I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Hanazawa Asahi rang the doorbell expectantly.

"Oh, Asahi, long time no see." It was Saiki's mother who opened the door, and when she saw Hanazawa Asahi in front of the door, she smiled happily, "It's been a long time since I saw Asahi, and Asahi still seems to have not changed."

Hanazawa Asahi's height was caught off guard by her favorite aunt, and she endured the pain as if she didn't hear anything.In the eyes of his aunt, he seems to always be the five-year-old child who needs to be pampered.

He reached out and hugged Saiki Kurumi, "It's been a long time since I saw my aunt, this is a gift from a visit."

"It doesn't need to be so expensive." Although Saiki Kurumi said so, she happily accepted the gift, and her eyes narrowed happily. "Who is this……?"

"Hello, Auntie. I'm Asahi's friend." Osamu Dazai said.

"Asahi's friend..." Saiki Kurumi pulled Hanazawa Asahi to the corner of the door, "You child, tell me earlier, if you know that your friends are coming together, I will cook a richer meal at night."

Hanazawa Asahi smiled, "It's okay, just make something casually, aunt. Dazai and I don't mind so much."

It is because Saiki Kurumi has always been so kind to him, and always makes Hanazawa Asahi feel that he has two mothers. When he was a child, he was always missing the love of his parents. It was Saiki Kurumi who gave him all the love that his parents had no time to give him. he.

At that time, Hanazawa Asahi just wanted a little love, but Saiki Kurumi gave all the maternal love she could give to Hanazawa Asahi.At the same time, she also loves her two children. Although playing around is playing around, Saiki Kurumi is undoubtedly full marks as a mother.When the children lack care, they give all the love to the children, and when they lack education, they become merciless, playful as they should be, and the tolerance that belongs to the mother. Saiki Kurumi has them all.

So Saiki's father is really super happy to be able to marry a wife like Saiki Kurumi.

"Xiao Nan, Asahi is here, go downstairs and visit my cousin."

[Yeah yah yah.Already heard it.Long time no see, cousin. ]

Saiki Kusuo has bright pink hair, and he has seen everything with clairvoyance long before Hanazawa Asahi rings the doorbell.

Saiki Kusuo is two years younger than Hanazawa Asahi. He is currently studying in an ordinary high school. He is completely different from Hanazawa Asahi who has a heroic ambition. Saiki Kusuo's greatest wish in his life is to become an ordinary person.

"Kusuo——" Hanazawa Asahi's eyes lit up when he saw Saiki Kusuo, and he walked up to Saiki Kusuo with a cheerful expression, "I brought you your favorite coffee jelly today."

[Super luxury coffee jelly, right? I've already seen it with my clairvoyant eyes.Thank you very much for your gift, I can leave after I put it down, right? ] Saiki Kusuo, who has seen through Hanazawa Asahi's inner thoughts, just wants to take it and run away.

"No, Kusuo. Even ordinary gods know that if they accept the offering, they should accept the wishes of humans."

[Your is not called wish, how can anyone spend a lot of money to buy coffee jelly and bribe others to help you open it? Isn’t it necessary to play games by yourself to enjoy the pleasure? ]

Hanazawa Asahi looked at Saiki Kusuo with eyes full of the wisdom of adults looking at children, "Kusuo, you are still too young. Of course, only winning can make me feel pleasure when playing games, and of course only the complete works of illustrated books Only when you are together can you feel the joy.”

[… To be honest, I don’t really understand. ]

[However, I refuse your request. ]

Osamu Dazai poked his head curiously, watching the two teenage children put their heads together and whispered into the phone, "What are you two talking about?"

Dazai Osamu's voice made Saiki Kusuo quickly find a reason to prevaricate.

[What's more, your friend is still here, I don't want to use superpowers in front of your friend. ]

"..."

Saiki Kusuo successfully persuaded Hanazawa Asahi, he glanced at Saiki Kusuo complainingly, and opened the game aggrieved.

He turned his attention to Osamu Dazai, "Can Dazai play games?"

