[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Ximen Chuuxue had that dream again.

In the dream, the girl in purple hooked his neck and pressed close to his body, and the sweet smell filled his whole mind again.He grabbed the girl's hand and crossed his fingers with her. The other party didn't refuse, but winked mischievously at him, smiled and approached him and called him in a charming voice: "Senior brother~"

boom--

Ximen Chuixue sat up from the bed with a dark face, took off his wet pants and threw them into the basin, wiped them clean, put on a new pair of pants and slipped into the quilt.

I'm so bored!

It's all Su Lanling's fault, why did you play him a few days ago!

Ximen Chuuxue tossed and changed several positions, unable to fall asleep at all.When you close your eyes, there is a touch of purple, but when you open your eyes, it's still, it's driving him crazy!

Simply get up, get dressed, and go out to practice swords.

After an hour, two hours, until the sky was bright, Ximen Chuuxue felt a little tired.Looking at the dazed young man who hadn't woken up in the distance, Ximen Chuuxue jumped up a tree, not wanting to meet him.

Silently watched the young man go from dazed to sober, from vigorous strokes to panting, and then sat on the stone bench wiping sweat with red cheeks.

At this time, there were two maidservants at the gate of the training ground looking in. The young man saw them and asked with a smile, "Sister Xiaohong, Sister Xiaoyun, what's wrong?"

The two little maids were relieved to see each other, and the one named Xiaohong said: "We are here to find the owner, hasn't he come?"

The boy shook his head: "No, I probably annoyed him before, and he hasn't spoken to me for two or three days."

Xiaoyun sighed when he heard the words, and said to Xiaohong: "Look, I just said that the two of them quarreled." After speaking, he turned his head and said to the young man with a little deep meaning: "The owner of the village can't eat well these two days. I didn't sleep well, and I didn't know what time I woke up last night."

"That's right..." The young man couldn't help but frowned, concentrated for a moment, and then said to the two servant girls: "Okay, I understand, I will apologize to him again, you go back first."

Only then did the two maids nod their heads, and they left the training ground with the young man one after another.

Ximen Chuuxue just came down from the tree and went back to the house to wash.While taking a bath, I remembered that the boy said that he smelled so good... Ximen Chuixue paused, and added another shower gel.

After rinsing, it really smelled like jasmine, so Ximen Chuuxue nodded in satisfaction and got up to have breakfast.

He deliberately arrived two quarters of an hour late, and sure enough, he saw that the masters had finished eating, and only the young man was sitting at the table waiting.

Seeing him coming, the other party hurriedly greeted him and placed a tray. Ximen Chuuxue saw that there were two cages of shrimp dumplings, a plate of cold tomatoes and a bowl of vegetable porridge.

The young man enthusiastically told him to sit down, waved the servants back, looked around and saw that there was no one else, and then said coquettishly to him: "Ruan Ruan~Xiao Chui~Senior Brother~~" The last drawl made Ximen Chuixue's lower body tighten, I remembered the delicate female voice in the dream again.

"Brother, brother! Forgive me, I will never mess with you again! I promise! If you don't practice with me in the morning, I'm so boring by myself, I can't hold on!" Su Lanling looked at him eagerly, even The brothers are all called, the sacrifice is too great.

Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help shaking his head, wasn't it 'Brother Ling' before.

Seeing Ximen Chuixue shaking her head, Su Lanling thought she didn't believe him, and slapped the table angrily, "Then what else do you want! I'll tell you, Ximen Chuixue, don't push yourself!"

"Okay, I don't want to go further." Ximen Chuixue gave the other party a cold look, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and turned to leave.

Sure enough, after walking two steps, the young man grabbed his sleeve again, and the two tugged for a long time before the other party finally gave in, and said helplessly, "Then what do you want?"

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while, and said, "Put that book here with me, and I'll keep it for you." In this way, the other party will buy it in disguise...

"Hey, what am I supposed to do? It turns out that I want books. If I hadn't said it earlier, I'd have been busy cooking all morning." The young man didn't know what he thought of, and he had a wretched look on his face that I understood.

Ximen Chuuxue ignored him, Su Lanling always had so many strange thoughts in his head.

"You go back and wait first, I'll send it to you later." The other party looked very proud, as if he didn't care about that little thing.

"I'll bring it over in the evening." Ximen Chuuxue thought about it, and felt that this was a good opportunity, so he urged, "Changing your face."

Su Lanling: "..."

"Do you need to do this, big brother?" Su Lanling was quite speechless to Ximen Chuuxue's request, "How can it be like a drug dealer, is it illegal to give a book? Be careful."

Eh? !It seems that it is indeed illegal, should it be considered as spreading obscene ideas?

"Then are you going to see him or not?" Ximen Chuuxue turned cold again, and looked at the other party expressionlessly, as if he was about to get angry again.

"Send, send, send!" Su Lanling raised his hands in surrender, "I've convinced you, my little ancestor."

The corners of Ximen Chuuxue's mouth curled up, a little wanting to laugh, but he quickly controlled it, deciding that he couldn't give the other party a good face before tonight, or he wouldn't give it away again.

