[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman
Chapter 47: Clothes
The coachman opened the golden sandy curtain, and a tall, fat man in brocade clothes wearing a purple robe came out from inside.
The man glanced at the five of them, a pair of small eyes that were squeezed so hard that they couldn't see showed a look of contempt.The short and thick nose also snorted vigorously, the nostrils lifted up slightly, and said in a condescending tone: "Which one of you is the person in charge of the contract of Qingfengguan?"
Su Lanling: "..." It's fine if you don't know the person in charge, but you don't even know the competitor?Five out of four and the one left is the idiot!
Su Lanling didn't speak, and the four store managers naturally couldn't speak, and there was a trace of silence in the scene.
Seeing that no one paid attention to him, the man was a little angry, frowned his thick and thick eyebrows, and raised his voice: "I ask you who is the person in charge of the contract of Qingfeng Temple!"
……
There was silence again, Su Lanling was a little drunk, he ignored you the first time, and humiliated himself the second time.So he turned his head and said to the other four people: "Although it's already past the time for breakfast, I'm afraid everyone didn't eat well in the rush all the way. Why don't we go and taste the delicacies of Hebei together? Compared with the capital, it has a different taste."
When they heard Su Lanling's words, everyone agreed, and at the same time they felt relieved, but at the same time they couldn't help feeling a little bit fond of him.Regardless of the young age of Manager Su, he is very comprehensive in dealing with people.
"Hey! That kid!" The man's fleshy big hands with no bones visible continued to Su Lanling, "How can you be so rude?"
Su Lanling looked at him with surprise when he heard the words: "Why do you say I'm rude?"
The man said angrily, "Why didn't you answer when I called you just now? Isn't that rude?"
Su Lanling smiled and said, "Mr. is calling me, isn't he the person in charge of the contract of Qingfengguan?"
Seeing Su Lanling's sarcasm that didn't show any face, the other four people in charge showed a hint of smile on their faces.On the contrary, the man was so angry that he patted the carriage board and said, "Presumptuous! Do you know who is behind me!"
Su Lanling took a look with his head: "It's your coachman."
That man: "..."
"Pfft." The person in charge of the Ruyi Porcelain Store was so frightened by Su Lanling's uprightness that he laughed out loud. After laughing, he saw that the man's expression was really bad, so he hurriedly cleared his throat and returned to normal.
It's a pity that it's a bit late, this laughter has quickly ignited the small flame of anger in the man's heart, he pointed to Su Lanling again and said: "You! Okay! Just wait, I don't want you to stay in Hebei!" Said After that, the man was helped by the coachman into the carriage, as if Su Lanling would kneel down and beg for mercy a second later.
The person in charge of Ruyi Porcelain Shop looked at Su Lanling apologetically, and said in shame, "I... can't help it."
Su Lanling waved his hand: "Don't mind, there are not many people who can make me unable to stay." Except for the old father-in-law, there is probably no other in this world.
After eating, he sent off the other four leaders. Su Lanling also took time to go back to the guild to take a nap before ushering in Fat Brother's revenge.
Looking at the arrogant fat man and the vicious thugs, Su Lanling calmly put down the book in his hand and went to pat on the door of Miss Hong next door.
"Sister Yang, your little brother is here to make trouble!"
Mrs. Yang liked the name Su Lanling very much, and quickly opened the door, looking at the younger brothers behind Fat Brother.
With one look, more than a dozen elders were frightened, turned around and left without saying a word.
Fat Brother: "..."
Fat Brother jumped up anxiously, yelling and cursing at those people, but unfortunately those people were not willing to listen, they couldn't be dragged back, and ran very fast.
When he was exhausted from shouting, Fat Brother turned around and yelled at Su Lanling and Dongfang Bubai: "Don't be complacent! My younger brother is the headmaster of the Sun Moon God Sect on the Black Wood Cliff, I promise to make you look good!"
Su Lanling: "..." Excuseme? ! !
Fat brother, are you and Lao Yang brothers? ?
Su Lanling and Dongfang Bubai glanced at each other, and sure enough, they also saw the blankness in each other's eyes, it seemed that they really didn't know each other.
This is a bit of a hassle.
Dongfang Bubai frowned and thought hard, and said to Su Lanling: "Those people just now seem to be really the people around Brother Lian."
Su Lanling: "..." Sister-in-law Yang, can you be more considerate to the gang members? You are still receiving the salary of the Sun Moon God Sect!
"I'll go ask Brother Lian."
Dongfang Bubai closed the door and came out, and left without saying a word, only Su Lanling and Fat Brother were left to look at each other... Sister Hong, after all, they are your relatives, can't you let them in first?
Su Lanling thought about it, and felt that this matter couldn't wait for Yang Lianting to come back. With Yang Lianting's character, it would definitely affect the friendship between them as neighbors, so Su Lanling raised his eyebrows, with a domineering look: "Just now someone I'm too embarrassed to ask, why? Are you the elder brother of that fellow Yang Lianting?"
Fat Brother snorted coldly: "How is it?"
