[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Three to one, Tang Tianzong's opinion was ignored, Su Lanling began to choose clothes for him, but this time, Su Lanling was worried again, because no matter what clothes he brought out, Ximen Chuixue couldn't say well.

"What's wrong! Tell me!" Su Lanling shook his clothes angrily. No one can say that he is not good when it comes to dressing!

Ximen Chuuxue gave her a cold look: "It's not good anyway, why don't you dress him as a man and wear my clothes."

Su Lanling: "...he is younger than us, your clothes are too big." Tang Tianzong was originally two years younger than them, and he is still from the south. Now he is just over 1.4 meters tall, and Ximen Chuuxue is 1.7 meters tall. suitable.

Ximen Chuuxue snorted coldly: "Is it my fault that he is short?"

Su Lanling: "..." Why do you speak so frankly, even if he is short, don't say it.

Seeing Tang Tianzong with an embarrassed face, Su Lanling hurriedly comforted him: "It's not your fault that you are short, it's mainly because of the terrain here." Sichuan is close to the equator, and it is a basin. The gravity of the earth sucks the dwarf!

Tang Tianzong: "? Is there any relationship between height and terrain?"

Su Lanling felt that this question was a bit esoteric and difficult to answer, so he put it another way: "Actually, the main reason is that you don't have heating in winter in Sichuan, and it's freezing. And your Tangjiabao is also called 'Big Short Leg Fort'." ? This fits the occasion."

……

Seeing Tang Tianzong's expression of "You seem to be making me laugh on purpose" and Ximen Chuuxue's expression of "You just lean towards him", Su Lanling shut up happily, whether he is short or not!

In the end, it was Gu Qingfeng who resolved this embarrassing situation, "Why don't I go back and get a Taoist robe, let him pretend to be my little boy, and I can come forward to solve things if something happens. I'll go back and bring my brother and Xiaoliu, let's Let's go together, there are so many people."

Ximen Chuuxue just applauded and agreed, this is a good idea!

You must know that borrowing out a piece of clothing for cleanliness is equivalent to losing a piece of clothing!Moreover, Ximen Chuuxue has a strong sense of territory, so it's not easy to give up one of his own things!

Seeing Su Lanling who was having a good chat with Tang Tianzong, Ximen died softly.

He had no idea how much sacrifice he had made! [drum face akimbo]

Soon Gu Qingfeng came back with a female Taoist robe, and Su Lanling also helped Tang Tianzong make a disguise. She was a cute little teacher with red dots between her eyebrows!

Then a group of people went out. They were all handsome men and women, and they were very eye-catching no matter where they went.

Here, Gu Qingfeng and Gu Feiyun are relatively older, but they are only in their 20s, and they are young.What's more, they all inherited Mr. Gu's red phoenix eyes, which is still very seductive!

Liu Chengfeng is about the same age as Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue, needless to say the other two. Although Su Lanling's appearance is relatively ordinary in disguise, he can't help but know how to match clothes. Anyway, he doesn't look ugly.

And Tang Tianzong, the youngest and shortest loli teacher... the baby fat girl with red dots is the cutest!

Everyone went to the nearby stalls to eat first, only Ximen Chuuxue couldn't eat spicy food, so he seldom moved his chopsticks, but he usually didn't eat outside food, as he thought it was unclean.

Su Lanling and Gu Qingfeng were the ones who ate the most, and Gu Qingfeng sighed: "There is no way to eat such spicy peppers in the capital. I eat a lot of things that are obviously not spicy, but they are all too spicy. Alas, I am so lonely. "

Su Lanling rolled his eyes, Gu Qingfeng said he was one of them.However, the food in Shuzhong was indeed very fragrant, Su Lanling gasped for breath, but the speed of chewing could not be stopped at all.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Su Lanling's bright red lips with deep eyes: "If you like to eat, buy more and take them home."

Su Lanling nodded wildly. Anyway, he has "a lot in his sleeves", and he is not afraid of being damaged as much as he carries.

