I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

The workload of the practice field is actually not much, and all the work is for the days when the heroes take their driver's license test.Recently, all the work has been concentrated in this week. Hanazawa Asahi has no time to go to the university she is studying in, so she directly asks for leave to be busy with work.

After a while, Hanazawa Asahi will return to university to continue his university life.

Hope the serial killings are over before going back to university, otherwise it will be extremely inconvenient for Armed Detective Agency or Hanazawa Asahi.

Another reason why the Armed Detective Agency does not have a team of two to continue to protect Hanazawa Asahi is because there are heroes all the time in the place where Hanazawa Asahi works, and it is very difficult for the murderer to strike.

Osamu Dazai watched Hanazawa Asahi's work performance from a distance in the auditorium. As expected, his tearful tears deceived all the heroes, and made the upright little heroes worry so much that they didn't know their own strength at all. Scores are at stake.

Osamu Dazai burst out laughing, "A child who is good at crying is really amazing."

"...What are you talking about, Dazai?" Kunikida Doppo asked at the other end of the conversation.

"It's nothing."

Kunikida Doppo thought for a while about the protector who looked very young, "Don't bully Hanazawa-kun too much, that child will be terrible when he cries."

"No way. Do you think your lovely and amiable colleagues would do such a thing?"

Of course you do, you are that kind of person.

Kunikida Doppo thought to himself.

"So far, no relevant evidence has been collected. If you found anything strange at Hua Zejun's side?"

"I'm sorry, Kunikida-kun. Nothing happened here. It's so calm that I'm going to doze off. What about the others?"

"There is no problem for the time being. According to the murderer's frequency of killing, he will definitely kill before the end of next week. Dazai, you should pay attention to Hanazawa-kun. The probability of Hanazawa-kun's attack is very high. His mother's early years At that time, it was known as the "enemy killer". When Hua Zeliang was young, he once shocked many enemies because of the infallible case. If the murderer has malicious intentions towards the police, the famous Hanazawa Ryo The possibility of his son Hanazawa Asahi being killed is much higher than that of other people. The time to kill Hanazawa-kun is probably only during commuting time, and I will hide nearby during this time."

"Hanazawa-kun, I will pay more attention to it. Compared with Hanazawa-kun whose schedule makes you feel at ease, it is better to pay more attention to the other two."

Kunikida Doppo thought about the characters and work of the other two, and nodded silently.Due to work reasons, Kunikida Doppo not only visited Hanazawa Asahi, but also stopped by the other two.

There were three victims.

Hanazawa Asahi, 19 years old, professional recipient.Protection list: Osamu Kunikida Doppo Dazai.

Mrs. Mei Yuan, 17 years old, is currently studying in high school while working in bars at night and playing guitar.Protection list: Tanizaki Junichiro Atsushi Nakajima.

The only woman.

Mizuki Takemoto, 15 years old, a hot girl, has the habit of going to social networking after school.Protection list: with Yosano Akira Miyazawa Kenji.

Except for Hanazawa Asahi, the two victims have their own characteristics, and the places they go are crowded with people, even if they are closely guarded, they are easy to kill.

"It's hard to guess what the murderer is thinking. It doesn't matter who the final victim is. I will continue to keep in touch with the police. If there is any problem that is difficult to deal with, please call me immediately."

"Yeah, I see." Osamu Dazai replied perfunctorily. "It's enough for Kunikida-kun to show up during commuting time."

"This is a matter of human life, so we can't be perfunctory..." Kunikida Doppo hadn't finished his serious words.Osamu Dazai hangs up the phone skillfully and pretends nothing happened.

Osamu Dazai put the phone back into his pocket, put his hands together, and looked at Hanazawa Asahi standing in front of him, "Is the busy work finally over? Hanazawa-kun."

"Well, it's over." Hanazawa Asahi showed a soft smile, and pulled Dazai Osamu's sleeve, "Come on, let's go to the dining hall to eat."

