there is red on the side

Holding the jade vase containing epiphyllum in my hand, I sat on the futon bored, propping my forehead, drowsy

Of course, every time I pass a family, the sedan chair will stop, and at this time, all the family members will rush out, and let me take the epiphyllum to pat him on the head one by one, as the name says, "blessing".

Some of them thought that I did not use Epiphyllum pats hard enough, and the number of times was not enough, so they repeatedly asked: "Shoot again, pat again."

Although before this, the three women have repeatedly emphasized that when they say "Blessings, someone will ask for more shots, you don't take it seriously, just touch it lightly, otherwise the epiphyllum will be easily damaged.It's not good after all. ' I didn't take this to heart, so I slammed it on the heads of those people a few times, less than three people, the epiphyllum only had a pole left, and when it came to the third person, even the pole was gone.

The head of Epiphyllum Village is the three people I "prayed for blessings". When he saw that I threw away the Epiphyllum pole, he looked at me with a sad face, as if he had something to say.

I yawned. Seeing me being so lazy, he probably regretted letting me be this Guanyin Bodhisattva, his face turned into a pig's gall, and he swallowed what he said.

Without Epiphyllum, there is nothing to beat these villagers on the head.Naturally, I didn't want to hit their heads with my own hands.

I pursed my lips slightly, and suddenly had a thought, so I asked King Kong who was carrying the sedan chair to stop the sedan chair, and asked them to find me a stick on the road.

When they heard my words, they also showed surprise on their faces, saying that Guanyin used Epiphyllum to make blessings is a custom in Epiphyllum Village for hundreds of years, but they have never seen any Guanyin use a stick to confer blessings.

I said: "This epiphyllum is not strong at all, and there are so many people in this village, why don't you just find a stick and beat it directly and sharply."

Since the village stipulates that when the "Vajra lifts the Bodhisattva", the villagers are not allowed to follow them. These young people selected as the Vajra are all simple-minded people with strong limbs, so they have no idea. It is to find me another epiphyllum.

I showed displeasure, and said: "There are a hundred or so families in this village, every three people have to stop the sedan chair to find Epiphyllum, how much time will I waste." Afterwards, I was extremely impatient and wanted to turn over and get off the sedan chair.

Seeing that I was about to get off the sedan chair, they quickly nodded in agreement, and I asked again that it must be thicker. They picked up a thick stick from the road and handed it to me.It's just that when they handed it to me, they whispered to each other: "Is this...would there be anything wrong?" "Will this bring anything to our Epiphyllum Village?" .”

I really couldn't bear their foolishness, they actually enshrined this mysterious and mysterious festival as a standard, so I said casually: "Isn't there still me? Now I am your Guanyin, and I will protect you."

These four people heard what I said, and they didn't get entangled anymore. These small people in the countryside, who had never seen the world, just believed my words, and continued to carry me on the spot and walked to their homes.

When I came to a house with a stick in my hand, the owner of the family, an 80-year-old man, said it was ridiculous, but he still stuck out his head obediently and asked me to tap it.

I was quite bored, but after I finished knocking, he sat down on the ground, burst into tears, and said several times "Oops! Oops! Oops!"

In this way, I used my stick to beat all over the village, and I beat the people I didn't like harder, such as Wang Gouzi, and he grinned.I was in a good mood, the last family was the banker, and I thought in my heart that I must give Zhuang Wujing a good blow.

When I came to the dealer, it was already dark and the moon was hanging high in the sky.

Seeing me holding a stick, Zhuang Cui let out a "Yo" and confused the "Cheng He Titong" that came out.

Zhuang Wujing stood in front of the door, leaning on the door frame, heard the voice, and asked, "Is the lady back? But the lady?"

At this moment, he is the blind Zhuang Wujing.

Zhuang Cui hurriedly said: "Yes, it is Zhuang Zu's daughter-in-law who pretends to be Guanyin."

Zhuang Wujing fumbled to go this way, Miao Zi hurried forward to support him.

Seeing him like this, I said: "Zhuang Wujing, do you want to come and receive my blessing?" Although I said that, I just wanted to hit him hard a few times.

Before Zhuang Wujing could speak, Zhuang Cui said first: "Zhuang Zu is the ancestor of our Zhuang family, how can he receive such a gift?"

I snorted coldly and turned the stick in my hand, feeling bored.

"I'm not Zhuang Wujing," Zhuang Wujing said with a light smile, "You can call me like this if you want. Besides, I'm also willing to accept such a gift."

Zhuang Wujing stretched out his head and said, "Come on, I hope Guanyin can bestow blessings on me."

Although Zhuang Wujing's temperament is much more docile this night, he is also wicked, so he raised his hand and was about to hit him hard, but before the thick stick touched him, he heard "click" "With a sound, the stick actually broke.