"Well, although it's not proficient, I think it's okay." Osamu Dazai looked at the mobile app in Hanazawa Asahi's hand, "I've played this game before, and it's not too difficult."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he felt that Hanazawa Asahi, who had always been lukewarm towards him, shone as if seeing the savior, not the hero who saved the world, "Really? Come and help I'll grab this."

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai glanced at the ultra-luxury coffee jelly in Saiki Kusuo's hands, "But Asahi wanted to bribe Saiki with coffee jelly to play for you at first, right? Now he won't help you play—— "

[Hey hey hey - this person. ] Saiki Kusuo's calm expression cracked a little, he looked at Hanazawa Asahi in disbelief, [Are you going to give him my coffee jelly? ]

Hanazawa Asahi thought for a while, Dazai even said that he played games for him, and drove all the way to his aunt's house with him, it was for his own safety, even if he gave half of the coffee jelly to Dazai, it would not be too much.

He told Saiki Kusuo his decision with his eyes, and took out a hand, and took away half of the ultra-luxury coffee jelly, [-] yen.

took away-

Saiki Kusuo's eyes widened immediately, and there was a faint desire to burst out with superpowers.

Kurumi Saiki, who took the coffee jelly out of Kusuo Saiki's hands last time, faces the consequences of blowing the windows of the whole house and shattering the light bulbs.

Hanazawa Asahi whispered, "It's just half of coffee jelly, don't be so stingy, Kusuo."

[This has nothing to do with stinginess. ] Saiki Kusuo's calm voice contained a bit of unstable anger, [I've been looking forward to the ultra-luxury coffee jelly for a long time. ]

"So I kept four."

[......]

For Hanazawa Asahi, who doesn't eat coffee jelly, how could he understand the pain in Saiki Kusuo's heart, so he had to force it into the fact that he only had four coffee jellies from the beginning.

Saiki Kusuo was in pain, as if he was separated from the world and hell from the coffee jelly, and he looked away from the four separated coffee jellies with hatred.He pulled the four coffee jellies in his arms, and opened one of them with great care.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Saiki Kusuo's mood at all, he took apart the ultra-luxury coffee jelly very casually, and ate it bit by bit as if eating ordinary coffee jelly.

It is completely different from Saiki Kusuo who swallowed it with a pious heart, and then savored the ultra-luxury coffee jelly.

Hanazawa Asahi, who doesn't like coffee jelly at all, is looking forward to Dazai Osamu filling his account with illustrated books.

"This coffee jelly is delicious, what brand did Asahi buy?"

"Ah, it seems to be ultra-luxury coffee jelly, that's the name. It cost me [-] yen, and half a month's salary was all handed over to it. Do you taste like money? Dazai."

"The strong taste of coffee is very strong. If you eat one at night, you may not fall asleep so easily. Oh, if you have a chance next time, you really want to eat it again." Osamu Dazai is cold and heartless, and does not With a trace of devotion to the god of coffee jelly, he quickly ate all four ultra-luxury coffee jelly.He also took a sip of milk to dilute the strong coffee taste that should have remained in his mouth, which is really a waste of luxury.

Saiki Kusuo, who was watching, was expressionless. After eating one of his own, he put the coffee jelly in the refrigerator, and decided to slowly taste these limited edition coffee jelly and eat it by himself in a few days.

If I had known that this person would not appreciate coffee jelly at all, even if I used super powers, I would control the probability a little bit—so that eight of his coffee jellies would be able to enter my stomach.

Hanazawa Asahi found a Celebi replenishment point nearby, and with the cooperation of Osamu Dazai, Celebi, who had not been caught, also entered his poke ball.Hanazawa Asahi almost cried, he held Dazai Osamu's hand, "Next time, if you help me catch the shining Rikakuza, I'll treat you to a king crab."

Compared with the elusive empty seat, the mere king crab is nothing.It's just something that can be solved by spending money, not a cracked seat that can't be solved by spending money at all.

"Really???" Osamu Dazai also held Hanazawa Asahi's hand, "Next time if there is such a good thing, please call me, and I will be there whenever you are called."

Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu reached a consensus.

Only Kusuo Saiki was left holding three ultra-luxury coffee jellies.

