My wife is so vicious

In the past, Tan Yu was the creator of the prehistoric world, and the prehistoric Tianlei naturally listened to her.

But now, she is no longer the creator, and this place is not prehistoric either.

It stands to reason that Tianlei would not listen to her.

But the strange thing is that after being yelled at by her, Tianlei hesitated for a while, and in the end, he really gradually became smaller, and then disappeared.

The Heavenly Tribulation Thunder just disappeared.

——After being pointed at the nose by Tan Yu and saying "Damn you".

This scene, in Xiao Ling's eyes, was naturally very shocking.

You know, this senior can actually order Tianlei!

It is almost impossible.

I heard from my father that even Tan Yulingzun, the most powerful cultivator in all of China, can only use his body to protect the younger generation from thunder.

This is already the highest level.

It can't be better than this.

To be honest, even if it is just to protect the younger generation by body, it is already like a bug.

Because, according to this rule, if there is someone as powerful as Tan Yu in any sect, he can protect the juniors of the sect through catastrophe after calamity, and allow more people to rise to a higher level.For the whole sect, it is simply a cheat.

Now Tan Yu can actually order Tianjielei directly, which is completely against the sky.

Xiao Ling, who witnessed the "defying" behavior, was speechless.

After a long while, Tan Yu got up from Xiao Ling when he saw that there were no thunderstorms around him.

Nima, my waist is so sore!

This was the first time in his life that Tan Yu wanted to get off Xiao Ling's body.Well.

Seeing Tan Yu grinning and beating his waist, Xiao Ling couldn't help asking with concern: "Senior, are you injured?"

senior?

Who are you calling?

call me? !

It took Tan Yu a while to realize that the other party was calling him.Quickly correct it: "No, no, don't call me senior. I'm not your senior. I, I'm with you."

Seniority and so on must not be messed up.

The relationship between myself and my wife cannot become that of a younger generation.

Xiao Ling obviously didn't think so: "Senior was joking. You and I are vastly different in cultivation, so how can we be compared?"

Hey?

Tan Yu was speechless.

what's the situation?

Is this the rhythm of forcing the seniors and juniors?

This will not work!

So, she thought about it, and grinned her teeth with an even more exaggerated expression: "Oh, it's so sore and painful. Look at me, I was struck by lightning twice, and that's what I look like. Actually, it's no different from you. You just Don't call me senior. My name is Tan Yu, you can just call me 'Tan Yu'. Or 'A Yu' or 'Yu Yu'."

Uh.

Xiao Ling didn't know how to respond.

Although she has always been cold and arrogant, she has quite a personality.But that was for my father.

She still respects other seniors.

——She is not stupid, in this cultivation where the strong are respected, she is not low-key when meeting seniors, she might be beaten to death within three days.

cough!

Therefore, Xiao Ling is still willing to respect Tan Yu.

In particular, the other party saved his own life.

However, "respect" seems to include respecting the other party, right?

This is contradictory.

If you respect your predecessors, you should respectfully call them "senior".

But if you really respect the other party's mind, you shouldn't call the other party "senior".

The contradictory Xiao Ling was a little dazed.

Seeing her expression, she probably guessed her worries. Tan Yu blinked and smiled, "You don't have to worry. How about this, let's just talk about our own, just be friends, there is no senior or junior."

"friend?"

Xiao Ling was taken aback.

This was the first time she met such a famous friend.

It's not that Xiu has no friends.Rather, generally friends are between people with similar energy.

For example, Nanhai real person and Penglai layman are both of the same grade.

If the difference is too big, it is difficult to be friends.

Because, in cultivation, there has never been any giving or receiving that should be taken for granted.All efforts should be rewarded; and all gains should be rewarded.

This is the iron law of cultivation.

Therefore, even among friends, they must be evenly matched in order to give gifts to each other.

For example, if you help me once today, I will help you once tomorrow.Today you give me something, tomorrow I will give you something in return.

This kind of giving and rebate needs to be reciprocal.

The level difference is too great, it is simply impossible to complete.

Therefore, Xiao Ling did not have the slightest confidence in his friendship with Tan Yu.

But Tan Yu looked eager: "Hehe, what, fellow Taoist, I think we are very destined. I really want to be your friend, do you want to?"

"..."

Xiao Ling didn't know how to react.

Uh.

Fate or something...

"Okay, okay, fate is the greatest." Tan Yu smiled and took Xiao Ling's hand, "In the future, we will practice together and be a pair of partners on the road of cultivation, okay? Hey? By the way, why is your hair messed up? It's so strange Oh, it's also a bit like the afro hairstyle of the real Nanhai real person in my family. Are you all popular with afro?"

Companion on the road of cultivation... This is the legendary "Taoist Companion", right?

Xiao Ling was feeling that something was wrong, but he heard the other party bring the topic to hairstyle.

Afro?

She was taken aback: "What afro?"

"It's your hairstyle."

