[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Su Lanling pondered for a long time alone in the room on how to properly handle his relationship with Ximen Chuuxue.

Judging from Ximen Chuuxue's behavior, it doesn't look like he doesn't like it, but why he just refuses to admit it?Su Lanling felt that maybe Ximen Chuuxue had noticed that his earlier refusal attitude was a bit obvious, so he refused to admit that he liked him, fearing that he would refuse again.

Su Lanling was very clear about his own feelings for Ximen Chuuxue, and he liked it.

But this liking is limited to friendship and family affection.He is a transvestite but not a pedophile, not to mention he has always regarded Ximen Fuxue as his junior, how could he like him.

The previous kiss was Su Lanling's fault, it was a mixed product of one night's waiting, anger at Ximen Chuuxue's denial, and a touch of emotion.Su Lanling is now regretting to death. Before he did this action, he could pretend not to know, but now that he knows it, he doesn't respond to him. What is it if he is not a bitch...

Want him to explain to Ximen Chuuxue?How to say?People say they don't like him anymore, and he rushes to preach, isn't he just bringing shame on himself.

So Su Lanling thought over and over again, and decided to deal with it coldly.

Doesn't he not like it? Anyway, I don't like it, so let's do it first. Anyway, sooner or later, when I can't hold it back, it's not too late to tell him clearly at that time.

After making up his mind, Su Lanling began to wash up, and when he opened the door to go out, he saw Ximen Chuuxue standing outside the door expressionlessly, looking at Su Lanling with a look of helplessness in his eyes.

Su Lanling thought for a while and asked him, "Can it be considered that what happened just now didn't happen?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't know whether he should agree to his junior brother's question. If it was a woman, it couldn't be considered as an accident, and he wanted to marry him...but his junior brother is a man, how could he do this!

So Ximen Chuuxue hesitated for a moment, nodded and agreed.

Just pretend it never happened, then you don't have to think about it so much...

Su Lanling didn't know that the 13-year-old little sword god in front of him was forced by him to have the idea of ​​escaping, and he was very satisfied with his promise, so he went to the kitchen and started cooking.

After breakfast, the two of them prepared to go back to the house to sleep, after all, they hadn't rested all night.As a result, before entering the house, I heard a scream of '嗤嗤' coming from the room.

broken!There are two national treasures in the house!

The two looked at each other, hurriedly opened the door and rushed in, and sure enough, they saw a little guy fell from the bed to the ground, and the other was also hooked on the bed sheet and was about to crash.

Su Lanling was so frightened that he hurried over to rescue it, put it on his lap, picked up the other one from the ground, and carefully checked whether it was broken.

It's okay, okay, it doesn't look bad on the surface.

The two little guys are less than a month old, and their eyes are still open.However, black and white fluff has grown on his body, and it is not dense, and the pink skin under the fluff can be clearly seen.

Seeing the two little guys who were arching and screaming on his legs, Su Lanling was in a panic, and asked Ximen Chuuxue helplessly: "Did you break it? You are still hungry, why are you screaming?" stop?"

Ximen Chuuxue is not as precious as Su Lanling, he thought for a while and said: "I remember that the bamboo bear in the book is also called an iron-eating beast, why don't we give him some iron?"

Su Lanling: "..." Do you use your brain to think about how normal creatures would eat iron?

In the end, Su Lanling took out the milk he usually drank in his backpack and tried to feed some little pandas. Unexpectedly, the two little guys ate happily.

Seeing the two little guys no longer screaming and frantically suckling, Su Lanling finally breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Ximen Chuuxue: "Where did you get it? Are there really bamboo bears on the mountain?"

Ximen Chuuxue shook his head: "No, I went to Tangjiabao overnight to buy it."

Su Lanling was silent for a while, they are not far from the Emei sect, but they are far away from Tangjiabao...

He took out a bamboo basket from his backpack, stuffed it with cotton and muslin, and put the two well-fed little ones in it.Su Lanling said to Ximen Chuuxue: "Take a break."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, and the two lay side by side on the bed.

Su Lanling originally thought that he would not be able to fall asleep, but he did not expect to sleep for three or four hours before being woken up by the moaning and chirping of two little guys.

Turning around to see that Ximen Chuuxue had also woken up, Su Lanling was secretly glad that the two of them were not dishonest people when they slept, otherwise it would be embarrassing to hug each other when they woke up.

After Su Lanling fed the little panda, seeing that Ximen Chuuxue wanted to sleep again, she hurriedly stopped him. If she slept too much, she would not be able to sleep at night.

The two went out to practice swords for a while, and then went to eat. This is Su Lanling's habit. After a lot of activities, you must eat something, otherwise you will lose your strength.

Su Lanling ate a bowl of hot and sour bean curd and a few leaf cakes, Ximen Chuuxue ate a bowl of sweet water noodles, and drank a bowl of water if it was not spicy, it was really too spicy.

