there is red on the side

I didn't expect that the left foot I kicked on the stone was so swollen that I couldn't walk.

The barefoot doctor in the village said that it would be better if I applied the medicine a few times, but the swelling became more and more serious, so when he came to look at my feet again, he said in surprise: "Impossible, Why is it getting more and more serious, it seems that the dose of medicine is not enough..."

I saw him say that every time, so I added a few more doses of medicine for no reason, which not only made my foot injury worse, but also made Zhuang Cui sit in front of the gate every day crying and crying that I had spent too much money on her family.At that time, in a fit of rage, I forgot about my foot injury for a moment, kicked the doctor to the ground with one kick on my injured left foot, and said angrily, "I'll see you next time, it's not as simple as just one kick!"

The skinny doctor was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms. When he came to the door, he yelled, "You have married such a vicious wife! I will never come again!"

Zhuang Cui shouted: "It's fine if you don't come, you skinny monkey, you don't know how much money you cheated from us!"

And because of that kick, I almost fell to the ground in pain, Zhuang Wujing hugged me, panting with laughter.

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said: "It's just right, I have a crutch, which I used when I was blind at night, Luo, now you use it during the day." He handed the wooden stick he used at night to my hand, I waved it away, Qi way: "I don't need it!"

I pushed him a few more times, "Go away, I don't need your help!"

Zhuang Wujing let go of the hand that was holding me, tsk-tsk said: "You said your foot was walking at night, and you accidentally twisted it. I think you kicked the stone because of your anger."

I didn't have Zhuang Wujing's support, and I didn't have anything else to support me, so I could only support my right foot, trying to limp to the bedside.

But I remembered that the five-year-old urchin of the dealer, Zhuang Huzi, saw me limping like this a few days ago, and he often imitated me and limped around me.

Although afterwards, I slapped him on the head a few times, and he cried and rolled, but this child was like Zhuang Wujing, who didn't want to be beaten, and then he still limped and danced in front of me. It will never be soft.

Now, I don't want to show weakness in front of Zhuang Wujing, so I stand on one leg and look at Zhuang Wujing coldly: "Why are you always guarding me?"

Zhuang Wujing laughed and said: "You are a daughter-in-law, I don't guard you, who am I guarding?"

He turned around and sat on the chair, crossed his legs, deliberately shook them, and sighed: "Now I find that I can have a pair of flexible legs!"

I knew he was trying to anger me on purpose, and thought, even if I stood here forever, he, a lunatic, would stay here forever just to watch my jokes.

So I limp and hopped onto the bed, Zhuang Wujing rubbed his chin and commented with a smile: "This jump is quite lively. Haha, it looks like the rabbit I roasted a few days ago."

I really didn't want to listen to him, and I was upset, so when I limped to the bedside, I threw off the quilt, covered my head, blocked my ears, and lay down on the bed.

Seeing me like this, Zhuang Wujing said: "I'm not going to roast you, why are you so afraid of me, you're so scared that you hide in bed. When it comes to eating..."

Zhuang Wujing laughed out loud suddenly, changed his voice, and said in an obscene voice, "Little lady, don't be shy, I'm coming right now."

After that, he didn't make a sound anymore, he should have quietly covered up the sound of his footsteps.

I was stuffed under the quilt, and I didn't know what tricks he was doing, so I pricked up my ears and listened to his movements.Although my cultivation base has not yet recovered, it is absolutely easy to observe the movements of an ordinary person.

So when Zhuang Wujing approached me secretly, I tore off the quilt suddenly, covered Zhuang Wujing's body, covered his head and face tightly, and then pressed on his body, facing him It was just a burst of punching and kicking, venting all the anger I had accumulated on him on my fists.

Zhuang Wujing yelled under the quilt: "Murder your own husband!"

I thought he still had the strength to speak, so I put in more effort and said: "If you provoke me again, I will beat you like this!"

