[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

The fairy daughter Su Lanling sneaked down the mountain, suppressing the excitement in her heart and flying all the way to a nearby town.

Wanmei Villa is located in a remote place, and the nearby town is just a village with a lot of people. Except for a few more shops, there is nothing special about it. It is far inferior to the prosperity of the capital.

As soon as his feet landed on the ground, Su Lanling felt scorching sights from all directions.

Although his suit is a conservative ancient costume, but because of the influence of the waist, the breasts, slender waist, hips, and long legs are clearly defined and clear at a glance. It can be said that the good figure is vividly expressed.Not to mention the bright white skin that can be vaguely seen under the tulle, that kind of hazy beauty that is not attractive, it is fake.

The corners of the mouth under the veil slightly raised, and Su Lanling began to look for the target with his head held high.

There was no clubhouse in ancient times, so where should he go?Tavern?Women's branch?Not so good.

Su Lanling couldn't help frowning, a little disappointed.If you come out on impulse, do you want to come back disappointed?

Cross-dressing is actually a form of fetishism, which involves sexual arousal by wearing clothes of the opposite sex.But it's useless to just be excited, who can climax just standing up straight without doing anything?It's not that you have schizophrenia, you can attack yourself.And even if you attack yourself, you need props and stimuli!

Su Lanling is so irritable, what should I do? !There is no calcium tablet these days, do you want to read novels?

Alas... sad.

Su Lanling strolled on the street for a while, when the cold wind blew, come on, the excitement at the beginning also dissipated.

This dress is beautiful, it is beautiful, and it is really cold!The one who flew over with Qinggong before didn't feel anything because he had something on his mind, but now that he calmed down, his nose was so cold that his nose was about to come out...

Helpless, Su Lanling had no choice but to walk into the nearest teahouse to warm up his hands and feet.It is absolutely impossible to add clothes, and he will not lose his beauty by adding a cloak at this time!

But when he went in, he made an unexpected discovery.

Su Lanling found a woman, no, it should be a man pretending to be a woman.

The other party was wearing a bright red women's winter dress, with plush on the edges, and a pattern of rich and noble peonies embroidered with gold thread on the hem.

Although the combination of gold and red is obviously eye-catching, if it is not well matched, it will make people feel tacky.In addition, the other party didn't have any disguise, but just put on heavy makeup, which made it even more inappropriate.At least bring some jewelry, this simple jewelry can't hold down the clothes at all.

But Su Lanling didn't come forward to answer the question in a mean way. After all, people can't cover up this kind of thing. If you step forward and swipe, they will expose you. Why are you the only one with eyes?It would be strange not to be beaten.

And with Su Lanling's vision developed over the years, he can guarantee that he will never be able to beat this man!

So Su Lanling obediently ordered a pot of tea, and obediently sat on the side to warm himself up.

After a while, a Yingwuzi with big and small bags opened the door and came in, sat down beside the man with a chill, and counted them one by one with a gentle smile: "Look, pine nuts, snacks, bacon, and more... I have all the embroidery thread you want, and I have bought it back, so take a look and see what else is missing."

The other party shook his head, and said in a low voice: "Enough." The voice was still a man's voice, and it sounded quite clear.

"That's fine, then I'll load the car and leave." The man poured tea and water for the other party, looking very painful.

Su Lanling couldn't help showing envious eyes. This is the ideal gay life. Find someone who loves others, who is handsome, rich, and willing to give you money. I don't think you're ugly. do less...

Alas, it's true that the same hobbies have different lives.

Su Lanling couldn't bear to hurt her eyes any more, and was about to stay away from this pair of dogs who showed affection in broad daylight, but the man suddenly said: "It's okay to go now, and it will be Chinese New Year when I go back two days later, I'm afraid I'm too busy , teaching..."

"Shut up!" The man suddenly stopped the other party, and then gave Su Lanling a wink.

Su Lanling didn't notice the man's wink, but felt that the man suddenly looked over after he got up, and then his eyes lit up...

Hehe, Su Lanling felt that he had fed the dog with envy.This look, straight man, brother!

Su Lanling is taking the route of childish face and big breasts today. In the words of this era, he has big breasts and buttocks, and he is appointed to have a son, which seems to suit the man's taste.

It wasn't until he went out that the other party's gaze was retracted with a little regret.Su Lanling couldn't help rolling his eyes, feeling disgusted in his heart, other people's eyes made him feel proud, but the man's eyes made him feel sorry for that man.Just by looking at his face, he knew that the man was not tolerable, and his husband was so perverted, it was estimated that the two of them would blow it off sooner or later.

