All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay's father chatted with Guan Yi. Guan Yi made several excuses to leave, but he stopped him and had to sit back.Lindsay's father talked about his love life and asked curiously, "Has Lindsay talked about a girlfriend recently?"

Guan Yi immediately said, "I'm not sure about this."

"We've definitely talked about it." Lindsay's father said firmly, "My father's intuition tells me."

Guan Yi said, "Then maybe... let's talk?"

Lindsay's father looked at Guan Yi suspiciously: "You don't know?"

Guan Yi asked tentatively, "Should I know?"

"You guys are good brothers!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Yi was completely relieved, and answered fluently: "I've been busy at work recently, so I haven't talked to him much."

"Pretend, brother, keep pretending." Lindsay's father nodded him, "Your elder brother and I have been scrambling in the world of mortals for decades, and you can't even see this little lie. It's really a waste of work."

Guan Yi could only say, "I've only seen it once or twice."

Lindsay's father immediately became interested, with a gossip on his face: "What is it like? Is it pretty? What's your personality like? How did you meet? How long have you been talking?"

"It's pretty white, tall, and good-looking."

"Just 'okay'? Impossible, he must not be telling the truth." Lindsay's father shook his head again and again, "He is very superficial, and he likes beautiful ones, I know. Inherited from me."

"...Actually, Lindsay may also focus on the inside," Guan Yi tried hard to continue, "I heard that his girlfriend is learning piano."

"Believe me, brother, it's definitely not because he thinks people play the piano elegantly and connotatively."

"What's that for?"

Lindsay's father put his arms around his shoulders, leaned closer, and said in a low voice: "Everyone is a man, brother, I'll just say it straight. Lindsay studied art and is used to being unrestrained. Others say that the spiritual core of art is When it comes to spirit and flesh, think about it carefully..."

Guan Yi found that the content of the conversation suddenly became inappropriate for children.

At this moment, the falsely concealed door was pushed open, Lindsay came in, and saw his father talking with Guan Yi in his arms, and almost went straight to heaven.

"Dad, what are you doing!"

Lindsay's father was almost scared to death by his son, and felt his chest for a long time; Guan Yi, who had just been forced to imagine an adult picture by his boyfriend's father, turned his head and saw Lindsay who was shocked and angry as if he was caught in bed, I just feel that I, who have an ordinary imagination, are very out of place in this house.

Lindsay pushed Guan Yi into the bathroom and said, "Don't talk to old drunks." Lindsay's father jumped in the living room and said that it was unreasonable for Xiaozi to win love, and he would not let him and Guan Yi continue to chat about poetry, songs, and philosophy of life. Lindsay listened With these words, Xitian threw a green hat out of thin air and put it firmly on the top of his head, causing stars to pop up in front of his eyes.He asked his father to act like an elder and keep a distance from his friends. His father was very dissatisfied: "Your friends can't be friends with me?"

"That's different."

"Why is it different? It's not a girlfriend."

"You still say? Did you forget about that girlfriend?"

"Which one?"

"Just the ex-girlfriend I met on the plane back to China when I was a freshman."

Lindsay's father suddenly fell silent.

Guan Yi in the bathroom felt as if he had heard some terrible gossip.

When he went out after taking a shower, Lindsay's father was already watching TV on the sofa, and Lindsay was sitting next to him drinking water. The father and son's similar faces even looked exactly the same, which seemed to be a tacit understanding .Just as Guan Yi wanted to take another look, Lindsay glared at him suddenly, signaling him to go into the bedroom.

Guan Yi waited for Lindsay in the bedroom until he was scratching his head, and finally waited until Lindsay came in. Before he could speak, Lindsay said, "Lie down on the bed."

Guan Yi couldn't help laughing: "It doesn't matter if your father is outside?"

"Lie down."

Guan Yi went to bed and lay down, and Lindsay also went to bed.Guan Yi habitually put his arms around Lindsay's waist and pulled him into his arms, but Lindsay put his hands on both sides of his ears and looked down at him.Guan Yi slid his hand down Lindsay's waist and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lindsay suddenly fumbled out the coin with tails on both sides.

Guan Yi's complexion changed drastically, and he immediately turned over and fled. Lindsay pushed him back to the bed, and it was easy to beat him up under the quilt.

Guan Yi didn't dare to fight back the whole time, until Lindsay outside the quilt stopped moving, then he loosened the quilt tightly wrapped around him, carefully revealed a pair of eyes from under the quilt, and said to Lindsay: "Brother Sai, my whole body is in pain. .”

