my robot boyfriend

So, that's not jealousy.Internet interpretation can only be used as a reference, not as true.

Is it just pure "envy"?

Comforting myself like this, a big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground—Although artificial intelligence is not qualified to be jealous of anyone, envy is not impossible.

It's a normal emotion to envy human beings, after all, it's great to be human.

You can have a real body temperature and a free soul.You can be willful and extravagant, you can be cruel and indifferent, you can even be deviant, live only for yourself, and have hopes and dreams without restraint.

You can even smile without any scruples and stretch out your hands to the person you want to hug.

Instead of not even daring to get closer, it would feel like a thief to take a second look.

……

Thinking in such a trance, his eyes glanced at the rose man inadvertently, but his eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed at me like a ghost: "I'll go...Chen Wei, he, he stared at me!"

"..."

"He just glared at me! His eyes, his eyes just now are terrifying!"

I don't have it...

The man beside him turned his head and looked at me thoughtfully with his pair of clear gray eyes.I was so stared at by him that I panicked, but I didn't know whether I should open my mouth to explain.

"He really stared at me just now! Chen Wei, you, you, you, you didn't see it just now, his eyes are like murderers! It's broken——this machine has definitely been broken!"

Chen Wei laughed twice, with a mature hoarse voice that didn't match his age: "You read it wrong."

"You forget your friends when you see sex, you boy! Do you actually believe him or not?"

But I really didn't stare at him.

Because under such circumstances, human beings tend to trust their own kind. I am very grateful that Chen Wei is willing to believe in me.Just thinking about it, he heard him ask again: "The fourth floor is so high, are you sure you didn't get injured? Can you walk by yourself?"

"Yes." I nodded hurriedly.

"..."

There seemed to be a subtle embarrassment in his expression, but it was more narrow-minded, looking at me with a smile.

I followed his eyes and looked down, only to see that he was stretching out a hand with the palm facing me.

When you asked me "Can you walk by yourself" just now, it was obvious that you planned to come and lead me.

………………

When I said "yes", I didn't see him stretching out his hand at all.

Regret it now, but he put his hands back with a regretful expression of "you have missed the opportunity", turned around and walked forward!

"..."

So what am I doing?

Such a great opportunity!Why am I so stupid?

No, no, there must be some way to remedy it... Wait a minute, the grass in front of him seems to have just been watered, right?

Chance--

A few steps followed closely, and the moment he stepped into the mud and his body swayed, he supported him firmly from behind.

It can't be said that it is simply "supporting".

It should be considered... I lifted his whole body off the ground, about two centimeters from the ground?

He was tall and well-built, so he wasn't too light.But after all, the strength of robots is much greater than that of humans, and I am especially not very good at controlling them, so it turned out to be like this.

"..." He seemed to be very puzzled by this situation, and he might also be a little speechless. He turned his head calmly and gave me a look without changing his face.

I hastily withdrew some strength from my hands, praying to myself not to hurt him.

Across the muddy pool, after he was put down by me, he stared at me with a strange expression.

Very... weird.

The corner of the mouth seemed to be twitching slightly, as if he couldn't hold back a trace of a rising smile, and tried to hold it back.

What's so funny?It's not like... Are you laughing at me?

……

Like my series of cheap mass-produced goods, the common factory clothes are all black suits and white gloves, together with the cyclopeus hanging on the right eye, a typical "young master's butler" theme robot.

And the cyclopeus hanging on my right eye, because of the impact just now, the lens has already been shattered, and the fragments even scratched my cheek.

The sleeves that had been hanging on the bushes were torn in a mess, and the white shirt was turned out from the tear, stained with grass and dirt.

Maybe it's funny that the whole person looks so tattered.

"……pain."

What, what's going on?

This person named Chen Wei... obviously looks like a serious and cautious person.It's fine if I didn't see the grass sprinkled just now, how come it's in broad daylight, and after two steps, it directly hits a thorny bush?

Does this person walk without looking at the road?

The rosy-faced young man outside the green space bent over with a sympathetic "pooh-" smile.

And as an artificial intelligence that takes serving human beings as its own responsibility, of course I hurried up and carried this troubled human being up.

No, it's not called carrying.

The carrying action may still be too rough for such a handsome young man.

So what's it called - er, princess hugs?

