My wife is so vicious

"What?"

Xiao Ling was a little taken aback.

After thinking about it for a long time, I still didn't understand: "Human sword is one?"

"correct."

Tan Yu is serious.

Seriously explained: "Man and sword are one, don't you know? That is, man and sword are one. I am the sword, and the sword is me, so I can't control the sword. Have you ever seen yourself riding your own horse? ?”

"...#%%~&*&(())"

Inexplicably, Xiao Ling was pulled into a state of chaos in the wind.

This is too cold to guard against.

She coughed lightly, and suddenly didn't want to continue this topic.

"Then we fly back by ourselves?"

Tan Yumeng looked at her eagerly: "Aren't you going to fly the sword with me?"

"I can't control the sword. Only when I enter the fourth rank can I control the sword. I just passed the heavenly calamity and entered the third rank."

Xiao Ling was calm.

Tan Yu was speechless.

Well, it turned out that Xiao Ling couldn't handle a sword either.

Since rubbing the sword was unsuccessful, Tan Yu changed his mind: "Okay. Let's take the bus back together."

"……bus?"

Xiao Ling was shocked to a new height.

So what, as a cultivator, is it reasonable to take the bus back home?

"what happened?"

Tan Yu reflected seriously.

"You don't like to take the bus? Then we can take the subway. If it doesn't work, take a taxi... it should be okay... right? Let me check my wallet."

With that said, he really flipped through his wallet.

There is no way, I just traveled here, and I am not familiar with everything about the original owner, including the wallet.

Seeing her flicking through her wallet seriously, Xiao Ling couldn't help but interrupt: "All payments are made electronically now. You can just bring a mobile phone."

Tan Yu suddenly realized.

Ah, yes, it's a very modern time now, everything is very modern.

Not even a wallet.

Immediately "hehe" scratched his head.

"Yeah. You're so smart."

"..."

Xiao Ling threw her a big white eye and didn't want to talk to her.

Since then, she has completely lost the generation gap with her "senior".

Contempt, no pressure.

She didn't want to talk to Tan Yu, but Tan Yu was holding on to her.

"Then let's go home."

Tan Yu went over to grab Xiao Ling's arm.

"Let's have a little extravagance and take a taxi back."

Xiao Ling shook his arm away.

What a shame, "luxury" or something.Is it a luxury to make one?

Xiao Ling didn't want to have anything to do with Tan Yu at all.

She just wants to stay away from this low now.

As a cultivator, you are completely detached from this world.

Not only ability surpasses mortals, mentality should also surpass all mortals.She really doesn't want to know someone as lowly as Tan Yu.

So as not to affect my pure comprehension mind.

But Tan Yu grabbed her arm tightly.

Xiao Ling wanted to break free, but who is Tan Yu?

With Tan Yu's rank, even a casual grab would have shocking power.Xiao Ling can't break free at all, okay?

Since he couldn't break free, Xiao Ling gave up.

"Okay, let's go back."

The two finally went home together.

After returning home, Master Nanhai had already prepared all the meals.

They are preparing to come back.

Seeing that Tan Yu brought Xiao Ling back, Master Nanhai was very excited: "Senior Lingzun is back? He also rescued Xiao Ling's niece? That's great! Brother Penglai can rest assured. Come, come, the food just happened to be ready , take your seat while it’s hot.”

What the hell lines?

Tan Yu was speechless.

Sure enough, it is an antique from more than 1000 years ago. Even in modern times, it speaks strangely.

Of course, what Tan Yu cares most now is the address: "What kind of senior niece, don't talk nonsense. We are all friends. Come, eat."

Senior and niece, this is two generations apart.

Tan Yu could not tolerate this kind of thing happening.

So, no matter what, let's level the seniority first.

I had no choice but to greet everyone to eat first.

Have a meal……

By the way, this is not right.

Tan Yugang picked up a chopstick of fish meat and was about to stuff it into his mouth when he suddenly remembered:

and many more!

Why is this dish only eaten now?

Haven't you been struck by lightning for so long?

"Did you really just make this? Is it still hot?"

Why am I so unbelievable?

Master Nanhai said calmly, "Yes. I used a fresh-keeping talisman."

Tan Yu thought he heard it wrong: "Did you mean to say, plastic wrap?"

"No. Fresh-keeping charm."

Master Nanhai explained seriously.

"It's a talisman that can keep food completely fresh. No matter how long it's been stored, it's still the same as when it was just out of the pan."

"..."

Tan Yu didn't know how to describe it anymore.

Comprehension ability or something, can it still be used like this?

This is too outrageous!