But at the next moment, I tilted my body, and Zhuang Wujing actually lifted the quilt, hugged me, and pressed me on the bed, saying: "Little wife, it's so hot! Just follow me and roll the sheets more." !"

As I said I was about to lower my head, I covered his mouth with sharp eyesight and quick hands, but at this moment the door opened with a "squeak".

"Zhuang Zu, you..."

Miaozi barged in, she covered her words, looked at me, then at Zhuang Wujing, and was about to leave, I hurriedly shouted: "Don't go!"

Zhuang Wujing, a hungry ghost in color, if Miaozi would leave like this, if he uses brute force against me, I really can't deal with him.

I said again: "What's the matter with you?"

Miao Zi said: "I'm going to the town to buy some female celebrities later, can Zhuang Zu help me pick up the tiger from the private school?"

I quickly let go of the hand covering Zhuang Wujing's mouth, and said, "Yes!"

Then he said to Zhuang Wujing: "Get up for me and go pick up the tiger!"

Zhuang Wujing slowly got up from me, looked at Miaozi, and clicked his tongue: "You know you ruined my good deed."

Miao Zi has always been quiet, but now hearing what he said, his face showed fear and a little shyness, as if Zhuang Wujing and I were doing something shady.

I scolded: "Zhuang Wujing, you are really shameless."

Zhuang Wujing said "Yo", and was about to touch my face, I slapped him away, he smiled and said: "Little lady, I'm still shy." Then he pulled me up, "Let's go, accompany me to catch the tiger Son."

As he spoke, he ignored my objection and forcibly pulled me off the bed, bending over to hug me.

How could I make him so embarrassing, so I shouted: "Let go of me, I'll just go with a cane."

So, whether I like it or not, I still accompany Zhuang Wujing to pick up the tiger.

Along the way, although I was on crutches, no one dared to say anything about me. After all, Zhuang Wujing in the daytime was not as talkative as Zhuang Wujing in the evening. Zhuang Wujing finally did a good thing by my side , It's tantamount to a fierce door god, help me block some gossip.

Zhuang Wujing whispered in my ear, "There is only one teacher in the whole village. He is 85 years old and his brain is not working well."

I laughed and said, "Everyone in Epiphyllum Village of you is extremely stupid, which brain is so good?"

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said, "My daughter-in-law is as good as she is, don't you think so?"

He took advantage of his words again, and I was anxious, but I had no energy to deal with him, so I turned my head and didn't talk to him.

Zhuang Wujing continued: "When the old man was younger than Huzi, I hugged him. He was very clever, so I called him "little slicker". It's pretty reliable. I saw me a while ago and heard that I married a wife, so he wanted to give me two jugs of wine. These two jugs of wine were buried by his old lady the day before the wedding. Four bottles were buried in the ground. It was only taken out in 60 years. He said that he kept two jugs for himself, and the other two jugs were originally intended to be left to their offspring, but they had no children in their life. Who knows, he actually wanted to give these two jugs to me. And daughter-in-law you. I didn't accept it, guess why?"

I didn't ignore his words.

Zhuang Wujing looked like he knew you like this a long time ago, put his hands on the back of his head, and sighed: "These two jugs of wine have a very romantic name called "Love. "Love each other, love each other, and love each other is love. If only I love you and you don't love me, how pitiful it is."

I looked at Zhuang Wujing, he had a melancholy look on his face, as if he really had a deep affection for me, then he winked at me and said, "Is it so touched?"

I said: "I want to be beautiful!"

But Zhuang Wujing thought of himself: "When he sees you, he will definitely give you the two jugs of wine, and if one day you fall in love with me, give me a jug, even if it is an empty jug. It’s really beautiful to think about it. Haha, it’s really beautiful to think about.”

While the two of us were talking, we had already arrived at the private school.

A group of children were shaking their heads and reading books inside, and a gray-haired old man was standing in front of the private school with a cane.

Presumably this old man is the "little slicker" who Zhuang Wujing said was going to give him wine.

