Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

How can the ancient magic stick come to the door to make a system understand that it costs money to taste delicious food!

This foodie is so tired.

Xie Jiaheng comforted herself: Calm down, at least it is more reliable than receiving ten boxes of salt or ten boxes of vinegar, thank you.

Electronic voice: "What's your reaction? I'm doing it for your own good. I really gave you ten boxes of RMB. How did you spend it in the Eastern Han Dynasty?"

Yes, it sounds reasonable.

"Dear beta users, please rate your little assistant. If you give a five-star praise, you can get a super cute pet."

One star: Very poor.

Two stars: average.

Samsung: Satisfied.

Four stars: very satisfied.

Five stars: impeccable.

Xie Jiaheng cried goodbye to the gift in her heart, evaluation: one star.Comments: Garbage system, it cost me my whole life.Doesn't the biography column say that my brother is a psychopath? What kind of praise can a psychopath write?

Aww, super cute pet, my heart hurts.

Brother is a principled person, and he will never give five-star praise against his conscience for the gift.

"Ding, it is detected that the host has selected a five-star praise in his heart, although he actually chose a one-star negative review, in line with the principle of the underworld's "everything is respected: good deeds are not rewarded, and evil deeds are not punished even though they are evil." Automatically get super cute pets as gifts. Your pets will drop after 30 seconds."

Xie Jiaheng: "..."

What can I say?Yes, what a principled system.

Cat, dog, fox, which one will drop?Little Fox, it matches Guo Jia better.

In Xie Jiaheng, no, it should be called Guo Jia now.Under Guo Jia's expectant eyes, a large white mass smashed open the door curtain, flew to the side of the couch, tilted his head to look at Guo Jia.

Guo Jia: What kind of bird is this?

Reincarnation Assistant: Crow.

Aren't crows black?Albino crow?

Assistant of Samsara: "This is a very rare god... bird... albino spirit crow. It can communicate directly with its master with consciousness. It is only visible to the master and cannot be seen by others. Isn't it very powerful? Can you change it? If it’s a positive review, if it’s a negative one, I’ll be remade.”

The little assistant did not have a system failure, but it got stuck because according to the information it got, Guo Jia’s gift should be a pure white fox, but for some reason a crow came, it contacted the headquarters, and the reply was : Don't ask if you shouldn't ask, be careful to die from talking too much.

With such an awesome reply, it is estimated that the crow has a lot of background, and I don't know which big guy borrowed the cover.The little assistant can only help out first, and let's talk about it later.

Guo Jia: In fact, you really need to go back and rebuild, really.

Reincarnation Assistant: Hey, hey.It lowered its voice: I have a top-secret file here.

"Guo Jia was born with a sick child. During the expedition to Wuhuan, the living conditions were very difficult due to the march day and night. Everyone thought it was normal for him to die of illness, but this is not the truth. There are other strange things about his death."

What's wrong?

"The secrets of heaven must not be leaked. I can only remind you: it is a man-made disaster, not a jealousy of talents."

Guo Jia: "..."

Samsara's little assistant: "Darling, I've told you everything I can and can't say, can I give you a good review?"

Seeing that there is hope of avoiding catastrophe and living a few more years, Guo Jia closed his eyes and changed a five-star praise.

Assistant of Samsara: "You are a good person. My task has been completed, and the binding will be automatically released after 30 seconds. May you be treated with tenderness for the rest of your life. Looking forward to seeing you next time."

Guo Jia: "Don't send out good person cards randomly, thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye." Still looking forward to meeting next time?Doesn't seeing you mean that I'm dead again?Pooh!

As a senior foodie, after only drinking milk for a month, Guo Jia can already drool over the monotonous steamed dishes and soups.The Eastern Han Dynasty not only lagged behind in cooking methods, but also lacked many ingredients.Scratch a handful of bitter tears.

So, at the full moon banquet, Guo Jia and Jie Cao made a clean break and threw themselves into the arms of a distant uncle with all their strength, just because there was a hint of roasted mutton on the sleeves of this old man.

He never expected that this distant uncle named Guo Xi was an old alcoholic, and the food table was full of delicacies from mountains and seas, so Guo Xi fed him with a few drops of wine.

Guo Jia realized very sadly: as long as it is not milk, he would like to have a few more mouthfuls.

Albino Crow: "Don't be sad, I think you can save it again."

Guo Jia, who was considered by the clan to have the potential to be an alcoholic: "...can this crow be stewed in one pot?"

The white-haired ball is so cute: "Master, don't worry~ I'm a god... bird. Master, please give me a name." If you dare to treat this deity like this, in the future... Forget it, I won't bear to do anything to you.

Guo Jia: The big name is Xiu Yu, the nickname is Xiaoxueqiu, and the nickname is Bai Gungun.Do you think it's okay?

Xiu Yu: It’s okay, just make do with it.

When Guo Jia was more than one year old, his father Guo Qi was dying of illness, and he used ginseng soup to hang his breath every day.At this time, Guo Jia could already understand Luoyang Yayan and Yingchuan dialect.Every day, I hear a lot of gossip from the chats of servants and relatives.

Guo Xi, courtesy name Gongfang, belongs to Yangzhai Guo's direct lineage, and is one of his many distant uncles according to genealogy.

Guo Xi is indeed an old alcoholic, but he is also a celebrity in Yingchuan. When he was young, he was a court captain and a doctor of Taixue, and later he became a Taiwei.Probably because he was so busy after resigning from office, he would come here every now and then to play with Guo Jia.