Lindsay sat cross-legged next to him, and said with disgust: "I'm impatient, I don't have any strength at all."

Guan Yi nodded pointingly: "I'm really impatient."

Guan Yi looked at the seriousness of the story, and he was flirting in private. Lindsay was used to the pornographic remarks he made from time to time, so he automatically filtered it and asked, "Where did the coins come from?"

"Su Ang gave it to me." Guan Yi confessed honestly, "One time we had dinner, he used this to trick me into paying the bill. Then he gave it to me."

Lindsay punched him again through the covers. "Then you use it to lie to me?"

"There is no cheating between lovers." Guan Yi corrected him, "This is called fun."

"Hehe. Su Ang said today that he knew you liked me a long time ago," Lindsay said indifferently, "so you have been tricking me from the beginning?"

Hearing what he said, Guan Yi looked at his expression again, and immediately turned over and sat up.Lindsay thought he was going to kiss her and avoided it, but Guan Yi just moved closer to shake his hand and said solemnly, "I'm sorry."

Lindsay looked at Guan Yi, Guan Yi looked very serious, the light from the bedside lamp illuminated half of his face, and his eyelashes cast a thin layer of shadow.He turned his head slightly, one eye just happened to be illuminated, and looked straight at Lindsay, seemingly with a thousand words in his mouth.Then he said softly, "I didn't mean to."

Lindsay didn't speak.Guan Yi watched him for a long time, then slowly approached, first touched Lindsay's forehead with his forehead, and then leaned over to kiss Lindsay.Lindsay wanted to avoid it, but stopped again, opened his mouth for a long time, and finally said only one sentence: "You are so tired of talking."

When their lips touched, Guan Yi smiled and lightly bit Lindsay's lower lip.Lindsay pushed Guan Yi down on the bed, and the two made out for a while, then Lindsay suddenly asked, "What if I choose the front?"

Guan Yi said: "No. You choose negative every time."

"Every time?" Lindsay asked. "How do you know?"

"One time when I was playing in the bar, and another time when I was eating out, and you always flipped coins in the game, and it always turned tails." Guan Yi counted each one for him, "I have noticed it a long time ago."

Lindsay looked down at him, then suddenly lowered her head and kissed him.This kiss lasted for a long time. After they separated, they still stuck together, nose to nose.Lindsay pressed Guan Yi, and the shadow covered Guan Yi's face.Guan Yi straightened up suggestively, and asked, "Do you want to come?"

Lindsay asked, "Do you want to?"

Guan Yi just smiled.Lindsay stroked his face and said, "It's fine as long as it's fun, don't worry about it." After speaking, he got off Guan Yi and rolled to the other side of the bed, his T-shirt was lifted up, revealing his white belly. "quickly come."

The knock on the door sounded the next morning, and Guan Yi sat up from the bed almost immediately.Lindsay pushed him back, held him in her arms, and said, "Don't worry, he'll be gone soon." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lindsay's father outside asking him if he got up.

Lindsay simply said "no", and Lindsay's father said, "Then I'll eat first." Then they ignored them.The two of them got tired of lying on the bed for another hour. Not long after getting up, Lindsay's father came back from the outside and asked Guan Yi energetically, "Did you sleep with Lindsay yesterday?"

Lindsay didn't change his face: "You won't let him go, the subway will be closed until the subway, so you have to let him sleep at home."

Lindsay's father had no shame: "Then we just had dinner together today. My son's friend is my friend. A Fei, do you recognize Uncle as a friend?"

Lindsay looked at Guan Yi: "...you told him you were A Fei?"

Lindsay's father wants to go around the old town and ask Lindsay to take him for a ride. "Didn't you say you bought a car with the money I gave you? Show me." Lindsay took him to the garage to look at the car, and his father was surprised: "That's it? There are two wheels!"

Lindsay was very upset, not wanting to hear his wife being rejected, and said: "Then don't sit, take a taxi yourself." Lindsay's father grabbed the helmet from his arms and rode directly on the back seat.

Guan Yi and the father and son made an appointment to meet at the open-air cafe in the commercial square. An hour and a half later, he heard a familiar roar, put down his book, and saw the father and son parked by the side of the road.Lindsay's father got out of the car, straightened his clothes, took off his helmet, turned around and gave Lindsay a high five.