After eating the delicious food, everyone walked towards the nearby mountains, and even met to compete in lightness kung fu. Don't they all say that the road to Shu is difficult.

In the end, Su Lanling won by luck.

There is no way, Ximen Chuuxue and Tang Tianzong always hurt each other faster, you block me and I trip you, but in the end Su Lanling picked up a loophole.

Su Lanling stood on the top of the mountain with her hips on her hips and laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, here's the money, 50 taels for the fourth to sixth person." This is the prize of the competition.

Hearing this, Gu Feiyun and Liu Chengfeng looked at Gu Qingfeng at the same time.

Gu Qingfeng: "..."

While giving the money, Gu Qingfeng complained: "Brother, you are still called Feiyun, but you are flying, running so slowly, you are actually the last one."

Gu Feiyun blushed, and didn't know what to say, and finally choked out a sentence: "Then you and Xiao Liu are still called Qingfeng and Chengfeng, and I haven't seen that you two are much faster than me."

Liu Chengfeng: "..." I didn't say a word, I was shot while lying down_(:з」∠)_

"Besides, our Wudang Qinggong vertical ladder is better at going up, and we are not good at this kind of winding mountain road."

"That's right!" Su Lanling took the money and smiled to help the honest man Gu Feiyun: "Why don't you go to heaven if you are so good!"

Liu Chengfeng: "..." I didn't say anything, friends, why are you hurting me!

"Sure enough, I just heard that the voice is so familiar. It turned out to be Brother Gu from the Wudang School."

Suddenly a male voice with a smile came from a distance, Su Lanling blinked again, and a man and a woman had already flown in front of them.

Light work is also good.

The man and the woman each carried a long sword on their backs, and bowed to them. After everyone returned the salute, the woman blinked her eyes and smiled at Liu Chengfeng: "It turns out that my cousin is also there, why don't you come to the mountain to find me?" ?”

Liu Chengfeng also smiled at the other party: "Nowadays there are many customers and busy affairs, I don't want to disturb my cousin."

The woman smiled gently, with a gentle aura around her: "My relatives, it's okay."

Gu Feiyun waited until the sister and brother had finished exchanging greetings before introducing to everyone: "These two are the beloved disciples of the head of Emei, Su Shaoying and Sun Xiuqing from the Three Talents and Four Talents. This is my younger brother, the viewer of Qingfeng Temple Customer Gu Qingfeng, this is Ximen Chuixue, this is my junior brother, sister..." Because Su Lanling has been calling Gu Qingfeng as senior brother outside, Gu Feiyun also called Su Lanling junior, but at the moment he is wearing a woman's dress. It was a little embarrassing to call, and what was even more embarrassing was that he changed his mouth...

Brother and sister? !What the hell!

Everyone looked at Liu Chengfeng and Gu Qingfeng at the same time. After thinking about it, they felt that it was wrong. Gu Feiyun should be called brother and sister in Gu Qingfeng's words.

That is... When everyone's eyes turned to Liu Chengfeng's face, Sun Xiuqing was a little surprised and said, "When will my cousin..."

Liu Chengfeng hurriedly waved his hands in denial.

Ximen Chuuxue's expression also darkened, he wrapped his arms around Su Lanling's waist, and said coldly: "This is a bitch."

Su Lanling: "..." You are so cheap!

Gu Feiyun also came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly added: "Yes, this is my junior brother Ximen Chuuxue, and this is my junior brother and sister Su..." Afraid that he would say his name again, Su Lanling hurriedly interjected: "Hello, my name is Su Dalu , you can call me Lu."

Glancing at his red skirt, Sun Xiuqing said calmly, "... Hello, Ah Lu."

Su Shaoying also reacted, and hurriedly cheered: "Young Xia Ximen and Mrs. Ximen are really talented and beautiful, a pair of people."

Su Lanling's expression twisted for a moment, but Ximen Chuuxue nodded and said politely, "Don't be envious."