After eating, the two wandered aimlessly in the street.But because they missed the two little bamboo bears in the hotel, they came back soon.

At the entrance of the hotel, Su Lanling also ran into Sun Xiuqing.

Sun Xiuqing is not a very beautiful woman.

Gu Long is a top-notch writer who is also very good at describing characters, but his description of Sun Xiuqing only has two words: Huizhilanxin and eloquence.

It can be said that in this martial arts world full of beauties, Sun Xiuqing's appearance can't be counted.

But Su Lanling unexpectedly feels good about her, maybe because she is the future wife of Ximen Chuuxue, or maybe because of the feeling of sympathy after knowing that she also disagrees with Dugu Yihe, anyway, he doesn't hate her.

Sun Xiuqing saluted them when she saw them, and after Su Lanling returned the salute, she smiled and said: "Yesterday, I seem to remember that my cousin said that he lived in this hotel. Now it seems that I am a servant."

"The place where he lives also belongs to this family. It's in a back alley, and it's a small courtyard."

"So that's how it is." Sun Xiuqing thanked Su Lanling again, and was going to find Liu Chengfeng, but was stopped by Su Lanling and asked her: "I heard that Sanying Sixiu and the rest were sent by the head of your sect to welcome Shaolin Temple and The Hengshan faction has arrived, but when will they arrive at Emei?"

"The senior brother and the third senior brother will arrive the day after tomorrow, and the three senior sisters will arrive tomorrow. If you two want to get acquainted with them, I can introduce them."

Su Lanling knew what they were doing, he just wanted to get his sword back, so he walked around vaguely.

Not long after returning to the house, the two little bamboo bears began to whine again, Su Lanling was helpless, this was too delicious, and he ate three meals in less than half a day.

So Su Lanling thought for a while and said, "Since you are so good at eating, why not call you Bajie and Wuneng."

Ximen Chuuxue, who was next to him, couldn't understand it, and asked him, "Aren't you a believer? Why did you give them a Dharma name?" Ximen Chuuxue loved Buddhist scriptures and spent a lot of time studying and transcribing them, so he didn't agree with his name.

"And the Bajie refers to the five meats and three dislikes, right? They won't eat those things if you give them." The five meats are the five spices, referring to garlic, shallots, leeks and dills (it looks like a radish and tastes like garlic), and the three dislikes refer to Geese, dogs, tortoises, none of them can be eaten by bamboo bears.

Su Lanling: "..." I just want to say that they are just like pigs, why do you have so many thoughts?

"Then what do you think is a good name?"

"How about calling it Zuyin and Wenping?" Both are aliases for chess pieces, which correspond to their black and white colors.

Su Lanling rolled his eyes, you should let you write poems, even metaphors. "Then it's better to call him Laifu and Wangcai, how auspicious it is."

Unexpectedly, Ximen Chuuxue nodded in praise: "Yes, it's not bad."

Su Lanling: "..." It's been a long time since such a down-to-earth sword god appeared.

The last two bamboo bear brothers decided on this graceful name, Laifu and Wangcai.

Su Lanling was so jealous of them that he specially asked Ximen Chuuxue to draw a group photo of the three of them, and named it the first day of adopting Laifu and Wangcai.

In the painting, a girl with an ordinary face is sitting by the window in a red dress, with curved eyebrows and a gentle smile.Holding two "big" characters in his hands, the little bamboo bear is sleeping paralyzed, behind him is the brilliant sunset outside the window.

In the afternoon of the next day, a group of masters and Sanxiu from the Hengshan School arrived at the venue. There were three dots of color among the ashes, and Su Lanling immediately found the three women in colorful clothes. The shortest one was behind her. With double swords on his back, the spikes of the swords turn from red to orange.

Su Lanling evoked an evil smile, and whispered to Ximen Chuuxue: "Do you still remember my pair of swords?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded: "I remember." Not only did he remember the pair of swords, but he also remembered that the woman was called Shi Xiuxue.

There are not many people who can make Ximen Chuuxue remember, Su Lanling snorted coldly: "Keep an eye on her, find a chance to snatch her back."

The opportunity was quickly found, the day the Shaolin Temple arrived.

Although the Emei faction has always been friends with Wudang, Shaolin is the leader in this industry, so Dugu Yihe still attaches great importance to Shaolin, and led all Emei disciples to greet him at the gate of the mountain.

Three Ying and Four Xiu all wore very formal Taoist uniforms, which were a bit similar to Qingfengguan's, which made Su Lanling unhappy again, muttering that he would go back and redesign a new Taoist uniform.

Shi Xiuxue is indeed a very bright and lively woman, completely different from Li Hua'er, but it would be more perfect if she can be less arrogant.

