My wife is so vicious

wipe!

This news is so exciting!

Tan Yu's first reaction was: "Are you a lesbian? Have you ever liked girls?"

When she asked this question, her heart rose to her throat.

To be honest, she would not change her original intention just because Xiao Ling had a girlfriend.Love is affirmative love, not changed by anything.

However, in his heart, he still hoped that Xiao Ling would have no shadow of others in his heart.

Under Tan Yu's nervous gaze, Xiao Ling replied calmly: "I have never liked a girl, but I will definitely be a lesbian."

"why??"

Although he finally breathed a sigh of relief, his heart was very ecstatic.

But Tan Yu was still very surprised by Xiao Ling's ideas.

Why are you so sure about your future sexual orientation?

She really can't figure it out.

Xiao Ling still took it for granted: "The reason is very simple. Because thanks to my father, no boy has been within one meter of me for a long time. I have completely lost interest in men. Except for my father, I don't even Get used to the smell of men within one meter of me."

"..."

Ok.

This reason sounds like there is no room for refutation.

"Why don't we try it first?"

Xiao Ling asked suddenly.

"Ah, ah?!"

Tan Yu was shocked.

Thought I was hallucinating.

What, just try it? !

Seeing her expression, Xiao Ling frowned: "It's fine if you don't want to."

Hey!

"I am willing! I am willing!"

Tan Yu blurted out quickly.

"Really?"

Now it was Xiao Ling's turn to be a little surprised.

But Tan Yu nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Really, really. I am very willing!"

Not only very willing, but simply wishing for it.

Isn't that why she came here through time travel?

However, she always felt that Xiao Ling's initiative to ask for love this time was not innocent.

After thinking about it, she still asked, "But, can you tell me the real reason why you want to fall in love with me?"

She was a little nervous.

Xiao Ling was very calm: "There is nothing to hide. If you want to know, I can tell you, in order to anger my father. I thought about it, it is better to torture his heart than to beat his cock. I want to let He knows that because of his interference from childhood to adulthood, I have become an out-and-out lesbian. Well, I won’t fall in love with boys, I will directly choose girls!"

In Xiao Ling's eyes, there was a trace of vindictiveness.

Well, this is my own daughter, that's right.

Tan Yu was speechless.

Rubbed his temples.

"Why, after knowing the truth, you don't want to?"

Xiao Ling squinted at her.

"No. I would love to."

Tan Yu spread his hands helplessly.

I'm willing to do whatever you want.Who made you my wife.

In this way, the two reached a love agreement.

However, from Xiao Ling's point of view, he probably just wanted to make an empty appearance.It's almost like a physical marriage.

Of course, Tan Yu would never allow the dross of physical marriage to exist.

Ah!

So, Tan Yu smiled and started to get close to his new lover: "Well, by the way, did you also mention your dad's phone number as an advertisement?"

Marked as "advertising sales" by 1 person, if it wasn't Xiao Ling's biological daughter, who else could it be?

Sure enough, Xiao Ling agreed frankly: "That's right, I just made a note, in order to prevent others from answering his calls."

Tan Yu was speechless.

really.

As soon as Xiao Ling mentioned this topic, it was as if a floodgate had been opened, and a lot of grievances spewed out: "I don't even know how crazy he is. When I was in school, he scoured all the parents of my classmates, let alone the teacher. All kinds of questions about my situation. Later, when I learned to practice, he began to harass the seniors, find someone to trust me, and ask people to take care of me everywhere. As long as I practice in any city, he will ask the seniors in that city to help me. He takes care of me and keeps an eye on all my movements by the way."

As soon as this was mentioned, Xiao Ling was full of grievances.

Tan Yu was dumbfounded.

Well, such a father is indeed quite maddening.

Xiao Ling looked at her resentfully: "You were also found by him, right?"

Otherwise, it would be impossible to find her by chance and help her block the robbery.

Uh.

Tan Yu slapped herself: "My wife, I was wrong. I shouldn't have accepted it when I saw it was an advertisement."

Of course, it's just that the posture is perfect, but it doesn't use any strength.

Xiao Ling was speechless.

This "senior" is really weird.

Well, well, it shouldn't be called "senior", it should be called... Wife?

Or husband?

Either way, it's weird.

Xiao Ling turned his head and didn't answer her words.

Tan Yu continued to lick: "Well, wife, look, can we go back?"

Now that they have become lovers, it is even more natural to go back to their own home.

Xiao Ling didn't object either: "Okay. As long as you remember your promise."

promise?

Tan Yu blinked and looked back seriously.

Then, she raised her hand and swore: "My wife, don't worry, as long as you don't nod, I will never let father-in-law enter the house!"

At the same time, I silently confessed to the Penglai Layman in my heart: Father-in-law, don't blame me.I am also a woman.

Xiao Ling was speechless to Tan Yu's various names.

But I also don't want to cause extra problems.

Then nodded: "Let's go."

The two of them were finally ready to return.

Prepare,

Prepare again,

Prepare again...

Always prepare.

Xiao Ling looked at Tan Yu, and Tan Yumeng looked back eagerly.

Xiao Ling was speechless: "Ex...then who, don't you sacrifice the flying sword?"

Tan Yu blinked his eyes, thinking that he should focus on the little zoom: "Well, didn't you say you won't be called senior anymore?"

"I didn't call."

"But you want to call."

"But I didn't call out."

"But you want to call."

"..."

Xiao Ling didn't go any further.

Because she thinks the style of painting is weird.

Even those who didn't know thought they were driving.

So, she took a deep breath: "It doesn't matter."

The important thing is——

"Why don't you sacrifice the flying sword?"

Xiao Ling looked at Tan Yu.

Tan Yu choked.

Well, why didn't she bring out the flying sword?

Because she is not the original owner.I don't know how to sacrifice flying swords at all!

She also really wants to control flying swords and so on.

but--

Really not.

However, Xiao Ling looked at her with such burning eyes, waiting for her to answer.

This awkward moment, stuck.

However, who is Tan Yu?

People are network writers!It is too easy to think (make up) reasons.

"I haven't been able to control the flying sword for a long time."

Tan Yu half closed his eyes.

Try to make yourself immortal.

"why?"

Xiao Ling didn't understand.

"Because I'm already 'human and sword united'."