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The medical school area is in the city center, and there is a small bar a few streets away. As soon as he walked in, Chu Xiuyuan picked up the cheapest spirits and ordered a bottle.

Zhang Junming: "If I'm broken in love, why don't you buy me the cheapest drink?"

"The cheapest one costs four hundred and one bottles, how much money do you think I have?"

Then the two found a small round table in the corner of the bar and sat down, silently, each drinking a glass.

It was the first time for both of them to drink foreign wine. As expected, it was the cheapest, strong and bitter. After drinking, Chu Xiuyuan's face was wrinkled. The waiter saw it and quickly persuaded him: "Hey! Drink like this!"

Chu Xiuyuan glanced at the waiter and said contemptuously, "Oh."

Zhang Junming had a lovelorn face, indifferently: "Oh."

Waiter: "...you can do whatever you want."

Chu Xiuyuan immediately poured another glass for himself and Zhang Junming: "Open up and drink, I'll carry you back when you're drunk."

"Good brother." Zhang Junming probably really wanted to get drunk, so he raised his head and drank another glass. After drinking, he slammed the wine glass on the table and started talking.

"Let me tell you...she sometimes thinks that I don't care about him, but I call her every day, and most of the time she says that she is playing games and making copies, and asks me not to disturb her. She is just lying to me. Other men are flirting!" After finishing speaking, he poured himself a cup and took a sip, which made him wince his nose, "This kind of flirtatious woman should be divided!"

Chu Xiuyuan listened and drank from his glass. He didn't know how much he had listened to, so he said casually, "Good share." After that, he watched Zhang Junming chatting without saying a word. When it is full, it will be filled, and when it is full, it will be boring.

Listening to Zhang Junming complaining about his ex-girlfriend and missing those sweet days, Chu Xiuyuan's heart was filled with the little things with Song Yu.Zhang Junming said that although they broke up, they did not regret what they had done. At least it was a memory that made people grow. Seeing the roommate who drank alcohol, and the relationship between the two years was so decisive, Chu Xiuyuan suddenly felt that he was entangled like a woman. .

What am I missing?

He drank another full glass, listening to the crisp sound of ice cubes colliding in the glass, it seemed that his heart was also resolute.

Zhang Junming spoke intermittently for an hour. A large bottle of 700ml foreign wine had not left a single drop in it, and it was all taken up.At the end of the drink, both of them were completely confused.

Zhang Junming leaned on the sofa, pushed the motionless Chu Xiuyuan, and said with a big tongue, "Brother Yuan, Brother Yuan!"

Chu Xiuyuan opened his eyes, seeing double images of everything, turned his head in a daze, and only replied after a long time: "Ah?"

"Are...are you in a bad mood?"

Chu Xiuyuan squinted his eyes and shook Zhang Junming's hand away: "Why am I in a bad mood? I understand... very clearly."

"You...can't lie to me, you don't say a word, hiccup...drinking all the time, are you also...broken in love."

Lost in love?

Zhang Junming laughed suddenly: "You were dumped haha, you must have been dumped!"

Chu Xiuyuan propped his head up and shook it, only I can shake others, who would dare to shake me?Except for Song Yu who disappeared for three weeks, who dumped me?

"I..." Chu Xiuyuan's mind was muddled. Due to the effect of alcohol, his rationality was completely offline. When he was sober, he couldn't figure it out, but after soaking in alcohol, it appeared. If you didn't notice it, "I was dumped... three..." stretched out his hand for a "two" and changed it to a "three".

"Three weeks..." Leaning on the sofa and kicking, "I'm not happy."

Zhang Junming shook his head: "Ah? Are you really dumped?"

The chicken told the duck, "They all told me to cut it off, I think it makes sense...but I don't want to."

Looking at the wine glass, he couldn't pour out a drop of wine, and snorted: "I'm not happy."

Zhang Junming belched again... His eyes were also hazy: "Why do you care about that mushroom?"

"I care." Just after finishing speaking, Chu Xiuyuan narrowed his eyes and frowned, what's wrong?Shaking his head, ah... "What I care about is not mushroom coolness but Chinese paper..."

"Oh... Chinese paper..." Zhang Junming was confused and didn't think anything was wrong, "Who..."

"Dead fish..."

"Who?"

"Dead fish..."

"Oh."

