[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Spring and winter alternate, hot and cold, Qi Shiqi fell ill again.

He was seriously injured before, and he was fine when he was young, and he couldn't see anything.But from the age of forty, it seems that the immune system drops rapidly. When you are tired, you will suffer from waist and leg pain, and you will catch a cold and have a fever.

Qi Shiqi, who was ill, was a little fragile, and would sigh every day.That day, Qi Shiqi sighed a lot as usual, and then said to the two: "I started teaching you swordsmanship when you were seven years old, and now it has been six years, and you have also received most of my true teachings, so it is time to go out and experience yourself This year, you go out earlier and come back earlier, and when you become old teachers, you will not go with you.”

In previous years, in order to protect them, Qi Shiqi, a dead house who doesn't like to go out, was forced to travel for a period of time every year. This year, he was finally able to hide away. !

And Qi Shiqi's reason for dying in the house was very funny, he even said that he was afraid that he would not look good in white clothes if he got tanned!After hearing his reasons, Ximen Ruanruan didn't dare to bask in the sun like before, and now both of them are pale, for fear that they won't look good in white clothes.

Su Lanling, who has never been tanned, smiled :)

Ximen Chuuxue didn't notice the cautiousness of this uncle Qi Shiqi, on the contrary, he rarely showed a trace of sadness, and specially told Qi Shiqi twice to take care of his health, but Ximen Chuuxue would never repeat the same words.

In fact, the experience is the same every year, but this year Qi Shiqi will not go, which always makes the two of them feel a little insecure.

According to the rules of previous years, the two of them would first go to the capital for a stroll to see their respective properties, and then receive a few arrest warrants from the yamen to find people. If they can be found, they will be caught or killed, and if they can't be found, forget it. , returned the arrest warrant and headed home.

But this year, Su Lanling added another one, and went to Shuzhong to see the excitement, and by the way, see if there is any opportunity to take back the sword.

Because of the dragon-slaying sword incident, Ren Woxing, the head of the Sun Moon God Sect, has been howling to attack Mount Emei to get the treasured sword. Well, now it is the famous Dongfang Invincible who is in charge now.

At that time, Su Lanling was terrified when he heard the news, so he hurriedly wrote to test the four Jiangnan friends, but he didn't know if the plot was affected by butterflies. It was found that they had signs of wanting to join the Sun Moon God Sect.For this reason, Su Lanling wondered for a long time, if the four Jiangnan friends had not joined the Sun Moon God Sect, where would Ren Woxing be locked up now?

No matter where Ren Woxing lives or dies, everyone doesn't worry about it. Anyway, he is a big villain who kills people without blinking an eye. It is the greatest respect for him if others don't applaud him.

And the happiest one among them is the Emei faction. After all, Ren Woxing, who has been the loudest in these years, has died, and Dongfang Bubai is too busy dealing with the affairs of taking over the teaching, unable to care about other trivial matters, making the Emei faction sit on pins and needles The sense of urgency is greatly reduced.

After all, 'good and evil' have been incompatible since ancient times, and no one would say anything when the Demon Cult attacked the Emei Sect, at most they would curse cruelty and evil.But now that the most likely Demon Cult has gone out, don't those 'reputable families' still have the nerve to do it aboveboard?

What do you mean by the West Demon Cult?Oh, that one is outside the pass, far away, don't worry.Moreover, the people of the Western Demon Cult see their heads and tails, and they don't know anyone else except the head of the sect, Yu Luocha, so it's probably not a very powerful sect.

While the Emei Sect breathed a sigh of relief, it became agitated again. In addition, it had robbed some territory before, and began to recruit new disciples, vigorously expanding the population of the sect.

Seeing this, the other sects felt that it was not good. Originally, the Emei sect was strong, and the master was still the leader of the eight great sword sects. Now that they were going to grow further, when would they be able to get Yitian Tulong?

Although the Emei Sect has always denied this, saying that the items were not in the Emei Sect and were stolen by the Tang Sect, but the matter of Yitian Slaying the Dragon must always be admitted in disguise.Whether it is true or false, I can guess with my own ability. Anyway, choose one or the other, and it depends on which one you win.

So the heads of several sects discussed it and decided to go to the Emei sect for a 'shopping' to exchange and learn about sword skills.In order to avoid talking, they didn't bring too many people, they only brought four to five hundred people.

But don't even think about it, this four hundred, that five hundred, add it up to three or four thousand, almost catching up with more than half of the Emei sect.Even if this is not counting the Jianghu Xiaoxiao who came here to join in the fun, after careful calculation, there can be 1 people on this 'communication and discussion'.

But even if they knew the other party's deep intentions, but they came under this banner, the Emei faction still had to greet him with a smile and entertain him with food and drink.

It was a bit late when Su Lanling got the news, so he decided to discuss with Ximen Chuuxue to modify the training venue. Anyway, there are so many people in Sichuan, so they might not be able to find a training partner.