After greeting each other and courteously, Sanying Sixiu led a group of Shaolin disciples to the assigned residence.Along the way, Shi Xiuxue chatted happily with these little bald heads, without the shyness that women of this age should have.But those young monks were all blushing and shy.

The other Sanxiu walked silently on the side, and everyone's character could be seen basically from their expressions.

The elder sister Ma Xiuzhen was a little helpless and a little envious of Shi Xiuxue's performance, and wanted to go up to talk to her, but her shy personality was not very embarrassing.

The second child, Sun Xiuqing, was well-bred, and he walked without looking sideways, and occasionally left a few behind, and he was also the strongest in the team.Looking at Ximen Chuuxue beside him, Su Lanling understood a little bit.

Oh, it turns out that Sun Xiuqing likes those with high martial arts skills.

Strictly speaking, Ximen Fuxue's appearance and personality are not the popular preferences of girls in this society.Girls in this era like men like Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling who are handsome, eloquent, and romantic.Or the Huamanlou type, handsome and fair-skinned, with an elegant personality and gentle demeanor, it's also a good choice.

As for Ximen Chuuxue, his face was pale, unsmiling, indifferent, ignorant of his relatives, and in modern terms he could be used as an air conditioner in summer.Although it is the style of the domineering owner and the cold sword god that is popular in modern times, it is actually not liked by the girls of this era.Shi Xiuxue's evaluation of him in the original text can basically represent the vision of most women in this era: "Even if all the men in the world are dead, I will not look at that living zombie who thinks he is great."

Live zombies, hit the point.

But why did Sun Xiuqing still fall in love with him at first sight?Now Su Lanling understands that his force index should account for most of it.

As for the youngest Sanye Xiuzhu, Su Lanling thinks she is very interesting, this girl has a high spirit.

She didn't even glance at the group of masters, she held her head up high with a haughty expression, her face expressionless and her mind focused on nothing else.Instead, he inadvertently glanced at the leader, Su Shaoying...how did it say in the original book?Su Shaoying's family seems to be an official, or a royal family?

Thinking about how she became Huo Tianqing's mistress in the future, Su Lanling couldn't help admiring her. As expected, there is no shortage of such positive talents anywhere.

After a while, when they arrived at the place, Shi Xiuxue probably lacked a quilt, so Shi Xiuxue ordered the three of them to find a servant to get a quilt.As a result, the eldest of the three looked at the ground, the third looked at the sky, and the second looked in the middle, but no one talked to Li Shi Xiuxue.She was so angry that she waved her sleeves and went to find someone by herself.

Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue looked at each other and followed silently.

In a corner where no one was around, Su Lanling knocked Shi Xiuxue out, pulled down his sword and was about to leave.Ximen Chuuxue grabbed him and said, "Just let her go like this?"

Su Lanling blinked, thinking that there was no need to kill people to silence her. After all, she only used her own sword, and Dugu Yihe should be the one who should settle the score.

But looking at Ximen Chuixue's dissatisfied face, Su Lanling suddenly realized that he probably didn't know that Shi Xiuxue was not about Li Hua'er, so he hurriedly dragged him along and explained: "This is not Li Hua'er, Li Hua'er died long ago, I'll go back I'll tell you again." Although this is a corner, there are quite a lot of people coming and going, and it will be ruined if someone catches you right away.

Two hours later, Emei sent people down to various inns to search, saying that a pair of swords, the favorite of the head of Emei, had been stolen.

The news quickly spread to everyone's ears, and everyone was discussing whether the lost sword might be the legendary Yitian Sword.

After all, there is no rumor that the Yitian sword is single or double. What if it is double soldiers, they are all swords anyway.

But Su Lanling knew in his heart that Dugu Yihe was knocking on the mountain to shake the tiger, knocking on the mountain below the mountain, and shaking the tiger on the mountain.Otherwise, it's just a pair of short swords, so why make a scene known to the world.

The author has something to say: some classmates said how could Ximen Chuuxue be so stupid, that he can't tell the difference between men and women... Attention, he is only 13 years old!In the words of Uncle Benshan, "People who fall in love for the first time don't understand love at all!" Does everyone know the routine when they fall in love for the first time?Isn't it all exercised step by step!

As the saying goes, heterosexuality is not easy, long-distance relationships are more difficult, and homosexuality is twice as difficult.What about Xiao Chui, he has to bear heterosexuality and homosexuality as a child!It's even harder!

Let's put it this way, you have always liked the opposite sex, but one day you found a handsome guy and decided to start liking him, but only after you fell in love did you find out that the other guy is a girl.What are you going to do?Are you not confused?You can stand up immediately and shout, "It's a woman, Laozi also loves you, and loves you for life and death?"

So everyone be more lenient to Xiao Chui, normal people must have a process from avoiding to facing, it is not easy for him to go through these routines at such a young age!