Tan Yu smiled and played with Xiao Ling's blown hair.

Xiao Ling thought for a while: "Maybe it was blown out by lightning when he just crossed the tribulation."

"..."

Uh.

Tan Yu withdrew his hand and said nothing.

But after thinking about it, it was wrong: "Then, why is that real person from Nanhai with an afro? He was also struck by lightning? You... ah no, we, us cultivators, will go through a catastrophe every two days and be struck by lightning hack?"

If that's the case, it's too cheating.

Tan Yu was very nervous.

However, Xiao Ling shook his head: "Of course not. As cultivators, we will experience catastrophe only when we ascend to a higher level. Because breaking through the limit is going against the sky, we need to have the power to overcome the same catastrophe before we can enter the next level." A level of realm. Therefore, everyone has experienced a catastrophe and advanced once in many years."

"many years?"

Tan Yu recalled the age of the Nanhai real person at home, and expressed doubts.

"But I think the Nanhai real person is middle-aged. He is in his 40s. Maybe he is less than [-]. He is now a fifth-rank. It means that he has experienced a total of five catastrophes? On average, in ten years or so Want to be chased and struck by lightning once?"

Even ten years is not long.

Being chased by countless thunderbolts once every ten years, isn't that hard enough?

Tan Yu was a little worried.

You know, the reason she can block Xiao Ling's Heavenly Tribulation Thunder now is because Xiao Ling's level is lower than hers, and the corresponding Heavenly Tribulation Thunder is also low-grade.Only then can she protect each other physically.

It would be different if it was replaced by the thunder that struck oneself.

The thought of being struck by so many lightnings made Tan Yu feel...a pain in his back.

Fortunately, Xiao Ling continued to explain: "No. The first rank does not need to be struck by lightning. Only when the first rank enters the second rank will one be struck by lightning."

Well, I always feel that the style of painting is taken away by the other party, why is the speech so strange.

Xiao Ling decided to change the point of refuting the rumors: "And Senior Nanhai is very old. If I remember correctly, he should have lived for more than 1000 years."

"Over 1000 years?!"

Tan Yu's jaw dropped in shock.

Ok.

Sure enough, I still underestimated the cultivators in this modern world.

Xiao Ling expressed surprise at Tan Yu's surprise: "Yes, don't you remember?"

I……

I am not the original owner.

Of course I don't remember.

However, Tan Yu is still very satisfied with Xiao Ling's address.

She no longer refers to herself as "senior", but as "you".It seems that she has already regarded herself as an equal.

That's fine.

As for the others, it doesn't matter anymore.

Tan Yu smiled and said, "Hehe, maybe I'm too old now, so I can't remember clearly."

Since everyone is old, as a cultivator, I should not be too young, right?

However, Xiao Ling was even more surprised: "You are not very old. You are only 26 this year."

"26?!"

Tan Yu thought he heard the split.

However, Xiao Ling's expression told her: That's it.

"Can……"

No matter what Tan Yu thought, he felt that this was unscientific.

"But, what kind of saint, respect, and seventh rank do I have. How can I only be 26?!"

"You're a genius." Xiao Ling didn't feel that there was anything wrong, as if it was a matter of course.

"..."

Hey, is this a matter of course? !

Tan Yu really didn't take this for granted.

The Nanhai real person lived for more than 1000 years before becoming a fifth-rank.But myself, only 26 years old, has already reached the seventh rank.How useless is Nanhai real person!

Wait, Seventh Grade?

Tan Yu suddenly focused on the important point: "Wait, you said I am only 26? I am 26 years old, rank seven, and have been struck by lightning six times. Calculated in this way, I have to be struck by lightning once every four or five years on average!"

Backache.

However, Xiao Ling was even more shocked: "But you are already at the highest rank now. You don't need to be hacked at all. Besides, you are not the seventh rank, you are a higher-level holy seventh rank. Therefore, you should He was hacked seven times in 26 years. On average, he was hacked once every three or four years."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ling still felt that something was wrong.

Why should a good catastrophe be said to be struck by lightning?

Instant force has dropped a lot, okay?

Tan Yu didn't think there was anything wrong with these words.

Because in her opinion, calamity or something like that is to be struck by lightning.

She is most concerned about her level and the number of times she has been struck by lightning.

Tsk tsk, I get struck by lightning every three or four years on average.

How tragic it is to have today's achievements.

Sure enough, if you want to achieve what kind of achievement, you have to suffer what kind of hardship.

Fortunately, I have reached the top level, and I don't need to be hacked anymore.

After figuring out the level and the incident of being hacked, Tan Yu was shocked and relieved at the same time.

In the end, I was relieved.

Anyway, as long as you don't hack yourself, you can say anything.

So, she joyfully took Xiao Ling's hand: "Then you are done with the catastrophe, let's go back."

"Back? Where?"

Xiao Ling was at a loss.

"Go back to my house. We are friends."

Tan Yu smiled.By the way, he rubbed each other's hands.