Ximen Chuuxue could do nothing, so the two disguised themselves and went straight to Sichuan.

Naturally, Su Lanling is still disguised as a woman, but this time he changed his face, which belongs to Xiaojiabiyu's, which is relatively low-key and not as eye-catching as last time.

Ximen Chuuxue is not used to makeup, and he has the kind of skin that is easy to take off makeup. At first, Su Lanling patiently touched up his makeup, but after two days, he got tired of it. I feel that Ximen Chuuxue can use him a box of powder a day. After giving up, Ximen Fuxue started to travel in his true colors.Anyway, he was tall and mature-looking, so if he kept a straight face and didn't smile, he wouldn't be able to tell that he was only twelve or thirteen years old.

When the two arrived in Shuzhong, it was March in Yangchun. Shuzhong was already slightly hot, and the weather was still very humid at [-] to [-] degrees. Ximen Chuuxue was not used to it. He was sick for three or four days before he stood up and started a new life.

Because Su Lanling is more able to eat heavy food, he ate a lot of chili and local snacks on the first day, but luckily escaped the catastrophe.

It's just pity for Ximen Ruanruan, who still can't eat when he's sick. After all, the pots in restaurants here are all spicy, so Su Lanling had to buy a new pot by himself.

Because there are so many tourists in central Sichuan now, Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue spent three times the price to book a room in Yijian.Seeing this, Su Lanling was embarrassed to say that the two of them slept separately. After all, the ground was so damp that no one would be comfortable sleeping.

Ximen Chuuxue's face has also thickened a long time ago, and there is no trace of the shy boy in the past few years.Instead, it was a normal look of 'sleep and sleep, what are the two big men afraid of'.

On the third day after arriving in Shuzhong, Su Lanling found out that Sanying and Sixiu were not in Shuzhong at the moment, they were sent by Dugu Yihe to meet Wudang, Shaolin and Hengshan, and they would not be back until a few days later.

The delay in the news made Su Lanling deeply inconvenienced, and decided that he must have his own intelligence agency in the future.

A few days later, the Wudang faction and Yiying and Yixiu arrived at the venue. Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue went to watch, and met Gu Qingfeng talking to a disciple wearing Wudang costumes. Only then did Su Lanling know that Gu Daoren and Qingfeng Temple in Bashan The Lord is also among those invited to this 'communication meeting'.

But think about it, Bashan is in the place where the three factions hand over, and the three factions have already arrived in Emei, so there is no reason for him not to do so.

The Qingfengguan tourist attraction has become famous all over the world after the hype of Su Lanling, and Gu Qingfeng's title of "monster catcher" has been lit up for a long time, so why no one invited him.

So in the afternoon, Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue took off their disguises and went to see the ceremony.

Daoren Gu of Bashan is a real hero, a famous martial artist with extremely high skill.His original swordsmanship "Qi Qi 49 Hand Hui Feng Wu Liu Jian" is so powerful that it is unparalleled in the world.Together with Wudang's Liangyi Excalibur and Kunlun's Flying Dragon Dajiu Style, they are also known as the three major swordsmanship of Xuanmen.

It's just that the old man himself doesn't like to enter the world, so many people don't know his reputation.Although he is also the head of the generation, there are only two or three apprentices in the teaching, and there are only dozens of relatives including all relatives, which is extremely low-key.

But just such a low-key old man, at the beginning of Gu Qingfeng's business, he did not hesitate to give out 4 taels, and after seeing the performance, he continued to give tens of thousands of taels. A black-bellied character who likes to make a lot of money with a muffled voice.Gu Qingfeng's ghosts and animals are probably also a family tradition.

Coming with Daoren Gu was his eldest disciple Liu Chengfeng, Ximen Chuuxue's future brother-in-law and Sun Xiuqing's cousin.

The juvenile version of Liu Chengfeng does not have such a noble reputation, but he is also really good, smart and eloquent, which is very likable.

Compared with Liu Chengfeng and Gu Qingfeng, Gu Qingfeng's older brother, Gu Feiyun, was not as satisfactory.

The other party probably only learned Gu Daoren's appearance and disguise, he is a simple and honest ordinary young man, a little stubborn, can't speak, and is quite straightforward.Although Wudang sword is practiced well, it is not considered the best among these people.

When Daoren Gu saw him, he would sigh: "I sent you to Taoist Wudang Mu, I hope you will grow up, but in the end, you didn't learn anything else, but learned his stubbornness. It's really annoying."

Su Lanling snickered inwardly. It seemed that the old man knew the details of Taoist Mu a long time ago, and hoped that his eldest grandson would go to 'coat it black', but unexpectedly, it became whiter and whiter instead.

Gu Feiyun wasn't angry when he was scolded, he just scratched his head and smirked.