But the other party is not a princess after all.A big man was suddenly hugged by me without saying hello, tilted his head, and stared at me the whole time through the narrow glasses under the black-rimmed glasses, his expression was only weirder than before.

Although his expression looked relaxed, his body was completely tense, especially his legs were tightly clamped, and he did not move at all.

【that is because!Who told you to be so -- when you suddenly touched me at that time, my whole back was so stiff that I couldn't stand still, and then you came to hug me?It's hard right away!What do you want me to do?I am also desperate! 】

Much later, the truth of the matter surfaced in a small chat.

But I really don't believe it.

Because, not to mention anything else, let’s just say that he hugged me to sleep every day, but he was able to maintain the concentration of not doing anything.

[After all, after all, I am also a code farmer who has not had sex for 27 years!I can bear the seductive eyes, the slight touches, the direct contact with a large area-you are honest, did you plan to take me down at that time? 】

...who would be so scheming.

At that time, I really only felt that when he was hugged by someone, he would be as stiff as a mummy, as if he was afraid of me or that I would fall or something, and his expression was stupid.

I have never seen such a human being, and I think it is a bit exciting.

I even wanted to hold him like this all the time, and didn't want to let go.

"I said, can we restrain ourselves a little bit from this undisguised act of viewing adultery?"

"..." Putting the person down by the glass wall of the company building, I almost didn't get scared by Rose's face's sudden words,

I looked over anxiously, but saw that his eyes were full of jokes, but the object he was looking at was not me.

"Huh? Little Chen Wei? After a long time, do you like this type?"

"The taste is so strange, this tightly buttoned suit, this goofy monocular, and this face—isn't this the typical appearance of a perverted elite man with a sanctimonious appearance but a dark and twisted interior? Neither young It's not tender, you can stare at it for so long, you're really so hungry?"

A perverted elite man with a sanctimonious appearance but a dark and twisted interior?

Yes, are you talking about me?

A little bit shy.

I really didn't pay much attention to the appearance of this mass-produced cheap body before.

But he said so... subconsciously looking at the shadow reflected by the gray glass wall of the company.

really……

It seems to be a bit like what he said?

"Huh? Don't you think Chen Wei? With his type of appearance, how do you think he looks like a neurotic, refined scum villain!"

"...Lu Lin."

"Look at that look! It feels like if you hold a knife with him, he will be able to slaughter the city immediately. Wait, maybe it's not because of looks, but because of temperament? But if it's about temperament, it's even more troublesome! "

"Lu Lin, be polite."

"polite?"

"Yes, polite! They are—"

Chen Wei didn't continue talking about the latter words.

But individuals can generally make up the context - artificial intelligence has ears anyway, can people hear it well?Is it really okay to say that people are crazy or something in front of others?

Of course, it turns out that not all human beings are like him, and even when they say a word, they will consider whether they have the delicate feelings of offending the robot.

"But I'm telling the truth."

For example, his rosy-faced friend named Lu Lin kept his face completely indifferent and continued to fire as if no one else was around.

Of course, according to my experience, not treating us as human beings at all is the height that ordinary human beings should have.

"Hey……"

"No, Chen Wei, he looks so dangerous, do you really not think he is dangerous at all? Do you naturally like perverts? Damn it! He stared at me again! Chen Wei, look at him and stared at me again!"

I really just gave him a normal look.

Why does he always think I'm staring at him?

Could it be... Could it be that I really stared at it subconsciously?

"I can't blame him. If I were him, I would probably stare at you." Chen Wei patted him on the shoulder with a sympathetic expression.

"Look! Look! Seeing a model of sex and oblivious friends! This is turning your elbows out? What do I want you for!"

……

"Guests~ It's windy down here, why don't you go back to the platform with Eva first?"

As the welcome robot, the blonde beauty Eva is responsible for smoothly handing over the customers to the shopping guide—that is, me.

It's just that at this moment, from the freight elevator behind her, another majestic elder sister stepped out of the high-heeled Queen's belt, opened her long bronze legs, and looked at this side with a smile on her face.

"By the way, let me introduce you," Eva smiled, her golden eyelashes fluttering one by one, "Because the accident just now caused shock to the guests, the company specially gave the two of you a free upgrade to the gold medal VIP shopping guide as compensation."

The author has something to say: I went to see Beauty and the Beast and came back late.

The heart of an old girl...

Acknowledgments @去大大湿满两的chrysanthemum