[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Since Tong Baixiong left that day, the news that Dongfang Bubai, the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, liked to disguise himself as a woman and was willing to live as a concubine quickly spread across the country.

Dongfang Bubai himself doesn't care, he doesn't care about those rumors at all, and hides in the small town with the lame Lao Yang to live an ordinary life.Embroidering, practicing kung fu, cooking, having sex every day, life is wonderful.

But Lao Yang seemed a little restless, and he scolded Dongfang Bubai more and more day by day.Although Dongfang Bubai wouldn't talk back to him, his emotions didn't get any relief, on the contrary, they got worse.

Su Lanling used to think that Lao Yang was a scumbag and a hot chicken, although he is now, but after getting along with him for half a month, Su Lanling found that this person still has some bright spots, for example, he is diligent, can talk, and has outstanding charm , work quickly and so on.Of course, he has more shortcomings, such as selfishness, vanity, short-sightedness, arrogance and so on.

Yang Lianting doesn't know martial arts at all, but in the Sun Moon God Sect, he says one thing and holds great power.In terms of mind, he is not superior, and in terms of ability, he is only average.He was like a poor scholar who was favored by a rich lady, a gold digger who fell in love with a rich man.Times come and go, and you can get what you want, followed by infinitely magnified ambitions.

He wanted to be like Wu Zetian, walking from the harem to Chengde Hall, from behind the scenes to the front of the stage.However, it is a pity that he does not have Wu Zetian's strength and wisdom, so he can only be a male favorite, a villain who relies on hugging his thighs to get high.Every day, I conscientiously grasp the little power in my hand, like an old farmer who has won a big prize, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting, and holding it in his hand for fear of falling, only staring at him can be at ease.

But Su Lanling felt that Yang Lianting was not a coward when he was a male favorite, he dared to yell at Dongfang Bubai, he was completely like a husband, even Wu Zetian didn't dare.

Yang Lianting couldn't calm down to heal his wounds, and just after he recovered, he asked someone to carry him to Heimuya, for fear of being usurped.Dongfang Bubai's repeated attempts to dissuade him were in vain, so he could only watch helplessly as he got into the sedan chair on crutches.

Looking at the two of them, Su Lanling suddenly thought of Ximen Chuuxue.This is not the case with Ximen Chuuxue. Although he also has a bit of machismo common to men of this era, he respects others very much.Even if he doesn't like or disagree with your approach, but because you are his friend, he will still help you without hesitation.

Alas, Su Lanling sighed, and suddenly missed Xiao Chui a little bit.I don't know how he is doing in Wanmei Villa.Although the old father-in-law will definitely not treat him badly, but without a fairy daughter like himself, Xiao Chui's life must be very boring... Su Lanling, who is slow, is like a college student who has left home. I didn't feel much of it, but when I got over my strength, I felt that I missed my home more and more day by day.

So Su Lanling thought about it, and decided to write a letter to Xiao Chui!

Spreading out the letter paper, Su Lanling took up a pen and wrote:

Wuli is a little blow, it's like seeing a letter.

We haven't seen each other for four or five months, I miss you very much, how about you?

I live in Hebei now, and my life is good. I have also gained a hundred catties of Laifu and Wangcai. If you see them again, you may not be able to take them with you.

My new neighbors are a couple, the man is Yang Gou and the woman is Hong Jie.They are nice people and take good care of me. Don't worry about me, take care of yourself.Eat more, practice less, and take good care of Master.

The main reason I am writing to you is to invite you to participate in this year's Qingfengguan Eighth Year Celebration: The World's First Martial Arts Tournament... Sincerely, salute.I dreamed about your brother Ling at night

Su Lanling didn't dare to be too arrogant, and wrote an invitation letter in a serious manner. After all, his old father-in-law is hunting him down now, so he can't make it too high-profile, and he still has to be polite and afraid.

Delivering the letter to Wanmei Villa openly, Su Lanling knew that the chance that Ximen Chuuxue would see this letter was less than one-tenth of a percent, but there was always a possibility that it wasn't?Maybe I accidentally saw it when my character exploded.

Unexpectedly, on the third day after sending out the letter, Su Lanling really got a response.

There were 80 postmen who came to deliver the letters, and they also took advantage of the time when sister Hong next door went to Heimuya to pick up her husband from get off work.Everyone is wearing a black uniform, very uniform.After a lot of busy work, Su Lanling signed for the letter with his bloody handprint, and when he opened it, there were only two big characters in it: courting death!

The huge exclamation mark at the end is enough to show that the old father-in-law misses Su Lanling.

Su Lanling sighed speechlessly, you old people really can't take a joke, if you are serious, you will lose!