"Hehe." Su Lanling sneered, "Do you know who I am?!"
Fat Brother glanced at him, "Who are you?"
"I'm Tong Baixiong's younger brother! Hmph, do you know who that woman was just now? It's my sister-in-law! Do you think your little brothers are not afraid!"
Speaking of which, Su Lanling went into the room and took out a big knife, swiped it vigorously a few times, and said to the fat brother with a grim face: "A few days ago, my brother broke your brother's leg, and today you came again, What are you doing here? Courting death?"
Fat Brother frowned, and his small eyes seemed to widen a little because of his face. He said to Su Lanling in a trembling voice, "You are the younger brother of Tong Baixiong, the master of Fenglei Hall? Isn't your surname Su?"
Su Lanling rolled his eyes with his knife in his arms: "Cousin! How can we be born by the same mother with such a big difference in grades!"
The fat brother moved his mouth, and he was waiting to say more, but Su Lanling said impatiently: "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore! Take your life. My sister-in-law is not here, so I happened to kill someone to silence my words." He raised his big knife and slashed at Fat Brother, looking as if he wished to tear him into pieces.
The fat brother was so scared that he backed away again and again, unexpectedly, Su Lanling started to fight without saying a word, and he really had the same temperament as that Tong Baixiong, very straightforward.
The boy was young, lacked precision, and the entrance was narrow, so the knife got stuck on the pillar at the entrance with the first cut.Moreover, the force of the knife just now was extremely strong, the knife was stuck very deep, and the boy failed to pull it out even after pulling it out a few times.
Seeing this, the fat brother was terrified, and hurriedly turned around and climbed onto the carriage without the driver's help. He urged loudly, "Go, go! You little lunatic."
The coachman was also terrified, and before the master could sit still, he drove away in the carriage, shaking the fat man so much that he almost didn't fall off the carriage.
Looking at the carriage going away, Su Lanling couldn't help shaking his head, this elder brother can't do it, at least he's much less courageous than his younger brother.
A quarter of an hour later, Dongfang Bubai returned with Yang Lianting in his arms.
Seeing Su Lanling, Yang Lianting hurriedly got down from Dongfang Bubai's embrace and stood up, looked around and asked Dongfang Bubai: "Where is he?"
Dongfang Bubai looked at Su Lanling again, and Su Lanling said knowingly: "Just now a young man surnamed Su came over with a machete and said that he is the cousin of Hall Master Tong Baixiong Tong. He heard that the other brother is Brother Yang's elder brother, Then he said that he wanted to vent his anger for his brother, so he swung his knife and chopped it down, you see he chopped down the pillar at the door." Su Lanling pointed to the knife mark on the pillar.
Yang Lianting was furious when he heard the words, and scolded Tong Baixiong again, very angry.
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly comforted him, helping him to calm down.
Yang Lianting had had enough of scolding, and asked Dongfang Bubai: "What do you think my brother brought people to look for trouble?"
Dongfang Bubai looked at Su Lanling again, Su Lanling: "..."
Su Lanling understood Yang Lianting's words, and felt that he had misunderstood a bit, but he did not tell Dongfang Bubai that he was looking for trouble when he called the door...
So Su Lanling continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "I don't know what's going on, anyway, I was basking in the sun at the door, and another brother came with a large group of people. He glanced at me arrogantly and motioned for me to call the door. At that time I didn't know he was Brother Yang's brother, so I thought he was here to make trouble, so I asked Mrs. Yang to come out to have a look. As soon as Mrs. Yang came out, the other brother ran away with the group of people, and the other brother scolded me. Said to Mrs. Yang, "Don't be complacent! My younger brother is the chief manager on the Blackwood Cliff. I promise to make you look good!". Mrs. Yang and I don't know him, and we don't know whether it is true or not, so Mrs. Yang said to ask You, Hall Master Tong's younger brother came after Mrs. Yang left."
Yang Lianting looked at Dongfang Bubai, Dongfang Bubai nodded, indicating that there was nothing wrong.
Su Lanling was worried, and hesitantly said: "I don't know if I should say it or not." Before the other party could express his opinion, Su Lanling continued to say: "Is it because Brother Yang's family disagrees with you in this matter?" Let's go together...how else can the other brother make such a gesture? The uncle led someone to knock on the door of the sister-in-law, this is really..."
"Damn, let them take care of my affairs?" Yang Lianting was still angry, but now he was even more angry, he put his arm around Dongfang Bubai's shoulder and asked loudly: "You didn't talk to him, did you?"
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly shook his head, frowned and said, "Brother Lian's family doesn't agree with us being together?"
Yang Lianting snorted coldly, and said angrily: "They don't need to agree to my affairs! They were no longer my relatives when they sold me to Yazi! Mahler Gobi, I wondered why that fat man came to me today, and sure enough To be courteous for nothing is to be rape or steal! It’s your idea, you don’t need to pay attention to him next time you see him, if he still pesters you, you just slap him to death!”
