[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

It was already early winter when Su Lanling and his party arrived at Wanmei Villa, and the early winter in the northern country was especially cold, almost catching up with the deep winter in the capital.

Wanmei Villa is located on the mountainside, and there is only one mountain road for people to go up and down, and it is relatively steep, which belongs to the terrain that is easy to defend and difficult to attack.There are some plum trees planted on both sides of the mountain road, but the whole mountain is bare before the flowering period.

Su Lanling asked Ximen Chuuxue with a smile: "Are there really ten thousand plum blossoms in Wanmei Villa?"

Ximen Chuuxue thought about it seriously, and said: "There are not ten thousand plum blossoms, but there must be ten thousand plum blossoms."

Su Lanling put his frozen hand to his mouth and exhaled, "Plum blossom is a good thing. When it is opened, you can make plum blossom wine. It tastes great."

"Oh? Plum blossom wine?" Upon hearing about the wine, Qi Shiqi became interested and said to Su Lanling, "I've never heard of this wine. Let's make it this year."

"Okay." Su Lanling nodded. He and Qi Shiqi are both addicted to alcohol, so it can be said that they have similar tastes in this respect. "When will these plum blossoms bloom?"

"The northern country is cold, so plum blossoms will bloom around October." Ximen Chuixue glanced at Su Lanling and said, "Do you still have any flowers you like? I'll ask someone to plant them for you."

"Eh?! Is it possible?" Su Lanling was pleasantly surprised, "The planting method of Qingfengguan is all about the formation method. Don't you have any plum blossoms?"

"No." Qi Shiqi thought for a while and frowned, "Because we don't know much about formations, why don't you ask your friends to help us design them."

"Okay." Su Lanling agreed, Gu Qingfeng is very good at this, after thinking about it he said: "Why don't we carry some more peach blossoms, azaleas and jasmines, and then add the original plum blossoms, just one You can see flowers all year round."

No one objected.

When Su Lanling got out of the car, he saw five or six people coming up to meet him.

They were all taken aback when they saw Su Lanling, and they all stopped abruptly.

It wasn't until Qi Shiqi got out of the car at the end that he introduced to everyone: "This is Su Lanling, my new apprentice."

Then he turned his head and introduced to Su Lanling one by one: "This is Doctor Shi Jing Mo Shi, and the other four are Huang Zhonggong, Hei Hei Zi, Bald Bi Weng, and Dan Qingsheng. They are sworn brothers, and they belong to your senior brother. Master, you will also learn from them in the future."

Su Lanling: "..." Damn it!Really awesome!

Ximen Chuuxue's master turned out to be the future Four Friends of Jiangnan! !No wonder the place where the Four Friends of Jiangnan lived in seclusion in Hangzhou is also called "Meizhuang"!

Wait, suddenly a flash of light flashed in Su Lanling's mind, but before he caught it, his body was already used to bowing to everyone, and then he completely forgot...

Several other people also welcomed Su Lanling after hearing Qi Shiqi's introduction, and then Su Lanling stayed in Wanmei Villa like this.

It can be said that since then, life in dire straits has begun.

Although Su Lanling is a bit of a workaholic at ordinary times, his work and rest time is also very free.But since arriving at Wanmei Villa, this freedom has been completely gone, and I have to get up at four o'clock every morning!Four o'clock!

In the winter in the Northeast, the cold wind is blowing on the face, Su Lanling will get up at five o'clock, and then follow Ximen Chuuxue to start jumping up and down to practice qinggong, it's a fucking disaster!

Then after practicing light exercises, it was already 06:30, I had breakfast and warmed up for a while, before I could digest my food, Black and White Zi came, teaching chess in the first half of the class, and acupuncture in the second half of the class.He also has an exclusive skill called Xuantian Finger, which can turn water into ice.But in this winter, Su Lanling is so cold that his fingers are almost falling off! !

As soon as Black and White leave, it's Shi Jingmo's turn to study medicine!It's too difficult!Generally speaking, this subject includes acupuncture and cupping, massage and diet therapy, looking and smelling, asking and cutting, wound treatment, preservation of medicinal materials, and dispensing of medicines for treatment... Paralyzed, there are two Su Lanlings tall when the books are stacked together!

