All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

That night, as soon as Guan Yi left the school gate, he saw Lindsay leaning against the car.The black-painted motorcycle body reflects the light of street lamps, and the chrome-plated parts are shiny.The weather has been a bit cold recently, Lindsay stopped wearing short sleeves, and put on a Yokosuka jacket with tropical plants and tigers embroidered on it. It looked quite unfriendly, and the students entering and leaving the gate couldn't help but look back.

When Lindsay hung up the phone, he caught a glimpse of someone standing behind him out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head and smiled, but found that it was not Guan Yi, but a strange boy carrying a musical instrument case.The boy was looking at Lindsay and smiling slightly.Lindsay smiled too.The boy didn't leave for a long time, Lindsay thought to himself: Did he treat me as a delivery man?

The boy came up, and Lindsay was about to declare that he was not delivering food, when he saw him smile at him again and asked if he was waiting for someone.Lindsay chatted with him patiently, and felt more and more that something was wrong. The other party seemed to be giving him all the time.Lindsay finally realized what was wrong: Isn't this the way straight men pick up girls!It turned out that this brother picked him up.

Lindsay has always been a bit powerless with gay guys, and it gave him a headache to deal with.The other party has already started to ask Lindsay for contact information, but Lindsay refused, but the other party did not give up.Lindsay was about to say more when he suddenly saw Guan Yi, as if a savior had fallen from the sky, and waved to him.In the blink of an eye, Lindsay has found the best solution: use the vixen to defeat the vixen.

Facts have proved that Lindsay's method is very good. The little fox is not as good as Guan Yi, the big fox, and finally returns in a sad state.Guan Yi put his arms around his booty and kissed him a couple of times.

Back home, Guan Yi noticed the big bag on the sofa, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a furry mink hood.Guan Yi asked curiously, "Where did you come from?"

Lindsay looked down at the phone and said, "Ah Fei gave it to you. He went home a while ago. He is from the north, and his family is in the fur business." Then he said, "There is also a scarf inside, which A Fei gave you."

Sure enough, Guan Yi took out another fine wool scarf from inside. "Thank him for me." Guan Yi said, "It's a pity that this is not the north, so we can't use it in winter."

"Go to his house to play when you have time in winter."

Guan Yi untied the ear protectors of the hat, held it in his hand, looked left and right, walked over and put it on Lindsay's head.The earmuffs flew to both sides, like two big ears, Guan Yi couldn't help touching them, patted Lindsay's head through the hat, and said, "Good dog."

Lindsay shot him a slanted glance: "Childish ghost."

Lindsay had just received a lot of messages from Ah Fei, and also saw the familiar game interface.A Fei said that during the time he was away, Qin Xingxiao and his classmates went to the comic exhibition, and were taken to play games together. Now they don't go out for a ride with A Fei at night, and just play games in the dormitory.

Ah Fei was heartbroken: "The online world is dangerous! What should I do if I am deceived by someone with bad intentions?"

So A Fei also created an account himself, planning to get Qin Xingxiao to Lindsay's server and let acquaintances play with him.Coincidentally, Qin Xingxiao happened to be in red clothes.Lindsay and the two of them became friends, and took the two of them to brush a few small copies.A Fei chattered, for a while, he talked about the plot of the game, for a while, he talked about the silly X he met at work today, and for a while, he chatted about the gossip in their motorcycle friend group, and asked if the novice in the Lindsay group who liked Lindsay's car had a relationship with him. Lindsay contacted him, he has connections if buying a car.

Ever since A Fei chatted with her, Lindsay has been online more frequently.That night, after Lindsay finished typing the dungeon, he turned around and saw Guan Yi sitting on the sofa looking at him.A gust of wind passed through the living room, blowing the lights in Guan Yi's eyes to ripple like stars.Lindsay couldn't help but squeezed to sit next to Guan Yi, and kissed him: "What's the matter, baby?"

Guan Yi said it was nothing, Lindsay whispered some nonsense words in his ear, and at the same time slowly pushed him down on the sofa and asked, "Are you bored?"

Guan Yi said no, maybe it was because the weather was cold and it was always raining, which annoyed him.Lindsay comforted him for a while, and said, "I'll buy you a new number. I have nothing to do to pass the time at night."

Guan Yi asked, "Aren't you going to save money to buy a new helmet?"

"There's no rush for the helmet." Lindsay began to unbutton his jacket, "You are at the front."

"I don't dare to be in front." Guan Yi said with a smile, "The car is your main house, and I'm just a little wife."