Having obtained the promise, Dongfang Bubai felt at ease and gave Yang Lianting peace of mind.I thought it was lucky that Brother Lian didn't care about their opinions, otherwise it would not be good for the relatives who killed Brother Lian.
Su Lanling: "..." Lao Yang, don't think that you got to the top by relying on bases, and others will follow suit, okay?
Dongfang Bubai helped Yang Lianting into the house, and Su Lanling still heard Yang Lianting scold loudly: "That fat man likes to rob me and bully me since he was a child. Does he still think that I am the old me..."
I couldn't hear Su Lanling behind, but it didn't matter. Fortunately, the sponsor's affairs were not messed up today, and the relationship between the neighbors was not damaged.I really can't help but praise my wit, hee hee (*^__^*)
………………
Recently, a not-so-big incident happened in the rivers and lakes. There was another large-scale infighting between the Sword Sect and the Qi Sect of the Huashan Sect. Although the casualties were not too many, the Huashan Sect had few people. ah.
Everyone can't help but guess whether the Huashan School is almost finished.Why have you become more and more unsatisfactory in the past two years, and you are so poor that you still don't pay attention to construction, and you fight all day long. Is it interesting to be the head?The whole sect combined is not as large as other families.For example, Li Yanbei, who has fifty sons.
Although it was very hateful, Su Lanling took advantage of the heat to let Gu Qingfeng release the news of the world's number one match, and by the way, hype it up.
All the sects in the Jianghu were shocked when they heard the news of this competition, and they all expressed their refusal to participate. What the hell is Qingfengguan? Third-rate sects are not counted, and they dare to rank us, what a joke!Your grandpa doesn't even dare to brag about this bullshit!
But as soon as they said this, the Sun Moon God Sect signed up to participate... and the leader Dongfang Bubai personally led the team, and the team included elders, hall masters and other elites of the Demon Sect.
If you say that Dongfang Bubai is a popular figure on the world rankings these days, the incidents between him and his male favorite Yang Lianting are even more rumored.Coupled with his title as the leader of the Demon Cult, his registration made everyone very passive.
Participate, if you think Qingfeng Guan is not qualified enough, don't participate, and if you think that the Demon Cult has participated, will there be any secrets that are unknown and ulterior motives?
It wasn't until the invitation letters from Qingfeng Temple were delivered to the heads of various sects that they suddenly realized, oh, it turned out that it was hosted by the imperial court and contracted by Qingfeng Temple.It is indeed necessary to participate.
Although the invitation letter did not accurately say that it was hosted by the imperial court, the imperial court would not issue certificates in general competitions, which is semi-official no matter how you look at it.Oh, it's good that everyone understands.
The imperial court doesn't care about Jianghu affairs, but the status in the hearts of various sects is still very high, just like the big house and the concubine's room.The big house doesn't care about what kind of open and secret fights you have for status and money down here, and is happy to see it succeed.But if the big house wants you to come to greet me and say hello, you should come obediently.
What's more, there are bonuses, even if you don't get the certificate in the end, it's not bad to go to No.2 and No.3 bonuses!
So after confirming that the news was correct, all sects took action one after another and began to select disciples to prepare for the competition.
After receiving replies from various sects, Gu Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief.To be honest, he was really afraid that these sects would not show their face, after all, this time it was too big.There are more than a hundred sects in the entire Central Plains. Such a large-scale competition is simply unheard of, and it is rare in the world!
In the beginning, everyone was just planning to send two people to express their intentions, but the East Demon Cult participated first, and after a while, news spread that the West Demon Cult also participated. There should be no fakes.
Then this is not so easy to handle, both demon sects have joined, and the people they lead are very powerful, so are we decent?Think about certificates, think about bonuses, everyone with integrity gritted their teeth and did it!
With the large-scale participation and registration, some problems have gradually been exposed to everyone.
For example, the Emei Sect, he is both the Emei Sect and the leader of the Seven Great Sword Sects. Like the Five Sacred Sword Sect, it can be said to be a large comprehensive sect.So how do you sign up?Report to the Emei Sect or to the Seven Great Swords Sect?Or both?
Since the competition is the best in the world, then these younger sects should also be included. You can see which one is the best in the world by fighting alone.
Su Lanling thought about it, and had to add a new rule: there is no limit to the martial arts, but the players cannot be mixed.
No matter how many sects you belong to, your number is certain, just a few outstanding ones.The reason why you want to fight together is because you want to bully the few with the more!
You can apply for two at the same time, then you have to make a choice, whether to preserve the strength of your own sect, or to unite to expand the collective strength, choose one of the collective and individual.
As soon as this regulation came out, everyone turned off their lights and silently signed up for their sect.After all, the collective concept of this era is still very weak, and the reason why those small sects choose the big sects as protection is precisely because of the strength of the big sects. If the big sects are all second-rate sects... then naturally there is nothing to say.
The practice of the big sect made the small sects very dissatisfied.I offer so many offerings to you every year, and a few first-rate disciples refuse to lend it to us. What’s the use of giving it to those second-rate disciples?
