Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

The wanted criminal and Xiao Wangzuo kept their father's filial piety for three years, and when he took off his white plain clothes and put on a tattooed dark one, Guo Jia was already five years old.

A five-year-old boy, full of energy, went up trees to pick peaches, and went into the water to catch river crabs.What I didn't do in my previous life because of my bad legs, I will make up for it in this life.

Fearing that Guo Jia would grow up to be a hooligan, Guo's mother specially invited a teacher known for his strictness to enlighten him, and allowed him to freely enter and leave Guo Qi's study.

A man's study is usually a secret.

Guo Jia sent the maid outside, and with the mentality of exploring the ancient Eighteen Forbidden Little Yellow Books, he found a hidden compartment in a hidden corner, which was full of bamboo slips.

I took it out and saw several volumes of "Sun Tzu" (Sun Tzu's Art of War), several volumes of "Wu Zi" (Wu Qi's Art of War), and more than a dozen volumes of "Shan Hai Jing".

The art of war these days is a golden book, so it's okay to hide it and read it secretly.

Why should the "Shan Hai Jing" be hidden?

Guo Jia flipped through it casually, ha, the dense annotations and illustrations on the bamboo slips are more touching than the original text, and he was fascinated by accident.He didn't come back to his senses until the collar suddenly tightened, followed by the empty soles of his feet, and Guo Xi picked him up.

"uncle."

"Tsk tsk, my good nephew, he's already able to find secret boxes to open the mechanism, quite like me back then." Guo Xi squinted his eyes, and gently weighed his nephew, as if he was estimating how much weight the little guy had gained recently.

Guo Jia sneered, "Nephew if you have something to do, brat if you have nothing to do. Tell me, what's the matter?"

Guo Xi sneered: "I told Ciming that my nephew has a crow, which is pure white, can do somersaults, can also collect chess pieces, and likes to learn to call Mr. Ren. It's fun. He didn't believe it, and said that I kept making things up. .Come on, let's let him take this back."

Ciming?

Xun Shuang, a famous scholar in Yingchuan, was named Ciming.There is a saying called "Xun's eight dragons are unparalleled in kindness." It was him who said it.But this is not the point, the point is: Xun Shuang is now a wanted criminal, a wanted fugitive!

However, this person did not commit any crimes. He was a scholar leader with both ability and virtue. The main reason for being wanted was because he offended the eunuch.

Guo Jia broke free from the clutches, and said coolly: "No one will believe what you say, and you won't lose a piece of meat."

Guo Xi dragged him outside: "In the evening, we eat honey-roasted lamb and mustache. I made a bet with Ciming. If I win, he will pay for my drinks for three years. You can come in or out of the academy rebuilt by Xun's other courtyard. When the time comes, I will take you to tease his nephew."

Guo Jia bowed his head to the food: "Bai Gun Gun ~ let's go."

"It seems that I haven't said it yet, what will happen if I lose?"

"Ahem, in case of losing, he can move the pots and jars in your wine cellar as he pleases. When you enter the academy, remember to study ink for his nephew Xun Yu, one year is enough."

Small bridges, flowing water, and people.

The wanted man had a good time.Sometimes he writes books behind closed doors, and sometimes he opens a library to teach apprentices.If you have nothing to do, take a few good students to go fishing in Yingshui. If you are really bored, you can also lose the crown belt that symbolizes the status of the nobles. Like ordinary people, you can wear a Lun scarf on your head, and get a goose feather fan when the weather is hot. .Feather fan scarf, leading the new fashion trend.

I don't know when it started, it has become a fashion to resign from office and go back to seclusion, and to conquer.The Gao Guanbo belt suddenly became obsolete, and the feather fan scarf became a symbol of the real celebrity's self-love.Everyone dresses like this, and anyone who doesn't dress like this dare not call himself a celebrity.

In the wooden house, the white crow imitated the tongue, uttered the words of others, and called "Sir" five or six times in a row.The accent is exactly like Guo Jia.

Guo Xi and Xun Shuang excitedly watched Bai Gungun's front flips, back flips, and [-] rolls on the spot.There is also a tongue-in-cheek dubbing: "Sir, don't punish Jia, okay?"

Xun Yu, who was specially sent by the sixth uncle to watch the white crow: "..."

At that time Xun Yu was 12 years old, his skin was as white as jade, there was a bookish look between his brows, and his clothes were scented with the ten-mile incense he had adjusted himself.The fragrance is fresh and elegant, and the fragrance is quiet and long-lasting, which complements his elegant and dignified temperament. You can already see some phantoms of your fragrance in the history books.

Guo Jia was full of only one poem left in his mind: "Bi Qi's son is as beautiful as jade."

Xiu Yu had already jumped on Xun Yu's body like lightning, his little paws grabbed the skirt of Xun Yu's chest, and meowed flatteringly.

What about manners?

Guo Jia took Bai Gungun down and posted it himself: "Don't be afraid, this bird doesn't peck people, it just cares about you." He stood on tiptoe and stretched his arms to brush Xun Yu's lapel No dust at all.Then he accidentally stood still, and staggered and hugged Xun Yu's waist.

Xiu Yu: Either I hate Xun Yu, or I don't like Guo Jia staring at others.Hmph, this deity has a good memory, Guo Jia wrote down all the molesting beauties in advance, and settled the ledger sooner or later.

