I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Hanazawa Asahi's life is a fixed three-point line, go to work→work→go home.Other than that, he seldom wanders outside, which is perfect for the work of the Armed Detective Agency.

Kunikida Doppo is a man who is responsible for his work and very strict.Hanazawa Asahi often spends a little time in the crowd before he can see Doppo Kunikida within 20 meters. He is hidden in the crowd, and the two have never communicated.

Hanazawa Asahi's colleagues didn't even notice Kunikida Doppo who frequently appeared nearby, the bodyguard hidden in the crowd, the distance was just right enough to deal with emergencies without disturbing Hanazawa Asahi's life.All in all, he is a man who is dedicated to his work.

Putting the safety of my life in Kunikida Doppo's body, I won't have the slightest doubt about it.

In contrast, Dazai Osamu, another member of the Armed Detective Agency.

... All in all, it is difficult to describe what he did in words. He is a man who makes people feel weird from the bottom of his heart.

I just hope that the criminals don't attack Osamu Dazai on the day he is on duty.

Kunikida Doppo specially called Hanazawa Asahi because Osamu Dazai was on duty today.

"Hanazawa-kun, Dazai will be in charge of your guard today. Don't look at him like that. In fact, he is very capable, and he can deal with mere criminals without any problem."

"...Well, I see."

Kunikida Doppo coughed dryly, and continued.

"Although there is no problem with his ability, there will be a little flaw in his character, please bear with him."

Based on her trust in Kunikida Doppo, Hanazawa Asahi's prejudice against Osamu Dazai disappeared temporarily.

Well, briefly.

This morning, Hanazawa Asahi opened the door, and has not yet felt the morning sun.He saw not far away, a precarious figure hanging from a tree on the second floor.

There is a tall and strong tree in front of the apartment. Osamu Dazai couldn’t help but climb up it due to its majestic and sturdy appearance, took out one of the suicide weapons he carried with him, and tied it to the branch—if you want to describe him at that time The emotion I feel, is probably seeing a beautiful and beautiful lady, and I can't help but go up to strike up a conversation and beg for love.

"Hana... Hanazawa..." Osamu Dazai said vaguely, he stretched out his hand tremblingly as if asking for help from a living person before dying, and asked Hanazawa Asahi for help, "If...it is convenient... Can you help me get out of this state?"

Normal people who hang themselves will die due to the blockage of the breathing passage, or die immediately due to compression of the neck.The time to be rescued was at stake, but Osamu Dazai miraculously did not die because the rope was tied in a dead knot, and all his body weight was applied to the cervical spine to break off to death. On the contrary, he was still reaching out for help.

"Although I yearn for death...but I don't want to die so painfully because of suffocation." After Osamu Dazai barely uttered a few words, his face gradually turned blue due to lack of oxygen. I persisted in finishing this sentence as if I was joking, "...my current goal is to commit suicide in a clear and energetic way...but I didn't expect...this tree doesn't seem to have the idea of ​​letting me die, I But now, if you want to live, you can’t ask for death.”

"Ah, I seem to have seen a fantasy—is this tree a relative of Mr. Mori...does it want to torture me to death...I don't have such a hobby."

After saying this, he tilted his head to one side as if dying.

Oh what!This guy!

I don't know how this guy's brain circuit looks like! !

Hanazawa Asahi was shocked. He climbed up the big tree with great effort. At the height of the second floor, the tree is smooth and there are no extra branches growing below. It is hard to imagine how a sick and weak person in Dazai managed to climb up it dexterously.

Although Dazai Osamu's body looked weak, for a person of Hanazawa Asahi's height, it would be difficult to untie the rope from the two-meter-high tree without incident, and then put Dazai Osamu down. .

He placed Osamu Dazai's body weight on a nearby branch to prevent him from falling to his death from a tree at the height of the second floor during the process of untying the rope. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and went to solve the problem of the respiratory tube.

Hanazawa Asahi freed the rope around Dazai Osamu's neck. Thanks to his job, Hanazawa Asahi knew about various wound treatments. Did not die in such a short time.

Fortunately, although his respiratory tract almost died of suffocation, he was dealt with in time and did not die as a result.

It seemed that Osamu Dazai did not die so easily no matter how he tried to die.

He clutched his neck and said to himself: "Oh, it seems that the cervical spine is really going to be broken... I will say goodbye to my neck after a minute's delay."

"..."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his neck to relax for a while, then he got up unsteadily like a normal person.Weakly leaning against Hanazawa Asahi, Osamu Dazai was about 20cm taller than Hanazawa Asahi, he leaned against Hanazawa Asahi with his whole body, as if he was like a tree bear, facing Hanazawa Asahi It is probably because there is an overweight thing on the body.

"Good morning, Hanazawa-kun. Today's weather is really nice, and I came to work on time today." Dazai Osamu said with a smile as if nothing had happened, "But compared to ordinary greetings, if we don't go down, it will No matter how strong a tree branch is, it will be tossed to death by us who weigh two hundred catties."