Then these small sects started to make trouble again, deliberately misreporting their age, reporting to the 40-year-old group when they were clearly in their 20s, and when asked, they justly said that they were old... What's more, If you disguise yourself to sign up, and they don't engage outsiders, you will disguise yourself as your own disciple, and even if you ask you to investigate, there is nowhere to investigate.
There are a lot of tricks, and there is nothing to do.
Qingfengguan had no choice but to arrange another person to check if the contestants had disguised themselves.Another warning was issued, as long as anyone who misreported their age or was fake and shoddy, as long as they were found out, they would all be sent out from the entry list, and the sect was not allowed to add substitutes!
After a series of rules of deletion, deletion and deletion, everyone finally became honest, and began to organize people honestly and participate in the competition.
Of course, these rules did not come out in vain. After a long time, all types of martial arts competitions in the world were based on these rules.It can be said that this rule has brought the martial arts civilization of Jianghu a big step forward!
Su Lanling also paid a huge price for inviting Dongfang Bubai to lead the Demon Cult to participate in the martial arts competition. He not only gave Dongfang Bubai several bottles of red medicine that instantly increases blood, but also bought him a green weapon, which is very expensive! !It can be said that the Sun Moon God Sect has already won a third prize regardless of whether it wins or not. The key is that the prize has a price but no market! !
Yang Lianting did not object to Dongfang Bubai's participation in the martial arts competition, after all, this is also a good opportunity to carry forward the Sun Moon God Sect.Imagine that the notorious Sun Moon God Sect was awarded an award for the best teamwork by the imperial court... Hehehe, it's so cool to think about it! !
With Yang Lianting's support, the dissatisfaction in Dongfang Bubai's heart disappeared a lot, but Yang Lianting felt a little unhappy that he insisted on taking Yang Lianting with him.After all, he is the chief steward, and he still has to deal with the affairs of the church, so how could he leave at will.And once he left, what would Tong Baixiong do if he took the opportunity to usurp the throne.
So Yang Lianting persuaded Dongfang Bubai: "Why take me there, I don't know kung fu. There is a rule that each sect can bring up to forty people. If you bring more, you have to pay for it yourself."
Dongfang Bubai frowned, gave Su Lanling a cold look, and said, "We don't have to pay for it."
Su Lanling: "..." You are such a big leader and still pick up that little money?
"Then I won't go either. My legs aren't healed yet, and it's not easy to bump around for a long time."
Dongfang Bubai thought for a while, and said: "Forget it, I won't go, I don't worry about you."
Su Lanling: "..." It really is the Devil's Cult, it doesn't speak of any sincerity, it backtracks on what it says, I'm piss!
"You mother-in-law!"
Seeing that Yang Lianting was about to start scolding again, Su Lanling hurriedly stopped him and said, "Wait, Brother Yang, let me explain to you and see if it's right."
Yang Lianting looked at him suspiciously: "What's the reason?"
"Think about what kind of conference this conference is? The number one sect in the world! All sects from all over the world are gathered together. Think about it, Mrs. Yang brought the Tong Hall Master with her. When they see it, they will definitely feel that, Whoops, it turns out that Dongfang Hierarch still trusts his brother the most! And Hallmaster Tong is a person who knows martial arts, and if he casually shows off his skills in the martial arts competition, he won't be famous all over the world!"
Hearing what he said, Yang Lianting suddenly felt reasonable, how could Tong Baixiong have such a big chance to show his face!Anyway, they only went there for a few days, even if Tong Baixiong took the opportunity to win people's hearts, he might not win much.
After considering the pros and cons, Yang Lianting agreed, and said to Dongfang Bubai: "I will accompany you, but you are not allowed to take that Tong!"
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly nodded.
Only now was Yang Lianting satisfied, and looked at Dongfang Bubai with an expression of relying on Lao Tzu's favor on you.
Su Lanling: "..." Little blow, where are you, I really can't stand this pair of gays_(:з」∠)_
………………
Ximen Chuuxue asked the maid to help him change the wound medicine, and then walked towards the gate with the long sword.
Seeing dozens of men in black flashing out of the door, Ximen Chuuxue drew out his long sword and wanted to repeat yesterday's story.
Just as he was about to strike, Huber suddenly ran over from a distance, panting, and seeing Ximen Chuixue sword out of its sheath, he hurriedly shouted: "Villa Master, Villa Master, don't fight, Mr. Qi has something important to ask you .”
Ximen Chuuxue turned a deaf ear, what else is more important than this now.
"It seems to be a letter from Xiao Su."
The long sword 'Kang Dang' in Ximen Chuuxue's hand fell to the ground at once. This was the first time he had let go of the long sword this year.
The man glanced at the five of them, a pair of small eyes that were squeezed so hard that they couldn't see showed a look of contempt.The short and thick nose also snorted vigorously, the nostrils lifted up slightly, and said in a condescending tone: "Which one of you is the person in charge of the contract of Qingfengguan?"