The two looked at each other silently, and the atmosphere was very awkward, but they were lying on the sofa like Uncle Ge paralyzed, looking at each other without realizing it.

Zhang Junming: "I'm done drinking..."

Chu Xiuyuan was stunned for a long time, slowly turned sideways, and very slowly took out a wallet from his butt pocket, opened it, counted for a long time, and counted four red old people's heads and slapped them on the table, and then continued to count, one, One, one... It took me a while to realize that there was only one green one left in my wallet, and I was wronged: "I have no money..."

Zhang Junming: "There's no more wine..."

"No money……"

"No more wine..."

Chu Xiuyuan kicked Zhang Junming: "Get lost."

Zhang Junming was so excited that he was kicked by Chu Xiuyuan and suddenly jumped up from the sofa: "Get out of here! Go back!" Just after shouting, he fell limply on the sofa.

But this yell attracted a lot of attention, the waiter ran over, looked at the two puddles of mud, and said that they had enough stamina, now they are paralyzed, who will carry them back?

He patted Zhang Junming, but there was no response, so he went to pat Chu Xiuyuan again: "Hey! Get up! Find someone to take you back home!"

Chu Xiuyuan groaned, took out his mobile phone, and the waiter took it: "Who are you calling?"

Chu Xiuyuan rolled his tongue, he didn't quite know what he said: "Dead fish..."

Waiter: "..."

"Who?"

"dead……"

The waiter shuddered, oh my god, the rhythm of the dead?

"speak English!"

Chu Xiuyuan looked so sleepy that he could fall asleep by squinting his eyes, and it took him a long time to react: "The first one..."

The waiter found the address book without saying a word and was the first one to call. After the call, he wanted to return the phone to Chu Xiuyuan. Who would have thought that Chu Xiuyuan's arm had already been put on the shoulder by Zhang Junming, and the two stood up staggeringly. , was about to step out of the bar.

The waiter hurriedly stuffed the mobile phone and wallet for Chu Xiuyuan, escorted the two people out of the bar crookedly, followed for a while, and found that the two were supporting each other so that they would not go into the ditch, so they went back to work.

As soon as the cool wind blew, Zhang Junming became more awake, but Chu Xiuyuan was still too drunk to speak humanly.The two of them wandered across a street and reached the intersection, when Chu Xiuyuan was about to step on the road, Zhang Junming suddenly pulled them back: "Red light."

Chu Xiuyuan squinted his eyes and raised his head: "Green light." He raised his legs and wanted to leave again.

"red light……"

"Green light..."

A voice suddenly sounded in my ear: "You must be stupid, there are no lights here!"

Two drunks: "..."

Chu Xiuyuan gasped, then turned to look at Zhang Junming: "You idiot."

Zhang Junming also snorted, "You're stupid...you're crazy."

Just after cursing, there was a sudden light on the right side, and he turned his head to look, blinking his small eyes, where is he?

Why are people missing?

Oops, did I lose the beauty of the prosperous age? !

Another gust of cool wind blew by, and he was so frightened that he half woke up from the wine in an instant. After looking around, he realized that Chu Xiuyuan was dragged into his arms by a man.

Rubbing his eyes, he saw the man wipe Chu Xiuyuan's cheek, and his voice softened the night: "I'll carry you."

Chu Xiuyuan stared at the man's face, tilted his head and thought for two seconds, then turned around and stepped on the man's back, lying on his back with an egg in his mouth: "Zhang Junming, when did your small body change?" Stronger? And plastic surgery... so handsome."

The man laughed: "Go back." After speaking, he turned to look at Zhang Junming, "Follow me, don't get lost."

Alcohol came back again, Zhang Junming was even more confused, he shook his not sober mind: "Why is he backed by someone, I want to go by myself..."

"He's more drunk than you."

Zhang Junming stumbled and followed: "Then I'm even more drunk, so you just carry me."

"No." He didn't hesitate for a second.

Zhang·Broken in Love·Drunk Baby·Junming is unhappy: "Why..."

"I'm not happy."

"..." Would you like to give the lovelorn baby some warmth from the world?

After walking two more steps, the man suddenly stopped a big man who was striding past them, Zhang Junming was carried away in a daze, and he remembered it only after being carried under the dormitory, oh my god!This time I really lost the beauty of the prosperous age!

When the wind blows, the wine is completely awake.Let's wash up and sleep.

