My wife is so vicious

Xiao Ling quickly swiped the phone to check the previous text message.

Sure enough, when she was talking to the scammer at home just now, the old man sent a text message.

Inside, is the name and date of birth of the old man's daughter:

萧凌，生于1997年10月8日，下午三点35分21秒。

"..."

Tan Yu was shocked all over.

Xiao Ling.

If it is not a very special coincidence, I am afraid that the Xiao Ling in front of him is his wife Xiao Ling.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes this time, he saw Xiao Ling.

Although, only in text messages.

But, the world in front of me...is a bit out of control.

This is clearly modern.

But it is clearly not a normal modern age.

what happened?

She was thinking there, the sky's tribulation thunder was still chopping.

And the more chopping the louder.

The loud noise finally woke up the pensive Tan Yu:

Well, now is not the time for wild thinking.If this "daughter" is really Xiao Ling, then she is being hacked right now.I have to hurry to save people!

Tan Yu thought for a while, and hurriedly called to the people in the kitchen: "Who is that, by the way, that real Nanhai, come out!"

As expected, the middle-aged man teleported out of the kitchen like a gust of wind.

"..."

Judging by the speed of this teleportation, I'm afraid it's not a criminal, but a cultivator.

Tan Yu gradually understood.

But I still couldn't help but make sure: "Are you a true practitioner?"

The Nanhai real person was stunned for a moment, not understanding what happened to senior today.But he still replied respectfully: "Yes. I have just entered the fifth stage of cultivation."

fifth product?

Tan Yu usually doesn't like to read comprehension novels, and he really doesn't know what kind of novels are in which.

However, there is no time to figure out that much now.

She went straight to the topic: "Where did that Xiao Ling go through the calamity?"

"Uh, this..."

Master Nanhai was not sure of Tan Yu's intentions.

But still dare not hide.Seriously explain: "Senior Hui Lingzun. This niece of Xiao Ling wears the invisibility charm of the Penglai Layman on her body to prevent stalking. Unless the rank is higher than that of the Penglai Layman, there is no way to calculate the whereabouts of Xiao Ling's niece."

Tan Yu was taken aback.

He seemed to hear something: "So, who is taller than Lay Penglai?"

"Senior Hui Lingzun. At present, in this city, you are the only one who ranks higher than him."

Uh.

"Well, all right. How old is he?"

"It's also a fifth grade."

Nanhai Daoist replied seriously.

"So I'm a sixth grade?"

Listening to these people talking about their seniors, it seems that their rank is not low.

Although she doesn't like to read comprehension novels, she still knows a little bit about the rules of cultivation: the law of the jungle preys on the strong, and the winner is king.

This is similar to the prehistoric world.

It's also easy to understand: After all, whether it's the prehistoric world or cultivating, everyone has power beyond nature.With a high cultivation base, no one can beat them at all.Therefore, there is no legal constraint.Right or wrong, all depends on their respective fists.

Now, she somewhat understood the respect these two people had for her.

After all, in cultivation, as a high-level cultivator, even if he killed the other party, it was no more than crushing an ant.

Tan Yu couldn't help being curious: "So I'm a sixth grade?"

After asking this question, Master Nanhai became even more confused.

What happened to this senior today?

Don't you know her own realm?

However, when the senior asked a question, he dared not not answer.

I answered, but I dare not know everything.

"Senior, you are more than a sixth-rank? You asked this, but you were joking with your subordinates. Who doesn't know that you are the highest rank in China, the seventh-rank Linghuangsheng."

What do you mean?

Why is my grade name so long?

She thought that these grades were all pure numbers.

Now it seems that there is something very different.

As for the highest level in China... Well, it seems that I was born in Rome again.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people are born in Rome.

——As a person who often goes to Rome as soon as he wears it, Tan Yu said that he won by lying down again.

However, this time, it was still a hollow win.No bottom!

Stolen honor is, after all, stolen.

In the past, being the leader of the martial arts alliance and the creator of the world was enough for her.

This time, too.

She wasn't the original owner, and naturally she didn't have the means of the original owner.

He didn't know how to find Xiao Ling.

With a thought in her heart, she looked at Master Nanhai, and saw that the other person was in a state of fear, with lowered eyebrows and bowed his head, standing aside.

Tan Yu coughed lightly, and turned his body: "Well, what you said is not bad, and there is no deception. I will ask you again, how can I track down Xiao Ling?"

The Nanhai real person felt that he was not in a normal state today.

This senior is quite different today from the past.

But thinking of "the venerable is unpredictable", he didn't dare to say more, just asked a sentence and answered: "To return to the senior, all you need to know is Xiao Ling's niece's birth date, hold the tracing talisman in your hand, and then recite it silently in your heart. , we can naturally trace the location of Xiao Ling's niece."

"Well. You're right again."

Tan Yu still half-closed her eyes and straightened her body.

This is what she learned from Laozi Tianzun in the prehistoric world.

That Lao Tzu, just because of his appearance, always makes people feel unfathomable, no matter where he goes, he looks like an outsider.

Sure enough, this is very bluffing.

The respectful look in the eyes of the Nanhai real person became more and more sincere.

Tan Yu strikes while the iron is hot: "Well, do you have any tracking symbols?"

Master Nanhai was even more stunned.

The senior asked me what the tracker was for?

However, since the senior asked, it is natural to answer.

Therefore, Master Nanhai seriously replied: "Of course my subordinates have them."

"Yeah. Give me a few."

Tan Yu began to squeeze his subordinates without any psychological pressure.

Master Nanhai heard this and was very puzzled.

Why did senior ask me for an invisibility talisman?

But since the senior wanted it, he naturally had to give it.

Immediately, he took out all the tracking symbols on his body: "Please accept it, senior."