Su Lanling: "..." It's fine if you don't know the person in charge, but you don't even know the competitor?Five out of four and the one left is the idiot!
Su Lanling didn't speak, and the four store managers naturally couldn't speak, and there was a trace of silence in the scene.
Seeing that no one paid attention to him, the man was a little angry, frowned his thick and thick eyebrows, and raised his voice: "I ask you who is the person in charge of the contract of Qingfeng Temple!"
……
There was silence again, Su Lanling was a little drunk, he ignored you the first time, and humiliated himself the second time.So he turned his head and said to the other four people: "Although it's already past the time for breakfast, I'm afraid everyone didn't eat well in the rush all the way. Why don't we go and taste the delicacies of Hebei together? Compared with the capital, it has a different taste."
When they heard Su Lanling's words, everyone agreed, and at the same time they felt relieved, but at the same time they couldn't help feeling a little bit fond of him.Regardless of the young age of Manager Su, he is very comprehensive in dealing with people.
"Hey! That kid!" The man's fleshy big hands with no bones visible continued to Su Lanling, "How can you be so rude?"
Su Lanling looked at him with surprise when he heard the words: "Why do you say I'm rude?"
The man said angrily, "Why didn't you answer when I called you just now? Isn't that rude?"
Su Lanling smiled and said, "Mr. is calling me, isn't he the person in charge of the contract of Qingfengguan?"
Seeing Su Lanling's sarcasm that didn't show any face, the other four people in charge showed a hint of smile on their faces.On the contrary, the man was so angry that he patted the carriage board and said, "Presumptuous! Do you know who is behind me!"
Su Lanling took a look with his head: "It's your coachman."
That man: "..."
"Pfft." The person in charge of the Ruyi Porcelain Store was so frightened by Su Lanling's uprightness that he laughed out loud. After laughing, he saw that the man's expression was really bad, so he hurriedly cleared his throat and returned to normal.
It's a pity that it's a bit late, this laughter has quickly ignited the small flame of anger in the man's heart, he pointed to Su Lanling again and said: "You! Okay! Just wait, I don't want you to stay in Hebei!" Said After that, the man was helped by the coachman into the carriage, as if Su Lanling would kneel down and beg for mercy a second later.
The person in charge of Ruyi Porcelain Shop looked at Su Lanling apologetically, and said in shame, "I... can't help it."
Su Lanling waved his hand: "Don't mind, there are not many people who can make me unable to stay." Except for the old father-in-law, there is probably no other in this world.
After eating, he sent off the other four leaders. Su Lanling also took time to go back to the guild to take a nap before ushering in Fat Brother's revenge.
Looking at the arrogant fat man and the vicious thugs, Su Lanling calmly put down the book in his hand and went to pat on the door of Miss Hong next door.
"Sister Yang, your little brother is here to make trouble!"
Mrs. Yang liked the name Su Lanling very much, and quickly opened the door, looking at the younger brothers behind Fat Brother.
With one look, more than a dozen elders were frightened, turned around and left without saying a word.
Fat Brother: "..."
Fat Brother jumped up anxiously, yelling and cursing at those people, but unfortunately those people were not willing to listen, they couldn't be dragged back, and ran very fast.
When he was exhausted from shouting, Fat Brother turned around and yelled at Su Lanling and Dongfang Bubai: "Don't be complacent! My younger brother is the headmaster of the Sun Moon God Sect on the Black Wood Cliff, I promise to make you look good!"
Su Lanling: "..." Excuseme? ! !
Fat brother, are you and Lao Yang brothers? ?
Su Lanling and Dongfang Bubai glanced at each other, and sure enough, they also saw the blankness in each other's eyes, it seemed that they really didn't know each other.
This is a bit of a hassle.
Dongfang Bubai frowned and thought hard, and said to Su Lanling: "Those people just now seem to be really the people around Brother Lian."
Su Lanling: "..." Sister-in-law Yang, can you be more considerate to the gang members? You are still receiving the salary of the Sun Moon God Sect!
"I'll go ask Brother Lian."
Dongfang Bubai closed the door and came out, and left without saying a word, only Su Lanling and Fat Brother were left to look at each other... Sister Hong, after all, they are your relatives, can't you let them in first?
Su Lanling thought about it, and felt that this matter couldn't wait for Yang Lianting to come back. With Yang Lianting's character, it would definitely affect the friendship between them as neighbors, so Su Lanling raised his eyebrows, with a domineering look: "Just now someone I'm too embarrassed to ask, why? Are you the elder brother of that fellow Yang Lianting?"
Fat Brother snorted coldly: "How is it?"
"Hehe." Su Lanling sneered, "Do you know who I am?!"
Fat Brother glanced at him, "Who are you?"
"I'm Tong Baixiong's younger brother! Hmph, do you know who that woman was just now? It's my sister-in-law! Do you think your little brothers are not afraid!"
Speaking of which, Su Lanling went into the room and took out a big knife, swiped it vigorously a few times, and said to the fat brother with a grim face: "A few days ago, my brother broke your brother's leg, and today you came again, What are you doing here? Courting death?"