In this way, the morning is over, have a snack, sleep for a quarter of an hour, and the pleasant time of the afternoon begins again.

Huang Zhonggong's musical instruments, Dan Qingsheng's paintings, coupled with Bald Biweng's calligraphy and literary accomplishment, it was dark, and everyone gathered for dinner.

After eating, the two elementary school students started to do their homework, memorize the text, and after finishing everything, Qi Shiqi was called practicing sword again :)

Don't be idle at all!

Su Lanling knows why Ximen Chuuxue is so boring, can he not be bored every day? !People who are a little more lively can't sit still!

With such a substantial study, there are only holidays for holidays. Su Lanling still needs to take advantage of this gap to manage the big plan of Qingfengguan_(:з」∠)_

Hey, life is too bitter, life is too difficult! !

Only when practicing every year can Su Lanling relax, but only for a while, because every practice is a life-and-death struggle, either you die or I die!Although the experience is not old or young, the sacrifices are not fake at all.

After so many years, Su Lanling feels that his whole body has been completely renewed, and his dick temperament has been completely separated from his body!No wonder Ximen Chuuxue is called the Sword God, he also feels that he can become a fairy now!

"Mr. Su." The servant below reported from outside the door, "Mr. Qi asked you and the owner to go to the hall early, saying that Mr. Qi Er came last night, and asked you to come and see the ceremony."

"Oh, okay." Su Lanling returned to his senses, dragged down a piece of cold underwear, threw it into the basin, and hid the basin under the bed, ready to wash it later.

Now that he is 12 years old, he hasn't used this thing in six or seven years, and the sudden arrival really makes him a little uncomfortable.

After hastily washing up, Su Lanling went to the hall, and when he arrived, Ximen Chuuxue was already waiting inside.

The 12-year-old Ximen Chuuxue is already 1.7 meters zero. Looking from a distance, he looks cold and aloof, heroic, and already looks like a young man.

Su Lanling walked two steps over quickly, and deliberately stuffed his cold hands into the man's neck, and the warmth came over him in an instant, but the other party smiled at him lightly, and did not pull his hand away.

Ximen Chuuxue has been much better under the influence of Su Lanling in the past two years, at least he knows what laughter is, although he can't laugh out loud, he can still curl the corners of his mouth lightly.

Before, he was still cold and arrogant, but now this smile is full of childishness and childishness. Ximen Chuuxue's appearance is really not suitable for smiling. A smile always makes people feel soft, not at all like a sword god. Su Lanling He was nicknamed Ximen Ruanruan again.

"Soft." Su Lanling put two hands on both sides of Ximen Chuuxue's neck, gently pressed his thumbs on the newly protruding Adam's apple, and said with a smile: "Did you sleep well last night? Did you miss you?" Brother Ling?"

Probably due to the influence of puberty, Su Lanling felt that his seal could not be stretched any longer, and wanted to throw a tantrum everywhere early in the morning.

Ximen Chuuxue pulled off his troublesome hand, and said speechlessly, "Brother Ling, obviously I am the senior brother."

Su Lanling giggled, and covered his cold cheek with the warmed hand, but suddenly felt the scent of jasmine on the tip of his nose. It was the shower gel Su Lanling made with jasmine flowers, which Ximen Chuuxue had been using.

Su Lanling became out of tune again, the remaining hand touched the man's Adam's apple again, and said in his mouth: "Ruan Ruan, you smell so good, it even stained my hands."

Ximen Chuuxue didn't indulge him any more, and directly pulled that hand off, regained his expressionless expression, and said coldly: "You owe me the scolding. When Master comes out and sees you like this, he will punish you again."

Su Lanling made a cut, and muttered that he couldn't help being teased, Ximen Chuuxue ignored him, and looked in the direction of the door expressionlessly.

"Second Uncle Qi came last night, you are so happy, Ruan Ruan."

Uncle Qi is a relative of Qi Shiqi. Although his name is Qi Er, he is Qi Shiqi's nephew, but he is also much older than them, so Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue still call him Uncle Qi.

Uncle Qi likes the two of them very much, but like Ximen Chuixue and Qi Shiqi, they are not good at expressing themselves, and they have a cold face all day long.Although Second Uncle Qi rarely came here and only lived in the villa for a few days a year, Ximen Chuuxue unexpectedly liked him, probably because he had Qi Shiqi's feelings but was not as strict as Qi Shiqi's, and he always pampered them both.

