[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Gu Qingfeng waited for Su Lanling all afternoon, seeing him send away patients one after another, before he asked, "Why did you come to Hebei?"

Su Lanling said quietly: "I was hunted down."

Gu Qingfeng looked contemptuous, "What else can you do?"

Su Lanling snorted coldly: "I can still hold the world's first martial arts competition."

Gu Qingfeng's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "Tell me carefully."

In fact, the inspiration for Su Lanling came from the previous exchange meeting of the Emei Sect, but the main purpose of holding this competition is not to make money and profit, but like the Emei Sect, in order to divert their own risks, the difference is that the Emei Sect is forced to , Su Lanling took the initiative.

"The full name of this competition is the first martial arts competition in the world for the eighth anniversary of Qingfengguan. Obviously, in order to celebrate the eighth anniversary of Qingfengguan, such a competition is organized to compete in the Central Plains, including outside and inside the customs. , Who has the best martial arts in the small sect, and whose strength is great. Of course, we will not let them come in vain, and we will issue honorary certificates certified by the imperial court. How about it, are you okay?" Su Lanling squinted at Gu Qingfeng, waved After all these years, it must have worked.

"No problem, no problem." I don't care about Jianghu affairs today, but I am quite happy to watch the excitement. I have visited the Qingfengguan tourist attraction a few times in microservices.

"The first thing we need to do in the competition is to invite each sect to send out five groups, with the ages of 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 years old as a group, to compete in order to determine the rank of the sect, divide Create first-rate, second-rate, and third-rate sects."

"Wait a minute." Gu Qingfeng stopped him, "You're making big news, Su Lanling, you're going to reshuffle the rivers and lakes."

Su Lanling smiled: "Of course, how can we do it without shuffling the cards? Everyone thinks they are great and makes trouble every day, which makes them feel a little bit of crisis!" It's time for the old father-in-law to show his strength :)

"And don't you have the heart to keep Qingfeng Temple out of fashion?"

In a word, Gu Qingfeng's hesitation disappeared immediately, and he shuffled the cards!Don't wash it!I still want to catch the big and small king again!

"After the third-class schools are divided, we will compete in each class and select various excellent schools, such as the best cooperative school, the best skill school, the best individual combat school, and so on. Series, distribution of certificates and prizes. Although our event is not new, but our new is the official, authoritative, large investment, large lineup..."

"Wait," Gu Qingfeng was unhappy again, "Why do you need to spend a lot of money..."

Su Lanling: "..." Come on, big brother, let me explain to you in detail how to find investment, so don't leave your father alone for the rest of your life.

The two kept discussing until the lights came on, and Su Lanling went out to eat with Gu Qingfeng and his party. Gu Qingfeng wanted to eat and live at Su Lanling's house.As a result, Su Lanling opened the second door to show him. Except for a small courtyard, the entire backyard is full of bamboo forests, and there are two free-range bamboo bears eating fruits in the middle...

Gu Qingfeng was speechless: "You are too used to the two of them, you live in a bigger place than people."

Su Lanling rolled her eyes, that's not true, this is a token of love, precious.

In the end, Gu Qingfeng had no choice but to take his disciples to live in a hotel. It's the territory of gangsters, my friends, a group of Taoist priests went to live here... It was really a trap!And the family's reasons are very comprehensive, at this price, I can't live in love!

It made Gu Qingfeng want to discuss the follow-up with Su Lanling, but in the end, he couldn't discuss it in detail, so he had to discuss the preliminary arrangement and left in a hurry.

Su Lanling became the hands-off shopkeeper and continued to practice skills at Heimuya.

After living in Hebei for a few months, Su Lanling found that the Sun Moon God Sect was really not very popular, it was too chaotic.Not only did he often fight and kill the knights passing by, but his own family also disliked each other.Fenglei Hall, the head snake in their small town, has a good relationship with the other four halls, but they are very at odds with the ten elders, and they will fight every now and then, which is really a big contradiction.

But it's also cheaper for Su Lanling, who can brush skills every day, not only can brush blood-boosting skills, but also can brush control skills, body fixation, sealing internal force and so on, which is very good.