Lindsay kissed him on the face for a while, and said: "The little wife is the most favored."

Guan Yi gently pushed Lindsay away, and said, "Go get the condom." Lindsay went into the bedroom, and when he came out, he found that the computer was still on, and there was still a team invitation from Afu and Crow in the middle of the screen. Tip gang is at war.He said in the channel: "I wasn't there just now. I'm in a hurry. I won't fight the help war. I'll go down first."

Usually at times like this, the crow always wanted to scold people, but today for the first time, he didn't lose his temper. He coughed twice and said, "It's okay, you go and do your work."

Lindsay said strangely: "The crow is so easy to talk today."

Su Ang's voice sounded faintly: "Next time you talk privately, remember to close Mai."

The next day Lindsay asked the old dogs in the gang for a suitable Baiyujing number.However, it was not easy to find an account comparable to Li Changan's. Lindsay contacted the few sellers, but the other party demanded a lot of money, and they broke up in the end.

Lindsay was worried, and the crow said: "If Lao Li doesn't dislike it, I will give him my Bai Yujing trumpet. Although the equipment is not very good, and there is no limited title, but it is a full-level number, and the prestige tasks have been completed. , he saves up quickly."

Lindsay asked Guan Yi, and Guan Yi agreed without saying a word.Crow gave him the account number, and the bound mobile phone number and email address were also changed.Guan Yi went online and found that this account was an old account created several years ago, with some out-of-print achievements of the old version, so he couldn't help asking Crow: "The old account is quite valuable now, do you really want to give it to me?"

The crow was very straightforward, saying that he didn't have much time for that number anyway.

Guan Yi stayed in the main city, taking care of his new account slowly, while Lindsay sat by and watched, and asked, "Are you really going to play a female account in the future?"

"Isn't it possible?" Guan Yi zoomed in on the camera to show Lindsay the character's face, "You are so beautiful, a mature sister. And the female account bullies others, which is a double blow mentally."

Lindsay: "I admire."

Guan Yi clicked on the pendant list and found that the collection was complete. There was also one called "Concentric Knot".

Lindsay: "...Unexpectedly, a passionate man like Crow would secretly raise a virtual wife behind his back."

Later, Lindsay also turned on the laptop and nestled on the sofa to play games.The new season has already started for almost two months, and he has only queued solo a few times in the arena, and he doesn't even have a permanent teammate.After Guan Yi and Su Ang used a tragic 5V5 record to force her into a high rank last season, Lindsay decided not to force herself to a rank that does not belong to her anymore, and to be a mid-level ordinary player honestly.

He yelled twice in the friend list, and he attracted the empty, lonely and cold Lu Dongbin who couldn't bite him to death.The 3V3 team of Lu Dongbin, who couldn't kill him, broke up again, and the two teammates fell in love with each other and went to fall in love in reality.After joining Lindsay's arena team, the unkillable Lu Dongbin said: "In order to prevent you and your teammates from seeing each other and running away, I decided to say that you and I are a pair of gays."

Lindsay: "...it doesn't have to be."

The two discussed it again and again, and decided to find an acquaintance and I will fight with you.I told you that I was enjoying flowers in the wild, and I asked them to go and talk about it.The two rushed over to see that I was being ruthlessly whipped to death by a fellow faction named Zhu Nuo guarding the resurrection point.

Zhu Nuo and I fought with you in the hostile camp, but any player from the same camp who couldn't see it and tried to help, was beaten by Zhu Nuo, so fast that it made the scalp tingle.I fought with you and lay down at his feet, my whole body was completely red, and when I saw Lindsay, I frantically called for help on the current channel.

Zhunuo looked at Lindsay and Lindsay who were in the same camp as him, and asked: Are you his friends?

Lindsay and the unkillable Lu Dongbin typed at the same time: No!

Zhu Nuo was very pleased and said: He is a human monster, pretending to be a girl to trick me into giving him the equipment, it is too much.We are all comrades in the same camp, let me remind you.

Lindsay said: The same family is really chivalrous!

I fought tears with you, and said to Lindsay: That year, when the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, you said that we were good brothers, but after all, it was a wrong payment.Daoist Priest, I know you are proud and unyielding, you must seek justice for me!

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't be bitten to death, didn't say a word, and stepped forward to click on the promise to discuss.In less than half a minute, the winner was already decided, and Lu Dongbin, who could not bite to death, was defeated. He made a gesture of clasping his fists and said: My dear brother is very skilled in martial arts, and my younger brother is convinced.Coincidentally, my brother and I have just established a 3V3 team, and there is a lack of a master who can deal with all kinds of tricks. I think my brother is the best candidate.I don't know what my dear friend wants?