"...Hanaze-kun, no matter how cute you pretend to be, I can feel your selfishness."

"How come, am I that kind of person? It's just going to the dining hall, as your protection money for protecting me."

"Wow, Hanazawa-kun, your expression now seems to hide a knife in your smile." Dazai Osamu was pulled up by Hanazawa Asahi very obediently, and said with a smile, "Then, is there any dish soap and sparkling wine in the canteen?"

"...?"

There are too many pitfalls, and Hanazawa Asahi doesn’t know if he should complain about the fact that dish soap will sparkle. Strictly speaking, sparkling wine is wine. Putting these two words together is a mistake.You should still complain about drinking dishwashing liquid, even if you don’t die from poisoning, you still have to take it to the hospital for gastric lavage.

There are too many points to complain about, and Hanazawa Asahi feels that if they all complain, they will be completely reduced to the role of complaining in front of Dazai Osamu.

"Ordinary canteens don't provide alcohol supplies, not to mention that most of the canteens here are for heroes. How can heroes drink in broad daylight."

"Ah, that's a pity." Osamu Dazai lost interest after getting the answer, and put his hands in his pockets.Followed Hanazawa Asahi to the dining hall.

Just before Linmen entered the dining hall, Hanazawa Asahi proposed to guess the boxing game.

"Come on, if you win, I'll treat you to whatever you want, if you lose, I'll give you something, and you have to eat it."

Osamu Dazai didn't answer Hanazawa Asahi right away, he locked on something in the restaurant long before he came to the door of the restaurant.

His eyes were glued to the aquarium near the entrance of the restaurant. There were huge king crabs and king crabs that looked like spiders in the water. What's more, there were very expensive and rare coconut crabs.

At first, Osamu Dazai thought that he could only watch the fresh crabs crawling forward in the tank, but he heard Hanazawa Asahi's words.

He couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and when he looked at Huazawa Asahi again, his eyes sparkled and his expression was joyful, as if he saw a god.

"Really? Really buy me everything?

The crab legs are blue-brown or light orange, the crab cover is uneven, and the spirit is so fierce, it's really - amazing.You can already imagine the clearly visible shredded crab meat and the umami taste of the crab after the thick and shaped crab legs are broken apart, as well as the crab roe that belongs to the delicious gathering of crabs.

This is heaven for crab lovers.

"Your canteen is really good, too. These crabs are high-quality crabs that you can only eat in five-star hotels. Please invite me...to play boxing games with me, God...Hanaze-kun." Osamu Dazai looked at Hanazawa Asahi, and he has become the greatest person in the world.

...You just wanted to say, my lord, do you want to eat crabs so much?

But after thinking about it, if I lose, I will spend half of my salary to ask Osamu Dazai to eat crabs. It hurts to imagine.This man really doesn't know what restraint is, so he just looked at the most expensive crab in the restaurant with such open eyes.

Due to the reason that he often has rock-paper-scissors with a certain god, Hanazawa Asahi has a kind of blind confidence in guessing fist.In any case, no matter how good the boxing game is, it can't compare with Lord Shenming.

"Yes, if you win, I'll buy you everything."

"Come on! Hanazawa-kun."

"One game decides the outcome."

"Rock first, rock paper scissors—"

……

Hanazawa Asahi finished ordering lunch with a face full of glory, and hummed a little song briskly.

I would like to thank my gods for playing a role at this time. Maybe the gods knew that the money used to buy the luxury version coffee jelly was almost used to buy king crabs, so they showed their gods and let his wallet I managed to keep it, and I also kept the luxury version coffee jelly.

Thanks to the Almighty God for showing his power, your offering was successfully saved.

Lord God in the distance: No, I am not, I am not.

"Hanaze-kun..."

Compared to the glorious Hanazawa Asahi, Dazai Osamu's expression can be said to be a complete defeat, his face was ashen, as if he was about to die.