But judging by his father-in-law's character, he doesn't seem like a person who is afraid of losing_(:з」∠)_

Sister Hong came back with Lao Yang Qinggong in her arms and saw the corpses all over the place, she didn't say much, but Lao Yang cast admiring glances at Su Lanling who was sitting in the center of the corpse and meditating to heal his injuries.As a result, before I could even take a second look, my eyes were covered...

Yang Lianting: "..." Can you save me some face outside? !

Five or six days later, four people came to Su Lanling's clinic.

They are the sponsors that Gu Qingfeng found for the martial arts competition. They are the shopkeepers of Ankang Medical Center, Ruyi Porcelain Shop, Jinxiufang and Biyuan Weapons Shop. They are all large enterprises all over the country.

Among them, the shopkeeper of Jinxiufang can be said to have gone through the back door, because the current person in charge of his Tang family's property is Su Lanling's uncle Tang Aoqing.

Su Lanling warmly welcomed the four of them into the door. The person in charge of the Ankang Medical Center looked at the decoration of the Su Lanling Medical Center and said carefully, "I didn't expect Mr. Su to know medical skills."

Su Lanling: "..." Sure enough, there is only naked hatred between colleagues. You have been tempted since the first meeting.

"Side business, side business." Su Lanling took out the contract that he had prepared long ago to change the subject: "This is the sponsored content of our sponsors and the number of advertisements and content effects that we Qingfengguan need to promote to you.

Hearing what he said, the few people didn't bother to look at the display, and hurriedly picked up the contract and looked at it carefully.

As they watched, Su Lanling explained to them: "You should have known about our sponsorship this time before. What you need to do is to provide money, goods and manpower for our competition. In the competition, we will promote your shops..."

After they finished reading, Su Lanling basically finished talking. He took a sip of tea before looking at the four of them: "Do you have any questions?"

The other three shook their heads, only the person in charge of the Ankang Medical Center said: "Others are fine, but the contract requires that each arena must be equipped with two doctors. .Isn’t it enough to have one under each arena?”

Su Lanling shook his head: "Of course not enough, because what these two doctors need to do is not only the pre-match inspection, but also the post-match treatment. The pre-match inspection can be waited, and the next one will be diagnosed after one diagnosis, but the post-match treatment Is it ok? The two injured players had already gone through a hard fight and came down from the arena covered in bruises. Do we have to wait for the other to be treated before the next one? And the two doctors are not only for the safety of the players, but also for the competition Fair considerations, if a doctor is bought by a player or suddenly becomes ill..."

Su Lanling didn't say what happened next, but everyone present knew it well.

Seeing that the person in charge of the Ankang Medical Center was still frowning, Su Lanling seemed to be in difficulty, so Su Lanling thought about it, and said, "Well, after all, we can't make the people in the city feel uncomfortable by holding this competition. Medicine can be cured. If not, just one doctor and two apprentices who can get started, so there will be no difficulties, right?" Doctors are not enough nurses to make up for it, so emergency rescue should be no problem.

The person in charge of the Ankang Medical Center relaxed his brows and readily agreed, and several people began to sign the contract.

After signing the contract, Su Lanling prepared to invite a few people to dinner. After all, he traveled all the way from the capital to the Hebei gang to sign the contract with him.

As a result, before the few people went out, another carriage stopped at the entrance of the medical hall, and it didn't look like an ordinary carriage.

The four sides of this carriage are wrapped with several bolts of golden silk, and the boards under the golden silk are spliced ​​and assembled with extremely rare and expensive nanmu, and carpenters use delicate techniques to carve looming patterns on it. An imperceptible subtlety and magnificence.Not to mention the horses in front, eight tall maroon horses, each with strong hooves and flying long manes.Every part of the body is so well matched, every muscle shows strength.Although Su Lanling doesn't understand horses, the eight big red horses make people feel so fit and smooth at first glance.

But it was such a carriage that made the faces of the four high-spirited managers instantly sink.

Su Lanling questioned: "I don't know this car..."

Before Su Lanling finished asking, the person in charge of Ruyi Porcelain Store explained to Su Lanling very quickly: "This is the car of Fugui Huafang's family. There are people above the boss."

Oh ~

Hearing the name of this shop, Su Lanling immediately understood, Fugui Flower House also wanted to participate in this sponsorship, but because of the poor character of the shop and the limited scope of the shop, it was not accepted by Gu Qingfeng.Judging from this, he probably got some news, so he came to disrupt the situation right after him, but it was a pity that he was one step late.

Is there someone above the boss?Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like we're going to fight another tough battle today!