Human food sex

After the kiss, his legs went limp, Haiwan felt that he was really worthless, and that he really wasn't the one to make a big deal.

He looked out with his head, and found that Chi Guiren was no longer there, so he closed the door silently, fell back on the bed and began to think wildly.

According to the inference from the conversation just now, the frozen snail probably doesn't like him at all, at least he has a good impression of him.But the weight of this goodwill, Xu can't even weigh it down.

Modern society pays attention to freedom, equality, and civilization. The one-night relationship between the frozen snail and him is probably just a piece of luck in his life. It really can't be called a "love", and it is not even impressive.

Recalling from it, the road is hindered and long.

Although he has the right time and place, if he wants to get along with others, he needs to think long-term.

Haiwan stared at the window in a daze for a moment, remembering the glass of peach sparkling water at dinner, clicked on his mobile phone and sent a message: a pink cold drink photo, with only one word in the accompanying text - hee.

Less than half a minute after the sharing, Lu Yuanzhou immediately sent a comment: "Ah, the heart of a girl in Wanwan!"

Lin Cheng replied to Lu Yuanzhou: "It's pretty, make me a cup."

Lu Yuanzhou replied to Lin Cheng again: "I don't know how to do it, why do it for you!"

Lin Cheng replied to Lu Yuanzhou: "Then let me do it for you."

Seeing that the comment section turned into a scene of dog abuse, Haiwan hastily replied to a few irrelevant people, turned off his phone and fell asleep.

He originally wanted to get up early the next day to send Chigui home, but when he opened his eyes it was already [-]:[-], Haiwan rubbed his eyes and got up, washed up and saw that the table was empty.

The frozen snail doesn't have time to make breakfast, so he's going to starve.In the past few days, his taste has become more and more tricky, and he really can't stand the boiled vermicelli cooked by himself.

Haiwan opened the refrigerator door and searched inside and out, but found nothing processed.Chigui never leaves overnight food, every meal leftovers must be emptied, and there is nowhere to pick them up if they want to eat.

After thinking about it for a long time, he decided to cook a bowl of tomato noodles for himself.The materials are ready-made, but the stove is a guy who does not listen to mediation. It is a tempered glass electronic stove, and I can't figure out where the switch is.

Haiwan sighed, washed two tomatoes resignedly, and sat on the counter in a daze while gnawing on them.As soon as the frozen snail left, he suddenly lost his direction in life and didn't know how to be alone.

It's amazing how one person can have such a huge impact on him in such a short period of time.

The room was eerily quiet, and the electronic clock on the wall couldn't make a "tick" sound, which made people feel even more frightened.In fact, for living alone, a big house may not be a blessing.

Looking at the tightly closed curtains not far away, the bay had a whim, walked to the front and pulled it to the end, only to see a round of red sun melting into the sea, the magnificent sea view connected with jagged reefs, and gradually transitioned to green mountains The blue and green meet, the full moon echoes the sun, and you can enjoy the magnificent spectacle through a curved floor-to-ceiling window.

"Really... rich!" He turned around talking to himself, and through the golden light penetrating into the room, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his feet—two bright red drops of tomato juice dyed on the white snow, beautifully.

Ruined.

When disaster loomed, he could almost hear Chi Gui cursing in his ears.Haiwan couldn't wait to run to the kitchen, whipped out a bottle of soda water, and brought a towel.

After wiping for a long time, he came to a conclusion: the TV shows are all lies, and the family tricks don't have the effect off the camera at all.The two tomato flowers were rubbed out of shape by him, slowly turning into a pale pink.

Haiwan was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he rushed to the doctor when he was dying. He dialed Lu Yuanzhou's phone with trembling hands: "Hey—it's me, I've caused a disaster! What should I do? It's over, it's over, I've dirty the late return."

The other end of the phone was in a daze, and said casually: "In the middle of the night, what are you calling, do you have any morals? If it gets dirty, it's dirty, and if you don't wash it, it's fine."

"It can't be cleaned!" Haiwan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and kept rubbing the tomato stains with his hands, and the rubbing got worse. "It used to be only two small pieces, but now it has become two big pieces, what should I do?"

Lu Yuanzhou turned over, looked at his watch, and said, "Okay, okay, don't get a heart attack again. If you can't clean it, send it to a dry cleaner, what are you afraid of! When will the frozen snail come back?"

"Friday...should be." Concentrating on his mind, Haiwan bitterly put away the remaining half tomato, put the soda water and towels back in their original places, and asked anxiously, "Can the dry cleaner wash them off? I can't wash it off... I'm finished, I'm going to be finished."

Lu Yuanzhou rolled his eyes at the ceiling, and sneered: "Once it's broken, if you can't wash it, you can buy another piece and you're done. Let's talk about two drops of tomato juice, what can't be cleaned by the dry cleaners! Don't scare yourself, I'll go when you get off work at noon Looking for you, come back and help you send it to the dry cleaner."

Haiwan nodded, remembering that he couldn't see, he said in a trembling voice: "Okay, I'll go to work first, don't forget to come to me." Before hanging up the phone, he said: "Don't forget!"