Dongfang Bubai is aware of these things, but he doesn't care about them. He still cooks and embroiders like a housewife every day.Sometimes when the dishes are well cooked, they will give some to Su Lanling to eat, but they always put it down and leave without saying a word.

Just like that, there are still rumors about Su Lanling's affair, saying that Su Lanling and Yang Lianting are getting along...

Yang Lianting was very angry with these rumors, but there was nothing he could do except fight and kill, until that day, when he was carried back.

Su Lanling saw Dongfang Bubai running out of the room quickly, threw himself on Yang Lianting and hugged him, and said, "Brother Lian, you, you... what's wrong? Did you get hurt by him?"

Yang Lianting was probably in severe pain, his tough and handsome face was covered with sweat, he gritted his teeth and looked at the caring and loving Dongfang Bubai, trying to show a smile: "You woman, what are you talking about, this little injury I see you are in a hurry."

Dongfang Bubai didn't think it was a minor injury, he hugged him with pity on his face, and walked slowly into the house, as if he was afraid that a little bump would make Yang Lianting's injury worse.

Su Lanling felt that it might be useful for him, so he followed in. As a result, he saw a beautiful girl in light green clothes with wide eyes, and followed in blankly.

The girl was covered with a veil, so she couldn't see her full face, but she could see that her skin was very good, as white as transparent, her eyes were round and big, and her eyelashes were curved, which looked very attractive.

Only now, those beautiful eyes were full of unbelievable surprise.

inside the house,

Dongfang Bubai put Yang Lianting gently on the bed, and asked with distressed face: "Is the pain serious?" Then he said: "It's just a broken leg bone, it's nothing serious, don't worry, I'll fix it for you right away." " Then slowly removed his shoes and socks, pulled the fragrantly embroidered quilt over him, and covered him, just like a virtuous wife serving her husband.

The girl in green was even more shocked when she heard this, with a strangely distorted expression.

Dongfang Bubai took out a green silk handkerchief from his bosom, and slowly wiped the sweat and dirt off Yang Lianting's forehead, then took another piece from the embroidered basket, and told him to bite.

Maybe it was in front of Su Lanling, Yang Lianting was a little embarrassed, and said angrily: "What are you doing like a mother-in-law? You can pick it up as you want, why do you need anything from these girls!"

Dongfang Bubai smiled and coaxed him: "Yes, yes, don't be angry, but your leg hurts so much? It really hurts." After speaking, he kissed him on the forehead.

Seeing this, the girl in green turned her head away and retched, as if disgusted.The beautiful eyes struggled a lot, and seemed to want to avoid it, but the footsteps did not move at all.

Don't look at Dongfang Bubai's gentle face, but his strikes are quick, the effort of bowing his head and kissing Yang Lianting has already connected his leg bones.

Yang Lianting's expression was grim for a moment, and then returned to normal, panting heavily.

Only then did Dongfang Bubai greet Su Lanling and ask him to take a look.

Su Lanling was about to feel his pulse, but Dongfang Bubai was in the way. He covered Yang Lianting's wrist with a thin silk handkerchief to prevent Su Lanling from having direct contact with him.

Su Lanling: "..." Sister Hong, we are all gossips, how can I rob you of your husband? !

Helpless, Su Lanling had no choice but to feel his pulse through the handkerchief. Fortunately, Yang Lianting's heartbeat was more violent at this time, and his pulse was stronger, so Su Lanling barely smashed the signboard.Looking at the bones again, Su Lanling said: "Well, there are no other problems. Eat less greasy, spicy and sweet things, and eat more vegetables, fruits and calcium products, such as milk bone soup, etc. You can't eat meat and bones." Su Lanling had seen a patient before. He also had a broken leg. He gnawed on his fleshy bones every day. After a long time, the wound did not heal, and instead he developed hemorrhoids...

Su Lanling took out another small box of ointment that looked bluffing and put it in a jade vessel, and said to Dongfang Bubai: "You can rub a little less on his Kunlun and Taixi points, it can relieve pain and speed up healing. .”

