I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

The practice field does not have to go to work today, and Hanazawa Asahi plans to take a car to see his cousin.

At that time, his family situation was not as relaxed as it is now. His father worked in the company all night, and his mother was busy with handling cases and was not often at home.Five-year-old Hanazawa Asahi was directly fostered at his cousin's house.

Although they are cousins, the relationship has been separated by almost three generations. If you go back to your hometown to see grandma and grandpa, you may not see the cousin's family appearing. All in all, the relationship is far away.The relationship between mother and aunt is very good. Aunt is a gentle and naturally dull woman. As soon as mother asks her, aunt immediately agrees.

Treating Hanazawa Asahi as gentle as his own son, it can be said that Hanazawa Asahi likes to take care of his aunt when he was a child.During the Chinese New Year, my aunt would come to visit him from all over the world, and stuffed him with a thick letter of New Year's money.

Last night, my aunt called and asked him to visit her when he was free. Hearing his aunt's gentle voice, Hanazawa Asahi agreed in a jerk.

After hanging up the phone, I realized that I still had a sensitive item hanging on my body. Walking around casually would definitely cause trouble for the Armed Detective Agency.

Thinking of the serious Kunikida Doppo's face, Hanazawa Asahi decided to turn around and ask Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai felt that he would be easier to talk to.

"Will you visit your aunt's house? Yes." Sure enough, Osamu Dazai on the other side of the phone agreed briskly, "We are only responsible for your safety, and will not restrict your actions."

"See you tomorrow morning, Asahi."

In fact, Hanazawa Asahi thinks that he does not need Dazai Osamu's protection at all when he goes to his aunt's house. Instead, he will cause trouble for Dazai Osamu. The distance between his aunt's house and his house is still a little bit far.

But it is too complicated to explain the fact that there is no need for protection, and there is no way for people to understand it if it is just described in oral language.

Hanazawa Asahi said vaguely.

"Hmmm. See you tomorrow morning."

Osamu Dazai was still wearing the camel-colored windbreaker the next day, sitting on the swing gracefully, swinging his legs to prop up the swing, leisurely and at ease—if one ignores the light black around his eye bags.

"Good morning, Asahi."

He showed a refreshing smile and waved to Hanazawa Asahi.

It's rare to see this person acting as a monster, but it makes people a little uncomfortable.

"We may take a long car today. My aunt's house is not in Kanagawa, it's a little far away."

Osamu Dazai yawned and stretched himself on the swing, "That's great, I can catch up on sleep."

Dazai Osamu's dejected appearance made Hanazawa Asahi poke his waist, "What did you do last night?"

"I went to do something that children shouldn't know." Dazai Osamu grabbed Hanazawa Asahi's wrist and stood up forcefully, "Then which station are we going to go to next?"

"What's in your hand?" Osamu Dazai noticed that Hanazawa Asahi was carrying a small box besides a backpack.

"Ah, the offering for God-sama - coffee jelly super luxury version."

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"Mr. Dazai doesn't need to know."

My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a superhuman.

In a world full of personalities, my superpowers are trivial.

For human beings, individuality is nothing more than a natural existence like breathing. The spirituality possessed by ordinary people, the telepathy that is difficult to use in the hero world, and the transparency ability that the public does not have the characteristics of heroes clearly make people feel uncomfortable. I can feel the powerful thoughts in my heart. See-through, teleportation, teleportation, and clairvoyance are all ordinary personalities in this world.

In the eyes of children in this world, all the above-mentioned personalities are not as handsome as those who can form ice on their hands, spit out flames from their mouths, or even have wings that can fly behind them.

For various reasons, in a world full of personalities, my superpowers are not worth mentioning in this world, and I have successfully become the most ordinary person in the world.

--perhaps.

Even if I have all the abilities just mentioned above, if I am serious, I can destroy this world in three days.

Now I am facing a huge difficulty, epic level.If there is no way to solve this problem within three hours, I will be subjected to soul and spiritual torture by my cousin, Hanazawa Asahi.

And I have nothing to do with him. In my mother's eyes, my cute and coquettish cousin will always be a five-year-old child. Once he starts to act like a spoiled child, my mother will definitely promise him everything, even if it is difficult enough to go to the sky to pick stars, mom They will indulge everything and tell me to go to the universe to shoot down the stars.

Our family's food chain was perfectly eaten by cousin Hanazawa Asahi, and he became the top of our family's biological chain.