"Understood, nag!" Lu Yuanzhou over there put away the line.

The cold air hits today, the outside has changed from the usual heat, and the wind is refreshing and soft on the face.Haiwan didn't notice it, he came out of the subway with a thin layer of sweat on his body, and his inextensible shirt stuck to his back, which was unusually unbearable.

The restaurant was busier than usual. Everyone was chatting around the kitchen, and laughter could be heard from afar.

The new head chef is full of energy, young and personable, with a radiant smile.A two-inch-long braid was tied into the back of his head, and a strand of slightly curly white hair on his forehead trembled with his expression. His movements were wider than Chi Gui's, and the sound of ringing the bell was also louder than Chi Gui's.

Bay always felt that something was wrong.

He doesn't know the taste, but in terms of style, the chef in front of him is undoubtedly excellent, just like a general with a silver gun.But Chigui is more similar to a chivalrous man with a light-edged sword, with every move and style, shortening and matching, like flowing clouds and flowing water, forming its own rules.

Xu He patted him and said in a low voice, "Go change your clothes, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh okay, I'll go right away." Haiwan hurriedly went to the locker room to change into work clothes, hung up his name tag and came out to ask, "When do you start working?"

"The guest is coming at nine o'clock, and I will tell you the precautions first." Xu He pulled him to a corner and asked softly, "Have you read all the books I gave you?"

"I've read it." During the past two days, he had been studying the contents of the book in his free time, and he had already memorized all the information given by Chigui.

Xu He nodded and said: "It's not a big problem after reading it, the main reason is that you lack experience. Don't rush to help these two days, just follow behind me and observe more, and just stand up straight. What do I tell you to do? You move again."

"Okay, thank you." Haiwan said softly, "I have worked in a hotel before, but I have always worked in the guest room, and never worked in the restaurant. But I have seen it a few times, so it shouldn't cause you big trouble, little trouble I can’t guarantee it.”

"It doesn't matter, usually nothing will happen." Xu He smiled indifferently.

The first table of guests who arrived on time at nine o'clock was a couple. At first glance, they were people who had never had to worry about food and clothing since childhood, and their gestures revealed unparalleled confidence.Haiwan followed Xu He, thinking that Chigui also had the same vigor in walking, and it was more chic and unrestrained.

Their starter is apple caviar salad, followed by celery and clam chowder, pan-fried salmon as a side dish, a secret fennel lamb chop for the main course, and two small double-layer cheesecakes at the end of the meal.

Haiwan watched Xu He serve the food generously and decently, and was eager to try it himself, but suffered from no chance.In the words of the chef, he is still too immature, and it is easy to do bad things with a trembling hand.

The guests at the second table were a man who was not middle-aged but close to middle-aged and a young man, dressed in casual shirts and Oxford shoes, very business-like, and asked about the late return, as if they were his friends.

Haiwan observed carefully, and found that one of the two had sharp phoenix eyes, the other had gentle peach blossom eyes, the shorter one had a nose job, deep eyes, and half-length broken hair, and the taller one was handsome and sunny, with a straight head.

"It's the right comrade at first glance." Chuancai's colleague murmured as he passed by him.

"How did you find out?" Haiwan didn't think, maybe the two had a good relationship, so how can a beautiful man who is in a couple be gay?

That is also a form of discrimination.

Xu He interrupted their conversation and handed him the champagne bucket: "Do you see my posture for pouring champagne? Bend slightly, and the posture should be elegant. Pour the wine with one hand, behind the left hand, and support the bottom with the right hand. With both hands, the right hand Pour the wine with your left hand. The mouth of the glass should be tilted between 45 and 75 degrees, and the mouth of the bottle should be lower than the line of sight of the guests. Now go and pour it once, don’t mess it up.”

Haiwan took the bucket, and walked closer with a beating heart, remembering what was said in the manual——the best service is not being attentive or being indifferent.

The former will make people feel guilty and even disturb the guests, while the latter will feel like neglect.The correct way is to "moisturize things silently" and achieve the effect without any traces to make people happy physically and mentally.

Putting the barrel aside, following the steps Xu He said, Haiwan did not say hello, but remained silent and filled the wine glass deftly.

When he turned around, he curled his lips. He didn't expect things to go so smoothly, let alone the trivial matter of pouring wine, which would bring him an unprecedented sense of accomplishment.

As soon as he took a step, the mellow voice of "Dan Fengyan" suddenly came from behind: "Sir, didn't your head waiter teach you that the champagne bottle should be wrapped in a towel, so as not to change the temperature of the wine after touching the palm of your hand?"

"...I'm sorry." Haiwan's back tensed instantly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said apologetically, "I'm sorry sir, I'm number one... I'm really sorry."

"First?" The man smiled, as if to say: "Is this the level of number one?"

Bay bowed and explained, "No, I mean my first pour of the day, but that shouldn't be an excuse for my poor service. Sorry."