Dongfang Bubai did as he did, Su Lanling took the opportunity to give Yang Lianting some treatment, and sure enough, he saw that his breathing slowed down and calmed down.

The immediate effect made Dongfang Bubai overjoyed, and said to Su Lanling, "Sell me the medicine!"

Su Lanling rolled his eyes, it's useless to sell you, it depends on his father, so he refused: "Impossible, I should charge you 1000 taels if you use this, but for the sake of the neighbors I don't want your money."

In the end, he didn't expect Yang Lianting to be anxious when he said that, and said to Dongfang Bubai: "No! Give him 1000 taels."

Dongfang Bubai was naturally obedient to him, and immediately gave Su Lanling 1000 taels.

Su Lanling: "..." OK, OK, you have money and you can say whatever you want.

Su Lanling took the money and left. When she left, the girl in green was still staring at those two people.

After a while, the girl in green also came out, probably because of a quarrel, her expression was very bad, with tears in her eyes.

But Su Lanling didn't feel sorry for her at all, just because the other party retched in the room just now, Su Lanling didn't like her at all!

What the hell, it's not a pregnant woman, what a vomit, it's really rude!If you don't like to feel disgusting, just leave, and you deliberately pretend to be in front of others, a bitch is hypocritical!

The next day Su Lanling found out that Yang Lianting's leg was broken by Tong Baixiong.The reason is that Tong Baixiong laughed at Yang Lianting because he really relied on hugging his thighs to get to the top, and he has no skills at all, and even a good friend was choked up.

Who is Yang Lianting, he is really a pure man, a person who can even overthrow the leader of the devil sect, can he tolerate him?So I started to fight with the other party on the spot, and then my leg was broken...

After hearing this, Su Lanling only felt that the money was low yesterday! !Based on this cause of disease, Lao Yang has to give him 1 taels!

But this Tong Baixiong is really arrogant.Although people in the world don't know that Dongfang Bubai likes men to disguise themselves as women and is willing to be a woman, everyone knows that Yang Lianting is Dongfang Bubai's male favourite. Tong Baixiong even scoffs at Yang Lianting and dares to fight , It has really expanded to a certain extent.

Although brothers are like siblings and male favorites are like clothes, Yang Lianting is not ordinary clothes, he is Chanel and Estee Lane! !It is an invincible luxury in the East! !

No wonder Dongfang Bubai must kill Tong Baixiong in the end, you dare to tear my Gucci limited edition and tell me you are a good sister?

Climb bitch by yourself!

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Su Lanling originally thought that the matter was over, but unexpectedly, Tong Baixiong came to the door the next day.

It should be what the green-clothed girl said yesterday, so Tong Baixiong patted the door and called Dongfang Bubai: "Brother Dongfang, Brother Dongfang, open the door. I know you are inside, open the door for Big Brother."

There is no response inside.

Tong Baixiong patted patiently for a while, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Yang Lianting! You son of a bitch! Don't hide in there and pretend to be dead, I know you are here! Get out of here."

As soon as he started scolding, the younger brother who followed him naturally couldn't be idle, you started scolding each other sentence by sentence.

Su Lanling didn't want to care about it at first, but the other party was so loud that he couldn't tell the patient's pulse.That's why Su Lanling opened the door and said, "Stop taking pictures, people are not at home, and went out to buy vegetables." There was only a lame old Yang left in the room, even if he wanted to open the door for you, he was powerless.

However, Su Lanling never expected that as soon as he finished speaking, the door opened from the inside.

Lao Yang was indeed a real man, he was beaten up like that yesterday, and he was still not shy at all, so he jumped over and opened the door for them.

Seeing Yang Lianting, Tong Baixiong didn't have time to take care of Su Lanling, and immediately cursed: "You bastard who sells your ass, you actually ruined my brother like this, I will eradicate you for our Sun Moon God Sect today!" Great disaster!" As he spoke, he raised his knife and was about to strike at Yang Lianting.