Fat Brother frowned, and his small eyes seemed to widen a little because of his face. He said to Su Lanling in a trembling voice, "You are the younger brother of Tong Baixiong, the master of Fenglei Hall? Isn't your surname Su?"
Su Lanling rolled his eyes with his knife in his arms: "Cousin! How can we be born by the same mother with such a big difference in grades!"
The fat brother moved his mouth, and he was waiting to say more, but Su Lanling said impatiently: "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore! Take your life. My sister-in-law is not here, so I happened to kill someone to silence my words." He raised his big knife and slashed at Fat Brother, looking as if he wished to tear him into pieces.
The fat brother was so scared that he backed away again and again, unexpectedly, Su Lanling started to fight without saying a word, and he really had the same temperament as that Tong Baixiong, very straightforward.
The boy was young, lacked precision, and the entrance was narrow, so the knife got stuck on the pillar at the entrance with the first cut.Moreover, the force of the knife just now was extremely strong, the knife was stuck very deep, and the boy failed to pull it out even after pulling it out a few times.
Seeing this, the fat brother was terrified, and hurriedly turned around and climbed onto the carriage without the driver's help. He urged loudly, "Go, go! You little lunatic."
The coachman was also terrified, and before the master could sit still, he drove away in the carriage, shaking the fat man so much that he almost didn't fall off the carriage.
Looking at the carriage going away, Su Lanling couldn't help shaking his head, this elder brother can't do it, at least he's much less courageous than his younger brother.
A quarter of an hour later, Dongfang Bubai returned with Yang Lianting in his arms.
Seeing Su Lanling, Yang Lianting hurriedly got down from Dongfang Bubai's embrace and stood up, looked around and asked Dongfang Bubai: "Where is he?"
Dongfang Bubai looked at Su Lanling again, and Su Lanling said knowingly: "Just now a young man surnamed Su came over with a machete and said that he is the cousin of Hall Master Tong Baixiong Tong. He heard that the other brother is Brother Yang's elder brother, Then he said that he wanted to vent his anger for his brother, so he swung his knife and chopped it down, you see he chopped down the pillar at the door." Su Lanling pointed to the knife mark on the pillar.
Yang Lianting was furious when he heard the words, and scolded Tong Baixiong again, very angry.
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly comforted him, helping him to calm down.
Yang Lianting had had enough of scolding, and asked Dongfang Bubai: "What do you think my brother brought people to look for trouble?"
Dongfang Bubai looked at Su Lanling again, Su Lanling: "..."
Su Lanling understood Yang Lianting's words, and felt that he had misunderstood a bit, but he did not tell Dongfang Bubai that he was looking for trouble when he called the door...
So Su Lanling continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "I don't know what's going on, anyway, I was basking in the sun at the door, and another brother came with a large group of people. He glanced at me arrogantly and motioned for me to call the door. At that time I didn't know he was Brother Yang's brother, so I thought he was here to make trouble, so I asked Mrs. Yang to come out to have a look. As soon as Mrs. Yang came out, the other brother ran away with the group of people, and the other brother scolded me. Said to Mrs. Yang, "Don't be complacent! My younger brother is the chief manager on the Blackwood Cliff. I promise to make you look good!". Mrs. Yang and I don't know him, and we don't know whether it is true or not, so Mrs. Yang said to ask You, Hall Master Tong's younger brother came after Mrs. Yang left."
Yang Lianting looked at Dongfang Bubai, Dongfang Bubai nodded, indicating that there was nothing wrong.
Su Lanling was worried, and hesitantly said: "I don't know if I should say it or not." Before the other party could express his opinion, Su Lanling continued to say: "Is it because Brother Yang's family disagrees with you in this matter?" Let's go together...how else can the other brother make such a gesture? The uncle led someone to knock on the door of the sister-in-law, this is really..."
"Damn, let them take care of my affairs?" Yang Lianting was still angry, but now he was even more angry, he put his arm around Dongfang Bubai's shoulder and asked loudly: "You didn't talk to him, did you?"
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly shook his head, frowned and said, "Brother Lian's family doesn't agree with us being together?"
Yang Lianting snorted coldly, and said angrily: "They don't need to agree to my affairs! They were no longer my relatives when they sold me to Yazi! Mahler Gobi, I wondered why that fat man came to me today, and sure enough To be courteous for nothing is to be rape or steal! It’s your idea, you don’t need to pay attention to him next time you see him, if he still pesters you, you just slap him to death!”
Having obtained the promise, Dongfang Bubai felt at ease and gave Yang Lianting peace of mind.I thought it was lucky that Brother Lian didn't care about their opinions, otherwise it would not be good for the relatives who killed Brother Lian.
Su Lanling: "..." Lao Yang, don't think that you got to the top by relying on bases, and others will follow suit, okay?
Dongfang Bubai helped Yang Lianting into the house, and Su Lanling still heard Yang Lianting scold loudly: "That fat man likes to rob me and bully me since he was a child. Does he still think that I am the old me..."