Sure enough, the old man's eyes, which had been squinting all the time, widened instantly after seeing Zhuang Wujing. He quickly poked his crutches and walked towards us.

Zhuang Wujing trotted forward to support him.

The old man said: "Zhuang Zu, you are here to bring wine."

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said, "I'm here to pick up the tiger's cub."

The old man nodded: "It's okay to bring the wine, I've been waiting for you to bring the wine."

When I heard what they were talking about, I couldn't help but chuckle.

Hearing my laugh, the old man saw his eyes fall on me, and said, "Zhuangzu, this is your daughter-in-law, why does she look like Chang'e in the sky?"

Zhuang Wujing hurriedly pulled me to the old man's side, and said with a smile, "That's right, my daughter-in-law is naturally a beauty that is rarely seen in heaven and earth."

But the old man said "Ah", "What, your wife is pregnant. How many months?"

I said angrily, "I'm a man, why am I pregnant?"

But the old man wanted to help me, "Hey, it's seven months old, be careful, be careful, sit down quickly."

Zhuang Wujing kept laughing on the sidelines, and added embellishment: "The doctor said, they are twins."

The old man laughed, "Zhuang Zu, good luck, good luck, it's actually quadruplets! Good luck!"

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly said: "I'm going to get the wine, don't go, don't go."

He turned hastily and left.

Zhuang Wujing looked at the back of the old man, and said: "I used to be very smart when I was young, but now I am old and very confused, but she is cute, don't you think?"

I glared: "Zhuang Wujing!"

Zhuang Wujing touched my belly and said, "Don't be angry, there are quadruplets inside."

At this moment, the old man came over with two jugs of wine. He handed the two jugs of wine to me and said, "Since you are married to Zhuang Zu, the two jugs of wine are the same for you and him. As long as you love each other well."

I said, "We are not in love."

The old man smiled and said: "Haha, you love our Zhuang Zu so much, well, Zhuang Zu is a good man, and he has lived for hundreds of years, so there should be someone to accompany him."

I said again: "We are not in love!"

The old man smiled from ear to ear, "A young man is a young man, the old man already knows that you are in love, haha, what a blessing."

I was so angry with this old man that I wanted to yell a few times.

Seeing me like this, Zhuang Wujing smiled even more cheerfully, and said, "Thank you, my lady, for loving me."

I raised my crutches and was about to hit him, but Zhuang Wujing said to the old man: "Look, look, this is a way for my wife to express her love for me."

The old man nodded and said: "My wife treated me like this back then, but I know she loves me very much in her heart. Haha, these two jugs of wine are finally given away."

"Daughter-in-law, are you still angry? The old man has given you two jugs of wine, so you should smile more."

Zhuang Wujing held the wine that the old man gave us, and asked me with a smile.

"Zhuang Zu, your daughter-in-law is so narrow-minded." Zhuang Huzi turned upside down and jumped up and down in front of us.

Seeing the child talking nonsense again, I asked, "Did you not eat enough chestnuts?"

Zhuang Huzi made a face at me, leaned over, and said to me, "Slightly slightly."

I was going to catch up and beat him up, but when I saw behind him, I immediately covered Zhuang Wujing's mouth, who was about to remind him.

And Hu Zi winked at Zhuang Wujing at the moment I covered Zhuang Wujing's mouth.

Then I heard the tiger say "ah" and stepped on the cow dung.

"Hahahahahaha... deserve it!"

Maybe it's because I haven't laughed for a long time. At this moment, when I saw this scene, I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe, "Hahahahahahaha, step on... hahahahahaha, step on... .ah!"

I panicked and stepped on the air with my right foot.

The next moment, my right foot fell into a pit, and I almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Zhuang Wujing hugged me, and Zhuang Wujing said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, actually, I just wanted to tell you that there is someone in front of you." pit."

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There are two or three chapters left, the line of Epiphyllum Village will be withdrawn, and I will start to walk another road, be patient... because I also want sweetness T^T