my robot boyfriend

"..."

This is really... a completely refusal without thinking.

Decisive, straightforward, and not sloppy at all.

I was a little dazed, as if I had been slapped suddenly by someone.But it was only in a blink of an eye, and he came back to his senses.

Not too sad, but rather fortunate.

Fortunately, he is a real person, at least he didn't think about taking care of my feelings at this moment, and gave me any illusions that I shouldn't have.

After all, if you don't dream of reaching out to touch the sky with a flimsy balloon, you won't fall and fall to pieces.If the colorful bubble is burst from the beginning, it will always be on the ground.

"I didn't let you buy it yourself, so I'll pay for it!"

"Ok, I know."

"Isn't it? Don't even want to send you?"

"I'm really sorry, customer~" Eva interrupted the two of them, "According to the company's regulations, the customer service robot in use and the unopened new model of the same model are sold at the same price, and there is no further discount."

"No discount?" Lu Lin blinked, "Isn't that reasonable? If that's the case, wouldn't he be 100% unsellable?"

"..."

"Since you can buy the same new product at the same price, who would spend the same money to buy an old one?"

……

I really can't sell it.This is true, and I have always been self-aware.

However, immediately after the resolute "I don't want it", it still pierced my heart unexpectedly.

"So, look, Chen Wei~ Apart from you, probably no one will want him! If you don't buy him, he may be sent to the waste station to be burned soon. A kind person like you~ definitely You can't bear to see him burned like that, can you?"

"Hey……"

Chen Wei is probably also wondering why he suddenly entered the rhythm of moral kidnapping.

"You just bought it! It's only 12 yuan, which is super cheap! It's not like you don't have that money, so you can't bear to pay less than half a month's living expenses, right?"

"...Sorry," Chen Wei glanced at me with an unnatural expression, "I have a few words to say to my friend alone, can you wait for us here for a while?"

I nodded.

In fact... His attitude is very clear, and I completely understand it.There will be no misunderstanding.

"What, what are you doing?"

The two disappeared around the corner, and I heard that Lu Lin's back hit the wall.

"Why do you want me to buy him so much?"

Even though they walked so far on purpose, even though Chen Wei tried hard to lower his voice.

But with the hearing of artificial intelligence, it is still completely audible.

I'm also wondering, in this case, should I actually take the initiative to go to a place farther away where I really can't hear them talking.

However, he said again and again that he wanted me to "wait here".

……

"Why do you have any intentions?" Lu Lin's tone was still as casual as ever, "I'm totally thinking of you~ After all, I have rich experience, and I know that if you don't buy him today, you will definitely regret it?"

Chen Wei sighed heavily.

"I... told you before? I just plan to buy one, one! Just buy the only one to go home. I want to live a good life with him! I'm not kidding!"

"I didn't say you bought many of them."

As he said this, Lu Lin let out an undisguised sneer at the same time.It seemed to be laughing at the stupidity of Chen Wei's words just now.

After all, with the current speed of technological innovation, not to mention low-end phones like mine, even high-end phones generally won't last ten years, and they will all be obsolete.

Once outdated, it becomes an old thing that would be embarrassing to take out, and all the love and treasure once received from the owner will also be taken back.

Newer and better robots will appear next to the owner to replace the old things that have been abandoned, and the cycle goes back and forth.

That's how the world works.

……

Chen Wei can say such a thing, I highly doubt that he may have never bought an artificial intelligence robot.

This is easier to explain-those people who have artificial intelligence for the first time, like young teenagers who have fallen in love for the first time, do have many unrealistic fantasies in their hearts.

When they were in "first love", they didn't know that there was no so-called "eternity", no so-called "only", and no so-called "lifetime" in this world.

……

"If you insist on buying one, then buy him."

But no matter whether it is stupid or naive, Chen Wei has already explained the reason for his persistence.But Lu Lin is still looping in the logic of "persuading people to buy", talking endlessly.

"It's so cheap, if you don't buy it, you won't buy it for nothing, and you obviously like him from the moment you saw him, don't you?"

I thought that Chen Wei would say "no" without hesitation this time.

In the flat but firm tone he used when he said "I don't want it", he retorted without thinking.

However, he did not refute.

In the long silence, I was mentally prepared to die at any time.But it seemed as if he saw a flash of fire in the cold ashes, and he couldn't suppress something in his heart that was secretly agitating.

