Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

Accident?Surprise?Xie Jiaheng was woken up by a woman.

"I wanted to brake to stop, but I stepped on the gas pedal nervously, and I stepped on it wrong... woo woo..."

The woman's bewildered cry echoed sharply in his ears, Xie Jiaheng was stunned for three seconds before he remembered: he was walking on the sidewalk, he didn't provoke anyone, and suddenly a Mercedes rushed out and knocked him into the air.

It seems to fly several meters in a parabola...

I wanted to brake but hit the accelerator...

Someone in the crowd reminded: "Hey, big sister, don't shake it! It will aggravate his injury, call an ambulance first."

The woman's crying stopped abruptly, her hands stiffened slightly, and she let go of Xie Jiaheng.

Xie Jiaheng didn't feel any pain, except for the sharp pain at the moment when he was knocked into the air.He tried to get up, but he did it easily.Immediately afterwards, he heard the woman's terrified and trembling voice: "He, he's not breathing."

Xie Jiaheng was puzzled: "Why? I feel okay."

The woman obviously didn't hear Xie Jiaheng's voice, she was still sitting on the ground, bewildered, her eyes were dull, staring at one direction.

Xie Jiaheng tried to speak loudly, yelling, and then found out in horror that no one could hear him at all.He turned his head following the woman's gaze, and was shocked to see another Xie Jiaheng lying in a pool of blood on the open space beside the sidewalk.

Almost at the same time, he heard an electronic prompt: Ding!Congratulations on being selected as the No.90 nine lucky users of the Hell Self-service Reincarnation System. Do you want to download the closed beta client of Samsara Assistant 1.0?

Xie Jiaheng: "..."

This crappy electronically synthesized human voice seemed to be heard only by him.

Heh, the visual sense of fraudulent text messages, could he be fooled?

no!

Another voice prompt: "After testing, the host has no vital signs, and the soul has left the body. It will automatically bind the reincarnation assistant 1.0 beta version."

Where did the rogue plugin come from?

Say the important thing three times: did I choose, did I choose, did I choose...

Then, a gorgeous initial interface appeared in Xie Jiaheng's mind.There are five options in total.

1. My information.

2. Leading to new students.

3. Close the page.

4. Ask questions.

5. Error reporting.

The background is a picture of the sunrise on Mount Tai in the style of ink and wash Chinese painting, with a long artistic conception, a sublime layout and an exquisite picture.

How would you describe Xie Jiaheng's current experience?I thought I had encountered a small plug-in of garbage, but I clicked to open it and found that it was a large-scale mobile game with excellent production and beautiful painting style.He is full of expectations, choose 1, my information.

This page is also very beautiful, with a rich and colorful view of Dongyue.Among the clouds and mist, the graceful and domineering statue of Emperor Dongyue is looming.

Name: Xie Jiaheng.

Sex: Male.

Yang Shou: 19 years old.

Biography: Born with disabled legs, adopted by an orphanage.Although the ability to stand up was confiscated, he has the talent of photographic memory.

(Principal Zheng of the orphanage listens to audio programs of the Three Kingdoms class on the recliner every day. After listening to them for ten years, he can't even tell whether Cao Cao's grandfather is Cao Teng or Cao Jie, but he has cultivated a group of people who can dictate "Three Kingdoms" little announcer.)

At the age of six, he underwent surgery with donations from enthusiastic netizens and was able to walk slowly.Because his walking posture is different from ordinary people, he was often ridiculed by his classmates and talked about. He was quiet and reticent in school, and only interacted with a few friends.

(The walking posture is different from ordinary people? Don’t be so euphemistic, I’m just lame. It’s good to be able to stand up, and I can’t wait to say thank you to the kind people who donate to me every day.)

At the age of 14, he participated in the National Go Duan Competition and won the title of amateur six-dan.Because of his handsome facial features, fresh and clean smile, and inspirational deeds, he became popular on the Internet, and is known as a good-looking young chess player who "can dispel the heat with a smile".A monthly income of about 20 through a live broadcast platform.Most of the income is used to help disabled children and make regular charitable donations.

In order to satisfy the perverted mentality of "using language reasonably and legally to attack villains personally", he chose law as a major in college.Due to long-term exposure to various real cases that challenge the bottom line of personality, he has gone on the path of psychopathy forever. Died in a car accident at the age of 19.

(Well, in fact, I took Abnormal Psychology as an elective course in my sophomore year.)

Merit: Doing good deeds in four lifetimes, the cumulative merit value is 10011 points.

Portal One: Leading to new life.

Portal [-]: Merit Mall.

Portal [-]: Return to the home page.

Xie Jiaheng chose Gongde Mall.This page depicts hundreds of ghosts and thousands of demons. In the sea and on Dushuo Mountain, all kinds of ghosts come and go in and out of the ghost gate in the east branch of the big peach tree. Two immortals, Shen Tu and Yu Lei, lead tens of thousands of ghost soldiers to maintain law and order. .

The eerie horror of the ghost gate and the scorching peach blossom surrounded by fairy mist form a strong contrast.The picture is too realistic, those ghost claws seem to be stretched out from the picture scroll at any time to pinch people, it is extremely scary to look closely.

Exchangeable items include:

01, 500 merit points.It can be exchanged for a super cute pet, randomly selected from among cats, dogs, and foxes. b Prefectural institutions have been established for 99 years.