Xu He came over at the right time, gently pushed him away, and squeezed out a decent smile: "I'm sorry sir, he is not in a good condition today, I am very sorry. May I change a glass of wine for you?"

Haiwan couldn't hear the words behind, his brain was like a ball of wool played by a cat's paw, it was a mess and he didn't know why.He didn't look carefully at the guests at the third table, and Xu He didn't let him go forward.

After getting off work at noon, Lu Yuanzhou was waiting for him at the back door. When he saw someone, he asked, "Why is your face so bad? Together, did it scare you like this? Come on, take me to his house to see, what is it that scares you away?" soul."

"I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Haiwan lowered his head, "There are other things, it's just unlucky, and there will be another wave after the unrest."

"What's the matter?" Lu Yuanzhou beckoned to stop a car, got in and gave the name of the place, and asked him, "Is work not going well today?"

Covering his face with his hands, Haiwan said, "Today I had an accident while waiting for the table. I poured champagne without a towel, and asked the guests to tell me that it was wrong. I made a mistake on the first day, and I still vowed to tell people that I would try my best not to cause any serious trouble." Wrong situation. I'm such a piece of shit that I can't do anything but take some of those pictures!"

The driver heard the words "that kind of photo" and looked up at the rearview mirror. He was stunned by Lu Yuanzhou's sharp eyes and lowered his head resentfully.

"Stop talking nonsense, you call it frustration, it's a normal thing." Lu Yuanzhou patted him on the back to comfort him, "The first day at work, who is right? When Wenwen first came to the tavern, even beer Mix it with red wine. Besides, that Xu Ji who took you, he should take responsibility."

"It's Xu He...what Xu chicken!" One sentence made Haiwan dumbfounded, "How can I blame others, I'm so stupid, I don't even know this, I didn't do the preparation work well. I don't think it was written in the book , I don’t know that I have to wrap a towel, I should have checked in advance.”

Lu Yuanzhou didn't take it seriously: "Come on, it's not written in the book, and the person who took you didn't teach it, so I don't know if it's normal, okay. That Xu Ji... He, why didn't he give you a towel? Just a reminder is fine."

Haiwan didn't make a sound, Xu He explained clearly, but he didn't tell him that champagne needs to be wrapped in a towel.Whether it was an inadvertent mistake or intentional, it is hard to guess.

Lu Yuanzhou mumbled with him all the way to Chigui's home, and when he entered the door, he screamed "Wow", and immediately ran around like a wild horse: "Oh my god, it's so cool, this is the home I want !"

"Your house should be quite luxurious, right?" Haiwan pulled him out and forced him to put on slippers.

"You don't know if you haven't been to my house. My dad's rich taste is really scary." Lu Yuanzhou touched left and right, like a schoolboy visiting a museum. "My little aunt, the taste of frozen snails is amazing. I seem to have seen this glass basin in a magazine. It was made by an American designer. It would be nice if my house was half as beautiful as this one. Make it look like a foot-washing city."

Haiwan couldn't help laughing and said, "Stop talking about your dad, and help me see what to do about this."

"Let me see." Lu Yuanzhou jumped to the balcony, looked down for a long time, the smile on his face gradually faded, and asked solemnly: "I have two bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Should the two bad news be in order?" Haiwan got angry, and Yixing couldn't make a joke. "Whether it can be washed away, tell me quickly."

Lu Yuanzhou got up, leaned on the arm of the sofa, and said as slowly as possible: "I'm not kidding, it's indeed two bad news. The tomato juice on this one can definitely be washed off."

"You scared me to death." Haiwan patted his heart, feeling a lot more relaxed, and smiled with two canine teeth, "Isn't this good news?"

"The key problem is..." Lu Yuanzhou said awkwardly, "This can't be washed, it will definitely deform after washing."

Haiwan's heart suddenly raised his throat again: "Then what should I do? How can there be something that can't be washed? Why do you have to make it if you can't wash it?"

"Calm down." Lu Yuanzhou supported the crumbling man, and continued, "There is another bad news, this one is pure handmade alpaca wool in Italy, I have seen this brand before, and the style seems to be a limited edition. This piece is rare It's three or four hundred thousand... Wanwan, Wanwan—"

Haiwan fell to the ground, holding onto Lu Yuanzhou's cold fingers: "Three to four hundred thousand... how can one piece be so expensive? Then what should I do? There must be a way, right? Help me find a way, What do you propose?"

Lu Yuanzhou put his arms around his shoulders and said: "I'll think about it, I'll think about it. There must be a way, there must be. It's okay, maybe it can be washed. Even if it can't, I will pay him a piece of money at worst. I will help you pay. Don't worry, let's Search the Internet first to see what can be done.”

Haiwan's eyes lit up, as if seeing a morning star in the dark night, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and pressed the screen, and an unread message jumped into his eyes - from Chigui.

"The nanny will be there at two o'clock, remember to give him the money. Tell her that there is dust on the floor of the living room, and it was not cleaned last time. Let her wipe it carefully again, and vacuum it twice more. I will go back and check."

"It's over."