I thought to myself that this Zhuang Wujing was really lucky, God didn't want me to beat him.

However, Zhuang Wujing reacted violently, his docile face instantly turned pale, and his expression became gloomy and serious.

I wondered if he had fallen ill again, so I said to the person carrying the sedan chair, "Let's go first."

Zhuang Wujing grabbed my hand violently and said, "Pray for another blessing."

I didn't know why, so I asked, "What?"

Zhuang Wujing said to Zhuang Cui: "Find me another stick." His tone was urgent and serious, as if something serious happened.

Zhuang Cui has always been obedient to Zhuang Wujing, so she quickly took a stick and handed it to Zhuang Wujing.

Zhuang Wujing stuffed the stick into my hand and said, "Tap again."

Maybe it was infected by his attitude of facing a big enemy, I actually became a little nervous, took the stick he handed me, and after hitting his head, I found that I hadn't touched the tip of his hair yet, Another "click" broke.

This made other people also feel confused, and said softly: "This blessing can't be sent out."

Zhuang Wujing's face turned even paler, and he said again: "Zhuang Cui, take another one."

Zhuang Cui hurriedly handed over one, and when I picked up the stick again and was about to hit him on the head, the stick snapped again and broke in two.

"Again!" Zhuang Wujing said fiercely.

"Don't come, it's getting so dark, why should I delay here. Go away." I was also annoyed, and when I was about to get into the sedan chair, Zhuang Wujing grabbed my wrist tightly and said, "No Go. I won't let you go!"

He exerted so much force that I almost cried out in pain.

Zhuang Wujing's face was pale at the moment, and the plum blossom seal between his eyebrows was even more gorgeous, but his face was gloomy and serious.

After getting along with each other these days, as soon as the moon comes out, Zhuang Wujing is extremely docile, no less than Lin Chenxi who is doing superficial kung fu.It can be said that he can be beaten and scolded, but now he is suddenly so anxious, which is strange.Have you gone crazy again?

Zhuang Cui shouted: "I'm sick! I'm sick! Our Zhuangzu is sick again!"

All of a sudden, Zhuang's family rushed up, trying to hug Zhuang Wujing again.

Zhuang Wujing let go of my hand and said, "I'm fine."

He suddenly laughed and said, "If God doesn't give me this blessing, I will get it myself."

Afterwards, he returned to his natural look, his pale face gradually faded, and he said to those people: "Just now I was just playing around with my lady."

Zhuang Wujing has always been crazy, they are used to it, but I feel inexplicably uneasy.

It was completely dark.The group did not delay, and the Four King Kongs carried me to the largest Bodhisattva temple in Epiphyllum Village.

Since there was no need to wait for me to pray, many villagers flocked behind me to perform the last ceremony of this "Blessing Day", that is, the villagers asked "Guanyin" their three questions in the form of questions, and "Guanyin" "Just say "yes" on the line,

I really didn't expect a "blessing day" in this small place to be so cumbersome.

At this moment, I am sitting in front of the huge golden statue of Bodhisattva, listening to the chatter of these people.

"Guanyin, can I marry Xiaofang if I want to?"

"can."

"Guanyin, I want to have a son this year, okay?"

"can."

"Guanyin, I hope my steamed stuffed buns sell better and better? Shall I give it?"

"can."

......

All they wished and asked about was marriage, children and business, which turned out to be trifles.

At the end of the day, I really felt extremely bored and exhausted physically and mentally, so I propped my chin with my hands, closed my eyes, no matter what I heard, I said: "Yes."

"I want to stay in Epiphyllum Village with my wife for lifetimes, okay?"

I was sleepy and said: "Yes."

The man smiled again and said, "Life after life, we will never be separated, okay?"

I said again: "Yes."

The man said again: "Never go back on your word?"

I was so annoyed that I was so angry that I opened my eyes, wanting to reprimand him, but I saw Zhuang Wujing standing in front of me, smiling at me, with only a pair of eyes, but they were dull and lifeless.

That's right, it's already night.

When I saw it was him, I snorted coldly and was about to say, "Idiots are talking about dreams."

But only someone shouted in panic: "The Bodhisattva's golden body is pulled upside down!"

Before I could react, I just felt a black shadow pounce on me, holding my head firmly in his arms, and then I heard a loud "boom".

"Ah! People were crushed to death!" Someone exclaimed.

"It's Zhuang Zu! Zhuang Zu was smashed!"

I raised my head and looked at the person on top of me. It was Zhuang Wujing. At this moment, his eyes were tightly closed and he was not breathing at all, but the golden body of the Bodhisattva that fell on him was completely torn apart and scattered all over the ground.

"Zhuang Wujing."

I called him, but he seemed to be dead, motionless, let alone respond.

I was silent for a while, closed my eyes, opened them again, threw Zhuang Wujing away, got up from the ground, kicked him, and said, "Get up!"