"Could this be your retribution for me? You succeeded..." Osamu Dazai whimpered, looking in the direction of the aquarium, where the king crabs in the aquarium were violently scratching at the glass, "Even the enemy doesn't have you The method is cruel, first you give others hope, and then kick them down—are you a demon? Only the demons in the Japanese hell can do this."

"No, how did I know you would like to eat crabs." Hanazawa Asahi managed to avoid bleeding because of his wallet, and his tone is very brisk now, "How could it be, I'm not a devil, if I knew you like to eat crabs, I would have just said I should have ordered the king crab myself and gnawed on the crab legs in front of you, and described to you how delicious the king crab is while talking, maybe you will be so hungry when the juice inside flows out."

Osamu Dazai was too hungry.

Because in the upper right corner of the table where they were sitting, a hero ordered two king crabs, and now he is breaking off the legs of the king crabs, cutting off the not-so-thick crab legs, exposing the snow-white crab meat inside. A crab leg was completely peeled off, and then it was eaten in big mouthfuls.

Imagine that taste, and then think about the fact that you can't eat it at all.

Osamu Dazai had a disastrous face, and lay weakly on the table.

"I was supposed to get stones just now—"

If there is a stone, he should be sitting on the chair with great interest now, waiting for the waiter to bring up the king crab that he has always dreamed of, and eat a big piece of it.

"There are no ifs in this world, if there are ifs, there will be no you who regret it now."

"Hanazawa-kun is really too much." Dazai Osamu wiped the tears that didn't exist on his cheeks, "I don't think Hanazawa-kun can do things that make me sadder in the restaurant."

Huazawa Asahi was silent for a moment, feeling that there was still something.

He just ordered spicy curry for Osamu Dazai.Spicy, the kind that won't solve the spiciness even if you take a bite of ice cubes.

He really never thought that Osamu Dazai would like to eat crabs. From the very beginning, what he wanted to get revenge on Osamu Dazai was to take that dish of spicy curry.The crab thing was a total accident.

Seeing Osamu Dazai's expression by accident, he felt very happy (whispered).

Sure enough, after the spicy curry was served, Dazai Osamu's expression became sad, and he kept looking at him without making a sound.

The side dishes of the curry are very common carrots, potatoes and chicken thighs. The color of the curry is very dark, which is different from the ordinary light brown curry. The color of this spicy curry is as dark as dark brown, even a bit black.What hits the face is the smell of spices and - pungent spicy.

Osamu Dazai took out a spoon and took a mouthful of rice and curry, and slowly put it into his mouth.

Hanazawa Asahi once ate a spicy curry, and after three mouthfuls, she could not stop her tongue from being so hot that it was so hot that she drank a steady stream of ice water.After eating, he was sweating profusely, his face was flushed, and tears could not help but fall from his eyes.There is no way to say that the curry that is so spicy is the taste, it is completely painful.

Since then, Hanazawa Asahi has never been able to muster up the courage to order spicy curry for the second time.

Osamu Dazai chewed calmly for a while, the soaring pain made him unable to maintain a calm expression, his facial features could not be controlled by himself, he stuck out his tongue, and hurriedly picked up the Zao Zao Prepared ice water.

"It's so spicy. It's so spicy—this one is much more spicy than I imagined."

That kind of spiciness is not something that can be felt immediately at the beginning. First, it is the ordinary aroma of curry, which complements the mild taste of rice. After chewing for a while, you will get the spicy aroma, and then continue to eat curry in your mouth. This kind of spiciness seems to be superimposed layer upon layer, and finally it seems to be breathing fire from the throat, and sometimes it is so hot because of the sudden spiciness.

Osamu Dazai desperately stuffed ice water into his mouth, and Hanazawa Asahi felt a little guilty when he saw Dazai Osamu's facial features wrinkled together, so he bought him a bottle of iced milk.

Milk is the best for relieving spiciness. Mild and mellow milk will cover up the spiciness, and even so, there will still be some pain in the mouth.