"Don't you have anything else to do? Do these messy things. Don't you think it's a waste of time? I think your time should be spent on more meaningful things. What do you think?"

Tan Yu felt that he should give this man some sincere advice.

As a time traveler who sees through everything, Tan Yu knows the importance of strength.

As a cultivator, the strength of cultivation is the greatest reliance.

Others are really useless.

In particular, the world of self-cultivation is inherently cruel.

However, Master Nanhai was very confused: "Senior Lingzun, didn't you ask me to develop more of these things?"

"I?"

Tan Yu was startled.

I know that I have already forgotten the address of the other party.

"That's right. You taught me that you can't just focus on hard work, you have to have a touch of life, and you have to add some soul to your self-cultivation life. Not only persuasion, but you also taught me by hand. Teach me to cook, teach me to make all kinds of food. Interesting sign."

"..."

Tan Yu was even more speechless.

He complained deeply about the original owner in his heart—well, no matter what, that was his former "self".

That former "self" is too deceitful.

He turned a cultivator who devoted himself to cultivation into a daddy who cooks and a playboy who doesn't do his job properly.It makes people cook every day and make all kinds of interesting (useless) charms.

Isn't this a scam?

However, as soon as this matter was mentioned, Master Nanhai was very moved: "Thank you for your guidance, I have been able to improve so fast in the past few years. If it weren't for you, I might still be at the fourth rank now. It is because you taught me Only by infusing my soul into my cultivation life, I really have a soul, and my cultivation has progressed so fast. It has only been a few years since I met you, and I have already stepped into the fifth rank. You are really my reborn parents!"

Tan Yu was speechless.

I was so dumb that I didn't know what to do.

Well, it turns out that I hit the right button and pointed it out clearly.

Well, think about it.Everything needs to be neutralized.Can't be too much.

Excessive concentration may sometimes actually bring stress and obstacles.

The Daoist Nanhai, who worked hard in the past, successfully reached the fourth-rank realm because of his diligence.It wasn't easy in the first place.

But cultivation without a soul will not go far after all.

Instead, he began to spend some time for leisure, cooking, and making some useless but interesting magic charms... Infusing these vitality into life, let life really have a soul, and cultivation also has a soul, but enlightenment faster .

In this way, Master Nanhai made rapid progress.

Well, I don't know if the original owner really stands tall and sees far, or if he is following his own consciousness, he is playing the wrong way.

Well, it's complicated anyway.

Tan Yu didn't bother to worry about it anymore.

Her interest turned around, and she suddenly realized: "Hey, you are a fifth-rank, so you can control the flying sword?"

"Of course."

Nanhai Zhenren was puzzled.

He didn't understand why Tan Yu asked himself such a question, could it be that he questioned his ability.

So, in order to prove that I can really control the flying sword, I hurriedly added a few more words: "Well, I often control the flying sword now. The fish I made this time were caught in the South China Sea."

"...!!!"

Tan Yu was shocked.

Well, these fish were not bought at the vegetable market, but caught by the sea? !

Tan Yu has already told the world that she is incompetent.

The modern world of self-cultivation is really too exaggerated.

She really can't stay for another minute, okay?

"So, your hair is because you flew all the way to and from the South China Sea, and the wind blows?"

Tan Yu held his forehead and asked feebly.

In fact, she didn't need to wait for an answer to this question.

Because she already knew the answer to this question.

Sure enough, the Nanhai real person nodded: "Yes. I am driving the flying sword to Nanhai. The wind is a bit strong on the road, and maybe my hair is blown."

Also an honest boy.

Tan Yu changed from holding his forehead to covering his face.

Well, I don't want to discuss these topics any more.

She felt that she could jump straight away.

"Then what, Ah Ling, come and eat."

She thinks it is meaningful to spend time and energy on his wife.

Xiao Ling was also very speechless.

She also didn't want to insert such a low topic.

Then he went up and ate the fish.

This fish...is really delicious.

As a result, the three of them ate in silence for a long, long time.They were all silent.

It looks really delicious.

When they finally finished eating, Nanhai Layman went to clean up the dishes, and then washed the dishes and mopped the floor to do housework.

Tan Yu was embarrassed to see it.

"Then what. Nanhai, don't be like this. We are all monks, and time is very precious. You should go and practice hard. Don't give me...to do this here."

What she wanted to say was actually, "Don't let me be a babysitter here".

But in the end, it was covered up a bit.

Well, she really can't bear to cheat people.

After all, the world of comprehension is cruel.Time should be used wisely.

A dignified thousand-year-old monk would not come to be a nanny every day.

However, Nanhai Zhenren obviously didn't think so.