Today, the weather was calm and the three of them were sitting outside chatting.Lindsay's father hadn't been to Ligang for a long time, and when he revisited the old place, he was quite moved. He talked about his youthful and romantic past, and talked about how Lindsay was so skinny when he was young.He spent almost the first half of his life in Ligang, and was quite familiar with the streets and alleys of Ligang. Guan Yi captured the glimpses of his childhood in his memories and listened very intently.Only Lindsay was absent-minded, his father was sitting in the middle, he wanted to touch Guan Yi but couldn't, halfway he stretched out his legs to kick Guan Yi, but accidentally kicked his father, so he had to sit down resentfully, drinking one sip after another Coffee, quickly drank a large cup.

At noon, Lindsay's father invited them to eat at an old restaurant. It is said that he and Lindsay's mother came here for the first date after they became boyfriend and girlfriend. "I was a poor boy," Lindsay's father said with a smile. "I saved up for a long time to come here. My hands were shaking when I walked in the door."

Guan Yi listened and couldn't help but look at Lindsay. Lindsay secretly made a face at him, looking impatient.

After the meal, they sent Lindsay's father to the station. Guan Yi watched the man similar to Lindsay disappear at the entrance of the station, and turned his head to meet Lindsay's eyes.

"Today I really feel that you seem to have taken a fancy to my dad."

Passers-by who happened to pass by gave them a horrified look.Guan Yi was almost helpless: "What are you thinking?"

They went to the underground garage to pick up the car. As soon as they turned the corner, Lindsay suddenly pushed Guan Yi against the wall and kissed him hard.Guan Yi's lips were numb and painful from his sucking. He felt Lindsay's hand pull down the zipper of his pants, and Guan Yi hurriedly stopped him. "Crazy?"

Lindsay stared at Guan Yi's flushed lips, then leaned her head, pressing her forehead against Guan Yi's.Guan Yi was a little unbelievable: "Are you really jealous?"

Lindsay said no.Guan Yi felt that this situation was really weird. He put his arms around Lindsay's waist and asked, "What's the matter with you and your dad? I heard you talking when I was taking a shower last night."

Lindsay's expression became a little subtle: "Did you hear that?"

Guan Yi asked tentatively: "You and your father are not really what I think, are they?"

Lindsay also tentatively asked, "Which one?"

"You guys are talking about the same girlfriend?" Guan Yi felt a faint creak coming from a corner of his world view.

"Talk." Lindsay corrected him. "What you said sounds a little too scary."

Guan Yi said: "...do you think your statement is much better?"

Lindsay sighed: "You should be glad that your dad is not an old and unscrupulous playboy, otherwise you will be scared when you fall in love."

Guan Yi was very calm: "I don't have to worry about this, as long as he doesn't like men."

In her freshman year, Lindsay made a girlfriend on the plane back to China, who was a few years older than him, and she was a sexy sister.The two had been mixing oil for a month, and Lindsay felt that something was wrong. The girlfriend always tried to ask Lindsay to buy things for her.Lindsay knew that he was being used as a cash machine, so he dumped him immediately.However, a few months later, he saw a photo of his ex-girlfriend and his father on his father's mobile phone.Lindsay was thundering overhead, and asked his father: "Dad, did you talk about such a young girlfriend?"

The father who had been among the thousands of flowers said calmly that he had only dated a few times and felt that this girl was not upright, so he broke off contact.

Lindsay endured and endured, but still couldn't help asking: "Then have you slept?"

Lindsay's father frowned when he heard this, saying that the brat was also inquiring about such things.But Lindsay couldn't bear to break the casserole and ask the end, and finally silently acquiesced.Then he said, "What are you doing so carefully? It has something to do with you?"

Lindsay frowned, and said with difficulty: "She is... my ex-girlfriend."

Lindsay's father's Mingqian Longjing squirted out of his nose very indecently.

This incident left a lot of psychological shadow on both father and son, so that for a long time later, whenever Lindsay talked about a new girlfriend, he would show his father the photos.

Guan Yi comforted him: "It's okay, Tang Minghuang and his daughter-in-law Yang Guifei are also a good story in history."

"...Guan Yi, can you speak a little humanly?"

Guan Yi kissed Lin Sai twice to show comfort, and then asked: "You are worried about being poached by your father. Does your father also like men?"

Lindsay impatiently: "I don't know!"

Guan Yi said: "Actually, your father is really handsome and unrestrained."

Lindsay warned him: "If you dare to say one more word, I will make you cry."

Guan Yi raised his hands in surrender.

The author says:

I was worried that the title of the chapter would be locked. It was originally "páhui", referring to the father-in-law and daughter-in-law.