my robot boyfriend

A gold medal VIP shopping guide and free customer service like me are completely different things.

The price will not be less than 500 million at least, and all of them are the latest explosive models. Generally, they are only responsible for corporate customers with deep pockets or financial owners with large transaction records.

This big sister, I remember it is a new model that just hit the shelves last week.Although it is also a mass-produced product, it has an ultra-high-end configuration whose price is directly comparable to private customization.

It is said that this kind of machine... can sing, dance, attack and fight quickly, and has eighteen kinds of martial arts. It is not so advanced compared to me, a low-end product that can only do housework.

Here she is, obviously there is nothing wrong with a low-end machine like mine here.

...It's a pity.

Originally, I thought I could use the opportunity of work to have a few more words with that person named Chen Wei.

never mind.It's time to get used to things like this.

"That's right, thank you for your thoughtful service." Chen smiled, "However, I still hope that the original shopping guide can continue to receive us. Lu Lin, do you have any objection?"

"I prefer pretty big sisters."

"..."

"No, of course I listen to you. I have no objection!" The rose-faced man said with a "V" mouth.

It's not just me, even Eva has never seen this kind of high-end customers who are given free and don't want to take advantage of it, but insist on using a shabby customer like me.

"Well, of course everything is decided according to the customer's wishes~ But, is it really okay to be disheveled like H69?"

"What's wrong? Isn't that nice?"

The soil and grass leaves on his body were slapped and fell off with a snap.Before I could react, the broken monocular hanging on my cheek was also gently pulled down.

"..."

Taking off his glasses, Chen Wei looked at my face and frowned slightly.

I just remembered that there is actually a big scratch on the corner of my eye, triangular, rust-colored, very ugly.

It's just that it is usually covered by the handle of the mirror and the scattered hair on the cheek, but now that the glasses are gone, it can be seen at a glance.

……

With a "bang", the rose-faced man named Lu Lin stretched out his hand and patted Chen Wei hard from behind.

The strength is so great that it is staggering.

"Hey, I can't bear to look at you anymore. As for staring at a face so intently that your eyes are straight? Do you really like him so much? Now, since you like him so much, why are you being polite? Why don't you just buy it?" !Come, come, check the goods first, check the goods first!"

Chinese, Italian?Who do you like?

me?

Wait, what is this person talking about?Why can't I understand?

Before he could react, Chen Wei's wrist was grabbed by Lu Lin, simply and rudely - directly pressing on my chest vigorously.

On Chen Wei's face, there were clearly some signs of struggle and resistance.

But, isn't it resisting?Why is the finger... Did he pinch me just now?He just squeezed my chest a little bit, right?

"…………"

illusion?

No!Not an illusion!His fingers moved again!It was indeed like pinching a steamed bun, and pinched my chest muscles several times!

"Good Q, good bomb..."

The wind is too loud!He didn't say anything, so I must have misheard too!

"Ah, the customer likes the H69?"

Eva is so smart, she immediately understood and clapped her hands.

"H69 is the 16-JAN01-XH model launched by Xingheshe at the beginning of last year. It is currently on sale on the fifth floor of the basement. There are not many units left. Buying it now will not only enjoy a super value discount, but also give you an indescribable costume item A big gift package'..."

"Indescribable gift bag? What is that?"

Don't, don't ask!

Eva, don't tell them!Ah—don't hold their hands!

"The brochure of the big gift package, Eva has just sent it to the chip in the guest's brain through 'fingerprint transmission', please check it by yourself."

……

……

The content of the big gift bag is more than "undescribable"?

Because my model is not easy to sell, the manufacturer came up with a bad idea.I got a set of matching gift bags that are not suitable for children, such as cloth and leather clothes, various "props" with strange uses, cat ears, tails, bells, punctures... Heh, "indescribable" in the true sense.

"I said, Chen Wei, calm down! Calm down!"

Lu Lin couldn't bear to look directly at her face: "Are you okay? You can't even stand still. Did you suffer from kidney deficiency recently? Are you here to buy a boyfriend today, or are you just here for shopping when you are dissatisfied?" shop? If you're really that horny, I know a place nearby..."

I can basically confirm now that the two of them should not be lovers.

Looking at this communication mode, most of them are undoubtedly bad friends?

What a pity, they look so good together...

This statement is so hypocritical, I take it back.

……

"It's okay, guest, if you like our 'undescribable gift package', I will help you get a set now, and take H69 to the 'special room' for trial, it's no problem!"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Chen Wei suddenly choked on saliva, and couldn't help frowning for a long time.

Special room, commonly known as "little black room".

There are many rooms on each floor in the AN-X building.

As long as guests pick out their favorite robot, they can directly pull it to the small black room for a "trial". It doesn't matter how you want to use it, it doesn't matter what props you want to use, and it doesn't matter how long you want to use it.

Of course, because the trial behavior affects the "secondary sales" in an absolute sense, if there is no quality problem, you must buy it.

I kind of hoped that he would go to the "Little Black Room" to try me out.

Because in that case, he has the responsibility to take me home.

……

"That's... no need. Cough, cough, thank you for your kindness."