Su Shaoying: "...Hehe, the two of you really love each other." Crazy these two!

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to fall into embarrassment again, Liu Chengfeng hurriedly asked: "Cousin, why are you here?"

Sun Xiuqing is a girl who understands human feelings very well. Seeing this, following Liu Chengfeng's words, she diverted from what happened just now: "Just now we arranged the disciples of the Kongtong Sect, and saw you drifting by like a gust of wind. At first, I thought I was wrong. Well, I didn’t know it was you guys until I heard Senior Brother Gu’s voice, so I came up to say hello. Also, don’t stay too late, there are bamboo bears on this mountain.”

"Bamboo bear!" Su Lanling's eyes lit up, "Is it the bamboo bear with two dark circles?" National treasure!Panpan!

Sun Xiuqing thought for a while, then nodded, "The eye circles are black, why? Does Mrs. Ximen like bamboo bears?"

Mrs. Simon: "...I like it."

Sun Xiuqing smiled, and gently reminded: "Although you like it, you have to be careful. The bamboo bear looks simple, but its strength is definitely not small. But if Mrs. Ximen wants to raise it in captivity, you can go to Tangjiabao and ask someone. A lot..."

"Junior Sister!" Su Shaoying interrupted Sun Xiuqing before he could say anything.Sun Xiuqing glanced at him, lowered her head and said apologetically, "I made a slip of the tongue, Mrs. Ximen forgive me."

Su Lanling shook her head and said no, Sun Xiuqing secretly smiled at her and said nothing more.Su Shaoying also took the initiative to lead them to wander on the mountain, and introduced the history of the scenery, he was very funny.

Seeing this, Su Lanling blinked. It seemed that Sun Xiuqing was indeed a very gentle girl.

But think about it, if she was really hot, Ximen Chuuxue would not marry her.

It wasn't until it was getting late that Su Shaoying took Sun Xiuqing to leave. Gu Qingfeng looked at their backs and muttered, "They are all young talents."

On the contrary, Su Lanling turned around and asked Tang Tianzong, who had been afraid to make a sound, and said, "Are there many people in the Emei Sect who don't want to confront Tangjiabao?"

Tang Tianzong nodded: "Yes, many people below have no ambitions, and the two parties even get along very happily, but the people above..."

He didn't say the rest, but Su Lanling understood in seconds.

After dinner, everyone dispersed, and Su Lanling returned to the hotel to make a meal for Ximen Chuuxue and serve it to him.

When Ximen Chuuxue was eating, Su Lanling kept staring at him. It wasn't until he wiped his mouth and rinsed his mouth after eating that Su Lanling pretended to ask him casually, "Why do you say I'm your wife today?"

Ximen Chuuxue paused, looked at him and said coldly: "Otherwise? Say you are my younger brother and sister?"

Su Lanling: "..."

The corner of Su Lanling's mouth twitched, and he couldn't say anything more, after all, he was helping him out.

Instead, Ximen Chuuxue noticed something and asked Su Lanling, "Are you angry?"

After a hache, Su Lanling paid his respects, and changed the topic to Ximen Chuuxue: "Shall I take a shower first?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, picked up his saber and went out cooperatively.

Su Lanling sat with downcast eyes for a while, then someone knocked on the door, and it was Xiaoer who brought water.

Only then did Su Lanling sigh, and opened the door to let people in.

Sleeping on the same bed, the quilt reveals clearly whether you get up or not.As soon as you feel it, there will be a leak from my side. Ximen Chuuxue really thought he could hide it from him.

Ximen Chuuxue left for one night.

It wasn't until dawn that Ximen Chuuxue came in with a cold air all over his body.He was still carrying a burden in his hand, which looked heavy.

Su Lanling lay on the bed with her hair disheveled, looked at him with her arms propped up, and said hoarsely, "Where did you go? I waited for you all night."

Ximen Chuuxue stopped cheerfully, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry."