Hanazawa Asahi didn't know where to start complaining, he waited and watched Dazai Osamu's appearance, as if there was really nothing wrong, he was relieved.

Osamu Dazai's movement was as light as a cat's, he easily grabbed a branch below, jumped to the ground, patted the dust on his clothes, and looked around casually.

Huazawa Asahi slowly climbed down holding the thick tree trunk, and he patted the dusty shirt.Osamu Dazai on the side also patted his clothes on the back very friendly, just when Hanazawa Asahi wanted to say thank you.

"Oh, it's already 08:30." Osamu Dazai glanced at the clock standing in the square from the corner of his eye, and said with a smile that Yanyan helped Hanazawa Asahi to straighten the turned-up neckline, "Is it too late to get to the training ground from here? ? According to the usual time for the bus to arrive at the practice field, it will take about 45 minutes. If you continue to toss, Hanazawa-kun will be half an hour late."

"???"

Hanazawa Asahi glanced at his watch in disbelief, it was already 35:45.As Osamu Dazai said, even if you try your best to get to the station now, it will take [-] minutes anyway, not counting the waiting time.

The culprit who caused him to be late, Osamu Dazai, was still standing there, tidying his clothes for him.

Hanazawa Asahi turned his head and gave Osamu Dazai a hard look, then pulled his backpack forward at full speed, took out his cell phone with the other hand, and made a quick call.

"Wait for me."

"Wait, it's all your fault, Dazai!"

Ignoring Dazai Osamu's voice behind, Hanazawa Asahi immediately rushed out of the gate of the community.

He ran out like the wind, calling a nearby taxi on the phone.

Although it is expensive to take a taxi, it is better than being late.After being late, he lost all his full attendance bonus for this month. You must know that full attendance is very valuable, and you can buy coffee jelly to make it cool.

The taxi came quickly, Hanazawa Asahi opened the door, just when he wanted to close it.Osamu Dazai pressed the car door with one hand, and squeezed in without hesitation.

"You can drive now, Uncle Driver. The destination is the ○○ training ground."

"..."

Kunikida Doppo, who is used to self-reliance, goes to spend a day with Dazai Osamu... No, not for half an hour, Hanazawa Asahi misses Kunikida Doppo's reliability very much.

The small flaw in Kunikida Doppo's mouth, this small flaw is really beyond Hanazawa Asahi's imagination.

He looked at the meter on the mobile app, and watched the numbers go up little by little, and his heart seemed to gradually cool down with this number.

"...Ugh."

First, a small whimper drew the attention of Osamu Dazai who was looking at the scenery outside the window.

He stared helplessly at Hanazawa Asahi next to him, and stared at the phone screen without saying a word, tears accumulated in his reddened eye sockets, big tears poured down on the phone screen, and it made him feel sad just looking at it. Heartbreaking and heartbreaking.

"You are like this... as if I bullied you to the point of crying."

Huazawa Asahi held his mouth shut, and looked at the expensive price that was finally fixed on the screen of the mobile phone, and his temper also came up.

"Stop rambling, it's all your fault. If it wasn't for you...if it wasn't for you..."

Huazawa Asahi cried, accusing: "...how am I going to pay for this?" Obviously it was all my hard-earned wages, but in the end because of you, I will not be able to make a wish to Lord Almighty God next month.

The ghost knows when his beloved thousand-yen warrior will appear, the god who can only be bribed with coffee jelly.

Osamu Dazai watched helplessly as the driver uncle looked at the lens from the corner of his eye, and then showed a scolding expression.Although the driver uncle didn't say anything, he was looking at Osamu Dazai in the lens all the time.

The boy who was crying didn't know the wrong man at all.

Just like a scumbag scene.

But would Osamu Dazai have such self-awareness?

No, he did not.

He acted ruthlessly as if he hadn't seen anything. Don't think he didn't know that Hanazawa Asahi was born with well-developed tear glands. He had seen all of this in the materials.

Hanazawa Asahi pinched Dazai Osamu's finger bones as if venting his anger, and then wiped his tears with a tissue.

Osamu Dazai stopped while looking at the scenery outside the window, and listened to the voice of the driver saying that he had arrived at his destination.Osamu Dazai was thinking that Hanazawa Asahi should have finished crying.

Turning his head, he saw Huazawa Asahi's eye sockets were swollen from crying, and tearfully took out his wallet and handed the money to the driver uncle.

"The tear glands are so developed."

"Stop rambling, you bastard."

Hanazawa Asahi snorted and said viciously.

It's just that he, who was still crying, didn't seem to be intimidating, but acted like a baby with water in his mouth.

"I've decided, I'm going to take revenge on you at noon today! Go to the restaurant on the training ground and wait!"

"...?"

Dining room? ?

Osamu Dazai dubiously picked out his ears.

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Mr. Mori lying innocently _(:з」∠)_

And in Chapter 5, the protagonist bullied Dazai Osamu who was crying. This person is too much (pointing) but his face is really nice to see, not to mention the voice is still mamo

Don't go to the house without talking about it for a day, chuya mine, he is already on my bed, what are you daydreaming about

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