my robot boyfriend

I thought that as a robot suspected of being deranged and saying strange words, I would scare at least one of Chen Wei or Lu Lin.

In fact, only Eva was frightened.

But she is my kind after all.People say that our "personality and feelings are just fake programs", but artificial intelligence can indeed be sympathetic to each other before, and if it is not forced, it will never take the initiative to report similar disorders to each other.

Chen Wei didn't change his expression as if he didn't hear anything.

Lu Lin slowly showed a sly smile, and suddenly stretched out his hand, pulling Chen Wei into his arms.

When the warm fingertips left the palm of my hand, I felt a sense of loss.Chen Wei even put on a disgusted face: "Uh! What are you doing?"

After struggling to get out and not standing still, I was hugged again, let go, and hugged again, and so on.

"Hey, Lu, Lu Lin—what are you doing? Don't make trouble!"

"Pfft! It's amazing."

"what?"

"Look, as soon as I hugged you, he showed a murderous face. As soon as I let go, his eyes immediately recovered. The sentence just now seems not to be a joke, he really likes you!"

"...That, Lu Lin."

"It's super rare, it's amazing! Isn't artificial intelligence only able to 'like' its own master? But you are not his master. Could it be that there are still 'loves' that transcend science, gender and even species in this world? Miracle'?"

"……you listen to me."

"Or is there a short circuit somewhere just now? Or is it that the prophecy of those diehards who raised banners against artificial intelligence as a whole is finally coming true? Robots have begun to cultivate to become fine, and they have self-awareness and are ready to rule human beings in turn?"

"I think what he meant just now should not be literally 'I only want to be touched by people I like'. It's...'I don't want to be touched by people I hate'?"

"..." Lu Lin was stunned.

"Actually... I've wanted to persuade you for a long time, but I've never been ashamed to speak up. Look at you, you just like to smile all day long, with an innocent face and frivolous words, which greatly affects others' treatment of you. The first impression! You should really change this aspect."

"You too." Just after "persuading" Lu Lin with a masked face, Chen Wei immediately turned to me.

"After all, without the backing of the master, is it really okay to show that you hate a certain human being so unabashedly?"

"..."

"Fortunately, Lu Lin is not a fussy person. Otherwise, if you are complained, it will be bad, right? You have to learn to protect yourself! Look at you, just now, I know you really want to save that bird, but you What should I do if something goes wrong? In short, you have to think more about yourself when you do things in the future, huh?"

"Little Chen Wei," Lu Lin said with a look of pain on his face, "You clearly promised me that I would stop reading and preaching, why did you start chanting scriptures again?"

"I'm not preaching, I'm—"

"Isn't preaching what is it?! A typical grandma preaching in Sui Sui Nian style! Well, don't you think so? Did he just go on and on endlessly?"

I shook my head blankly.On the contrary, I am quite willing to listen to his more instructions and talk about me a few more words.

It's warm to be cared for, isn't it?

"Look! Look!"

Lu Lin rolled his eyes at the sky, and hit Chen Wei's back again with a "slap".

"You are completely towards him, and he is completely towards you. Okay, you two will deal with me together!"

I always feel that the force with which he shoots people casually is the posture that he intends to shoot people to death at any time.Anyway, Chen Wei looks fast

I'm going to vomit blood.

"Forget it, it's pretty good, isn't it?"

"You like him, and he likes you. The two of you fell in love with each other at first sight before entering the door. This should be the fate in the legend, right? All right, although it's difficult, I agree that you two are together."

"..." I couldn't digest the meaning of the above paragraph at all, and I was hit violently on the back.

He staggered two steps, nose to nose with Chen Wei across his mirror.

Mutual... love at first sight?

I thought my head was pretty much full of jumping clowns, spirals, clockworks, and shiny pogo balls.

I didn't expect that someone would be more imaginative and unconscionable than my realm.

"Don't worry, don't worry, it doesn't matter if it's broken, it doesn't matter if it's broken, or it doesn't matter if it's a disordered program or a psychopath, as long as Chen Wei likes you, no matter how heavy the taste, as your relatives and friends, I will support you till the end with tears in my eyes!"