There are a hundred of them in this bunch.

This is what he just printed in batches with his power.Fresh out of the oven, none of them worked.

Seeing such a thick stack, Tan Yu blinked and murmured, "Well, I don't need so many. Just give me a few."

While her eyes were half closed, she looked tall and dusty, and on the other hand, she was picking and choosing in the hands of the Nanhai real person.

"Well, there are too many. I don't need much of it. It's not easy for you to get it, so just keep some for yourself."

As he said that, he picked out a few of the large stack of tracking symbols... neatly... and put them in the hands of Master Nanhai.

The rest... all rolled into his sleeves.

"..."

Looking at the few tracers left in his hand, Master Nanhai was speechless.

Well, anyway, as long as senior is happy.

The seniors are indeed very happy: well-developed.Such a big pile!

As soon as he came to this world, he made a small fortune, and Tan Yu was in a good mood.

But Xiao Ling's matter cannot be delayed, let's leave it for later to be happy.

"Okay, okay, you go and wait first. I'll do it in the room, so don't come in."

After Tan Yu dismissed Master Nanhai, he quickly walked into the room and began to track down Xiao Ling's whereabouts.

"Yes."

Master Nanhai is very obedient.

He went to the kitchen again and continued cooking.

After Tan Yu closed the door, he began to meditate on Xiao Ling's birth date according to the method Nanhai real person said.

In other words, the horoscope of birth seems to be not the date of birth and the hour, minute, and second, right?

It seems to be converted into a lunar calendar.

Tan Yu looked at the birth time in the text message and scratched her head anxiously.

Then, I thought of a way: check online!

The mobile phone is connected to the Internet anyway, so you can use it casually.

Tan Yu hurriedly opened the webpage on his mobile phone, searching for the conversion between the solar calendar and the lunar calendar, as well as the conversion between modern hours, minutes, seconds, and ancient times.

After a long time, I finally searched.

Then she took out a tracer and meditated.

Sincerely what...

Originally, Tan Yu thought that he might not succeed the first time, so he asked for more talismans.

A total of more than 90 pieces were taken.

Unexpectedly, this use was a one-time success.

Xiao Ling's appearance and address were clearly imprinted in her mind.

"Aling!"

she blurted out.

And the Xiao Ling in her mind was being chased and smashed by the Heavenly Tribulation Thunder.

Seeing Xiao Ling dodging among countless thunderstorms, Tan Yu was anxious: "Don't hurt me, Ah Ling!"

In desperation, she had teleported to where Xiao Ling was.

And Tian Jielei, because of her existence, also became smaller.

"A Ling! I'll protect you!"

Tan Yu rushed forward to protect Xiao Ling under her body.

At this moment, she actually didn't think about anything, she just instinctively wanted to protect her wife.

But with this pounce, she protected Xiao Ling under her body, which actually protected him.

Because, her most instinctive protection caused all those thunders to fall on her.

But, for some reason, those thunders were not painful to her.

Hey?

Tan Yu was taken aback for a moment, and looked around himself, only to see a circle of golden light, which had already protected him.One by one, those thunders were all bounced back by the light.

Well, there is even a self-protection function?

Sure enough, the Seventh Grade or the Holy Emperor's is strong.

Tan Yu finally understood why the old man begged him to take action.

—Well, you can't say "that old man" anymore.That's my future father-in-law.

Cough, I have to be more polite to my father-in-law in the future.

Just thinking about it, the strange number called again.

Still marked as "advertising" by 1 person.

father in law!

While being struck by lightning, Tan Yu quickly picked up the phone like licking a dog: "Hello, father-in-law...ah no, uncle, hello."

The old man was instantly terrified on the phone: "Senior Lingzun is really old. I can't afford it, I can't afford it."

What's wrong with this?

You are my future father-in-law.

Looking at Xiao Ling in his arms, Tan Yu's voice to his father-in-law was even more gentle: "You can afford it, you can afford it. You are a senior I have always admired."

This shocking lick scared the future father-in-law to death in an instant.The phone "clicked" and fell to the ground.

Tan Yu blinked, and heard the strange crashing sound from the phone, a little curious: "Father-in-law...ah no, uncle, what are you doing? Crooked? Uncle, are you still there? Crooked? Uncle? Crooked?"

Her back licking caused the Penglai layman to roll his eyes in fright, and he breathed out directly through the mobile phone.

As a result, Tan Yu kept staring at the phone for a long time, but no one responded.

Meh.

No sound.

Is your father-in-law gone?

Tan Yu hung up the phone.

Continue to surround his wife under his body, and continue to be struck by lightning.

Shit, this thunder actually struck for a day and a night.

Tan Yu was completely speechless: It seems that Tian Jie Lei has not made any progress for so many years.In the past in the prehistoric world, it was to smash people's Zhunti and lead them for five days and five nights.Now, won't it come again?

She remembered that she had clearly educated at the beginning, so that there would be less time for the thunderbolt.

And at that time, Tian Jielei was also very obedient, and with a "click", he sealed the holy seal.

That speed is about the same as the "click" and "click" stamps.

But... that would be a holy seal.

Now it's time to fulfill the catastrophe.

Tan Yu had an ominous premonition: Could it be that the duration of this catastrophe is also special?Don't also split yourself for five days and five nights.

So, she shouted to the sky: "Don't chop anymore! My waist is sore! It's almost done!"

It's really sour.

He kept Xiao Ling under his body all the time, in an awkward posture half lying on his back.

Because it was the first time meeting Xiao Ling in this world, he was afraid that the other party would think that he was frivolous again, so he specially kept a little distance from the other party.

As a result, my back became sore.

After all, this half-lying awkward kneeling position has been maintained for a day and a night.