Chu Xiuyuan's drinking capacity is much worse than Zhang Junming's. He was so drunk that he was jolted away for a minute, his head was nodding, which made him feel uncomfortable. His breath was spit on the back of the man's head and the tip of his ears, and his thoughts were jumping. Tuo: "Zhang Junming...don't tell others what I just told you."

"Which one?"

"That's what I said that I care about him." Still with an egg in his mouth, "I don't care that he ignores me for a month, not at all."

"Who?"

"A piece of Chinese paper..."

The person below frowned: "Man?"

"Dead fish..." Still slurred and called the wrong name, "I really don't care, isn't it just..." Chu Xiuyuan whispered for a while, three seven two... twenty, "21 days, I just Don't care about him..." Over and over again, even when he was drunk, he was telling himself, "I decided to ignore him."

Seeing that the man didn't respond, he patted him: "Do you know, say you know."

The person under him stopped for two seconds before continuing: "I see."

Chu Xiuyuan snorted, was jolted all the way, a little dizzy, simply swung his head on the man's neck, smelled it, and suddenly smelled a familiar scent of lemon, faintly: "Why do you have a smell on your body?" The smell of dead fish."

The man didn't speak, and Chu Xiuyuan was wronged: "We agreed for two weeks, why didn't you contact me for three weeks..."

The person under him bounced back Chu Xiuyuan, who was about to slide down, and said, "Unexpectedly, I fell out with my family in the third week and was grounded."

Chu Xiuyuan rubbed his hands: "What accident?"

"Accidentally came out of the closet."

Chu Xiuyuan said "Oh", but he rubbed his head against his neck twice before he could react: "Water? Did you urinate?"

Song Yu: "..." Why are you so drunk?

Before taking two steps, the bulging sac below was suddenly rubbed twice with his heel, and Song Yu's legs were almost numb, and the culprit was still on his neck, laughing: "Your faucet is as small as a toothpick, and it can still discharge water. ?”

While talking, he crushed it twice, causing Song Yu's eyes to turn red instantly: "Say it again?"

Chu Xiuyuan sang a nursery rhyme while talking: "Small toothpicks, thin and long, cucumbers in green clothes..." He actually sang the nursery rhyme to the tune of the white-haired girl.Before he could sing a few words, he was spanked severely by Song Yu.

Chu Xiuyuan was unhappy: "No matter how hard you hit me, I'm still a toothpick."

Jiaolong didn't come out of the hole and thought I was a little earthworm?

Just thinking about whether to teach this little drunk a lesson, who knows that Chu Xiuyuan rubbed his shoulder and neck again, his fluffy hair rubbed his heart so softly, and heard Chu Xiuyuan say unconvinced again: "Hey, what are you doing?" Long, why is it bigger than me. I'm not happy."

Song Yu suddenly smiled: "I'm older than you?"

"You are older than me..."

"I'm a toothpick, what are you?"

"Hmm..." Chu Xiuyuan hummed for a long time, then said, "Hair hair."

puff……

Hahaha, Song Yu laughed out loud.Why is this fierce god so cute when he's drunk?

Sending Chu Xiuyuan directly to the door of the dormitory, Song Yu turned him off his back, and quickly grabbed Chu Xiuyuan, who was standing unsteadily, so that he faced him face to face, seeing that Chu Xiuyuan's eyes were hazy and blurred.

Sighing secretly, he didn't know how much Chu Xiuyuan could remember what he said now after he sobered up.

"Xiuyuan." Song Yu lifted Chu Xiuyuan's jaw, "Look at me."

Chu Xiu didn't move.

"Look at me." Gentle but irresistible.

Chu Xiuyuan gradually focused his eyes on Song Yu's face, saw Song Yu's solemn and serious eyes, and suddenly shrunk his mouth: "I don't want to talk to you, you let me go."

Wronged Baba, pitiful.

Song Yu pinched Chu Xiuyuan's cheek heavily: "You're so stupid. I don't want to either."

Chu Xiuyuan was even more aggrieved: "You are stupid. You are an idiot."

"Yes, I'm stupid." He said in a coaxing tone to the child.

"I'm telling you I'm straight." Chu Xiuyuan punched Song Yu, "If you don't like me, then we can still be friends..."

The author has something to say: Song Yu: The dragon came out of the cave

Chu Xiuyuan: Cucumbers in the Urn