Xun Yu, who recovered from the petrified state, silently stared at the extra humanoid pendant on his body: "..."

Guo Xi was familiar with his nephew's preference for beautiful urine, so he coughed lightly, reminding Guo Jia to come over and train the birds.

So Guo Jia obediently led his Bai Gungun, one person and one crow facing the chess table, Guo Jia only picked up white pieces, Bai Gungun only picked up black pieces, and quickly put all the scattered Go pieces into the box.

Xun Shuang and Guo Xi quarreled and buried each other.

Xun Shuang: "Didn't I say, Gongfang, you have read those Qin laws and Han laws into the stomach of a dog? Grab the loopholes in the law and eat beef in different ways, tsk tsk, the old Mrs. Guo's coffin can't be held down."

It is a felony to kill cattle and eat meat privately. Dead cattle or old and frail cattle must be reported to the government before they can be eaten after approval.The beef is so old that no one can bite it.

Last time, Guo Jia wanted to eat beef jerky.

Guo Xi used money to lure farmers to drive the strong cattle to the stone wall and throw them to death, and then sent someone to report to the officials that the cattle died accidentally, and then stayed at home, eating beef and salting meat with Guo Jia legally and legally.

In a word, the little nephew, Guo Xi, who has been the highest judicial officer (Ting Wei) of the Han Dynasty for half his life, actually took advantage of the loopholes in the law and sold beef against his conscience.This matter has become a laughing stock among several old friends in Yingchuan, a model of doting on nephews.

Guo Xi snatched back the beef jerky that Xun Shuang brought to his mouth, "If you have the ability to run on me, don't eat it if you have the ability. I didn't break the law, so I don't care about it even if the old man is alive. It's the arrest warrant posted on the street, Ciming Did you bribe the painter? I like it better than you."

The two elders kept hurting each other, making tea, playing chess, chatting, and praising each other's nephew by the way.Anyway, compliments don’t cost money.

Guo Jia and Xun Yu who were on the side looked at each other in dismay, and were so shocked by each other's unparalleled potential that they almost shed tears.

In fact, Guo Jia had hidden a white ball in his sleeve, and when no one was paying attention, he stretched out his hand and gently twisted it out.The slight coolness of the jade chess pieces is like autumn water flowing over the fingertips. After more than 800 years of cooling time, it has penetrated the boundaries of past and present.

Later, he fell asleep on Xun Yu's knee.

The afternoon sun shone through the window and just hit Guo Jia's face, which turned red in a short while.Guo Jia's slender eyebrows frowned slightly.

Xun Yu hesitated for a moment, and stretched out his hand to shield him from the sun.

After a long time, Xun Yu still maintained this posture with his palms hanging, until Guo Jia woke up and noticed that a little piece of Xun Yu's robe was wet under his cheek, and saw his hands again.

Xun Yu didn't know that Guo Jia had woken up, and he was adjusting the position of his palm according to the change of the light angle.Suddenly, his hand was caught by Guo Jia.

Guo Jia: "Are you trying to hit me?"

Xun Yu: "..."

Guo Jia glanced at the water stains on Xun Yu's robe, his ears were reddish: "I usually don't drool when I sleep, it's because you smell so good."

Xun Yu hadn't relaxed like this for a long time.The Xun family in Yingchuan is not an ordinary prominent family.Since Yuanshi An, a doctor of the Jin Dynasty, was sealed in the old place of Xunguo and renamed Xunxi, Xunzi taught the art of Emperor Li Si, and then to the eight dragons of Xunshi today. For more than 800 years, capable people of Xunshi came out in large numbers. family.

This caused Xun Yu's every move to be watched by many people. Xun Zi's direct descendants should be outstanding in knowledge.But in this kind of excessive attention, many of his private affairs have been revealed. For example, when his father Xun Li was serving as Minister of the Book, he actually betrothed him. Refuse to be engaged.

Some people say that Xun Yu is greedy for power and shamelessly clings to eunuchs, but his eldest son is a promising child genius.How could such a child who was destined to be a glorious family member be given to an eunuch as his son-in-law? It would be a big stain and a dirty reputation for nothing.

In contrast, the second son, Xun Yu, who was just born at that time, hadn't been weaned yet, so he couldn't see what his future achievements would be, so he was a suitable candidate for marriage.Who knew that Tang Heng died after a few years of lack of prosperity, and Xun Yu's bamboo basket was empty, and he didn't get any benefits, and he caused a lot of trouble in vain.

The more fierce the eunuchs and scholar-bureaucrats fought in the court, the more people talked about it.Moreover, many people have a strange thought that a person who is sought after by the crowd and is better than them in every aspect will suddenly fall into the quagmire, which will make them extremely excited. They can enjoy themselves for a while by grabbing the stain on that person, and then they will have fun together. Several times, ridiculing that person's stains, as if he had already stepped on that person.

Xun Yu has been a little lonely lately, and those awkward classmates always avoid him intentionally or unintentionally, as if they will be contaminated by filth if they get closer.Although it is good to have a lot of time to read books, but with an interesting little guy like Guo Jia to accompany her, those grievances hidden in my heart that I don’t want to show to others seem to be healed.