my robot boyfriend

"I know, I know~ With your outdated values, you must say that I have a bad personality, so I will get negative points if I grow up to be a fairy, right? But, the robot has a good personality, right? You are willing to save the bird, anyway~ you too Are you moved by his desperate jump? Are you still dissatisfied?"

"Is there nothing to say? The appearance is the ideal type, and the personality is also the ideal type. How long will it be if you don't marry and go home?"

After a while, Chen Wei's voice reappeared: "But, anyway... the appearance of the robot is artificial, and the personality can be modified later, so to put it bluntly, there is no inevitable difference between any of them, right?"

"Hey, wait, wait, stop! You didn't argue with me every day that artificial intelligence has a character and a soul. But what you said just now is clearly contradicting the theory you have been talking about all day?"

"..."

"So, do you really think that his act of saving the bird just now was an autonomous 'kindness', or a logical 'procedure'?"

After another awkward silence, Chen Wei coughed lightly: "Don't suddenly discuss such a profound issue with me."

"Heh, the ancients hundreds of years ago are really strange. This is already in the era of freedom, isn't it tiring to still be bound by messy rules and regulations?"

"The times have changed, Chen Wei. Everyone is only loyal to their true nature and desires to live. If they can't adapt, it will be a tragedy sooner or later."

"This is the last time I advise you—take it if you like it! There is no point in thinking too much! Hey, let me ask you by the way, you said that you have never been in a relationship until your death. Could it be because you never came out?"

"Don't guess."

"Or maybe there is someone you like, but you have never dared to tell them? You have won, right! You... are really not ordinary misery."

"You know... what do you know!"

"Ok?"

"I, I was not like you are now, I can live so easily and without any scruples... I, I was at that time - you didn't know anything! Why talk nonsense!"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know~ You strange ancient people are full of inner worlds full of shackles."

As the sound approached, I silently took two steps back.

Lu Lin stretched his waist and came out from the dark corner behind, the bright sunlight hit his chestnut-colored hair.

……

During the time they were arguing, Eva and the VIP customer service sister had both left.

After all, Eva is a welcome guest and has to go back to her original post.And the big VIP sister went to the manager on the top floor to hand in Phoenix, saying that it should be possible to trace its owner from the information on the collar.

Like our artificial intelligence, "pets" that cannot survive without humans, it would be great if they can return to their owners safely.

"Okay, let's go! Hey, what about you, don't be in a daze! Robots actually have their own daze attribute? This is the first time I've seen you!"

Lu Lin patted me with a relaxed expression on his face.

Chen Wei walked behind with a serious face, looking full of thoughts.

Don't look at him, let alone me.

***

I secretly searched the customer service information of the entire company again, but still couldn't find any information about Chen Wei.

Lu Lin, on the other hand, is a regular customer and has bought more than 20 high-end robots before and after.The transaction records are also very consistent with the phrase Chen Wei just yelled at him, "The second-generation young master who swiped his father's card" - all of them swiped the cards of the boss of a company with the surname Lu.

Ordinary people update their AI robot companions every two to three years.

It is not uncommon to have two or three partners at the same time.So for an adult, more than 20 units is not an abnormally high purchase volume.

only……

They are obviously friends, one buys and buys non-stop, and the span is extremely large, men and women can take it all, while the other is pure and flawless?

……

Stepping into the company's gate, Chen Wei quickly stood in the center of the display cabinets in the hall.

"What kind of place is this? AN-X is a serious global intelligent robot sales company, right? This, this, this, this is selling..."

Indeed, this layer is not suitable for first-time guests in terms of taste.

Facing the main gate of the viewing platform, there are all "hot sellers".Regardless of the angle or method of display, the accumulated coquettishness and sexuality are indeed a bit too simple and rude to cater to vulgar needs.

Looking at the muscular whip S without underwear, the big-breasted lady in women's clothing, the sexy little wild cat, and the three-point uniform tempting the hairy man in front of him, Chen Wei slowly covered her face.

"It's just, it's just outrageous."

When I heard the first half of his sentence, I thought I was going to criticize——

"This is too...too understanding of the hearts of some perverted customers full of black holes?"

"Little Chen Wei, in our era, there is no such thing as 'abnormal'." Lu Lin raised his eyebrows, "Everything you like is 'normal', only what you can't think of, and there is nothing they can't do."

"Speaking of... the beautiful girl with 'that thing' growing underneath, is she a girl or a boy?"

"What the hell?" Lu Lin smiled YD, "Anyway, 'more ways to play' and 'full organs' are enough? This one is selling well, and I want to buy another one."

"You guys... it's really an era of letting yourself go."

"Hey, do you want to let it fly?"

"Please forgive the code farmer and homeboy hundreds of years ago who were too light to fly."

I listened silently.I always feel that there is some kind of secret code belonging to them in their conversations?

The comprehension ability of artificial intelligence is theoretically very strong. Once there is content that cannot be understood, it can also be searched online in real time.But even with search, it's still not fully understood.

For example... the code farmer nerd hundreds of years ago, who are you talking about?