After a while, Shi Jingmo also came. The four friends of Meihua suddenly resigned a few years ago, saying that they were getting old and the northern country was too cold, so they went to Hangzhou to settle together.Su Lanling wanted to dissuade them from joining the Sun Moon God Sect, but he didn't know where to start, so he had to tell them to write letters from time to time and prepare to deal with it when the time came.

After all, after teaching him for so many years, Su Lanling still likes their four brothers very much, and feels that they are not as bad as the original book said, especially the second child, black and white, Su Lanling wants to whitewash him.

Hei Hei Zi is indeed smart and a bit clever, but he is not the most scheming of the four brothers.The most scheming one is the youngest bald penman, after all, he didn't read so many books for nothing!Conspiracies and tricks, but usually disguised well, it looks like a short and fat scholar with poor martial arts.

And the boss Huang Zhonggong is a gentleman, loves music and becomes obsessed, but he is not rigid.Because Su Lanling had learned the pipa from his adoptive mother in the previous life, but because his hand was injured later, he put it down, and decided to pick it up again in this life.Although the pipa is not like a gentleman's music, Huang Zhonggong encouraged Su Lanling to learn his favorite instrument, and told him that music is common, and told him not to be imitative.Even Huang Zhonggong said that Su Lanling's favorite music has a special charm, and it is not like a person who would commit suicide for the score in the original book.

As for the fourth child, Dan Qingsheng, Su Lanling didn't know much about it.But he is Qi Shiqi's confidant, both of them like swords, wine, and Danqing, and they look like a handsome knight, but Su Lanling always vaguely feels that he is no less scheming than the third bald penman.

And now the only remaining master in the villa is Shi Jingmo, and he has long wanted to leave. He just waits to teach them for another three or two months, completes the course, and then goes out to travel.

When Su Lanling saw Shi Jingmo hurriedly greeted him, Shi Jingmo nodded and did not speak to him.

He is very introverted and a gentleman.Usually taciturn and polite, but his heart is very fiery.

Su Lanling still remembers a description of Shi Jingmo in the original book:

The Shi family is a well-known family. Shi Jingmo's ancestors and grandfathers were all famous Confucian doctors. It is the ninth generation that has been passed down to him, and every generation has followed the rules.But Shi Jingmo is not like this, he hides hatred and madness in his heart.Someone asked him, what would you do if you only had three days left to live, Shi Jingmo said, "I'm going to kill people."

It's really scary to say it, and it's no wonder that Shi Jingmo will change his career to become a gangster in a few years, and even help Lu Xiaofeng catch the murderer, he has a crazy factor in his heart.

Several people waited in the lobby for a while, Qi Shiqi and Qi Er came together, and everyone began to have breakfast.

Ximen Chuuxue still couldn't eat or sleep, but the others could chat.

Uncle Qi brought the latest Jianghu information, everyone discussed it, and then for some reason they mentioned the rising stars in the Jianghu in recent years, the first one being the three heroes and four talents of the Emei School.

Uncle Qi said blankly: "These young people are really good. A few days ago, they formed the Emei Sword Formation and defeated the Kunlun Five Elders on Mount Emei."

After so many years of fermentation, relying on the sky to slay the dragon has become an undeniable fact. Although the Emei Sect tried their best to argue that the treasure was not in the Emei Sect, some people still did not believe it, so every now and then, people would hear people returning empty-handed, or being bombarded down the mountain Gossip.

Qi Shiqi thought for a while, and said, "Tang Tianzong is not bad, at least it's okay to abuse Sixiu alone."

Probably because the middle of Sichuan has been in chaos for the past few years, so Tang Tianzong has rich experience in actual combat, and he has surpassed his two younger brothers (nephews?) to become the number one master among the new generation of Tang Sect in Central Shu.

After dinner, Second Uncle Qi said he wanted to see their progress this year, and called Su Lanling and Ximen Chuixue to a sword competition.

When Qi Shiqi got up, he accidentally spilled the tea, so he told them to leave first, and he would arrive later.

Everyone got up and walked out together.

This time, Su Lanling noticed something was wrong.