My cousin Hanazawa Asahi came to live with me when he was five years old.Because the cousin Huaze is different from ordinary people, it made my mother feel how cute it is to have a child who can act like a baby as a mother.

My brother Saiki Kongsuke is a gifted baby with an IQ of 218 at the age of three. He has won countless perfect marks and trophies since he was a child, and has an innate talent in learning.Of course, in his eyes, everything is extremely simple, and he got rid of things like acting like a baby with his parents early on.

And I learned to speak in only two weeks, walk in a month, and fly in the sky using levitation.A one-year-old who took the initiative to run errands and gathered all the superpowers in one body.

Of course, I didn't act like a baby with my parents.

At this time, my cousin’s boarding let parents quickly understand how cute a normal child can be when he is good. Sorasuke and I never thought of how a seemingly weak word-acting like a baby could exploit the only loophole in our family.In less than a week, his parents praised his cousin to the sky, even though his elder brother Kongsuke with a 218 IQ yelled at him like a monkey, and secretly laughed at Cousin Hanazawa for being a child with a low IQ, he was immediately dismissed by the whole family. Ren harshly warned him not to say such things to Hua Ze.

"Asahi is so cute, if Kusuo and Sorasuke can learn half of him—no, one percent, they must be cute and there is no way to refuse them."

Give up, Dad.Don't talk about me, if you want Sorasuke to show Cousin Hanazawa's expression, why not hug Cousin Hanazawa and imagine what our expression would be like.

Mom and Dad gave Cousin Huaze all the love that could not vent their anger, and Cousin also gave Mom and Dad all the cute looks of ordinary people. No matter what they do with them, Cousin Huaze will always smile and accept everything with his usual cute expression .

Just when my brother Sorasuke and I realized it, my cousin has quickly stood at the top of the family's biological chain.

Unfortunately, when my brother Sorasuke and I tried to imitate Cousin Hanazawa's so-called coquettish behavior and win back our parents' love, I read Dad's disgusting thoughts.

[Hey, hey hey, since Asahi came to our house, Sorasuke and Kusuo have learned to compete for favor.It was the first time I saw Sorasuke and Kusuo who acted like a baby, I was so happy.Hehehehehehe, so cute Kusuo and Sorasuke, if we dote on Asahi more, will Sorasuke and Kusuo quarrel loudly "Mom and Dad are mine." If I hear such words, I will die and get something. ]

All right, so that Dad doesn't die, let's end all nonsense.

——Since then, I have ended all pet-fighting behaviors, and at the same time with Sorasuke, I acquiesced that Cousin Hanazawa is at the top of the food chain.

Compared with the ordinary, honest and well-behaved Cousin Huaze standing at the top of the food chain, to be honest, I don't want to see my father's disgusting face even more. Whenever I think about it, I almost can't even eat.Originally, Sorasuke and I have different personalities. If you force yourself to do something you don't like, it's better to let it go.

Cousin is not the child in the anime who wants to steal all the love from his parents. In short, he has not touched the bottom line of me and Sorasuke.

Cousin Huaze is just an ordinary and well-behaved child. Because of his parents’ work, he stayed with us. He usually doesn’t cry or make trouble, which is very different from the children I saw in kindergarten.

I would often help my mother wash the dishes, buy vegetables together, and follow my mother in and out. When my father came home, he ran to the porch and showed a super cute expression to his father, saying "Welcome home." Reach out for a hug.

It is not surprising that such a well-behaved cousin can take away the love of parents.

——But I saw him watching me fight with the air assistant robot from a distance, with that expression of longing but not daring to come over, I finally chose to forgive him and acquiesced to the days when he lived in our house.

I would allow him to play with me, and listening to my cousin say something like that, my irresistible desire to show off when I was young all came out, and I used my superpowers to show off in various ways.

Thinking about it now is a bit naive, but it is indeed something that children will do when communicating.

After I accepted my cousin, Sorasuke was still dissatisfied with him as usual.For a long time he looked at me like a traitor.

Air Aid would often call him a monkey from the sidelines angrily.

Cousin Hanazawa has a body with well-developed lacrimal glands and a good education. When he heard such insulting words, he accused Sorasuke of not saying any more.

Sorasuke is disobedient, the more sad he is, the happier Sorasuke is, and he keeps yelling at him like a monkey, his brain is not fully developed, and among so many people he knows, only Hanazawa has no personality or special points.

Cousin Huaze usually held back tears at this time, his eyes were red, and he shed tears with grievances, while wiping with his hands, he couldn't finish it.He would whimper when he stood still, and Sorasuke didn't feel ashamed at all when he saw him bullying someone and cried, instead he called Cousin Hanazawa more and more proud.