Instead, he rushed forward: "No, it is my blessing to do this for seniors. I have been cultivating hard for thousands of years, but my progress has been slow. But since I met you, I have made rapid progress. I will even enter the sixth-rank realm soon. Only then In just a few years, it is really too fast. To meet senior is really a blessing that I have cultivated in eight lifetimes! Being able to serve senior is also my blessing."

This quick shot made Tan Yu very complicated.

Nothing feels right.

Well, forget it, forget it.

Tan Yu thinks it's better to concentrate on hugging his wife.

In other words, after eating, it should be bedtime.

"Then what, it's getting late, let's go take a shower."

Tan Yu smiled "hehe", rubbed to Xiao Ling's side, and suggested.

So what, go take a shower with your wife early, that's the business.

However, before Xiao Ling could answer, Master Nanhai had already answered: "Senior, you don't need to take a bath, I have a cleaning talisman."

Sanitizer?

What the hell?

Tan Yu had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Master Nanhai automatically answered this question: "Well, senior, did you forget? You were too lazy to take a bath before, so you urged me to invent it. The cleaning charm, just use one, and you can clean it automatically, without taking a bath at all."

"..."

Tan Yu was completely speechless.

How lazy was the original owner before? !

And how free is this Nanhai real person? !

Xiao Ling looked on indifferently as if watching a play.

Tan Yu couldn't get off the stage, so he had to change the direction to get back to the scene: "Then what, Ah Ling, let's tidy up the room together so we can sleep."

"No. I also have organizers. One can handle everything in the room."

Nanhai real person came out to show his presence again.

Tan Yu was completely speechless about this talisman expert.

Help the forehead for half a day.

I rubbed my face again for a long time.

Finally, he took a deep breath, lowered his hands, and asked the spirit talisman master: "Then what, do you have an automatic sleep talisman?"

Spiritual talisman master Nanhai Zhenren thought for a while, and was a little confused: "I have a talisman that makes people unconscious."

"..."

Tan Yu wiped his face again.

After a long while, he took another deep breath, and with an unbearable attitude, he yelled at the Nanhai real person: "Since there is no talisman to make others think they are sleeping, let me go! I am now! I want to rest with Xiao Ling!"

After speaking, he directly pulled Xiao Ling into the room.

Only Daoist Nanhai was left standing there.

Xiao Ling didn't break free, but just followed Tan Yu into the room.

After entering the room, Tan Yu closed the door, very excited: "A Ling, let's take a bath."

Xiao Ling curled his lips: "Isn't there a cleaning talisman?"

"No, no, we don't need those nonsense things. We are all normal people, so we can take a real bath according to the lifestyle of normal people. How about it?"

Xiao Ling was speechless.

No answer, neither good nor bad.

Tan Yu couldn't wait, and began to shake Xiao Ling's arm: "Do you think it's okay?"

good or not?

Hehe, originally Xiao Ling didn't decide whether it was good or not.

But he was shaken by Tan Yu like this.Enough.

Because Tan Yu is a super seventh rank, he is a real master among the masters!Just shaking it casually like this was enough to make Xiao Ling twitch in pain.

have to.Stop being stubborn with the seniors.

Xiao Ling acknowledged his cowardice very understandingly, and replied with one word: "Okay."

So, Tan Yu happily went to take a bath with Xiao Ling.

However, although Xiao Ling agreed to take a bath with her like a normal person, he absolutely refused to take a mandarin duck bath.

Tan Yu was not in a hurry.Anyway, the other party is already his girlfriend in name, and there will be a long time to come.

Believe me, it will soon be worthy of the name.

After the two of them took a shower, they entered the room and tidied up the room a bit.

Tan Yu was sweating from the heat.

Well, it's a hot day, and it's too hot to make the bed after taking a shower.

Say-

"Why is there no air conditioning in this room?!"

Tan Yu couldn't bear this.

As a modern room, how can it be without air conditioning?

At this moment, Nanhai Zhenren's voice sounded outside the door: "Senior, I have a cooling talisman."

"...!!!"

Tan Yu felt like strangling him to death.

Well, this stuff is really everywhere!

She couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Why are you eavesdropping outside the door?! Do you understand privacy?!"

This Nanhai real person really doesn't understand.

He froze for a moment, and said seriously, "Senior, what's the matter with you? Didn't you ask me to put a clairvoyant talisman on your room? You said that in this way, you can hear the sound of your room clearly at any time. If you are in danger, I will I can also go in and save you in time. Of course, you must be joking. Senior, you are so powerful, why do you need me to save you? However, you really asked me to make this talisman."