I couldn't hear Su Lanling behind, but it didn't matter. Fortunately, the sponsor's affairs were not messed up today, and the relationship between the neighbors was not damaged.I really can't help but praise my wit, hee hee (*^__^*)
………………
Recently, a not-so-big incident happened in the rivers and lakes. There was another large-scale infighting between the Sword Sect and the Qi Sect of the Huashan Sect. Although the casualties were not too many, the Huashan Sect had few people. ah.
Everyone can't help but guess whether the Huashan School is almost finished.Why have you become more and more unsatisfactory in the past two years, and you are so poor that you still don't pay attention to construction, and you fight all day long. Is it interesting to be the head?The whole sect combined is not as large as other families.For example, Li Yanbei, who has fifty sons.
Although it was very hateful, Su Lanling took advantage of the heat to let Gu Qingfeng release the news of the world's number one match, and by the way, hype it up.
All the sects in the Jianghu were shocked when they heard the news of this competition, and they all expressed their refusal to participate. What the hell is Qingfengguan? Third-rate sects are not counted, and they dare to rank us, what a joke!Your grandpa doesn't even dare to brag about this bullshit!
But as soon as they said this, the Sun Moon God Sect signed up to participate... and the leader Dongfang Bubai personally led the team, and the team included elders, hall masters and other elites of the Demon Sect.
If you say that Dongfang Bubai is a popular figure on the world rankings these days, the incidents between him and his male favorite Yang Lianting are even more rumored.Coupled with his title as the leader of the Demon Cult, his registration made everyone very passive.
Participate, if you think Qingfeng Guan is not qualified enough, don't participate, and if you think that the Demon Cult has participated, will there be any secrets that are unknown and ulterior motives?
It wasn't until the invitation letters from Qingfeng Temple were delivered to the heads of various sects that they suddenly realized, oh, it turned out that it was hosted by the imperial court and contracted by Qingfeng Temple.It is indeed necessary to participate.
Although the invitation letter did not accurately say that it was hosted by the imperial court, the imperial court would not issue certificates in general competitions, which is semi-official no matter how you look at it.Oh, it's good that everyone understands.
The imperial court doesn't care about Jianghu affairs, but the status in the hearts of various sects is still very high, just like the big house and the concubine's room.The big house doesn't care about what kind of open and secret fights you have for status and money down here, and is happy to see it succeed.But if the big house wants you to come to greet me and say hello, you should come obediently.
What's more, there are bonuses, even if you don't get the certificate in the end, it's not bad to go to No.2 and No.3 bonuses!
So after confirming that the news was correct, all sects took action one after another and began to select disciples to prepare for the competition.
After receiving replies from various sects, Gu Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief.To be honest, he was really afraid that these sects would not show their face, after all, this time it was too big.There are more than a hundred sects in the entire Central Plains. Such a large-scale competition is simply unheard of, and it is rare in the world!
In the beginning, everyone was just planning to send two people to express their intentions, but the East Demon Cult participated first, and after a while, news spread that the West Demon Cult also participated. There should be no fakes.
Then this is not so easy to handle, both demon sects have joined, and the people they lead are very powerful, so are we decent?Think about certificates, think about bonuses, everyone with integrity gritted their teeth and did it!
With the large-scale participation and registration, some problems have gradually been exposed to everyone.
For example, the Emei Sect, he is both the Emei Sect and the leader of the Seven Great Sword Sects. Like the Five Sacred Sword Sect, it can be said to be a large comprehensive sect.So how do you sign up?Report to the Emei Sect or to the Seven Great Swords Sect?Or both?
Since the competition is the best in the world, then these younger sects should also be included. You can see which one is the best in the world by fighting alone.
Su Lanling thought about it, and had to add a new rule: there is no limit to the martial arts, but the players cannot be mixed.
No matter how many sects you belong to, your number is certain, just a few outstanding ones.The reason why you want to fight together is because you want to bully the few with the more!
You can apply for two at the same time, then you have to make a choice, whether to preserve the strength of your own sect, or to unite to expand the collective strength, choose one of the collective and individual.
As soon as this regulation came out, everyone turned off their lights and silently signed up for their sect.After all, the collective concept of this era is still very weak, and the reason why those small sects choose the big sects as protection is precisely because of the strength of the big sects. If the big sects are all second-rate sects... then naturally there is nothing to say.
The practice of the big sect made the small sects very dissatisfied.I offer so many offerings to you every year, and a few first-rate disciples refuse to lend it to us. What’s the use of giving it to those second-rate disciples?
Then these small sects started to make trouble again, deliberately misreporting their age, reporting to the 40-year-old group when they were clearly in their 20s, and when asked, they justly said that they were old... What's more, If you disguise yourself to sign up, and they don't engage outsiders, you will disguise yourself as your own disciple, and even if you ask you to investigate, there is nowhere to investigate.
There are a lot of tricks, and there is nothing to do.