But Zhuang Wujing was still lying on the ground motionless.Zhuang Cui rushed up, ouch and yelled loudly.

When the villagers saw me like this, they all yelled: "You have no conscience! Zhuang Zu was stoned to death because of you, and you still treat him like this!" Daughter-in-law, she even paid for her own life, and she still treats herself like this in the end."

"Ouch, that's so pitiful!"

I looked at Zhuang Wujing's dead body lying on the ground with my chest in my arms, and said, "If you have the time to cry here, you might as well bury it as soon as possible."

When Zhuang Cui heard what I said, she rolled her eyes angrily, and scolded me as a wolf.

"Cough," Zhuang Wujing coughed, "Villagers, don't scold my wife, I'm fine. I'm fine."

Zhuang Cui rushed over, checked Zhuang Wujing's body up and down, and saw that he was unharmed, and said: "It's no wonder that we are an immortal in the world, this golden statue was directly pressed down, but there is nothing wrong with it. And he broke it clean. You see, isn't this God's blessing!"

Immediately, these people praised Zhuang Wujing again and again, God blesses him, and said that I have a heart of snakes and scorpions, even the Bodhisattva wanted to teach me, if Zhuang Wujing didn't save me, the person the Bodhisattva hit would be me.Then I talked about how I beat them with the wooden stick today, and Zhuang Cui even danced and said that I was lazy and didn't even bake a cake every day.

I was so angry that I yelled: "Fool! You bastard!" I thought about kicking them a few times, but there were so many of them. Together, how can I be hostile.

The blind Zhuang Wujing kept groping, wanting to find me, and said to those people repeatedly: "Don't scold my wife, my wife is very good, and she is very good to me."

Except for Zhuang Cui who listened to him, the others scolded a lot.

I was so angry that I shook my sleeves and left, Zhuang Wujing seemed to have a feeling, and stumbled behind me, Zhuang Cui wanted to step forward to support him, but he said: "Don't follow."

Zhuang Cui didn't dare to approach her.

I walked out of the temple, saw a big rock, kicked it several times, and cursed: "Bastard, a bunch of bastards! And bastard Zhuang Wujing!"

"My lady, my lady, wait for me." Zhuang Wujing followed behind me.

I said coldly: "Go away!"

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said: "Thank you, lady, I am very happy today."

I was impatient, and was about to move forward, only to realize that my foot was so painful that I couldn't walk. Only then did I realize that I was out of breath and kicked the stone several times in a venting manner, but I hurt my foot.

But how could I let Zhuang Wujing know, so I braced my body, and said in a more indifferent tone, "Thank me for what, you saved me, and I kicked you, so why should I thank you?"

"I pretended to be dead to scare my wife, and she should be angry."

I snorted coldly and said, "I'm not scared. Whether you live or die, it has nothing to do with me."

Following my voice, Zhuang Wujing walked towards me step by step, and he said: "The moment you raised your head under me, I can feel your heart beating very fast. And when you When calling "Zhuang Wujing", the hand on my chest was trembling all the time. I can feel that you were worried about me at that time."

He repeated again: "Very worried, very worried about me."

Then Zhuang Wujing smiled and said, "It's just that you quickly exposed me."

"nonsense!"

I watched him walking towards me, wanting to leave, but as soon as he moved his foot, it hurt extremely, everything really went wrong tonight.

Zhuang Wujing stood in front of me and asked, "My lady, why don't you go?"

I said: "I think the scenery here is very good, I don't want to leave."

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said, "It's really so good? That it doesn't move?"

This Zhuang Wujing was so hateful even if he was blind, so he just looked at him coldly without saying a word, leaving him bored and left on his own.

Zhuang Wujing knelt down in front of me and said, "My lady, I will carry you on my back."

Enduring the pain in my foot, I said, "I'm not sick or injured, why do I need you to carry it?" I refused to show weakness to him.

Zhuang Wujing scratched his head and said: "Because you are tired, you have been busy all day today, you should take a good rest."

Only then did I "reluctantly" lie on his back and said: "There are indeed many things today." Then I showed him the way by the bright moonlight.

Zhuang Wujing kept smirking, turned his back on me, and repeated: "I will never be separated for the rest of my life, is it feasible?"

I leaned my head on his back and responded boringly: "No."

Zhuang Wujing said: "Yes."

"To shut up!"

Zhuang Wujing said again: "Lady, when I go back, I will apply herbs to your feet, and you won't feel so much pain."

I nodded, "Okay." Then I reacted and said angrily, "What medicine do I need to apply to my feet?"

Zhuang Wujing didn't talk back, just smiled lightly.

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Pay attention to the title "Sadomasochism" ╭(╯ε╰)╮.Zhuang woke up completely and began to abuse. . . >3