My wife is so vicious

At this moment, there was a "click" sound of the door opening.

Hey, someone is back?

Sure enough, I only heard the man enter the house skillfully and place things.

Tan Yu felt that he should act a little more this time, so he opened the door and greeted him.

In the living room, I saw an elderly man who was returning from shopping in big and small bags.

There are vegetables.There is meat, as well as various snacks, milk and so on.

At first glance, he is a hardworking and good father!

It's just that this father's hair is messy and blown up.

Meh, so fashionable.

Such a fashionable father must be able to get along well with his daughter, right?

"Dad~"

Tan Yu, who decided to take the initiative, took the initiative completely and went up to him.

Well, such a father must usually get along with his daughter like this.

However, when the man heard Tan Yu call his father, his face immediately changed drastically.

Hey?

What's wrong with swollen?

Before Tan Yu could figure out the situation, the other party suddenly knelt down with a "plop": "This subordinate should die! Please, Senior Lingzun, spare your life!"

"........."

This is, another crazy one?

Tan Yu was dumbfounded.

"Senior" or something, it's really a pain in the ass.

Uncle, don't you look at your age?

If I hadn't looked in the mirror in advance, I'm afraid I would have really thought I was an old woman dressed up!

As for "Lingzun" and so on, "subordinates" and so on, well, I just want to know——such a secondary word, how do you, an uncle, say it without blushing and heartbeat?

"Please, Senior Lingzun, please spare your life! Please, Senior Lingzun, please spare your life!"

Seeing that Tan Yu didn't respond for a long time, the man knocked her down directly.

Tan Yu was speechless.

In particular, that person's head was knocked so loudly that it made her liver hurt.

So, is this a group scam?

Also grouped to the side of the suffering master?

Tan Yu coughed lightly, thinking that he still needed to cooperate, and by the way, he also lied to the other party: "Well, tell me, what do you have to do to me, do you need me to forgive you?"

Hearing this, the man turned even paler.

After thinking about it, I repented earnestly and blamed myself: "This subordinate gave Lingzun's mobile phone number to Penglai Layman without the consent of Lingzun. This subordinate deserves to die! This subordinate deserves death!"

In fact, he didn't mean any harm when he gave his mobile phone number to Lay Penglai.

It is really pitiful to see that Penglai layman worrying about his beloved daughter, and seeing that Lingzun has always had a good temper and will not lose his temper easily, so he agreed to help this favor.

However, since Lingzun is already angry, there is nothing to explain.

All he could do was kneel down and beg for mercy.

Penglai layman?

Gee.

It's kind of like that to get these names.

Tan Yu couldn't help but sneered and joked: "Oh, I know, it's that Penglai layman. The one who called and asked me to take care of her daughter."

Anyway, she can see through people's subconscious movements, and she is not afraid of other people's actions, so she is also a master of art and bold enough to play around with this big man.

The father-level man heard Tan Yu mention it, and knew that the Penglai layman had already found the Lingzun.Come to think of it, Lingzun was angry this time because his private mobile phone number was exposed.

Immediately, he quickly kowtowed again: "Sovereign Ling, please forgive me! It's because the subordinates were confused and leaked the mobile phone number of Venerable Ling."

Seeing him acting more and more realistically, Tan Yu was speechless.

Also a little tired.

Then he waved his hand: "Okay, the deity knows. The deity has forgiven you. You can go down."

When the man heard it, it was as if he had received amnesty.

Quickly kowtowed a few times: "Thank you Lingzun!"

After knocking, I got up——

Put all the yogurt and the like that I bought into the refrigerator, then take the vegetables and meat to the kitchen to cook.

"..."

What the hell?

The cheater is also in charge of cooking? !

Tan Yu was confused by everything in front of him.

This is clearly a good father figure, right?

How could he be a fraudster?

Tan Yu scratched her head, continuing to be messy in the wind.

However, I am in it, and I have to figure it out.

At this moment, the phone rang again.

It's still the mobile phone number marked as "advertising sales" by one person.

Tan Yusheng connected without love.

"Hey, is this Senior Lingzun?"

Familiar taste, familiar recipe.

Tan Yu has given up resistance.

"Yes, it's the deity. What's the matter with you looking for the deity?"

Hmph, antique or something, I can do it myself.

As a writer, and often travel to ancient times, Tan Yu is not afraid of ancient rumors.

Hearing Tan Yu's answer, the other party was very happy and terrified: "Senior Lingzun, my daughter went to your city to practice, but she broke through the barrier and triggered the catastrophe. I implore the senior to lend a helping hand and save my little girl's life!"

Tsk tsk, it smells like that.

Tan Yu praised the screenwriter of the scam gang.

It is not easy to make up such a plot with ups and downs while dragging a group of middle-aged and elderly men to cheat.

However, Tan Yu didn't believe it.

She was ready to tease the other party well, and by the way, she also passed the boredom she had just traveled through: "Well, your daughter has experienced a catastrophe. Then why don't you help yourself?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as this question was asked, the voice of the old man on the phone trembled in an instant, and he looked frightened: "Lingzun, don't take me as a joke. How dare you interfere with the power of the catastrophe when you are going on a small path? Unless you want to be The sky thunder split into ashes."

"..."

So if you are afraid of being struck by lightning, am I not afraid of being struck by lightning?

Your daughter has something to do and you are afraid to reach out, but you let me help. Isn't this a trap for me to be smashed into ashes by the thunder?

——Although this is just a hoax, Tan Yu still wants to give the screenwriter of the scam group who set up this line a cross.

Too much impression points.Doesn't this mean "dead fellows don't die poor ones"?It's easy to attract hatred and favor.

Thanks to myself for praising the screenwriter of the criminal group just now.

Tan Yu silently rated this scam in his heart.

Suddenly, he heard thunder outside.

"Senior Lingzun, the Heavenly Tribulation has started. I beg Senior Lingzun to lend a helping hand! The name and date of birth of the little girl have been sent to you in a text message just now. Have you received it? Please hurry up and save the little girl's life." !"

Short message?

At this time, Tan Yu didn't swipe her phone to find text messages at all, because she was already in a daze.

Because, she saw the sky, covered with dark clouds, thunderstorms billowing, coming from the sky.

One after another, loud bangs resounded through the sky.

Thunder... Calamity? !

As a person who has lived in the prehistoric world for countless years, he is still very familiar with the Heavenly Tribulation Thunder.

That's right, this is - heaven, robbery, and thunder.

There is really a catastrophe!

Tan Yu was speechless now.

"Hello? Hello? Senior Lingzun, are you there?"

On the phone, the old man's voice was very anxious.

Tan Yu hung up the phone in a daze.

Then, stare blankly at the sky.

God damn it.

This is clearly a modern society, but what's wrong?

Short message!

At this time, she remembered the text message the old man said.