Yangdi Guo is a moderately well-dressed gentleman, but Guo Jia was born in a side branch, and he is still a thin side branch. Guo Jia's father, Guo Qi, is about to die, and some uncles and brothers in the clan are jumping up and down, wanting to take over his family's fields Home industry.

If Guo Jia hadn't accidentally obtained Guo Xi's care, which made those people scruples, it's hard to say what the situation in his family is like now.

The father is half buried in the ground, the mother is weak and can be bullied, and the uncle is eyeing. This script is a bit of a harbinger of the blood and tears of orphans and widows.Guo Jia practiced walking while leaning on the wall. He couldn't support the door for the time being, so it would be good for his mother to worry less.

Guo Xi, who came rushing through the door, stared at him for a while. The one-and-a-half-year-old nephew, with weak arms and legs, fell, got up, fell down, and got up again.He doesn't cry or fuss, and he doesn't want to be supported by nanny and maids, he doesn't look like a child at all.

The unreliable Guo Xi has developed a new hobby: walking Guo Jia.The method is to cover Guo Jia with a one-foot-wide brocade, and pull it whenever he is about to fall...

Although it feels safe to be a toddler without falling down, but you use this method of walking the dog to tease your nephew, which is quite evil, and the old man is very bad.

When Guo Qi died, a bunch of uncles and brothers with the same surname came to mourn the funeral. The attitude of most of the relatives was still gentle and polite, but there were a few particularly incompetent guys messing around in the yard, arguing to snatch the farm and shop that Guo Qi left behind. endlessly.

Guo Xi walked over slowly with Guo Jia, kicked the loudest one over, snorted coldly, and said, "Does Guo Qi have no son? His family's things are none of your business, don't be ashamed if he pops out again." Blame me for not showing affection!"

All the people in the yard suddenly fell silent.

Guo Xi leaned over and picked up Guo Jia, and went to help decorate the mourning hall.

Guo's mother watched helplessly as her husband collapsed day by day, and finally fell asleep forever.I was exhausted and contracted typhoid fever.

There have been several famous doctors in Yingchuan, and many prescriptions have been prescribed. Not only did Guo's mother's typhoid fever not heal, it even got worse.

Later, a nagging alchemist came to the door on his own initiative and cured Guo's mother of typhoid fever with the five elements powder he refined.From then on, Guo's mother was superstitious about alchemy, and invited this alchemist to stay in Guo's mansion to practice alchemy.

Many celebrities have died of typhoid fever in recent years, and typhoid fever patients diagnosed by famous doctors can be scared to death, so not only no one objected to Mother Guo's absurd decision, but the family even praised it.

It is said that the ancestor of this alchemist was a follower of Huainan King Liu An, and there was a volume of Danfang handed down, among which was Wuxingsan. .

Guo Jia guessed: This should be a slight mineral poisoning reaction.

Of course, it is recorded in the alchemy formula: "If you take it for a long time, you can become a fairy."

Wuxingsan uses cinnabar, realgar, Zengqing, alum, and magnetite as the main raw materials, and the refining method is quite complicated.

Guo Jia: There are five colored ores of red, yellow, blue, white and black!Brother, what is the relationship between your five elements powder and Zhang Zhongjing's five stone powder?Father and daughter?grandparents?

The eldest brother of the alchemist, surnamed Zuo Mingjian, is quite proficient in medicine, and has dabbled in metaphysics, astrology, health preservation, etc.Zuo Jian was not struggling alone, he also took two juniors and three apprentices with him, and the six of them lived and boarded in the Guo Mansion.

The alchemy materials they commonly use include cinnabar, realgar, ganoderma lucidum, jade, gold, silver, copper, stalactite, and human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum and other natural and earthly treasures. There are also some more exotic materials, such as boy urine, menstrual blood, saliva... …

Guo Jia's heart is broken, let's not talk about whether the golden pills made from these things can be eaten, brother Zuo Jian, even gold, silver and jade should be burned in the pill furnace, you are burning money and defeating me home!With the speed at which you are burning money, you should go to Huo Huo, a nobleman. A small family like the Guo family can't afford you.

Guo Jia was very curious about the legendary alchemy. He squatted in the yard, peeking at Zuo Jian's alchemy while thinking about life.

"Bai Gun Gun, is there a way for others to see you?"

Xiu Yu: "Yes, but if you are stared at by others, you will not be able to accompany you all the time. Do you not love me anymore?" Borrowing a crow shell as a pet is already a shame, so it should not be seen by others .

Guo Jia was silent for a while, and rested his forehead with one hand: "I always talk to the air, my mother suspected that I was sick, and asked Zuo Jian to refine medicine for me..."

His body is really weak, and he fell ill after a little wind in the yard.

Guo's mother wants to feed her son Wuxingsan.Guo Jia wanted to cry but had no tears, so he suppressed the headache and ran around the room.

Zuo Jian, an alchemist, was unexpectedly very professional.He directly said to Guo's mother: "Wait a minute, children should not take pills." Then he asked his disciples to fetch silver needles and press Guo Jia down.

Facing Guo Jia's disgusted eyes and the little guy's pig-killing howls to win sympathy, Zuo Jian was very calm. He set the silver needle on the fire and set it on fire, showing another unique skill of a professional alchemist: The art of Qihuang.Guo Jia's headache was cured with only two needles.By the way, he made a prescription, which is a soup between food and medicine, for Guo Jia to take care of his body.

The acupuncture didn't hurt, but the taste was a bit sour. Guo Jia broke into a cold sweat: Brother, your acupuncture skills are so good, why didn't you tell me earlier.