Xiao Ling frowned.

I always feel that this "senior" in front of me is weird.

Obviously the most powerful senior in China.

But I always feel that my brain is not online.

However, for such a "predecessor", it cannot be offended.

What's more, the other party just saved himself.

"I have no objection to going to your house. But can you promise me not to let my dad come too?"

Xiao Ling looked at Tan Yu and said seriously.

This is her only request.

Naturally, Tan Yu would not object to his wife's appeal.However, she was a little puzzled: "Why don't you want your dad to come?"

After all, that is his father-in-law.

She is still very concerned about her father-in-law—mainly concerned about the relationship between the other party and his wife. If their father-daughter relationship is good, she will kneel and lick her hard, and rush to gain a sense of existence; but if their father-in-law If the female relationship is not good, then I have to stay away from my father-in-law, so as not to be hated by my wife.

Meh, that's how snobby (thick-skinned) you are.

cough.

Xiao Ling didn't know that Tan Yu was looking for this, but when he saw the other party asking, he said directly: "Because my dad is a super daughter slave. It's an exaggeration. Since I was born, he has been around me all day long." Turn, everything is centered on me. The key is, he is still a cultivator, do you know? In addition to paying attention to me like a normal daughter slave, he can also use the super power of a cultivator to monitor my life in various ways. You can understand Every time I go out, do I have to paste countless talismans in my schoolbag? Moreover, the key point is that these talismans are also wrapped in an invisible talisman, so that I can't find them at all. Then, like a normal child, I went to play with other kids..."

The more Xiao Ling talked, the more excited he became.

"Can you imagine? He posted a peeping talisman on me, and monitored everything I did at school and on the way to school. He even knew about distractions in class, gossiping with children, and reading extracurricular books, and then went home to criticize me; I posted a protective talisman, but do you know how powerful a cultivator’s talisman is? As long as I detect that others are aggressive towards me, I will start a counterattack mode-but it’s normal for children to fight and joke with each other What happened, it turned out that his protective talisman bounced back and sent the kid flying away on the spot, and the murder was almost missed. It’s an exaggeration! And the most exaggerated thing is that my dad is super cautious and rejects some male contact Me. Ever since I was a little boy in kindergarten, as long as a man touches me, he will be blown away by his magic talisman... Can you imagine the fear of being dominated? So in the end I couldn't stand it, so I had to learn to cultivate, that is In order to completely resist him one day."

Tan Yu was shocked: "So you learn to cultivate in order to oppose your father?"

Xiao Ling nodded, with an aggrieved expression on his face.

There were even tears in the eyes.

I go!

Father-in-law is a beast!It's so □□ that it made my wife cry!

Tan Yu's heart ached so much that she quickly hugged her into her arms and coaxed her in various ways.

At the same time, he complained about his father-in-law a hundred times.

It's too unbearable to be a slave to a daughter to such an extent!

"My wife is not afraid, I will beat him up for you in the future."

Since his level is already very good, he can definitely beat his father-in-law.Although I have time-traveled, but the grade of my body is still there, I should still have a good chance of winning if I beat my father-in-law.

After hearing this, Xiao Ling froze.

It was obvious that my wife froze.

Tan Yu began to reflect.

Then, he tried to make up: "Well, I... I won't beat him. After all, he is always your father. Well, there is no overnight feud between father and daughter, right?"

She stared closely at Xiao Ling's expression, afraid of leaving a bad impression on him.

Well, father-in-law or something, whether to beat or not depends entirely on the wife.

If the wife says to beat, we will beat to death; if the wife says not to beat, then immediately kneel down.

None of this matters.

Only the most important thing is that the wife is happy.

However, this time, she misinterpreted Xiao Ling again.

Xiao Ling froze, not because of beating her father.

She is very supportive of beating her father.

But the key-

"Why do you call me wife?"

Xiao Ling looked into Tan Yu's eyes and asked.

Tan Yu froze.

Yes, it was Tan Yu's turn to freeze.

Oh, it's off.

Tan Yu is also very helpless about his habit of blurting out.

This mistake is made in almost every world.

I paid so much attention before this time, even if I used my body to protect my wife from the thunder, I just hugged it, because I was afraid of being abrupt.

As a result, he is now bald again.

Xiao Ling kept looking at her, waiting for her answer.

Tan Yu could only... clear her throat, clear her throat again, clear her throat again and again...

Finally, with an apologetic smile: "Then what..."

what?

She still couldn't speak out after all.

Because, say "you are really my wife", it will be very abrupt.

Saying "I'm just talking nonsense" is not reconciled.

This is very tangled.

"You can't be Lala, can you?"

Xiao Ling broke everything with one word.

Tan Yu's apologetic smile spread across his face: "Well, let's talk about Lala, how should I put it... Well, do you hate Lala?"

This is her tentative question.

Ask very roundly.

Xiao Ling's answer was very straightforward: "I don't hate it. Because I am lesbian."