However, any customer in his right mind would certainly not be willing to try such a boring cheap product like mine.

I am not very lost.Because I always feel that the way Chen Wei choked on his saliva just now, and the shameless face of asking the heavens for Eva's proposal, are very vivid and interesting.

"No need? You obviously want to try it, don't you?"

His rosy-faced friend folded his arms and smiled unscrupulously: "Just go~ I'll wait for you outside, don't worry, play as long as you like!"

"...Lu Lin, that's enough. Let's go into the store, it will be dark soon!"

"Why are you in a hurry? AN-X is open until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, isn't it? Just go quickly~ I'm really not in a hurry! Oh, but, he has weird eyes. For your personal safety, I'll check first Check to see if it's broken..."

The slender fingers suddenly reached out to my ear.

I dodged, pressed down on the cold, swaying crystal under my left ear, and looked at him defensively.

"What's the situation?" Lu Lin was taken aback, then turned to Eva with a "WTF" face.

……

Covered by me is a green pendant that is always dazzling in the sun.

It is a pendant that all artificial intelligences in this era must wear and are not allowed to take off.Known as "crystal".

The specially fired colored glazes store the exclusive information of the artificial intelligence robot, which is an independent individual information identification device for each machine, which is somewhat similar to the barcode of the product.

For a robot with an owner, the "crystal" information is encrypted and only the owner can read it.And for a public service robot like me without an owner, anyone can read my setting information by touching my "crystal" and view all my past memory data.

Fortunately, for a customer service robot like me who is engaged in tedious work day after day, no boring customer has ever thought of touching my "crystal".

Fortunately not.

If it is found that an ordinary low-end machine can remember so many memories that should have been annihilated long ago, it will probably cause panic, right?It must be pulled away for destruction soon.

……

"Isn't his Crystal public information? It stands to reason that I have permission to view it?"

"Generally yes." Eva frowned.

"Then why did he avoid me just now?"

"..."

"Could it be... this is still a 'boy student with a story'?"

Chen Wei murmured this sentence to himself in a very small voice.

He underestimated the listening skills of artificial intelligence.And I underestimated how much I wanted to please him.

By the time he reacted, the man had obediently stood in front of him and bowed his head, with an appearance of "touching it for you, touching it casually".

What is abnormal, what is destroyed, all forgotten for a while.

"..."

Of course, Chen Wei did not expect to inquire about the memory area.

Just closed my eyes and touched the crystal, and took a quick look at my system information.

Unlike those guests who only care about the cost performance of hardware facilities - what he looks at is the most complicated core setting area that laymen are unlikely to see.

"This built-in code...so messy!"

After watching for a while, he frowned in confusion.

Whether the coding is messy or not, I actually don't understand.Maybe it's because of the messy built-in programs and coding that I'm always different from other artificial intelligence robots, weird and cranky?

"I really didn't mean to find fault, but did the engineer of this internal program really go to school systematically? It can't be an amateur to make trouble!"

"It's nothing more than redundant and confusing. It's not ordinary willfulness to be able to make up the password so completely that it doesn't care about the basic writing rules and accuracy, and use as many as six languages ​​to show off its skills randomly! After that, others will patch it. It’s not easy to fight, and it’s too unprofessional to do so, right?”

I think, since he didn't even finish the sentence just now, it was just because he wanted to consider my feelings——

This sentence should not express any contempt for me.

He's just belittling me as a code designer.

But I still can't help but feel a little sad because of the inner me that is looked down upon by him.

"What's the situation? He can touch it, but I can't?"

Hearing Lu Lin's complaint, Eva immediately winked at me: "How could it be! Nothing! H69! You must never be rude to guests!"

"Feel sorry."

I apologized, but raised my right hand to cover the crystal under my ear, forgot that Chen Wei's hand was still there, and held his hand together.

He was a little surprised and didn't pull it back, his fingertips were very warm.

At that moment, under the most dazzling sunlight of the whole afternoon, he kept a habitual smile at the corner of his mouth, and just looked at me with a little bit of confusion. In the clear and clean temperament, he suddenly revealed Infinitely innocent sexy.

At that moment, I suddenly had the urge to make a mistake no matter what.

"I just want to touch the person I like, and I hope the guests can understand."

……

A moment of impulsiveness can lead to disastrous consequences, but I have no regrets at all.

Of course, if such a somewhat ambiguous sentence is uttered from the mouth of an ordinary human being, it may at most cause a little trouble to others.

But I am an artificial intelligence, so the meaning of the whole sentence is turned upside down.

Because, according to the design principle, it is absolutely impossible for artificial intelligence to "like" people other than its master.

The "love system" can only be activated after being purchased and registered online, and it is only valid for the owner.

If you can "like" someone without even activating the system, in the eyes of humans, this is not just a problem of program disorder-it is simply some kind of scary and weird situation?

Even so, I said that anyway.

Anyway, if I didn't make it that time, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to make it in the future.

The author has something to say: a sudden mouthful of glass slag.

Acknowledgement

@lingshaluo

@Into the big wet and tight chrysanthemum