It is said that he is aggressive, but in fact Su Lanling is the one who knows how to push forward and watch people order dishes!

Taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind, Su Lanling changed his face according to Ximen Chuuxue's request, and found the book from last time from his backpack.

Although he just went back and forth, Su Lanling still put on exquisite makeup, women's clothing must not be perfunctory!

Otherwise, if you wear high heels, a dress, and a bright bag with a dark yellow face with acne, it won't match.So Su Lanling got her hair done, put on makeup, and picked out a pink mermaid-style suit.

I bought this dress at a trading store. The top is a one-shoulder gown with large swing sleeves, revealing both shoulders and collarbone, and the bottom is a skirt-style floor-sweeping trouser skirt. After wearing it, it is a very close-fitting size. Very prominent figure.

With the lesson learned from last time, Su Lanling prepared a big white plush cloak for himself, or the kind with a hood. After wearing it, only a pointed chin and a water-red lip could be exposed.

However, Su Lanling didn't find the shoes well. The clothes are a bit modern, and the embroidered shoes are a bit strange, but he doesn't have any other shoes.

Oh, forget it, there is still light work in front of and behind the house, so go barefoot, anyway, there are carpets in Ximen Fuxue House.

"Snapped."

There was a slight sound on the window, Ximen Chuuxue immediately stood up from the chair, quickly walked over to open the window, and a white figure jumped in from above.

Looking at the woman in front of him with only her chin and red lips exposed, Ximen Chuuxue was a little excited, raised her hand and lifted the other's hood, and sure enough, she saw a face exactly the same as last time, and winked mischievously at him.

At this moment, Ximen Chuuxue suddenly had the illusion of uncovering his head.

Ximen Chuuxue also hooked the corners of his mouth at the other party, held his hand accurately through the cloak, and brought him inside, "Come in and warm yourself, have you brought anything?"

Su Lanling rolled his eyes behind Ximen Chuuxue, and said speechlessly: "Take it, take it." For the sake of a little yellow book, you can buy one yourself, but you will lose face and trouble labor and management to death up.

There were no candles lit in the house, only a brazier glowing red.

The two sat opposite each other by the brazier, Su Lanling uncovered the cloak, took out the book inside and handed it to Ximen Chuuxue: "Hey, here's the book! I've been arguing for so many days over a book."

But after waiting for a long time, the other party didn't answer. Su Lanling turned his head, and the other party was staring at his shoulder with wide eyes.

Su Lanling frowned, he was very familiar with this kind of look, he threw the book on the other person's face, and warned: "I'm telling you, Ximen Ruanruan, don't just like me because I'm good-looking. Our fairy daughters are generally not descended from the mortal world."

Ximen Chuuxue was slapped on the face by the book, lowered his eyes, and didn't look at each other again.

Seeing this, Su Lanling also regretted his uprightness.

Feeling that the atmosphere was a bit stiff, he rubbed his hands and feet to change the subject and said, "Oh, my hands and feet are cold. If I wasn't a man, I would have thought I was here as an aunt." Su Lanling used to have a female friend who usually went to the mountains to fight Hu is a very good guy, but once the aunt came, he immediately became sister Lin, her face became pale, her voice became quieter, and she had to lean on the wall when she walked, which made Su Lanling remember deeply.

At this time, Ximen Chuuxue's voice came from the side: "The hands and feet are so cold, is it because the kidneys are not good?"

"Fuck you! You have a bad kidney!" How can a man bear such words!

Su Lanling immediately jumped over and slammed him, "You still have the face to say, if it weren't for your insanity and insisting on my disguise in the middle of the night to give you books, labor and capital would be frozen like this." As early as lying in bed watching erotic pictures OK!

Ximen Chuuxue grabbed his two demonic hands respectively, held them tightly, thought, and said coldly with no expression on his face: "Forget it, our two houses are so close, who would normally practice martial arts?" After a while, my hands and feet are cold."

"That's labor and capital without shoes!" Su Lanling told him that he was half dead, what happened to Ximen Ruanruan these two days!It's really temper tantrum, and dare to fight with his brother Ling!

Ximen Chuuxue, who was holding Su Lanling's hands, showed a rare mocking expression in the dark night: "Don't lie to yourself, treat your illness as soon as possible, the master said what should you eat for kidney deficiency? Goji berry, cinnamon, yam... ..."

"Ah! Ximen Xiaochui, you really deserve a beating!" Su Lanling's hands were controlled, and he raised his feet angrily to kick him, but the little bastard Ximen Chuixue saw his shortcomings at a glance, and stepped on Su Lanling Wide trouser legs.It just so happened that Su Lanling kicked him again, and with such mutual force one after the other, Su Lanling immediately lost his standing and fell to the ground.

But is Su Lanling the kind of person who suffers? !No, so he took the opportunity to hook Ximen Chuuxue's leg and pulled him down too!

In the end, Ximen Chuuxue was like this, and he didn't know the lesson, so he lay on top of Su Lanling, and said coldly: "You've been so lazy after practicing for the past two days, and you still want to beat me?"