Alas, it's really sad, there is still someone who can break up, and he didn't even score.

Unsatisfied, Su Lanling felt that she was about to become a resentful woman. In order to comfort her wounded heart, Su Lanling went to the bookstore to buy several erotic pictures.

The owner of the bookstore was shocked when he saw him take this big stack, and looked at this pretty young girl with a strange expression on his face.

"What are you looking at?!" Su Lanling stared back at him, "I've never seen wholesale ones."

After being stabbed, he looked at the double swords on the back of the opponent. The boss didn't dare to look any more, and quickly settled the bill for him.I also sighed in my heart, the female heroes nowadays are becoming more and more unrestrained.

Heroine: We won't take the blame!

Enduring the cold wind, Su Lanling flew back to Wanmei Villa shivering, and jumped into the house through the window without delay.

Freeze to death freeze to death.Feeling the warmth in the room, Su Lanling couldn't help shivering, and closed the window tightly.

It's too sinful, I won't dare to wear it like this again in winter, the temperature in the northern country is really unbearable.

As soon as he turned his head, Su Lanling met the eyes of the white-clothed figure in the room who was toasting and drinking tea...

One second, two seconds, three seconds.The embarrassing atmosphere in the air multiplied with the passage of time, and Su Lanling could feel his cheeks under the mask suddenly flush!

Su Lanling was glad that he still had a mask and a veil for protection, otherwise he would really be ashamed to see others today.

Just thinking about how to reasonably explain her identity to Ximen Chuuxue, she heard Ximen Chuuxue coldly say: "Junior brother?"

Su Lanling: "..." Are your eyes always this good, Ruan Ruan?

Then the question arises, should he admit it or not?

Su Lanling's brain spun quickly, recalling Ximen Chuuxue's uncertain tone just now, gritted his teeth, and replied in a coquettish female voice: "Huh? What are you talking about? I'm Su Lanling's friend, Is he not there?"

Oh shit, what a shame! (/▽＼)

Su Lanling couldn't help but cover his face, he was so scared that he was so frightened!Hearing the whisper, he felt like he was pulling his belt, he almost went hard!

"Are you a friend of Junior Brother?"

Ximen Chuuxue quietly looked at Su Lanling pretending to be aggressive, and saw that he nodded repeatedly to show that he was right, and then slowly said: "Then why are you carrying my junior brother's sword on your back?"

Su Lanling: "..." This slap in the face came too fast like a tornado [manual goodbye]

"Okay, it's awesome, Ruan Ruan, it's indeed your brother Ling." Su Lanling gave up resistance, ran to the brazier to keep warm, and finally struggled: "I just tested you to see if you can do it. recognize me."

Ximen Chuuxue chuckled, but didn't expose him, only asked: "What did you do? Dressed like this, isn't it cold?"

"Why isn't it cold! Dad froze to death!" Su Lanling shuddered again, thinking over and over again how to round it up, what bad thing did he do to dress like this...

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Su Lanling took out a book of erotic pictures from his pocket and put it on the table, hehehe said obscenely: "I'm going to buy a book."

This erotic picture is definitely a serious erotic picture, even the title of the book is "The Erotic Picture", do you think it is serious or not.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at the title of the book, and his ears turned red.

Men, as long as they reach a certain age, no matter how remote they live or how boring their personality is, they will automatically comprehend these skills, it's just a matter of age.

Looking at the situation now, Ximen Chuuxue is not so late blooming.

Seeing him like this, Su Lanling couldn't help laughing, sat on the stool next to Ximen Chuuxue, picked up the book and shared it with him: "Come on, let's read it together."

As he spoke, he turned to the first page.

This book is the kind that alternates calligraphy and painting with a plot. The first half of each page is written, and the second half is illustrated, and it is still in color.

Su Lanling had just opened the first page, and before he could see anything clearly, Ximen Chuuxue, who was next to him, stretched out his hand and pressed the page, accidentally touched the back of Su Lanling's hand, and then shrank back suddenly, holding Cheng fisted behind his back.

"You..." Ximen Chuixue got up in panic and looked at Su Lanling with a blushing face, and brought down the stool in a hurry.

However, Su Lanling didn't seem to notice his embarrassment, stood up and hooked his shoulders, and said: "Oh, don't be shy, Ruan Ruan, it won't hurt to see it together, good brothers."