Saiki Kusuo no longer knows whether he should thank this gentleman for solving the problem of the century for him, or regret that he will no longer have luxury coffee jelly to eat.

In the evening, Dazai Osamu took up the room where Hanazawa Asahi used to live, and he ran to find his lovely cousin with his quilt in his arms.

As soon as he entered the door, he received Saiki Kusuo's eyes of death.

Hanazawa Asahi coughed guiltily, "Next time I come to visit you will still bring you coffee jelly."

[It's just not luxury coffee jelly——I can hear it.cousin. ] Saiki Kusuo looked at Hanazawa Asahi indifferently, and decided to pretend that there was no such thing.If you think about such little things, Saiki Kusuo will die of myocardial infarction sooner or later.

[What happened to that man Osamu Dazai? ]

Although Saiki Kusuo was able to read the voices of others, the two of them were discussing the Pokémon game enthusiastically from the beginning to the end, without thinking about other things.All in all, even the almighty god doesn't know the relationship between Dazai Osamu and Hanazawa Asahi.

"To put it simply, they are ordinary bodyguards. Something has happened in Kanagawa recently. Well, it has nothing to do with Kusuo. Since the Armed Detective Agency has such a name, it will have such strength, otherwise it would have been in Hero The world where professions are popular has disappeared completely. There is no need for Kusuo to take action, the Armed Detective Agency is an organization that we in Kanagawa are proud of."

Saiki Kusuo frowned, [That... man, I can't hear his heartbeat. ]

Unlike the idiot, Osamu Dazai possesses scheming that can be seen with the naked eye. If such a man can't even hear the sound of his heart, it's a bit scary to be honest.

I don't know if it was caused by his ability, or because this person deliberately made him unable to detect his own heartbeat, letting go of his thoughts anytime, anywhere.

[...Be a little more careful. ]

Seeing his cousin's nonchalant appearance, Saiki Kusuo was a little speechless.Saiki Kusuo had a hunch that the man Dazai Osamu was not a simple character, and only hoped that Dazai Osamu had no interest in his innocent cousin.

"It's okay, if anyone has murderous intentions towards me, I'll notice right away."

Hanazawa Asahi, with personality and emotional perception, can know the emotions of all people who know their names.The activation condition is to silently read the name of the other person in your heart, and you can feel the emotions of others within 3 minutes.The effective range of personality is 30 meters.

A personality that is useless as a hero and has no personality at all, but is very practical and even arguably excellent in the torture army or the police.

"For example, now I can feel through my own personality that Kusuo is very resentful because the coffee jelly is gone... Huh? Huh?" Hanazawa Asahi showed the expression of eating canned herring, and his face turned green.

[Let me tell you what you said next, as if it was a Pokémon that was caught so hard, half of it was lost due to data confusion, and half of it belonged to the flash beast. ] Saiki Kusuo said the sentence that made Hanazawa Asahi feel stomach pain again and again without fluctuation in his voice.

After he finished saying this, he was still talking about the lost list, jumping out name by name, which frightened Hanazawa Asahi for a moment.

"I was wrong, I was wrong Kusuo, please let me go."

[You don’t have any of the Pokémon I reported just now, so don’t feel heartbroken, cousin. ]

"..."

Hanazawa Asahi couldn't hold back, and threw the pillow in her arms to Saiki Kusuo.

Before the pillow hit Saiki Kusuo's face, it didn't conform to the gravity of this world, and slowly floated up.Saiki Kusuo's expressionless face was revealed, but Hanazawa Asahi felt the mocking face.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly had a headache, this kind of pain could predict the future.

He saw that scene in a trance——

It's about Dazai Osamu and Hanazawa Asahi.

The two of them quarreled, neither Dazai Osamu nor Hanazawa Asahi had a good look on their faces.Osamu Dazai's iris-colored eyes were covered with a thick layer of black, as if mocking Hanazawa Asahi's overreach.

And his innocent cousin refused to give in.

He stood where he was, as if he didn't feel the danger of Osamu Dazai at all, and stubbornly and vehemently refuted Osamu Dazai.

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Well, next time I add more games, I will play again in a good mood. You must be very happy today