Su Lanling ignored his apology, just huffed, pointed at the baggage, and asked, "What is that?"

Ximen Chuuxue just came over, squatted down before the bed collapsed, put the bundle in his hand beside Su Lanling's propped arm, and slowly untied it.

It's two pandas.

Su Lanling looked at Ximen Chuuxue, and said expressionlessly, "What do you mean?"

Ximen Chuuxue was looking at him expectantly, but when he heard this, he lowered his eyes and said coldly, "It's not interesting."

Su Lanling reached out and raised his chin: "Look at me."

Ximen Chuuxue didn't move, his eyes were still downcast.

Su Lanling exerted force on his hand and increased the volume: "I tell you to watch me!"

Only then did Ximen Chuuxue look up, and looked at him coldly: "What are you doing?"

The two looked at each other for three seconds. Su Lanling looked at those cold eyes, and all the complicated emotions that had been in his mind all night came to his mind.

He grew up watching Ximen Chuuxue, if he didn't understand, he was blind.And even if a blind man lives with a person for five or six years, he will not fail to understand him.

Ximen Chuuxue has been a cold person since he was a child. He will not please, ask, or say anything. His way of expression is to show you.

When Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue met for the first time, he left behind his handkerchief, which meant that he wanted to be friends with him.

The second time they met, Ximen Chuixue ran to Chunhua Pavilion, which meant to ask Su Lanling to give him an answer.

For the third time, for the fourth time, Ximen Chuuxue showed everything he wanted through actions.But this time, what is he trying to express?

Su Lanling looked at the two little pandas who were sleeping next to each other, and repeated the question from last time: "Ximen Chuuxue, do you like me?"

"I don't like it." This was Ximen Chuuxue's answer.

Su Lanling sneered, and squeezed his chin even harder: "Does this mean you don't like it? Then what are you doing now? Didn't you spend all night looking for these two bamboo bears to please me? Didn't you just want to make me happy?"

Ximen Chuuxue lowered his eyes again, and after a while, he said in a hoarse voice: "You are angry, you don't like people calling you Mrs. Ximen, I..."

Su Lanling was about to be laughed at by him: "Then you are making up for it? Why didn't you make up for me when I was punished by Master because of you? Why didn't you make up for me blocking the knife for you during the training? Now it's about making up, you Do you think I have no intentions?!"

Ximen Chuuxue fell silent again, with his eyes downcast, silent.

"Okay, okay." Su Lanling grabbed Ximen Chuuxue's chin and leaned closer, and it fell apart instantly, "How about this? Do you like it?"

Still not saying anything?

Okay, Su Lanling leaned forward again, poking out the moist and smooth tip of his tongue, and easily pried open the other party's mouth...

Su Lanling originally planned to stop when the other party responded, and asked Ximen Chuuxue why he didn't admit it, and educated him again by the way.But I didn't expect that the other party would suddenly press the back of the head, ushered in a stormy kiss, and the sovereignty was taken away in an instant, and he couldn't let him have the final say...

I don't know how long it took before the kiss stopped and the lips parted for a moment.Ximen Chuuxue came up again, gave her a light kiss with cherishment and reluctance, and then left completely.

The atmosphere in the air froze again, no one spoke, only two heavy gasps remained in the room.

It took a long time for Su Lanling to calm down, and asked again: "Do you like me or not?"

Ximen Chuuxue was silent, as if he was thinking, as if he was struggling, not knowing who he really liked.

Is that woman?Or junior?

But junior brother is a man, how can you like men, it's wrong to like men...

Therefore, Ximen Chuuxue replied: "I don't like it."

Su Lanling fell flat on the bed and was defeated by him.

"If you don't like it, go out, I want to be quiet."

To be honest, Su Lanling regretted it a bit.This time, I was so angry that I was too impulsive, so that I did such an irreversible thing and taught the children badly...

Ahhh! !How will the two continue to get along in the future! !He is really not a child lover! !