"This curry makes me feel like an angel from heaven is waving to me. If I eat all of it, my stomach will be ruined." Osamu Dazai drank half a bottle of milk, and he took another mouthful of spicy flavor Curry, "... this level of spiciness... wow, it's incredible. How can anyone eat it..."

After putting it in his mouth, Osamu Dazai fiercely picked up the remaining half bottle of iced milk and drank it down.

He pursed his mouth, and kept stirring the rice and curry with the spoon, and the black and white curry immediately mixed together, "This... is really a veritable method of torture."

"Is it possible that Hua Ze-jun's real identity is a torturer of a certain organization? Such a terrible torture method can be done. If Hua Ze-jun uses this torture method on the enemy, he must immediately let the enemy Ask for important information."

"Mr. Dazai, don't change the subject anymore, I won't be fooled by you, as a man, you must be willing to admit defeat."

"Hey...?" Osamu Dazai elongated his voice, he lay weakly on top of the table, his iris-colored eyes were pregnant with pity.

If it was an ordinary girl, she would definitely feel affection for it, and she agreed to Dazai Osamu's request.

"You can't even compare to me. Where should I put my face as a member of the Armed Detective Agency? I can eat three bites of curry anyway."

Osamu Dazai laughed, "Three...?"

"...If you laugh at me again, you can eat it all for me."

"No, no, no, just bypass me. I'll go to the hospital even if I don't get tortured to death after eating all of it. In those days, Hanazawa-kun won't be able to see me... Well, I Can you openly skip work?" Osamu Dazai suddenly had a bright eye after speaking, and he began to think about the feasibility of this idea.

Hanazawa Asahi thought about it carefully, and thought that if Dazai Osamu was admitted to the hospital because of the spicy curry.

"... Then, in the days to come, won't I be with Kunikida-kun who is dedicated to his duties? Why don't you eat all of them, Dazai-san."

"?!"

"Calm down, Hanazawa-kun, the premise of the result of this is that I have to eat all the curry? After I eat it, I will be sent to the hospital immediately. Tomorrow's big news is that members of the Armed Detective Agency will eat it at the hero restaurant. Stomach lavage, it seems that the restaurant has a hygiene problem—are you okay with news like this?"

Osamu Dazai still didn't finish all the spicy curry in the end. He soaked it softly and ground it hard for a long time, and finally overturned the milk on top of the curry as if accidentally, and pointed at the curry pretending to be innocent and said, "Oh, you can't eat like this. gone."

Hanazawa Asahi never thought of letting Osamu Dazai eat all the spicy curry at the beginning, he couldn't bear it himself, and originally wanted to teach Osamu Dazai a small lesson.

If this is not the case, Hanazawa Demon Asahi will tell Osamu Dazai sincerely that many curries are made with milk to increase their aroma, even if milk and curry are mixed together, they can still be eaten.Maybe because the milk is mixed with the curry, the spiciness becomes milder, and maybe the taste will be good.

smile.

The kind-hearted Hanazawa Asahi finally bought Osamu Dazai a fried noodle bread to fill his stomach.

He is so nice.

"Oh, by the way, Hanazawa-kun, there is one thing I almost forgot to tell you." Dazai Osamu unpacked the package of yakisoba bread, took a bite, and said vaguely, "Kunikida-kun and the police station There are a little troublesome things to deal with, and the rest of the day will be left to me. But Kunikida-kun will hide nearby to protect you when you commute to and from work."

...Mr. Dazai, why don't you eat the milk curry before you clean it up.

Hanazawa Asahi imagined spending the next days with Osamu Dazai, who has a strange personality, and felt a little, ballsy sad.

He had already imagined that the perfect attendance award would say goodbye to him.

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Dazai and Asahi are just joking ww both of them know they are joking

Every time you call Dazai and Zai, I always feel like you are calling me a cub. 】

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