02. 1000 merit points.It can be converted into local government civil servants for 99 years.

03. 2000 merit points.It can be exchanged for a set of permanent luxury yin house. b 70-year ownership of Yangzhai in small and medium-sized villas.

04. 3000 merit points.It can be exchanged for personal customization items: rebirth spree.

The first three items are easy to understand, what is the fourth item, this rebirth spree?There was no explanation, Xie Jiaheng was very curious and focused on the fourth item.

Then, he heard a voice prompt: "Congratulations to the host for getting a rebirth gift package. This exchange consumes 7011 merit points, and the remaining merit value is [-] points."

Xie Jiaheng: "..."

He returned to the homepage and selected 5, Error report.

Electronic voice: "Dear user, the current service has not been activated, please try again later."

4. Question consultation.I got a similar reply, "The current function has not been activated, please look forward to it."

This kind of unreliable internal test version, can you not use it to deceive people?Xie Jiaheng returned to the Merit Mall and dragged it directly to the bottom of the page.

15. 10000 merit points.It can be exchanged for a body of immortality. b A nine-turn golden pill refined by Taishang Laojun.After taking it, you may become a fairy, or you may become an executive in the underworld development zone. The specific situation depends on your physical fitness. c100% realize a long-cherished wish.Wishes cannot violate the purpose of creating a harmonious underworld.

Xie Jiaheng, who originally had 10011 points of merit: Allow me to vomit three liters of blood first.

He silently greeted all the programmers of Samsara Assistant.Directly find the option of 7000 points of merit.

09. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was an alchemist who changed his luck against the sky and tried to continue the rule of the royal family surnamed Liu.As a result, things backfired, the world was divided into three parts, a hundred years of chaos, and the population dropped sharply by more than 90%.

Accept the task of assisting the Lord to fix the troubled times, and reincarnate as a Xun Yu, b Guo Jia, and c Jia Xu to return to the Three Kingdoms at the end of Han Dynasty, complete the task, and reward 50000 merit points at one time.If the mission fails, 3500 merit points will be returned.Get mystic punishment.

The reward of this task is very attractive to Xie Jiaheng.He secretly struggled: he likes Guo Jia the most, but Guo Jia only lived to be 38 years old.If you don't choose Jia Xu, the disaster will last for a thousand years and you will live a long life.In fact, it is not bad to choose Xun Yu, a famous handsome man in history books.

Hey, why do I still prefer Guo Jia?

"Ding! After detecting the answer in the host's heart, it will automatically lead to the new student after 30 seconds. Time: AD 170, place: Diguo Mansion, Yangchuan, Yingchuan, Eastern Han Dynasty. Please prepare in advance."

……

What the hell?

Don't play like that.

Do you dare to let me think again? !

Admit it, although the style of painting looks tall, but it is essentially a rogue software.

Xie Jiaheng was complaining crazily when he was suddenly swept up into the sky by a gust of wind, fluttering like a leaf in the wind.

The surrounding scenery gradually distorted and deformed, spreading out in circles like ripples in the water. In the vicissitudes of life, the light and shadow of thousands of miles of mountains and rivers intertwined, he was engulfed by some mysterious force, entered a small and warm chaotic space, and survived a slight squeeze. Pressure to see the light again.

This is a wooden house that is neither too big nor too small, not too high or too short, with simple and elegant furnishings and an antique flavor.

The maid carefully wiped Xie Jiaheng's body, and then wrapped him in a brocade quilt, with only one face exposed.Beside him, old and young, surrounded by five ancient men in deep clothes and wide sleeves.

These people were talking, and Xie Jiaheng could hear every word clearly, but the problem was that he couldn't understand a single word.Every sound is familiar, but together it is not at all a language he has mastered.

Therefore, if a poor scholar travels through the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty, the traditional official script may not be the first problem.But they can't understand the Mandarin of the Han Dynasty.

The common language in the Eastern Han Dynasty was Luoyang Yayan, which was equivalent to modern Mandarin, but its pronunciation was very different from Mandarin, and it was also different from any modern dialect.

Lying on the couch was a young beautiful woman with slightly scattered temples. Her face looked a little weak and haggard, but her temperament was graceful and elegant, which was an attractive type.

Xie Jiaheng's gaze suddenly collided with that of the beautiful woman in the air, the beautiful woman showed a gentle smile, and Xie Jiaheng's heart warmed up: This is the mother.

Surrounded by gentle voices, the only thing he could understand was an electronic voice: "Ding, it has been detected that the host has been successfully born, and the rebirth spree is automatically loaded. Congratulations to the host for getting a 99 cubic meter of portable space specially tailored for you Rice, default function: permanent preservation of freshness and quality. Default form: a cinnabar mole. Default location: inside the left wrist. Initial items in the space: a copy of "Tiangong Kaiwu" edited by the underworld, and ten boxes of beloved things."

Ten boxes of favorite things!

Xie Jiaheng immediately checked the portable space, and then, he saw ten boxes of red peppers...

Assistant of Samsara, come out, isn't my favorite thing money?Not RMB?

Electronic voice: "Duplicate human beings, although you love money, you love food more, especially the three flavors of spicy, salt and pepper, and sweet and sour."