……

"Hey, Chen Wei, look, look, look!" Passing around the central area, Lu Lin suddenly patted Chen Wei on the shoulder, "Look at that little Zhengtai over there, her eyes are so cute, Bai Liuli! What do you think? Like? Isn’t it great?”

"Okay."

"It's okay? So classics are just 'okay' in your eyes?!"

Under Lu Lin's intense staring, Chen Wei had to shake his head softly, "It looks like a cataract, isn't it so cute, rather scary?"

"White, cataract? Why is Mengdian called cataract by you?! Our aesthetics is really separated by a whole Milky Way!"

"..."

"But this is also good, it won't steal people. In a sense, it can be regarded as the cornerstone of another level of friendship. It's just that I don't understand Chen Wei, you! Men' look, what kind of hobby is that?"

"old?"

"Yeah, old." Lu Lin pointed at me, then turned around and pointed at a classical western high priest with long glazed hair that Chen Wei had just looked at a few more times.

"How old is this? At most 27?"

"You can eat 27 to 20! My upper limit is [-] years old! No, no, no!"

"Lu Lin, do you know that fortunately you live in the 26th century when there are so many little Zhengtai robots." Chen Wei was speechless, "If it was in our era... you would probably be in jail, right?"

Lu Lin sighed sympathetically: "I'm also glad I didn't live in your dark age! Monogamy is actually the mainstream! Why do you want to convict bigamy? Do you want to 'inherit the family'? Sexual orientation is different from ordinary people. Being talked about? It's too imprisoning human nature, how did you all survive?"

……

After walking down the whole floor, Chen Wei's eyes were already very restrained.But when he encounters a type that catches his eye, he still can't help but linger a few more times.

There are too many good-looking and high-end robots in the company.

I almost didn't dare to think about how he would feel when he saw the beautiful scenery all the way down and caught a glimpse of me next to him.

It must be very funny, right?How inexperienced do you think I am not bad?

But Chen Wei seemed to be completely inexperienced.

Along the way, he actually smiled back at all the robots that nodded to him.What's even more frightening is that even when some robots bow to him, he will bow to respond!

The other guests, no matter how attentive and beautiful the robot is smiling at them, usually keep their eyes on the whole time.It's really the first time in my life that I will "greeting" to everyone like this!

"Oh~ Xiao Chen Wei, you are so treacherous!"

While walking around, Lu Lin suddenly stopped, with a look of enlightenment on his face.

"Let me just say, I yelled for two months before, saying that I would never buy a mass-produced machine. Why did you not go directly to the high-end custom counter, but kept wandering around below—— dare you want to make these finished machines cute? Write down all the points, and then learn from everyone's strengths to create an exclusive best?"

Chen Wei nodded: "I checked it before, and doing so does not constitute infringement."

"Great idea! Why don't I try to make one too!"

"Wait a minute, there are fifteen in your family, isn't that enough?"

"The more the better."

……

Chen Wei's preferred skin tone is sexy bronze and sweet chocolate.

The number of seconds the line of sight lingers on purple eyes and silver long hair is also relatively longer than other colors.

In fact, a long time ago, I also had long silver hair and dark green eyes, not worse than purple at all.

never mind.What's the use of thinking about it now?

Low-cost mass-produced pale skin, lifeless black eyes and short hair, with so many scratches and scars on his face and body.When I pass by the reflection of the glass window, I will hurriedly look away.

"Guest...you only consider male bodies?"

I thought, I can't be so self-pitying and not doing things all the time.

I have to help him.

After all, I am a shopping guide, I have to work hard!Now that he has figured out his purchase intention, he has to try his best to help him find all the details of facial features, hair, skin and body that he likes most in the company's entire 45 floors of customer display cabinets!

After all, he did not choose the free high-end customer service big sister, but was willing to let the tattered me continue to accompany him.

With such trust, I can't let him down no matter what.

"In terms of appearance, I prefer mature and elegant or handsome. Basically, muscle meat, hair, bisexual temptation, female face and male body and sex type are excluded?"

I concluded the above interest range entirely based on the analysis of the length of his previous gaze stay.Other guests are very used to this kind of thing, but his face is full of embarrassment of "everything has been seen through".

I don't understand.

Not to mention that his preferences are really super normal.Even if it is different from the general public, even the legendary "super-heavy mouth" and whimsical guests, I have received too many guests.

Even clients who asked for two or three sets of genitals, bisexuality, or even more special body structures have never seen anyone as shy as him.

"I just, want the most common type, just look a little better!"

"No other special requests?"

He shook his head, looking uncomfortable.

Maybe... there are.

But I always feel that no matter how much I ask, he will definitely kill me and stop talking, right?

"Then, most of the better designs that customers like are displayed on the seventh floor. Do you want to go up and have a look?"

The author has something to say: Don't worry, you will definitely take it home within chapter [-]!

……Bar. (Hello!)

After taking it home, start the main line.

In the past few days, my reply to the message is always withdrawn.

Any non-return is purely coincidental.

Acknowledgments @ biscuit delicious