Tan Yu was really defeated this time.

lost to the original owner.

That is, the former "self".

How boring is the original owner?

How lacking a sense of privacy?

It's so easy for people to eavesdrop on themselves.

Danger?

Ha ha, sleeping in a room alone, what danger can there be?

What's more, you are not the strongest in China, what danger are you afraid of?

Moreover, even if it is really dangerous, you can't do it with a super seventh rank, and you can't do it with a fifth rank.

Thinking of this, she was completely speechless.

At present, she doesn't want to say anything, she just wants to cover her head and sleep.

And Master Nanhai didn't realize how disgusting he was, instead he continued to ask considerately outside: "Senior, do you want to send the cooling talisman in for you?"

"..."

Tan Yu felt ten thousand and one grass-mud horses trampling past her head.

In the end, he still gave in: "Well, you, send it in."

No way, it's hot.

Well, she has already made up her mind to buy an air conditioner tomorrow.Buy same day outfit!Be sure to arm your own life and not allow anyone else to intervene.

Master Nanhai obviously didn't think so.

After he helped Tan Yu make all the arrangements, he went to sleep happily in the dark cell of the secret room.

Well, he was tired after waiting for Tan Yu for so long.

At the same time, for the safety of the owner, he did not forget to put a "Clairvoyance" talisman on the room.

In fact, the two pairs of talismans, Clairvoyance and Shunfenger, were originally paired.Usually together.

But because of the difference between men and women, and considering that although the other party is a senior, she is a young woman after all, and it is really inconvenient to peep by herself, so he has never really posted the clairvoyance talisman on it.

After all, it is not appropriate to see something bad.

However, tonight was different.

Tonight Tan Yu not only came back by himself, but also brought back Xiao Ling, the daughter of the Penglai layman.

Xiao Ling's niece is so young, and she and Tan Yu are separated by generations, so they must be very polite to each other.If the two of them slept together, they definitely wouldn't really take off their coats.

After all, it was the first time we met, so we should still be wearing the same clothes as visiting guests, right?

So, even if I saw it, it shouldn't matter.

What's more, Xiao Ling's niece has always been the jewel in the palm of the Penglai brothers, and the Penglai brothers beg themselves to pay more attention to this niece every day.Now that I have the opportunity, I naturally want to pay close attention to it.

Thinking of this, Master Nanhai took a peek with peace of mind.

However, what happened next in the room made him almost lose sleep!

Damn, what's going on next is too bad!

Tan Yu and Xiao Ling actually started flirting.

To be precise, it was Tan Yu who flirted with Xiao Ling.

It's so embarrassing.

Is Xiao Ling still a little girl?

Although already 24 years old.But in the eyes of real Nanhai, she is just a little girl.Moreover, he is still a junior, and he is very well protected by the Penglai Layman, so he has not experienced everything in society.Regardless of appearance, heart or seniority, the other party is a child.

Senior Tan Yu actually attacked a junior kid, it's really... too much.

Master Nanhai couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and knocked on Tan Yu's door.

Tan Yu was trying his best to tease Xiao Ling inside.

Yes, by all means.

Helpless, Xiao Ling is too difficult to tease.

That is the beauty of the ten thousand year iceberg, who doesn't speak a lot.

No matter what Tan Yu said, she didn't speak, she just looked at you with cold eyes.

What do you ask, she looks at you with cold eyes.

What do you say, she also looks at you with cold eyes.

In short, no matter what you do, she looks at you with cold eyes.

As if all this had nothing to do with her.

This made Tan Yuping kick the iron plate for the first time in his life.

To be honest, it's not like she hasn't teased Bingshan Xiaoling in other worlds before.

But no matter which world, Xiao Ling is not as cold as this world.

This Xiao Ling is no longer cold.

It's completely ice.

In the end, Tan Yu felt that he was about to be frozen to death by those cold eyes.I was about to give up tonight and continue fighting tomorrow, but suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

It was none other than the real Nanhai.

Tan Yuzheng was irritable. Hearing someone knock at the door, he immediately became unhappy: "Why are you knocking? I'm busy!"

It's because you're busy that I'm knocking.

When you're done, what else can I tell Brother Penglai?

Then it's really too late, okay?

Nanhai Zhenren's persistence once again left Tan Yu speechless.

Well, there is really no way to meet this kind of nanny.

She could only open the door resignedly - anyway, even if she didn't open the door tonight, she would not be able to achieve her goal.

After Real Nanhai entered the room, the first step was to observe the clothes of the two of them.

Seeing that the two of them looked neatly dressed, they calmed down a bit.