Ximen Chuuxue hid back for a while, but was still hooked by Su Lanling's neck. As the two of them got close, Ximen Chuuxue smelled a sweet and greasy powdery smell.

Although this fragrance is very weak, it can't stop getting into Ximen Chuuxue's nose, making him instantly at a loss, his hands and feet froze, and he didn't even know where to look.

In the end, he had to lower his head and lower his eyes, but what caught Ximen Chuuxue's eyes was Su Lanling's slender neck, and the round collarbone accidentally exposed when it hooked his neck.

Ximen Chuuxue couldn't bear it anymore, as if he had been greatly stimulated, he pushed Su Lanling away and ran out.

Seeing this, Su Lanling heaved a sigh of relief, and finally left, otherwise Ximen Chuuxue didn't know what he would find if he stayed any longer, he was not ordinary clever.

In fact, thinking about it, Su Lanling didn't do anything bad. Ximen Chuuxue also knew that he would disguise himself, but he was still very guilty. There was always a feeling that his secret was exposed, and he couldn't help but want to cover it up, so he flirted on purpose The other party, scare him away.

Ximen Chuuxue has been in a trance since he returned to the house, no matter what he does, he can always think of the sweet smell of powder, as if it has rubbed on him, lingering on the tip of his nose, making him blush.

It wasn't until after lunch that the servants came to remind him that it was time to go to Shi Jingmo's class.

Ximen Chuuxue has always been a decisive person. In the past, he would definitely get up and leave immediately when he said this, but today he hesitated, dawdling for a long time, and finally opened the door and walked towards Shi Jingmo's place until the servant reminded him a third time go.

It was getting late, Su Lanling and Shi Jingmo had already sat in their respective seats, only Ximen Chuuxue was missing.

Ximen Chuuxue caught a glimpse of Su Lanling in black, who was looking at him with a smile.

Ximen Chuuxue's face turned red again, and even his breathing was a little short.

Shi Jingmo thought he was ill, and asked concerned: "Do you have a fever?"

Ximen Chuuxue hurriedly waved his hands, walked to his seat and sat down in a hurry.

He and Su Lanling's seats were placed next to each other, they were very close together, and they didn't feel that much in the past, but today Ximen Chuuxue felt very uncomfortable, and couldn't help but want to look at each other.

Looking at the medical book in front of him, the slender neck and round collarbone appeared in Ximen Chuuxue's mind...

"Mianqi!" Shi Jingmo in front of him suddenly increased his voice, Ximen Chuuxue looked up, and sure enough, seeing the other party gave him a warning look, he explained again: "With wolfberry, Zhongsu..."

He was not named, but Ximen Chuuxue was still ashamed. He turned to look at the person next to him, who was reading a book with a gloating smile on his lips.

Ximen Chixue's face turned even redder, but he was reluctant to look away, staring straight at the other party's snow-white neck, and then slowly moved up, chin, lips, bridge of nose, eyes, eyebrows, forehead...Obviously before Familiar is no good, but today it suddenly becomes unfamiliar, as if it has never seen it before, attracting Ximen Chuuxue's sight.

"Fix the Wind Grass!"

After Shi Jingmo issued another warning, Ximen Chuuxue reluctantly withdrew his gaze and put it back on the book, but within 30 seconds, his gaze disappeared again.

Shi Jingmo insisted on talking for a quarter of an hour, and finally couldn't help but put down the book, and said, "Since you don't feel well, go here first, remember to go back and take your medicine."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded expressionlessly, feeling a little embarrassed, but couldn't help but look away...

Su Lanling packed up his books, and when he turned around, he saw Ximen Chuuxue still glaring at him 'viciously'.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, Su Lanling winked mischievously at him, and showed a flattering smile.

Really, didn't I just show you a little porn book, I haven't read it yet!Don't make it look like it's polluting your pure life, okay!

But Ximen Chuuxue still had a cold face, staring at him expressionlessly, that look frightened Su Lanling!

Knowing that Shi Jingmo had left, Su Lanling cleared his throat, and said to the thousand-year-old Hanbing next to him, "Oh, it's okay to count me as wrong! I won't dare again, promise." Su Lanling raised his hand Put three fingers next to the ear, "Swear!"

But Ximen Chuuxue suddenly grasped Su Lanling's three fingers with such great strength that Su Lanling felt a little painful when pinched.

Three seconds later, Ximen Chuuxue let go of his hand, took a deep look at Su Lanling, got up and left.

Only Su Lanling was left alone, silently feeling the pressure of the sword god...