"No, Lu Lin, you misunderstood..." Chen Weiwei stretched out his hand and shook Lu Lin, which had no effect at all.

"I'm telling the truth! Why are you still shy about such a happy event? Go get it home and register for marriage! Xiao Chen Wei, what's your expression? Don't be too arrogant at a time like this!"

Chen Wei's expression at this moment was clearly capitalized "Speechless".

Inexplicably, it was said that it was love at first sight, and it was endless.Which normal person would fall in love with a tattered mass-produced cheap robot at first sight?

If I were him, I would be speechless.

But Lu Lin obviously lacked the basic ability to observe words and expressions, and suddenly approached his handsome face with roses, looking serious and popular.

"Baby Chen Wei~ Let me tell you seriously, this is your first time buying a robot today, so it's normal to have no experience. In fact, when buying this thing, you always hear people say that you want to buy a high-end or private customization from a big manufacturer— —Those are nothing but floating clouds!"

"Buying a robot is all about buying 'eyes' and 'feelings'!"

"No matter how good the configuration is, no matter how cost-effective it is, it's not as important as feeling good about yourself. It's rare that you call this thing, and he happens to say he likes you. Isn't this a fate made in heaven? Don't fight against 'fate'! "

"..."

"Anyway, something like him won't cost you much, so it's fine as a gift from you all come home. Isn't it Miss? He shouldn't be expensive, right?"

Eva nodded immediately: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive! The current price of the 69-JAN16-XH model H01 is 12 yuan."

"Ten, 12? Really, is it so cheap?!"

...it's really cheap.

Even many robots on the second-hand market are not so cheap.

But there is no way, who makes thousands of good-looking and easy-to-use models on the market.For outdated products, the only way to go is to cut prices without a bottom line.

"Because this product will be off the shelves at the end of this month, and it's currently being sold out. It's really cost-effective to buy now, but it's just—"

Eva changed the subject, but she still had a smile on her face, and her sales skills were fully utilized.

"Although the price is very affordable, what about technology products? It's usually 'buy new rather than old', customer?"

"If you just like the 'shape' of 16-JAN01-XH, customers can also go to the private customization area for 'shape copy'. With today's most high-end hardware, the color of hair and eyes can also be changed at will. Today, private custom manufacturers are just doing activities, and the promotion is the biggest in the year!"

I'm really...

I really admire Eva as an "employee" and her dedication to the company's performance.

Private orders start at tens of millions, and the net profit of a single order is also tens of millions.Of course, compared to selling me who is not worth a fraction of others, the profit is so high that I don't know where to go.

I'm not stupid.Even Eva could tell that Chen Wei liked my "face", how could I not notice it at all?

……

The way he looked at me always had a bright brilliance as if he was appreciating something extremely beautiful.

At first, I thought that I must have thought too much, after all, it was such a tattered and mass-produced appearance.

But that's not my illusion, he really seems to like my face.

Until Eva cleverly proposed that he could go to a high-end custom counter, copy my face, match it with high-quality skin made of new materials and other high-end configurations, and create an exclusive robot that is much better than mine.

There won't be as many blemishes and bruises as I have, much less messy coding issues.

……

Chen Wei seemed to be lost in thought because of Eva's words.

Lu Lin continued to ask: "Hey, if his brand new phone only sells for 12 yuan, then he himself...should be cheaper?"

"What does the guest mean?"

"Look, hasn't he been used by the company as a shopping guide? This is considered a second-hand product that has been unpacked, right? And it was dropped just now. There are so many scratches on his face and hands, so it must be considered depreciation, right? So, can [-] be won? If so, I'll pay and take him away!"

"This……"

Chen Wei frowned in confusion: "Lu Lin, what do you want to do? Didn't you just say that he stared at you?"

"Oh, he's really not my type, but you like it anyway, don't you, I'll buy it for you~"

"..."

"It just so happens that I haven't given you your birthday present this year, so I'll buy it for you to make up for it! Let me tell you first, I'll buy it for you for [-] yuan. I don't have any more. Since my father suspended my credit Quota, now I can't get rid of the pot every day~"

"No, I don't want it." Chen Wei said.

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