

"Surprised to see me?" the man laughed.He looked a little haggard, but his eyes were still sparkling, and he occasionally played jokes.

Chu Xiuyuan came back to his senses, suddenly turned his face to avoid eye contact, and looked down at his little monk in a daze, but his heart was like a wooden boat rolling in the sea of ​​white waves.

Isn't it... will we be strangers in the future?

Obviously no contact for three weeks, even though he was at school but didn't come to see him for 21 days, doesn't that mean estrangement?Alienation is alienation, but I am determined to stop here with you, why did you appear again?

I finally decided to be a stranger with you, but you showed up swaggeringly, it was you who disappeared suddenly, and it was you who suddenly appeared again, are you kidding me?fun?

The anger that has been stuffed in his chest for two days is now as hard as a rock, what does Song Yu think of me?

Thinking that in Song Yu's heart, he might just be an ordinary friend who was insignificant and casually playing around, and his heart became even tighter.

Chu Xiuyuan closed his eyes, but felt strange in his heart, why do I care so much about him?Why should I care if I have a place in Song Yu's heart?What Zhu Zhao and Xu Hehui said is quite right. Anyway, we have only known each other for five weeks, and I can't figure out your intentions behind it. It's better to break up and clean up early, so as to avoid being unclear and being played again in the future.

Since you can hang out with me for three weeks, I don't care too much.A girlfriend who has been with you for three months can split up as soon as you say it, and we have only known each other for five weeks, so we must not be led by the nose.

Exhale, firmly believe, ignore him, do what you should do.

Chu Xiuyuan acted nonchalantly with a sullen face, casually said "um" as a greeting, firmly implemented yesterday's policy of "bridges return to bridges, roads return to roads" and completely ignored Song Yu, but within half a minute, he Embarrassed.

can't pee...

Song Yu kept watching him from the sidelines, but he couldn't urinate.

Although he kept staring straight ahead, he always felt a line of sight that slowly slid down his cheeks with burning warmth and gathered in his hand, and the little monk in his hand was holding his round head, because of that unrealistic expression. There was a strange electric current in the line of sight, hot and numb, like urination, but not a drop of water could come out.

Chu Xiuyuan's mind exploded.what's the situation?Didn't you just get two glances?What's the matter with this itchy commotion? !

"Want me to help you?"

The magnetic voice sounded again, causing Chu Xiuyuan to tremble again, and reflexively opened his eyes wide to stare at the source of the sound, only for Song Yu to raise his eyebrows, frankly, with an upright expression as to ask the old grandmother if she would like me to help her. It's like you're crossing the road.

I'm a little monk, not an old grandmother, and I don't need your help!

"What should I do? It's preventing me from releasing the water." Chu Xiuyuan said in a disgusted tone, but Song Yu still didn't look away.As Chu Xiuyuan was watched, oxygen and hydrogen were mixed into the stuffy air in his heart, which made him uncomfortable, and a small flame exploded directly.

look look look!Look at the daughter-in-law!

There was no need to solve the urgent situation right now, so I put on the cassock for the little monk, zipped it up, turned around and left.Before taking two steps, there were rustling sounds behind him. Song Yu went to where Chu Xiuyuan was just now and did the same thing, but Song Yu was different from Chu Xiuyuan's squib. Absolutely, majestic, just hearing two words flashed in my mind - good kidney.

Chu Xiuyuan was not happy anymore.Such a comparison makes me feel like I have a kidney deficiency.

you see me?Then I have to look back.We don't owe each other, and we don't suffer from each other.

So after washing his hands, he threw a pestle at Song Yu's side, crossed his arms and stared at Song Yu's faucet. He didn't know if he didn't look at it, but he didn't make Song Yu feel uncomfortable, but he suffered [-] points of damage.

Contrast is the root of all evil.Looking so majestic, have you considered how your future wife will feel? !

Chu Xiuyuan's face was serious, and he ran out of the bathroom door.

"Angry?" Song Yu raised his eyebrows and looked at Chu Xiuyuan's back.

Chu Xiuyuan hehe, without turning his head: "Why am I angry?"

"If you're not angry, let's talk?"

Frowning: "It's time for class, there's nothing to talk about."

Song Yu acted as if he hadn't heard Chu Xiuyuan's refusal, and said to himself, "Every time I release the water, I always think of a problem called idiopathic fibrosis of the cavernous body. Don't you think of it?"

ha?

Chu Xiuyuan was inexplicable, but stopped.

"It's a problem with a strict upper limit to the number of ejaculations."

"What?" Chu Xiuyuan turned to look at Song Yu.

"When you were in anatomy class, didn't the teacher mention it?"