I fight with you: ... Are you dead or not?

Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death, said on the team channel: No, I am saving you from trouble, sacrificing myself to feed a tiger, and my emotions are heavenly.Don't forget the grace of saving your life, remember to give me a discount when joining your group in the future.

After finishing speaking, I kicked you and me out of the team, and respectfully invited into the boss Zhu Nuo, and the three of them started a pleasant 3V3 journey to the top.

Lindsay and the others seem to have picked up a treasure this time, Zhu Nuo's first-rate operation and coquettish positioning have led them to turn defeat into victory several times.The only shortcoming is that he likes to send his teammates to death by thunder, which is exactly what the name says: "Dead friends never die poor people".

Lindsay's 3V3 score was high, while Guan Yi and the gang's old dogs were soaking in the arena, and new equipment was quickly accumulated.That night, Lindsay's arena had just finished work, and Guan Yi suddenly said, "Come here."

"What?"

Lindsay sat next to Guan Yi, and found that he was standing outside the peachy and willow-green city of Gusu, standing under a big willow tree with a man who looked very wealthy.Lindsay looked at Diaolongting's ID again, and it turned out to be a rookie.

Guan Yi didn't wear the Baiyu Jingmen school suit that he usually wears, and changed into a classic goddess appearance, with pendants all over his body, full of jewels.Lindsay probably guessed what Guan Yi was, and couldn't help but stand on end, and couldn't help but leaned back: "What are you doing? Just offer a reward to hold him at the resurrection point and whip his corpse."

"That's boring." Guan Yi typed in the conversation.Lindsay glanced at it and found that two of the three sentences in the conversation between the two were flirting, and the screen was full of love and shy expressions. "...Guan Yi, you are too coquettish."

"Just enough." Guan Yi said while typing, "Su Ang pretends to be more like me."

Lindsay took an apple and sat next to Guan Yi to peel it. At this time, an interactive invitation popped up in the middle of the screen. Guan Yi clicked OK, and Bai Yujing under the willow tree snuggled into Diaolongting's arms.The rookie asked Guan Yi for a LOC account and wanted to chat with him, but Guan Yi changed the subject and said he wanted to discuss with the rookie.The rookie readily agreed, and even asked if he needed to take off some equipment for him.

Guan Yi typed out an infinitely gentle line with no expression on his face: No, you dress well.

As soon as Lindsay peeled off the last circle of fruit, the sparring ended, and the rookie stood there for a while with the empty health bar before sitting down.Lindsay was overjoyed, and peeled a piece of apple and handed it to Guan Yi's mouth.Guan Yi asked Cainiao understandingly if the network was not good just now, and Cainiao immediately went downhill.Guan Yi invited him to come again, but the rookie refused, but couldn't stand Guan Yi's soft words, and agreed again.This time the loss was even worse than last time. The rookie said that his network was really bad, so he could only play with him like this, but Guan Yi kept praising him for being great.

Lindsay asked, "How long are you going to play with him?"

Guan Yi said, "Wait until Su Ang goes online."

Lindsay asked, "Why wait for the leader?"

Guan Yi said that the rookie is now the manager of the gang.Lindsay said, "You wanna fight them?"

At this time Su Ang was online, Guan Yi and the rookie formed a team, privately chatted and sent Su Ang his own coordinates, and then Lindsay saw Su Ang calling people into the group to fight in the gang channel.This time is the peak time for Jie darts, and the crow has no organized activities tonight, and the fighters in the gang are bored, so they join the group one after another.

Guan Yi was still affectionate with the rookie at this end, Su Ang rushed to the rookie aggressively with his men, and knocked the rookie to the ground when he came up.

[Current] Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen: Do you dare to seduce me?

【Current】Bangzhong: Do you dare to seduce the wife of our gang leader?

After finishing speaking, I sent out the help of the rookie gang.Not only that, but the old dog in the guild also called the Tongmeng Gang next door to help. When the Tongmeng Gang heard that the Jiyou Gang had been raped, they immediately sharpened their knives and killed them.A lot of other gangs who had a personal relationship with Su Ang also came, some came to watch the fun and eat melons, and some came to pick up the heads of their enemies for nothing, and they quickly fought on the map.

Lindsay was shocked.

Guan Yi kissed him on the cheek and said, "This is what makes a teacher famous, baby."

Lindsay said: "...I think it should be called fairy dance."

The author says:

No need to look for it, there was no mutual attack in the last chapter XD