I guess that's not hope.I know I'm hopeless.

I'm just a little curious, a crap like me, now...does anyone really like it?

"But I want a high profile."

……really.

"Are you still being stupid?" Lu Lin "cut" disdainfully, "It's not worth being obsessed with this kind of configuration, okay! Even if it's a top-level configuration now, it will still be outdated in two years. What's the point of wasting so much money?"

"It's different, Lu Lin."

"I really want a 'boyfriend', not as a tool to vent my desires, but as a 'boyfriend' who can be taken seriously for a lifetime."

"So, even if it's not a high-end match, at least it must be unique, right? The bottom line - it must not be mass-produced. I don't want my most important boyfriend to have an identical one in other people's homes."

"..."

"So, he is absolutely not good. Don't bother me and him anymore, huh?"

"Am I messing with him?"

"Persuading me to buy him over and over again like just now, have you ever thought about... Is that customer service robot in the mood?"

"Pfft - still 'mood'? Oh, Chen Wei, you are really enough. It's just artificial intelligence, do you really think he can have any emotions?"

"Since they are all equipped with a complete emotional system, there must be some, right? All artificial intelligences hope to have a master to take them home - isn't that what you told me?"

"I'm right, but I'm just giving you a popular science about their 'program setting'! Speaking of which, don't you write code yourself? Don't you understand the 'program'—although they It looks like a human, but it’s just AI! After all, you have adapted to our era for a while, right? You still can’t change your mind?”

"I'm not arguing with you about whether artificial intelligence has emotions or not," Chen Wei interrupted him, "Anyway, just take it for me and stop talking nonsense in front of him, okay?"

"As for being so entangled! If you love him so much, just buy him! One more is not much!"

"How many times do I have to say the basic concept? Love is exclusive, otherwise it's fake!"

"Exclude other farts! Let me tell you, Chen Wei, the reason why you think this way is because you were too deeply poisoned by thoughts in the era of 'monogamy'! Open your eyes and take a good look at our beauty~ good~ Is the new era okay? Look at who is still your old-fashioned way of thinking now?"

"...Your current society is simply collective vanity, promiscuity and hopelessness, right?!"

"What is 'promiscuous love'? Fraternity is clearly the highest form of love! Every book says 'God loves all people'! Everyone in our age has divinity, okay? Are they all primitive like you?"

"That's enough, that's enough! Different ideas, debate is useless, let's put aside the dispute! Otherwise, it will be endless!"

"Little Chen Wei, you are still too tender."

"...What about shelving the dispute just now?"

"It's to put aside the controversy. I just suddenly thought of a new related question-did you really live until you were 27 before you died? You are already 27, how can you be so naive?"

To be honest, I couldn't understand their conversation from just now.

What is the era of "monogamy", and what does it mean to live until the age of 27 and "die"?

But it's okay, anyway, Chen Wei immediately yelled back.

"Who is naive? A self-reliant, emotionally focused, self-reliant code farmer with a job and a rich second-generation young master who is still swiping his father's card. Who is more naive?!"

Lu Lin didn't take this issue: "But~ You haven't been in a relationship anyway, so it's normal if you don't have experience and don't understand. Listen carefully, my young master will teach you now - you have your 'standard' That’s right. You want to be high-profile and unique, and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

"..."

"But, now that you're 'tempted', why do you care about those rules?"

"Wait, tempted? Who is tempted? Me?"

"Ah."

"I, what kind of 'temptation' is this! I admit that his aesthetics of the shape designer is really good, but you can't just because I looked at him a few more times..."

"NONONO, are you just looking at it a few more times? You have a physical reaction, and I say you're 'attracted' lightly, okay? Don't you know that love at first sight with a physiological reaction is the highest level of love at first sight in the legend!"

……

"It's hard to pillow your thigh, and it's hard to hold you. Don't think that you are covering up so well that I didn't see it! I'm telling you Chen Wei, but whenever you see the other party, you will automatically get sperm on your brain-it means it's over, you know Is it? You just don't know you're finished yet!"

"..."

"What are you talking about about designer aesthetics? If you want to say good-looking, there are so many good-looking people in this world! I also look good-but when you look at me, why don't you have any physical reaction?"

The author has something to say: the main line of the story is to open a store and I will talk nonsense?

Acknowledgement

@biscuit delicious

@to my wife's little mouth