"Where am I lazy?! I also finished it on time!" Su Lanling immediately defended unconvinced, although it was only a little less forceful... "And I found that Ximen Ruanruan, you have really changed now, you have started to follow I'm talking back, you've never said anything before."

Ximen Chuuxue's eyes flickered for a moment, feeling a little guilty, but he continued to say with dissatisfaction on his mouth: "That was when I was not angry."

Su Lanling pursed her mouth: "You are still angry, didn't I bring you all the books?"

Ximen Chuuxue sneaked closer to Su Lanling, and took a deep breath of the fragrance of powder in the air: "I won't be able to get rid of it for a while."

"How stingy!" Return the sword god!really!

Su Lanling muttered for a long time before suddenly realizing something was wrong.

What's the situation!What pose are they in now!

Ximen Chuuxue pressed on Su Lanling's body, holding his wrist and pressing against his side. The distance between them was not close or far, but Su Lanling could smell the jasmine fragrance from Ximen Chuuxue's body.

Su Lanling looked at Ximen Chuuxue's gleaming black eyes in the dark night, was silent for a moment, and suddenly asked, "Ximen Chuuxue, do you like me?"

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Ximen Chuuxue seemed to be frightened, and suddenly jumped up from Su Lanling's body, took two steps back, and moved away from him.

Seeing this, Su Lanling was relieved, it's fine, it's fine if you don't like him, it scared him to death.

He has always regarded Ximen Chuuxue as his son, it would be embarrassing if he really liked him, luckily.

Seeing the frightened expression on Ximen Chuuxue's face, Su Lanling couldn't help laughing, sat up and waved to him: "Oh, are you serious? I was just joking with you. And we have been friends for so many years, you Don't like me?! I'm so sad."

Ximen Chuuxue still ignored him, and stared at him blankly, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Su Lanling couldn't help but sighed in his heart, he really scared the kid.

"Forget it, I can't help being funny, I'm going back first, you can read and study slowly." Su Lanling bent down and picked up the cloak, turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait." Ximen Chuuxue suddenly said coldly.

Su Lanling tilted her head at him: "Huh?"

Ximen Chuuxue took two steps forward slowly, approaching Su Lanling, and then stretched out his hand to slowly lift up the waistband of his trousers that had just slipped down to his crotch.

When the heat touched the cold, Su Lanling couldn't help shivering, and there were bumps on the place he rubbed.

"Let's go." The other party said coldly, turned around and sat next to the brazier to read a book.

Su Lanling was stunned for a moment, then said 'oh', opened the window and jumped out.

Ximen Chuuxue sat quietly beside the brazier, glanced at the wide open window, but did not close it.

Lowering his eyes and throwing the book in his hand into the brazier, Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help showing his second sarcastic smile tonight.

It's ridiculous that he can't forget for so many days about a woman who doesn't exist.

He couldn't tell the difference between disguise and reality, and even asked his junior to pretend to be a woman... No wonder he was angry.

Seeing the flames licking and burning the books, Ximen Chuuxue got up and closed the window, and went to bed.

I don't know if I figured it out, but Ximen Chuuxue didn't dream of that girl in purple again that night.

The next day, Su Lanling saw Ximen Chuuxue in the martial arts training ground on time, dressed in white, walking like a dragon with a sword.

Seeing him, he smiled lightly and said, "Junior Brother, come and make a move!"

Su Lanling blinked and breathed a sigh of relief, Ximen Ruanruan must have been angry last night, that's why he behaved abnormally. You see, after reading the book today, he is a good sword god again!

Su Lanling also smiled, and drew out his swords to meet him.

The relationship between the two recovered as before, and everyone in Wanmei Villa let go of the big stone in their hearts.

There are only two big babies in the villa, they don't eat or sleep when they get angry, they are so old-fashioned.

Qi Shiqi even talked to them specially after they reconciled, telling them to be humble and respectful to each other when they get along.

The two agreed and began to live in harmony.

Uncle Qi left Wanmei Villa on the second day of the first lunar month, and Shi Jingmo left with him on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month.

There are fewer people in the already quiet Wanmei Villa, and there are only three masters left to serve, two of which are still icebergs...

It wasn't until the twelfth day of February, when Ximen Chuuxue and Su Lanling celebrated their birthdays, that there was a bit of joy in the villa.

Su Lanling never celebrated his birthday before. He didn't know his own birthday in his previous life, and the ID card showed the day he was picked up by the director of the orphanage, so he never celebrated it.He still hasn't celebrated his birthday in this life, because no one has told the original owner when his birthday is.

Later, it was Ximen Chuuxue who came up with the idea, saying that Su Lanling would spend it with him in the future. Su Lanling had just celebrated his first birthday in two lifetimes.

Ximen Chuuxue's birthday present was a sword, a purple weapon that Su Lanling bought at a trading house with all his wealth.Although the appearance is not good, Qi Shiqi said at the first sight of the sword: "Good sword!"

Su Lanling handed the sword to Ximen Chuuxue, and said word by word: "This sword is a sharp weapon in the world. The blade is three feet and seven inches, and the net weight is seven catties and 13 taels. I got it with all I have. I hope you will keep it well." it."

Because it's really expensive! !