Su Lanling couldn't help feeling a little emotional when he saw this silly smiling young man. Gu Daoren's disciples, the most simple and honest Gu Feiyun died because of Mu Taoist, and the most chivalrous Liu Chengfeng also died because of investigating the case.Only the most ghostly Gu Qingfeng was left, taking off in the capital city, not only established a sect, but also kept company with dignitaries and celebrities from the upper world all day long.Really complied with that sentence, good people don't live long, but evils last for thousands of years.

Mr. Gu liked Su Lanling very much, especially after he defeated Gu Qingfeng in the sword competition, he liked him even more.Not only taught him some martial arts, but also discussed with him how to make money in a proper way and get rich. In the end, he repeatedly praised him for missing a good disciple, which is really cute.

Gu Qingfeng also took the opportunity to invite the old man to come out of the mountain to help him teach his apprentices. Now Qingfeng Guan has many disciples, but there is no top master to suppress the mountain. It is really worrying.

However, Mr. Gu waved his hand and said: "I am used to being born in the world, and I can't bear the complexity of the world. Besides, I am also the head of Bashan. How can I go to sit in your place? It's not a mess."

Gu Qingfeng laughed: "What does that matter, who doesn't know that we are a family, and you are the head of the family, counting my brother and I only have a dozen congregants, what's the point, why not come to our Qingfeng Temple prestige."

Mr. Gu still waved his hand to refuse, then pointed to Su Lanling and said, "This son is a great talent, he will be able to take over after five or six years, you don't have to worry."

"Really?!" Gu Qingfeng was very excited, because Mr. Gu was not only super powerful in martial arts, but also good at fortune-telling.

Now Gu Qingfeng was really relieved, patted Su Lanling on the shoulder and said, "Come on, big brother, brother is waiting for you to leave the teacher."

Su Lanling rolled his eyes at him: "You just make waves every day, why do I feel that your martial arts have not improved at all in the past five or six years?"

"Oh, you." Gu Qingfeng squinted his eyes, pretending to be tired and said, "It's easy for you to get along with those literati and celebrities? According to you, you can't let go of the culture class."

Compared with practicing martial arts, Gu Qingfeng prefers politics.In the past few years, he stopped Su Lanling's guidance and started to study psychology.

Su Lanling hummed: "Who doesn't know what you're thinking? You just want to be a national teacher all day long. One person is under one person and over ten thousand people. Go ahead and dream."

Regarding Su Lanling's disdain, Gu Qingfeng expressed his disapproval, feeling that his dream had been insulted.Then he dragged Su Lanling to explain the situation, and made a long speech. Su Lanling, who was annoyed, hurriedly grabbed Ximen Chuuxue and ran away.

A few days later, Gu Qingfeng dragged Tang Tianzong over to play with Su Lanling, who happened to be wearing women's clothing.

Tang Tianzong was stunned when he saw him, looked at the house number for a long time, and then asked him blushingly, "Where did you go?"

Su Lanling grinned: "I'm your old man, Ha Ma Pi."

Tang Tianzong: "Oh, you are Brother Ling."

Su Lanling was speechless: "..." Look at you.

After the three of them entered the room, Ximen Chuuxue also got up from the bed and sat down beside the table.

He didn't know whether it was because he ate too much spicy food these days, or because he didn't adapt to the living environment, and he was always simmering with anger.At night, I couldn't sleep in the same bed as Su Lanling, and I tossed and turned the tent every night.I was too embarrassed to do it, so I had to hold it back, and I was about to suffer internal injuries.

Seeing that they were still sleeping at this hour, Gu Qingfeng insisted that they were too bored to give himself some leisure, and dragged them out to play desperately.

Su Lanling and the others are fine. The key is that Tang Tianzong is not good at it. He belongs to the Tang family, and it is inconvenient to go out at this pass.

Gu Qingfeng waved his hand: "It's nothing serious, just ask Su Lanling to change your face for you."

Although Su Lanling learned the disguise technique from Gu Qingfeng, but because Su Lanling prefers it, he has studied it a lot over the years, so the technique is better than Gu Qingfeng.

"Ah, is this okay?" Tang Tianzong was always a little embarrassed when facing Su Lanling who was dressed as a woman.

"There's nothing wrong with it, as long as you don't take off your makeup." Su Lanling greeted Tang Tianzong, sat down, raised his chin, and thought about what to do for him.

Tang Tianzong felt so awkward being looked at by a "little girl" like Su Lanling with his chin raised, he was so shy that his face turned red.

Seeing this appearance, Ximen Chuuxue in the distance frowned, and urged him coldly, "Hurry up and get it done."

"Don't be in a hurry, there's no way you can be in a hurry." Su Lanling had already observed Tang Tianzong's facial features, and while taking things out of the box, he asked him, "Can I draw you a woman's dress?"

Tang Tianzong: "...Ah, it's not very good."

Ximen Fuxue: "I think it's pretty good."

Gu Qingfeng: "..." This is a complicated situation.