Chu Xiuyuan was completely forgotten by Song Yu's two or three sentences. He ignored Song Yu's policy: "No, we are on the system solution, not the game solution." (Systematic Anatomy and Regional Anatomy) sighed irritably after speaking He took a deep breath, "Our teacher is different."

"It will be the same in the future." Song Yu had tidied herself up at some point, and looked at Chu Xiuyuan intently, "As long as there is a little hope, don't give up easily."

Chu Xiuyuan laughed, and wanted to say that you don't care, but Song Yu's expression was too warm, and he couldn't say a word of that harsh tone. He opened his mouth twice, and finally changed the subject abruptly: " So what is that cavernous idiopathic fibrosis?"

"It is that every time the patient ejaculates, it will trigger abnormal autoimmunity, causing a layer of scar tissue to form in the patient's penis, and the gradually thickened scar tissue will eventually make the patient unable to have a normal erection."*[Global News]

Chu Xiuyuan's mind turned around following Song Yu's explanation: "Simply speaking, it is a fibrosis lesion of the cavernous body, and there will be no bullets or guns from now on." It is simply a lifetime of impotence.Heartbroken old man.It hurts more than Song Yu not contacting him for three weeks.

"Yes. No one knows whether they will suffer from this strange disease in the next second. Thinking about it this way, every time is very precious." Song Yu showed a shallow smile on his warm face, "Let's go and go cherish."

The word "上" was bitten very ambiguously, like a seductive whisper on the pillow, the little monk Chu Xiuyuan almost jumped out to sharpen his spear, he sucked lightly, "Ding ding ding!", and the class bell rang, Chu Xiuyuan squeezed out a tone of embarrassment and a little at a loss: "Uh... class is over, goodbye." The figure who turned and left was a little embarrassed.

All the way to the classroom, Chu Xiuyuan's mind was still filled with that ambiguous and gentle sentence, scratching his eardrums.

And up and cherish.

what does it mean? !

After the limited elective class in the evening, the five words "advanced and cherished" were still rolling in Chu Xiuyuan's mind. On the way back to the dormitory, Chu Xiuyuan walked irritably while kicking the stones on the road.

Does it have any special meaning?

Is it to test me like recommending my love novels between men and women, or is it simply to find a topic to chat about the world's strange and strange diseases?What does he think of me?Is it to reclaim our friendship?Be a lover or a friend?

I kicked the stone violently 30 meters away. I'm usually very smart. Why did my brain turn off when I encountered Song Yu?

"What's on your mind?" Zhu Zhao pushed Chu Xiuyuan away.

Chu Xiuyuan woke up startled: "Ah? No."

The limited elective class was taken with Liang Lichao. On the way, they met Zhu Zhao who was also returning to the dormitory after class, and the three of them walked together.As soon as Zhu Zhao asked, Liang Lichao also answered: "I said I'm not worried, you will kick up all the pebbles on the road."

"Oh, I was just thinking about whether to chase a girlfriend for fun." The tone was frivolous, but it was perfunctory.

"Listen to your nonsense." Zhu Zhao sneered, and then asked with a flash of inspiration, "Isn't it still because of that man yesterday?"

"What man?" Before Chu Xiuyuan could speak, Liang Lichao became curious.

Zhu Zhao: "There is a man who seems to have taken a fancy to Xiu Yuan and wants to chase him, but Xiu Yuan refuses."

"Look, you've got retribution for being too romantic." Liang Lichao said exaggeratedly, "Damn it", and then gloated, "Which one who doesn't have eyesight has taken a fancy to you?"

What do you mean short-sighted?Anyway, I am also recognized as the beauty of the prosperous age, okay?

Before Chu Xiuyuan could react, two classmates walked towards him, and when they saw Liang Lichao, they greeted Liang Lichao loudly: "Da Pi! Do you want to have supper together?"

Liang Lichao struggled for two seconds between gossip and supper: "Go, go! I'm coming!" Before finishing speaking, he ran away with a beer belly.A big fat man is more nimble than a husky.

Zhu Zhao tilted his head: "Dapi?"

Chu Xiuyuan replied: "Big beer belly, referred to as big skin."

"Oh." But Zhu Zhao was obviously more interested in that man from Chu Xiuyuan, "So is it because of that man?"

Chu Xiuyuan clicked his lips irritably.

"Let's talk, I'll analyze and give you an idea."

Chu Xiuyuan glanced at Zhu Zhao, Zhu Zhao looked serious and sincere, showing concern, without any joke or gossip.Averting his eyes, frowned, and licked his dry lips, Chu Xiuyuan sighed, his voice was unusually confused: "That man... came to see me today..."

"and then?"

"Then we talked about the cavernous body..."

"Pfft..." Zhu Zhao exploded immediately, "Xiuyuan, do you know what the various pronouns of Jiebao in our circle mean?"

"What do you mean?"

"If he's an insider, then he just wants to have sex with you!"