It was really gratifying until Hannya Mother Demon was called over, and Sorasuke was taught a lesson.

Sorasuke never gave up, and he never tired of bullying Cousin Hanazawa until he cried.Because he cried too easily, Sorasuke had to bully his cousin once a day. According to him, this has become his daily routine. If one day he suddenly stopped doing such things, he would not get used to it.

Later, I really couldn't see it, so I reached out to help Cousin Huaze avoid Kongsuke's bullying.

In the end, when I didn't agree to a showdown with Sorasuke, Sorasuke would bully Cousin Hanazawa and cry loudly.

The more he grows up, the less repetitive Sorasuke's words are, and he directly grasped Cousin Hanazawa's lifeline with one sentence, and severely humiliated him.

The entanglement of the young is over here, and I don't care about the young things at all.

The problem lies in the problem that Cousin Huaze has recently contracted - he likes to play Pokémon Go recently, he is lucky, and can often spawn very good Pokémon, and sometimes rare flashy Pokémon will also be spawned by him.

Of course, there is no problem with playing games, and Pokémon that can often spawn flashes are even better.

The problem is, Cousin Huaze - he is a rare handicap.

No matter how good the Pokémon he spawned, no matter how rare the Shining Pokémon, there is no way to solve the problem that he is a handicap. He can only throw the ball every time, and finally look at the rare Shining Pokémon anxiously Just pat your ass and walk away. For gamers, this couldn't be more cruel.

If you miss it once, maybe there will be no second time to lose the rare shiny Pokémon like this-even Cousin Hanazawa can't bear it anymore.

What happened next is really the shame of my life, if I can, I don't want to make this matter public.

Cousin Hanazawa "unintentionally" put a luxury coffee jelly in front of me during his last visit. Superpowers allow him to capture precious Pokémon.

Because of the luxury version coffee jelly... No, because Cousin Hanazawa and I were childhood playmates, I decided to help him.

Cousin Huaze unpacked the coffee jelly in the box as soon as he wished, and handed it to me.He also kindly helped me unpack the bag and put the spoon in it.

The mellow coffee flavor rushed to my face immediately, and the deliciousness conveyed from the tip of my tongue made me unable to take care of other things at all, only the delicious coffee jelly was in my eyes.Just wanted to chow down on it, which I actually did.

While I was using my abilities, I was enjoying the delicious coffee jelly while watching Detective Odd Records live on TV.Cousin Huaze did something that made me feel ashamed all my life.

He spawned countless flashing Pokémon near his home, and every time he got into his soul, in just one day, his backpack was filled with many rare Pokémon for players, such as flashing beasts, phantoms, etc. The beasts were all spawned by him in this town in one day, and he captured the Pokémon with only one ball-of course, this kind of abnormality was caught by the official. There is a way to prove what kind of ability my cousin used to hack, but it does not prevent the official from blocking his account openly.

That night, my cousin uttered a scream that I will never forget.

When he came out of the room the next day, his eye sockets were red and swollen, and they were still black after staying up all night.

What also makes me unforgettable is that I actually used the shame of my life for coffee jelly. I was so addicted to coffee jelly that I didn't notice what Cousin Huaze did with my ability.

What a shame.

Cousin Huaze didn't put this matter behind him, instead, he felt refreshed because of the cheating. He is currently planning how to bribe me for the second time.

Regarding this matter is a problem of the century for me, I really don't want to face the shame of being banned for cheating with superpowers anymore.

But, but—

Saiki Kusuo is currently looking at the ultra-luxury coffee jelly in Hanazawa Asahi's bosom with clairvoyance.

The ultra-luxury version of coffee jelly is only sold in [-] boxes nationwide, and there are only eight servings in a hundred boxes. I heard that as long as you eat one of them, it will be nothing to regret for coffee jelly lovers all over the world.

A box of coffee jelly costs 19000 yen.

Hanazawa Asahi, who was in the car, put the coffee jelly aside and looked at the app on the phone, PokmonGO, with sparkling eyes.After what happened last time, he re-registered an account, and practiced the account down-to-earth.

Everything is ready, I only owe God's blessing.

It's all up to you, almighty Kusuo Amu.

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Happy Tanabata.

There is another chapter, can you release it to see if you mess with w before twelve o'clock

Sorasuke is one year older than Asahi, and Asahi is two years older than Kusuo