Even with that, his tone returned to his previous humility: "Well, senior, I just came in to take a look, do you have anything I can do for you?"

"No need! No need! The only thing needed is that you leave!"

Tan Yu, who tried to tease her, is in a bad mood now.

"Yes."

Real person Nanhai saw that the situation inside was fine, so he also withdrew without saying anything.

Seeing her go out, Tan Yu closed the door again and started flirting.

This time, she locked the door completely.

Unexpectedly, the real person from Nanhai outside had already sent a text message and location to Layman Penglai.

Soon, Lay Penglai arrived in seconds.

Yes, it is seconds.

In almost a second, it came.

It seems that this old man's cultivation has improved again, and his running pace has become faster again.

Of course, it also shows that this old father really cares about his daughter and is still waiting for news about his daughter so late.

After the Penglai layman came in, the first thing he said was to ask Master Nanhai: "How is my daughter?"

"Don't worry, my niece is fine. She was rescued by the senior, and she is not injured at all. Um, no, maybe, maybe, a little internal injury..."

Master Nanhai pondered over his words.

Lay Penglai was a little confused: "What do you mean?!"

He was relieved when he heard the first half of the sentence.But there is still the second half of the sentence behind, which makes him have to worry.

what's the situation?

Something happened to your daughter?

"Is she hurt? Where is it?"

Lay Penglai was in a hurry.

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. Hush, whisper, don't let the seniors hear. I have something to tell you now. Come, come into my little secret room."

As someone who has a small secret room, I feel that I must enter this small secret room to discuss secrets.

Layman Penglai didn't know what was going on, so he obeyed obediently and went to the secret room with Master Nanhai.

When the two were in the secret room, Master Nanhai no longer concealed anything, and directly told the other party everything he had seen and heard.

Lay Penglai was completely dumbfounded.

What's happening?

His daughter was being targeted by...then what?

impossible!

The Penglai layman didn't believe it: "But senior is a woman!"

"What's the matter with the woman? When she gets up, she doesn't feel like a woman at all."

Master Nanhai could clearly hear Tan Yu's teasing words to Xiao Ling.

"But..." Layman Penglai still didn't believe it, "How could my daughter like a woman?"

"Well, there is a saying that I don't know whether to say or not."

Master Nanhai was a little hesitant, but he really wanted to kill him.

"If you have anything to say, just say it..."

Layman Penglai asked him to continue.

He really wanted to know the problem.

"Well, I think the matter may be very simple. Because you have kept people away from men for a long time. People naturally like women."

"..."

These words really make sense.

Layman Penglai was instantly sluggish: "Then what should I do?"

"What else can I do? You are a father, so you make up your mind."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Penglai layman three times in a row, hesitant to speak.

In the end, I could only sit down again dejectedly: "What ideas can I have?"

Although she is a slave to a daughter, but... Cough, sometimes, I'm still a little cowardly.

Then what, after all, he is a senior, and he is superior to himself in all aspects, so if he rushes forward, isn't he courting death?

It's fine if you die.But if he died, who would protect his daughter in the future?

As a daughter slave, you can't disregard her daughter's future happiness just to vent her anger for the time being.

The father of the daughter slave expressed that he was very entangled.

For a long time, still struggling.

After struggling all night, it was already dawn.

This night, the two uncles did not see everything in Tan Yu and Xiao Ling's room.

Because when the two of them were found to be abnormal, Master Nanhai withdrew the talisman.

After all, as a cultivator, even an old monster from a thousand years ago still has basic principles.Peeping is not allowed in a girl's room.

Now that people have already done so, what should come, will come.

Knowing that it was dawn, the Penglai layman came out timidly.

Well, no matter what, what should be faced is still to be faced.

He cowardly met his daughter outside.

Xiao Ling didn't want to see him.

As soon as I saw him, I frowned at Tan Yu: "What's the matter? Didn't you say you won't let him in? Why are you letting him in now?"

Tan Yu is also very wronged.I asked my nanny: "Then what, this...how did this one come here?"

In fact, she wanted to go up to kneel and lick and call "Father-in-law", but since his wife is unhappy, it must be his wife who is important.

The father-in-law set it up, so let's sacrifice it first.

Master Nanhai was also very helpless, so he could only chuckle: "Well, because I was worried about my niece, my brother came here."

This is said lightly.

The key is that this is not your home!

Tan Yu felt that the nanny could be fired directly.

So, she said to the real person: "In this family, A Ling has the final say. In the future, you should ask A Ling for his opinion on what to do. Otherwise, there is no need to stay here any longer."

The real person withered instantly.

Well, what's the situation?Changed owner?