In terms of rank, Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue must be at the back, while Uncle Qi and Shi Jingmo are at the front.But regardless of his status in the world or his age, Shi Jingmo is an elder, but he is half a stature behind Uncle Qi.

Su Lanling blinked, recalled for a while, and it seems that Shi Jingmo has always been like this.But at that time, Qi Shiqi was by Uncle Qi's side, so Su Lanling didn't think it was wrong, but now it's a bit strange that there are only the two of them left in this position.

Wanmei Villa has a secret, Su Lanling knows it without thinking, after all, none of these teachers are simple characters.Looking at it now, I am afraid that even this second uncle Qi who has the least sense of existence is not a small person...

Ximen Chuuxue couldn't beat Su Lanling a few years ago, but he can match him in the past few years, and the two won and lost each other.

Ximen Chuuxue won today, and Uncle Qi gave them some pointers. Although it seemed impartial, Su Lanling knew that he was actually very happy.Because he likes Ximen Chuuxue far more than himself.

The Sulan Mausoleum was discovered the year before last.

That year, Ximen Chuuxue suddenly developed acne for some unknown reason. Acne was also called smallpox, which was very fatal in this era of underdeveloped medical care.

Qi Shiqi was afraid that Su Lanling would also be infected, so he kept Su Lanling away from Ximen Chuuxue's room.But one night Su Lanling suddenly had a nightmare, dreaming that Ximen Chuuxue had a fever and died of fever, and after waking up, he couldn't help worrying.Then he sneaked to the back of Ximen Chuuxue's house, and was about to take a peek through the window and leave.

But he saw Second Uncle Qi lying beside Ximen Chuuxue's bed, looking very tired, he should have rushed over after getting the news.

Although Su Lanling didn't know why Second Uncle Qi treated Ximen Chuuxue so much, he could always understand that Second Uncle Qi really loved Ximen Chuuxue very much.

Several people talked for a while, and Su Lanling took the lead to leave. One was that he had to go back to wash his underwear, and the other was that he wanted to say a few more words to Uncle Qi and Ximen Chuuxue. It was troublesome for him to take care of himself when he was around. of.

Quickly erasing the evidence on the underwear, Su Lanling began to think about the plan of Qingfeng Temple again, but his thoughts froze and he didn't have the slightest idea.At this time, he couldn't help but go to the wine cellar to drink wine, and he often got inspiration while drinking.

After opening a jar of plum blossom wine, the light green liquid was slowly poured into the mouth, immediately cooling down Su Lanling's heart.Drinking cold wine in the winter is simply crazy, but it's like eating ice cream under the covers, it's really refreshing.

However, what is different today is that after drinking a pot of wine, the thoughts did not come up, but the desire came up...

Su Lanling lost the wine jar and rolled on the bed, do you want to go?

Go, one is afraid of being exposed, and the other is afraid that it will not be good for health preservation. Isn’t it said that the sooner you use it, the sooner it will expire... But don’t go, my heart is so itchy!It feels like I haven't seen his brother's power for several years, I miss him so much!

After thinking about it over and over for a long time, he still sat up straight like a carp.

go!Why not go, idle is idle!Go fucking health!

After making up his mind, Su Lanling began to search for equipment.In fact, he still has a lot of women's clothing in his backpack, which he usually buys when he looks good when he goes shopping.There are also some that he bought when he was sweeping the trading houses. Jiansan's clothes are not ugly. He also likes to collect appearances, and now he has collected several sets.

After searching for a long time, I finally settled on a purple tulle dress, which is a bit like Jiansan's Mochizuki suit, but it is more conservative, at least not showing the whole forearm. Generally speaking, it is still a very conservative dress. It's just that the neckline is a bit low, and the material of the clothes is a bit thin.

Now there is no Taobao 36D silicone rubber, but Su Lanling already has a substitute, so he immediately chooses one from various sizes and stuffs it into his clothes.

Looking at the mirror at the end, Su Lanling still put on a purple veil very worriedly. Although it looked like he didn't wear it, at least he was comforted in his heart...

Well, it’s okay, I’m a fairy girl again~

The author has something to say: Some students asked who Gu Qingfeng was, don't you remember?In the sword god's smile, after Ye Gucheng was injured by Tang Tianyi, he hid in Gu Qingfeng's Taoist temple, and Xiaofeng finally found him there.