Yang Lianting backed away in fright, but he had a broken leg, so he had nowhere to go, so he could only dodge with his body crooked, and fell to the ground before he could stand still.

Yang Lianting didn't hide after the fall, and sat straight on the ground and scolded Tong Baixiong: "Tong, you should try to chop me off. If you dare to chop off a hair of me today, you won't be able to get out of this town." Believe it or not!"

Su Lanling originally thought that Tong Baixiong could still fight, and thought whether he should save Lao Yang, a scumbag, but he didn't expect that Tong Baixiong actually put down his knife and began to scold Yang Lianting.

Tong Baixiong said angrily: "Your surname Yang said that it makes people laugh! What are you, you dare to talk to me!"

Yang Lianting seemed to have guessed that the other party would not dare to do anything, and taunted him: "What the hell am I? I'm the chief executive of the Sun Moon God Sect! But you, Tong Baixiong, what are you? You're nothing more than a hall master, and you dare to call him a brother! If you are guilty of cholera, I think you are a great disaster for the divine sect!"

Tong Baixiong was so annoyed by Yang Lianting that he began to swear profanely again.Unexpectedly, Yang Lianting did not show any weakness, even sitting on the ground with the same imposing manner, he and Tong Baixiong fought back and forth for three hundred rounds.

Su Lanling couldn't see any danger and didn't worry anymore, so he went back and continued to see a doctor. It wasn't until two quarters of an hour later, when Dongfang Bubai came back with a vegetable basket, that Su Lanling came out again to watch the excitement.

At this time, a large crowd of people had already gathered around the door, and Dongfang Bubai didn't say a word when he came back. He quickly nailed three silver needles to the wall, and the onlookers dispersed in an instant.

After all, this is the territory of the Devil's Cult. Naturally, everyone knows the name and glorious deeds of the leader.

Seeing Dongfang Bubai, Tong Baixiong looked heartbroken, and shouted: "Brother, why are you making such a gesture! Did this man surnamed Yang confuse you! Did he bewitch you!" The last sentence The words are quite heart-piercing.

Dongfang Bubai still had feelings for Tong Baixiong at this time, so he was not angry, but after helping Yang Lianting up, he said in a flat voice: "Brother Tong, it's none of Brother Lian's business."

Tong Baixiong seemed a little unbelievable, and stared at Dongfang Bubai with wide eyes: "Are you confused brother! You, you..." He was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Dongfang Bubai said slowly, "Brother Tong, I have known you since I was about 11 years old. At that time, my family was poor, and it was only thanks to your relief for many years that I was able to survive. When my parents passed away, I had nothing. Long things, nothing to bury, and you took care of the funeral. Later on the Taihang Mountain, the Ludong Seven Tigers attacked me. At that time, I failed to practice, and they suddenly attacked me, and my right hand was seriously injured. I saw that I was dying in an instant. It is because of you that you risked your life to save me, that brother is able to live to this day."

Hearing what he said, Tong Baixiong waved his hands and said, "Why bring up the past." After speaking, he glanced at Yang Lianting with a little complacency.

But Dongfang Bubai continued: "A few years ago, my brother had just taken over the power of the Sun Moon God Sect. Elder Luo of Suzaku Hall was dissatisfied and took the lead in embarrassing brother. You were the one who killed Elder Luo. So from now on Among them, there is no second person who dares to disagree with you. Your love is remembered by your righteous brothers, and they dare not forget it day and night."

Dongfang Bubai has already said such soft words, remind Tong Baixiong not to stretch his hands too far.Unexpectedly, Tong Baixiong snorted and said: "You still remember these old things, and you don't look at what you have done in the past few years! I also know that you only have your brother Lian in your heart!"

In an instant, Dongfang Bubai's expression fell.

Tong Baixiong regretted the words as soon as he uttered them, and hurriedly made amends: "Sun Moon God taught Wen Chengwu Virtue, Zebei common people, isn't this your goal, brother? But look at you now, it really makes big brother feel sad!!"

But Dongfang Bubai was already angry, he turned around and entered the room while supporting Yang Lianting, but he didn't even say a word to Xiong Baitong...