Qingfengguan had no choice but to arrange another person to check if the contestants had disguised themselves.Another warning was issued, as long as anyone who misreported their age or was fake and shoddy, as long as they were found out, they would all be sent out from the entry list, and the sect was not allowed to add substitutes!
After a series of rules of deletion, deletion and deletion, everyone finally became honest, and began to organize people honestly and participate in the competition.
Of course, these rules did not come out in vain. After a long time, all types of martial arts competitions in the world were based on these rules.It can be said that this rule has brought the martial arts civilization of Jianghu a big step forward!
Su Lanling also paid a huge price for inviting Dongfang Bubai to lead the Demon Cult to participate in the martial arts competition. He not only gave Dongfang Bubai several bottles of red medicine that instantly increases blood, but also bought him a green weapon, which is very expensive! !It can be said that the Sun Moon God Sect has already won a third prize regardless of whether it wins or not. The key is that the prize has a price but no market! !
Yang Lianting did not object to Dongfang Bubai's participation in the martial arts competition, after all, this is also a good opportunity to carry forward the Sun Moon God Sect.Imagine that the notorious Sun Moon God Sect was awarded an award for the best teamwork by the imperial court... Hehehe, it's so cool to think about it! !
With Yang Lianting's support, the dissatisfaction in Dongfang Bubai's heart disappeared a lot, but Yang Lianting felt a little unhappy that he insisted on taking Yang Lianting with him.After all, he is the chief steward, and he still has to deal with the affairs of the church, so how could he leave at will.And once he left, what would Tong Baixiong do if he took the opportunity to usurp the throne.
So Yang Lianting persuaded Dongfang Bubai: "Why take me there, I don't know kung fu. There is a rule that each sect can bring up to forty people. If you bring more, you have to pay for it yourself."
Dongfang Bubai frowned, gave Su Lanling a cold look, and said, "We don't have to pay for it."
Su Lanling: "..." You are such a big leader and still pick up that little money?
"Then I won't go either. My legs aren't healed yet, and it's not easy to bump around for a long time."
Dongfang Bubai thought for a while, and said: "Forget it, I won't go, I don't worry about you."
Su Lanling: "..." It really is the Devil's Cult, it doesn't speak of any sincerity, it backtracks on what it says, I'm piss!
"You mother-in-law!"
Seeing that Yang Lianting was about to start scolding again, Su Lanling hurriedly stopped him and said, "Wait, Brother Yang, let me explain to you and see if it's right."
Yang Lianting looked at him suspiciously: "What's the reason?"
"Think about what kind of conference this conference is? The number one sect in the world! All sects from all over the world are gathered together. Think about it, Mrs. Yang brought the Tong Hall Master with her. When they see it, they will definitely feel that, Whoops, it turns out that Dongfang Hierarch still trusts his brother the most! And Hallmaster Tong is a person who knows martial arts, and if he casually shows off his skills in the martial arts competition, he won't be famous all over the world!"
Hearing what he said, Yang Lianting suddenly felt reasonable, how could Tong Baixiong have such a big chance to show his face!Anyway, they only went there for a few days, even if Tong Baixiong took the opportunity to win people's hearts, he might not win much.
After considering the pros and cons, Yang Lianting agreed, and said to Dongfang Bubai: "I will accompany you, but you are not allowed to take that Tong!"
Dongfang Bubai hurriedly nodded.
Only now was Yang Lianting satisfied, and looked at Dongfang Bubai with an expression of relying on Lao Tzu's favor on you.
Su Lanling: "..." Little blow, where are you, I really can't stand this pair of gays_(:з」∠)_
………………
Ximen Chuuxue asked the maid to help him change the wound medicine, and then walked towards the gate with the long sword.
Seeing dozens of men in black flashing out of the door, Ximen Chuuxue drew out his long sword and wanted to repeat yesterday's story.
Just as he was about to strike, Huber suddenly ran over from a distance, panting, and seeing Ximen Chuixue sword out of its sheath, he hurriedly shouted: "Villa Master, Villa Master, don't fight, Mr. Qi has something important to ask you .”
Ximen Chuuxue turned a deaf ear, what else is more important than this now.
"It seems to be a letter from Xiao Su."
The long sword 'Kang Dang' in Ximen Chuuxue's hand fell to the ground at once. This was the first time he had let go of the long sword this year.
You'll Also Like
-
Global Famine: My items can be automatically upgraded
Chapter 515 11 hours ago -
Zongman: The God in Question Comes from Arcadia
Chapter 1021 11 hours ago -
Start with a blood-drinking sword and destroy the world of immortal cultivation
Chapter 246 11 hours ago -
Bleach: The Captain of the Fifth Division Becomes Stronger Through Training
Chapter 247 11 hours ago -
Imperial Crown
Chapter 314 11 hours ago -
My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 521 11 hours ago -
My vests are all big guys
Chapter 99 12 hours ago -
Dominate South Asia
Chapter 847 12 hours ago -
Douluo: Dual systems? I became a god through involution
Chapter 249 16 hours ago -
Starting from Naruto: The Invincible Road of the Slacking Girl
Chapter 162 16 hours ago